Caliphate Slave market : Come and make the best investement

[Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate]

In the Caliphate, there are too many reasons why a man might lose his freedom and become a property. Whether if he is a Black African, Infidel Arab or an unruly foreign tourist or a disrespectful woman who demands too many rights or simply someone who fought in a war against us and got enslaved with his family .

But one thing is common. If someone has been enslaved, then it was only thriugh ALLAH'S eternal will.

So come and buy this most reliable of machinery.

(Please mention for fun, where would the slaves work, In what conditions would you work them)

Types of slaves.

1)Black African infidel.
2)Infidel Arab- Very few rare as most Arabs are Muslim.
3)White infidels.
4)Heretical Muslims.
5)Really bad Muslim offenders(Warning, these men come straight from jail).
6)Woman who protested or were lazy or disrespectful.


Code:

Code: Select all

Type of slave(Only from the above 6 types. Also mention gender and age group) :
Amount:
Your offer of payment in dollars only(We may bargain a bit):
Additional notes(Mentioning of work conditions or comments):


[Naqil]

“No listed prices, skills, or age range? This is an obvious scam, intended to surprise would-be customers with ruinous prices for incompetent, sick, or otherwise underperforming product,” says Ixhua. “As such, the Allied Tribes of Naqil hereby CONDEMNS the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate for unfair business practices.”

[United States of Natan]

The United States of Natan Hereby Condemns the caliphate. Further, the enslavement of any Jew or Natanian Citizen, National, expatriate living abroad, or Legal Resident of the United States of Natan shall be treated as an act of war; per 12 USNC § 122(a) and 12 USNC § 122(b).

[National Dredtric Right Of Eritrea]

Did you just call slaves "machinary" lmao that islamic education standard got you actin strange

In addition you didn't list any prices for physical characteristics, im not buying a anthromorphic goat, clearly those ISIS tor sites got you actin strange, nice scam.

[Nawawi]

We condemn Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate and will embargo all commodities and arms for their slave trade because Islam does not teach human trafficking. We hope international communities understand with our action.

[The Union of British North America]

HM North American Government has advised HE Rt. Hon. Governor-General and Commander-in-Chief in approving an Order-in-Council (OIC-G 1230-2018-14) to condemn the Caliphate's actions of promoting the institution of slavery and the slave trade, and to declare the Caliphate hostis humani generis, in accordance with the Amistad Declaration on Slavery and the Rights of Man, as well as the anti-slavery legislation of the Union of Provinces in North America to implement said Declaration.

HM North American Government does not recognize the Caliphate as a sovereign power. HM North American Government sees the Caliphate as a criminal human trafficking organization. Any nation or organization dealing with the Caliphate in these slavery-enabling actions shall be condemned and sanctioned by HM North American Government, and subject to military intervention by the North American Forces to stop these slavery-enabling actions.

[New Equestria]

Imperial Naval Office, New Canterlot, Cantex.,
30 Dec., 1818

To Whomever it May Concern, Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate ,
Official Correspondence,
on behalf of her Majesty Empress Viktoria IV

AF O R M A LI S S U A N C EO FP R O T E S T

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In Speaking, -

On behalf of the rest of Empire and her Imperial citizens, the Imperial Navy wishes to issue a formal declaration of protest against this business entity's practice of slavery. Any form of interaction between the nations of Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate and the Holy Empire of New Equestria shall be blocked and denied, to include economic and trade dealings between both private and public business entities. We find the practice of slavery to be degrading to humanity, and will not tolerate such affairs. Any mercantile vessels from the nation of IMC found to be sailing by any New Equestrian Imperial Navy vessel in International or New Equestrian waters shall be halted, quarantined, and searched. We also hope with such a protest, to discourage others within the international community to indirectly condone such a shameful practice by participating in its related market dealings. While we respect the rights of foreign nations to rule with sovereignty, and understand there is nothing that can be done aside from a declaration of war to end such a practice, we hope for nothing more than an expedient disbandment of this entity, an end to the practice of slavery within the nation of IMC, and support for such an end by other nations and like-minded individuals. But most and above all, we are shocked by with what utter extremism this nation practices and forces its religion, and most especially with its attitude towards Christians and other non-muslims. It is not only disgraceful but repulsive in regards to human rights, and the Holy Empire of New Equestria shall not stand for it.

