Neko Slaves for Sale

[Tornado Queendom]

Since we fear the Nekos are spies, we decided to enslave them and sell them to multiple nations. If you want one, just request it here and we'll give you some.

[United States of Natan]

The USN condemns this practice, and demands that you cease and desist at once, or we shall be forced to take action.

[Visigotha Nova]

We'll buy 25, thanks.

[Reichsstaaten von Germania]

We would like 250 females please.

[Aaaaaa]

We'll buy one. The President has always wanted a cat.

...Wait, hold on. What is it?

whisper whisper whisper

...

Oh, Jesus Christ, not those kind! Cancel the order! Cancel the order!

[Birdax]

We would like to order
250,000 male slaves that are suited for hard labour

[Tornado Queendom]

All offers are accepted

The USN condemns this practice, and demands that you cease and desist at once, or we shall be forced to take action.

[Trollface]

[Riluon]

We will nuke your country, bye

[Astoriya]

'As slaves? No bloody way! Can we instead free them if we buy the whole lot?'

[Imperial Greater Japanese Empire]

We want to buy a 1000 slaves for cleaning drainage pipes in Tokyo !

[Tornado Queendom]

'As slaves? No bloody way! Can we instead free them if we buy the whole lot?'

lol no, you can have 50 of the ones we've determined not to be spies.

We want to buy a 1000 slaves for cleaning drainage pipes in Tokyo !

OK, they'll be shipped quickly.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Prussia-Poland hereby nukes Tornado.
nvmd

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

We want to buy a 1000 slaves for cleaning drainage pipes in Tokyo !

Prussia-Poland nukes Japan 4 times, finishing the job that America left.

[Gagium]

We’ll take 500, thank you.

[Vseslovanskij Soyuz]

We'll take 1 500 male (purpose: research)
and 2 200 female (purpose: research and the Leader's Harem.)

[Krychland]

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

(Image)
Prussia-Poland hereby nukes Tornado.

Lol. I’m not sure what to do. I hat slavery, but I also hate the slaves in question.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

On a second thought, Prussia-Poland would like to take-
10,000 male
10,000 female
For the purpose of forming reconnaissance regiments.
If they finish a 10-year-term, they will be freed and will be allowed to settle in Prussia-Poland.

[Kerlodia]

I'll buy 'em all and make 'em citizens. 'Cause i'm a neko.

[Concrete Slab]

It'll take 200,000.
100,000 for each gender

[Afrikaaners Ryk]

We'd like to order a batch of at least 100,000, 50,000 male and 50,000 females. The male populace will be split in half, with one half subjugated to physical labor and the other inducted into medical experimentation, judged by physical appearance and strength. The females, on the other hand, will be filling another part of the experimentation program in one half, and by the other, to serve as 'comfort women' on expeditions. Any offspring or youngin will be classified otherwise and shipped to any of our allies whom request them.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

We'd like to order a batch of at least 100,000, 50,000 male and 50,000 females. The male populace will be split in half, with one half subjugated to physical labor and the other inducted into medical experimentation, judged by physical appearance and strength. The females, on the other hand, will be filling another part of the experimentation program in one half, and by the other, to serve as 'comfort women' on expeditions. Any offspring or youngin will be classified otherwise and shipped to any of our allies whom request them.

Prussia-Poland would like to annex the Ryk for 0 Reichsmarks.

[Mekishima]

We'd like to order a batch of at least 100,000, 50,000 male and 50,000 females. The male populace will be split in half, with one half subjugated to physical labor and the other inducted into medical experimentation, judged by physical appearance and strength. The females, on the other hand, will be filling another part of the experimentation program in one half, and by the other, to serve as 'comfort women' on expeditions. Any offspring or youngin will be classified otherwise and shipped to any of our allies whom request them.

That would be us, mind you. The trade will begin at around 20 years.

We'd like to order a batch of at least 100,000, 50,000 male and 50,000 females. The male populace will be split in half, with one half subjugated to physical labor and the other inducted into medical experimentation, judged by physical appearance and strength. The females, on the other hand, will be filling another part of the experimentation program in one half, and by the other, to serve as 'comfort women' on expeditions. Any offspring or youngin will be classified otherwise and shipped to any of our allies whom request them.

Prussia-Poland would like to annex the Ryk for 0 Reichsmarks.

Denied. How about a martial arts tournament instead?

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

We'd like to order a batch of at least 100,000, 50,000 male and 50,000 females. The male populace will be split in half, with one half subjugated to physical labor and the other inducted into medical experimentation, judged by physical appearance and strength. The females, on the other hand, will be filling another part of the experimentation program in one half, and by the other, to serve as 'comfort women' on expeditions. Any offspring or youngin will be classified otherwise and shipped to any of our allies whom request them.

That would be us, mind you. The trade will begin at around 20 years.

Prussia-Poland would like to annex the Ryk for 0 Reichsmarks.

Denied. How about a martial arts tournament instead?

Only if it's strictly Historical European Martial Arts, or no Katana mysticism.
If denied, Prussia-Poland will simply drown the Ryk in Askari.

[Kerlodia]

We'd like to order a batch of at least 100,000, 50,000 male and 50,000 females. The male populace will be split in half, with one half subjugated to physical labor and the other inducted into medical experimentation, judged by physical appearance and strength. The females, on the other hand, will be filling another part of the experimentation program in one half, and by the other, to serve as 'comfort women' on expeditions. Any offspring or youngin will be classified otherwise and shipped to any of our allies whom request them.

THE HELL? *swooshes tail and wants to destroy the board*