Furthermore, any nations who engage and participate in this trade shall receive similar just treatment and blacklisting.

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With Regards,

High Admiral John Horatio Nelson,
Imperial Navy Commandant,
Holy Empire of New Equestria

[Hammer Britannia]

I did it better :shm:

[UniversalCommons]

From: Marcus Ohyes, NCEO, Undersea Salvage and Recycling Cooperative.
Type of slave(Only from the above 6 types. Also mention gender and age group) : Heretical Muslims, preferable male, healthy and between the ages of 18 and 40.
Amount: 10,000
Your offer of payment in dollars only(We may bargain a bit): $10,000,000
Additional notes(Mentioning of work conditions or comments): We are interested in educated heretics. People who can work as sailors in foreign ports, or laborers for a large recycling cooperative.
OOC: This is in high quality counterfeit currency produced by the OESW (Office of Economic and Special Warfare).

[Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate]

We condemn Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate and will embargo all commodities and arms for their slave trade because Islam does not teach human trafficking. We hope international communities understand with our action.

I HATE to start an inter religious debate here but.............


Verse 33:50 of Quran- "Prophet, We have made lawful to you the wives to whom you have granted dowries and the slave girls whom God has given you as booty."

Verse 23:5 of Quran- "... except with their wives and slave girls, for these are lawful to them:..."

[Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate]

From: Marcus Ohyes, NCEO, Undersea Salvage and Recycling Cooperative.
Type of slave(Only from the above 6 types. Also mention gender and age group) : Heretical Muslims, preferable male, healthy and between the ages of 18 and 40.
Amount: 10,000
Your offer of payment in dollars only(We may bargain a bit): $10,000,000
Additional notes(Mentioning of work conditions or comments): We are interested in educated heretics. People who can work as sailors in foreign ports, or laborers for a large recycling cooperative.
OOC: This is in high quality counterfeit currency produced by the OESW (Office of Economic and Special Warfare).

Despite the somewhat low nature of your payment... ......we


ACCEPTED

[The Democratic Nation of Unovia]

A Unovian buyer comes in and asks the seller, "We have more than enough money to buy out the auction. We would like to know what is the maximum people in the auction?"
Waiting for a response.

[Cult of the Black Beast]

The Cult of the Black Beast is strongly opposed to slavery. Many of our covens will begin working to undermine your slave trade, and your government itself, immediately upon receiving this information.

We CONDEMN your nation, and any other nation who purchases these slaves. And we will make war with you. No official declaration of war or anything, more like our agents just showing up one day and bombing your places of government, using your soldiers for blood magic, attempting assassinations of your leaders, and working to free as many slaves as possible.

Any other nation who purchases these slaves for any reason other than to immediately free said slaves afterwords shall make themselves a target for our naval piracy operations.

[The Democratic Nation of Unovia]

The Cult of the Black Beast is strongly opposed to slavery. Many of our covens will begin working to undermine your slave trade, and your government itself, immediately upon receiving this information.

We CONDEMN your nation, and any other nation who purchases these slaves. And we will make war with you. No official declaration of war or anything, more like our agents just showing up one day and bombing your places of government, using your soldiers for blood magic, attempting assassinations of your leaders, and working to free as many slaves as possible.

Any other nation who purchases these slaves for any reason other than to immediately free said slaves afterwords shall make themselves a target for our naval piracy operations.

The Unovian agent walks over to the Black Beast individual.
"I am your friend. If you would like to know what I intend to do with these slaves, TG me. Its not safe to tell you here in the auction."

[Equatorial Amazonia]

A Unovian buyer comes in and asks the seller, "We have more than enough money to buy out the auction. We would like to know what is the maximum people in the auction?"
Waiting for a response.

Behold. You can buy an entire Ethiopian infidel tribe !

60000 slaves and payment of $60 million !

[Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate]

A Unovian buyer comes in and asks the seller, "We have more than enough money to buy out the auction. We would like to know what is the maximum people in the auction?"
Waiting for a response.

Behold. You can buy an entire Ethiopian infidel tribe !

60000 slaves and payment of $60 million !

That is me.

[The Democratic Nation of Unovia]

The Unovian buyer says, "I will buy every slave you have for...lets say, $1,000 dollars per slave. Working on a MASSIVE infrastructure project.
Willing to negotiate a price per slave."

[Nawawi]

We condemn Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate and will embargo all commodities and arms for their slave trade because Islam does not teach human trafficking. We hope international communities understand with our action.

I HATE to start an inter religious debate here but.............


Verse 33:50 of Quran- "Prophet, We have made lawful to you the wives to whom you have granted dowries and the slave girls whom God has given you as booty."

Verse 23:5 of Quran- "... except with their wives and slave girls, for these are lawful to them:..."

Don't cut the scripture quote as you like! it will make the meaning different.

Q.S Al-Ahzab 30: 50
Allah says "O Prophet, indeed We have made lawful to you your wives to whom you have given their due compensation and those your right hand possesses from what Allah has returned to you [of captives] and the daughters of your paternal uncles and the daughters of your paternal aunts and the daughters of your maternal uncles and the daughters of your maternal aunts who emigrated with you and a believing woman if she gives herself to the Prophet [and] if the Prophet wishes to marry her, [this is] only for you, excluding the [other] believers. We certainly know what We have made obligatory upon them concerning their wives and those their right hands possess, [but this is for you] in order that there will be upon you no discomfort. And ever is Allah Forgiving and Merciful."

Means in this verse it is only written the privilege of the prophet to marry a prisoner of war (slaves) who has been liberated by him on the basis of humanity and provide protection and that does not apply except the prophet.

And you did the mistake for Q.S Al-Mu'minun 23:5, you are very wrong.


In Quran says "And they who guard their private parts" not "...except with their wives and slave girls, for these are lawful to them..."

Even if you are truly an Islamic person, you can certainly read this verse!

Q.S Al-Balad 90:13

Allah says "It is the freeing of a slave"

Its clear from this verse, Allah asks Muslims to abolish slavery. and 10000%% I believe you're Not Muslim. Because you incorrectly quoted the verse about slavery in the Quran.

[Toaslandia]

Type of slave(Only from the above 6 types. Also mention gender and age group) : Really Bad Muslim Offenders
Amount: 50,000
Your offer of payment in dollars only(We may bargain a bit): $9,000,000
Additional notes(Mentioning of work conditions or comments): They will be sent to the gladiator arenas.

[UniversalCommons]

From: Marcus Ohyes, NCEO, Undersea Salvage and Recycling Cooperative.
Type of slave(Only from the above 6 types. Also mention gender and age group) : Heretical Muslims, preferable male, healthy and between the ages of 18 and 40.
Amount: 10,000
Your offer of payment in dollars only(We may bargain a bit): $10,000,000
Additional notes(Mentioning of work conditions or comments): We are interested in educated heretics. People who can work as sailors in foreign ports, or laborers for a large recycling cooperative.
OOC: This is in high quality counterfeit currency produced by the OESW (Office of Economic and Special Warfare).

Despite the somewhat low nature of your payment... ......we


ACCEPTED

From: Marcus Ohyes, NCEO, Undersea Salvage and Recycling Cooperative
We thank you. This is useful to us.

Official:
The muslim community on Scooby Island is happy to see their brethren free from slavery. There is an official disembarcation on Scooby Island where the slaves are freed. As they are give freedom, they are also offered contracts to work as sailors, work in the shipyards and recycling and salvage yards of the Undersea Salvage and Recycling Cooperative. Business is booming. It is cheaper to buy them as slaves and free them offering them work than it is to pay a headhunter a hiring fee.

Unofficial:
The OESW offers some of them jobs as translators. They also screen many of them to see if they will make good agents in case they need to go into that part of the world in the future. They train a small group of people to work as spies and send them back to the caliphate undercover as business people.

[Victorious Decepticons]

We Decepticons usually get our slaves from our own Cloning Centers, so we can only offer $1,000 NSD each for for wild (iow, not genetically engineered, and not brought up in our own slave-raising system) human livestock.

If that is acceptable, we will purchase up to 100,000 slaves. Any kind will do except for types 1 and 6. Type 1s have had centuries of practice at looking busy in front of their overseers while not actually doing any real work, and you say outright that Type 6s are rebellious and/or lazy - both of which are conditions that preclude their importation into the Decepticon Empire.

Decepticon slaves are typically put to hard labor in mines, so send the strongest ones, and make sure they aren't sick. They should be no older than 35 and no younger than 15 - either sex is fine. Please give the Really Bad Muslim Offenders special clothes so that we can spot them at a glance.

Any other nation who purchases these slaves for any reason other than to immediately free said slaves afterwords shall make themselves a target for our naval piracy operations.

Lol, lol, lotsa luck getting a sea navy through space! If you somehow manage it, the Decepticon Military will be glad to give it a "special welcome."

PS: We are the Master Pirates. We aren't afraid of your puny little raidlets when we have far more raiders than you have population!

[United States of Natan]

The United States of Natan Hereby Condemns the caliphate. Further, the enslavement of any Jew or Natanian Citizen, National, expatriate living abroad, or Legal Resident of the United States of Natan shall be treated as an act of war; per 12 USNC § 122(a) and 12 USNC § 122(b).

Based on reports of Jews and Natanian citizens & residents being forced into slavery, the United States of Natan, pursuant to 12 USNC § 122(a)(b), is now in a state of war with the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate. With the second and final regular session of the 97th Congress having previously adjourned sine die, the House on December the 16, and the Senate on December the 18th, President Nicole Gross, pursuant to Article II § 3 Clause 2 of the Constitution of the United States of Natan, exercised her constitutional power to recall both chambers of the 97th Congress into an extraordinary session. Congress, by a unanimous vote of 10,615 (yes our House is that large) in the House of Representatives with 5 abstaining and 0 absent, and a vote of 260-2 in the Senate, with no abstentions or absences, has voted to issue a formal declaration of war before once again adjourning sine die before the start of the 98th Congress at noon tomorrow, January 1st, 2019.

97th Congress of the United States of Natan

First Extraordinary Session, December 31, 2018

A JOINT RESOLUTION Declaring that a State of War Exists Between the government of the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate and the government of the United States of Natan, and the people thereof, and making provisions to prosecute the same.

Whereas the government of the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate has committed acts of war against the people and the government of the United States of Natan, with offenses including, but not limited to:
-The enslavement or forced labor of a member of the Jewish Faith
-The enslavement or forced labor of a Natanian Citizen, National, or Legal Resident

Therefore be it resolved by the Senate and the House of Representatives of the United States of Natan in Congress Assembled, that a state of war exists between the United States of Natan and the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate as of January the First, in the year Two Thousand and Nineteen; the President of the United States of Natan is hereby authorized to utilize the entirety of the military and government resources for prosecution of this war; and to issue Letters of Marque as she or her authorized and appropriate subordinates may see fit. Further, she is authorized to use whatever means necessary to ensure the liberation, safety, and freedom of any Jewish persons or Natanian citizens, nationals, or legal residents who may reside within Caliphate, as well as that of any other enslaved persons residing within the Caliphate.

SIGNED BY
Jason Went,
Speaker of the House of Representatives

Talia Davis,
Vice President of the United States of Natan and President of the Senate

Nicole Gross,
President of the United States of Natan

[New Equestria]

The United States of Natan Hereby Condemns the caliphate. Further, the enslavement of any Jew or Natanian Citizen, National, expatriate living abroad, or Legal Resident of the United States of Natan shall be treated as an act of war; per 12 USNC § 122(a) and 12 USNC § 122(b).

Based on reports of Jews and Natanian citizens & residents being forced into slavery, the United States of Natan, pursuant to 12 USNC § 122(a)(b), is now in a state of war with the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate. With the second and final regular session of the 97th Congress having previously adjourned sine die, the House on December the 16, and the Senate on December the 18th, President Nicole Gross, pursuant to Article II § 3 Clause 2 of the Constitution of the United States of Natan, exercised her constitutional power to recall both chambers of the 97th Congress into an extraordinary session. Congress, by a unanimous vote of 10,615 (yes our House is that large) in the House of Representatives with 5 abstaining and 0 absent, and a vote of 260-2 in the Senate, with no abstentions or absences, has voted to issue a formal declaration of war before once again adjourning sine die before the start of the 98th Congress at noon tomorrow, January 1st, 2019.

97th Congress of the United States of Natan

First Extraordinary Session, December 31, 2018

A JOINT RESOLUTION Declaring that a State of War Exists Between the government of the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate and the government of the United States of Natan, and the people thereof, and making provisions to prosecute the same.

Whereas the government of the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate has committed acts of war against the people and the government of the United States of Natan, with offenses including, but not limited to:
-The enslavement or forced labor of a member of the Jewish Faith
-The enslavement or forced labor of a Natanian Citizen, National, or Legal Resident

Therefore be it resolved by the Senate and the House of Representatives of the United States of Natan in Congress Assembled, that a state of war exists between the United States of Natan and the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate as of January the First, in the year Two Thousand and Nineteen; the President of the United States of Natan is hereby authorized to utilize the entirety of the military and government resources for prosecution of this war; and to issue Letters of Marque as she or her authorized and appropriate subordinates may see fit. Further, she is authorized to use whatever means necessary to ensure the liberation, safety, and freedom of any Jewish persons or Natanian citizens, nationals, or legal residents who may reside within Caliphate, as well as that of any other enslaved persons residing within the Caliphate.

SIGNED BY
Jason Went,
Speaker of the House of Representatives

Talia Davis,
Vice President of the United States of Natan and President of the Senate

Nicole Gross,
President of the United States of Natan

The Holy Empire of New Equestria wishes to congratulate the United States of Natan in the passing of its most recent Resolution enacting a state of War between yourselves and the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate. The Empire also offers its support and resources in the endeavors of this war, and wishes to officially put itself on a platform of support for the USN.

Your Humble Servant,
Lord Charles Kessington Aldman,
Head Imperial Advisor,
On Behalf of Her Majesty Empress Viktoria IV

[Valkiir]

In the Caliphate, there are too many reasons why a man might lose his freedom and become a property. Whether if he is a Black African, Infidel Arab or an unruly foreign tourist or a disrespectful woman who demands too many rights or simply someone who fought in a war against us and got enslaved with his family .

But one thing is common. If someone has been enslaved, then it was only thriugh ALLAH'S eternal will.

So come and buy this most reliable of machinery.

(Please mention for fun, where would the slaves work, In what conditions would you work them)

Types of slaves.

1)Black African infidel.
2)Infidel Arab- Very few rare as most Arabs are Muslim.
3)White infidels.
4)Heretical Muslims.
5)Really bad Muslim offenders(Warning, these men come straight from jail).
6)Woman who protested or were lazy or disrespectful.


Code:

Code: Select all

Type of slave(Only from the above 6 types. Also mention gender and age group) :
Amount:
Your offer of payment in dollars only(We may bargain a bit):
Additional notes(Mentioning of work conditions or comments):


By Republic mandate and the demands of the Parliament; All relations to any nation Trafficking in Human Chattel is to be considered a belligerent nation and all trae, relations and interactions of an official nature are forbidden, other than those needed to express our intentions, or resolve violent confrontations.The president may not negotiate a peace accord,treaty, pact or agreement, or extend any formal recognition or allow trade until such time as slave trading ceases.

Moreover the Naval and Air Self Defense Force( expeditionary) Are conduct suppression and disruption actions to seize or turn back any and all aircraft or naval vessels participating in the slave trade. Any vessel or aircraft registered to a slaver nation is subject to being diverted, and boarded by Valkiiri Forces. any vessel or aircraft refusing to be inspect is subject to immediate hostile action up to and including destruction of suspect vessel with extreme prejudice. any and all vessels originating in or registered to Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate will be stopped and inspected, any vessel transporting slaves will be evacuated with the exception of the captain and officers of the vessel then the vessel will be scuttled by gunfire and high explosives. The captain and officers will not be evacuated, allowed to leave the vessel of their own volition, or rescued should they survive the destruction of the vessel.

The sole exception shall be that the captain and officers seek out a Valkiiri flagged patrol vessel and declare their desire for clemency and sanctuary immediately transferring all slaves to the custody of the Republic. At which time the crew will be transported to an acceptable safe haven then the vessel will be scuttled by naval forces.

This action shall begin on receipt of this warning with a 48 hour period allowed for consideration and response, although during the grace period vessels will be detained and turned back but no other action will be taken.

We are many, We are one. We are not neutral, impartial, or understanding in such matters.
President John Rhictor-Valkiiri.

You may contact us to declare your intentions through our Diplomatic Communications Center
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[United States of Natan]

As per H.J.Res 0001 "A JOINT RESOLUTION Declaring that a State of War Exists Between the government of the Islamic Mahddiyah Caliphate and the government of the United States of Natan, and the people thereof, and making provisions to prosecute the same.", passed during the first extraordinary session of the 97th Congress of the United States of Natan on December the 31st 2018, peacetime relations have ceased with IMC and the USN and IMC have formally entered into hostilities today, January the 1st 2019.