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Do you want some chemical weapons? We got your chemical weapons. We have many great Chemical weapons including Sarin, VX, Mustard Gas, Phosgene, you name it we got it. We currently sell all of these weapons at only 10 dollars per gram. Just fill up the forum below and have fun with your chemical weapons

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Buyer's full name: Samue Clemens IV
Buyer's full address 392 East Nuke Dickems ST
What Chemical do you want?: Some Sarin would be nice.
How much?: 8 seedy looking aluminum 20 gallon cans with a toxic symbol on the sides.
Any other notes?: Please be discrete. The of VoVoDoCo tolerates many things, but chemical weapons is not one of them. Don't make the cans less shady looking tho

VoVoDoCo wrote:Buyer's full name: Samue Clemens IV
Buyer's full address 392 East Nuke Dickems ST
What Chemical do you want?: Some Sarin would be nice.
How much?: 8 seedy looking aluminum 20 gallon cans with a toxic symbol on the sides.
Any other notes?: Please be discrete. The of VoVoDoCo tolerates many things, but chemical weapons is not one of them. Don't make the cans less shady looking tho

Alright, they've been shipped. A bunch of "Trash Cans" will show up by your door tomorrow, leave the money near the Mama' Janes

Hammer Britannia wrote:Do you want some chemical weapons? We got your chemical weapons. We have many great Chemical weapons including Sarin, VX, Mustard Gas, Phosgene, you name it we got it. We currently sell all of these weapons at only 10 dollars per gram. Just fill up the forum below and have fun with your chemical weapons

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AhemFire the Blockade in the hole!

As Per Executive Order 67,We will embargo any nation that sells anything illegal by either the Geneva Convention or as in illegal in the Monarch Republic. Hammer Britannia,You just earned :A Embargo!for selling chemical weapons.

Monarch Republic wrote:

Hammer Britannia wrote:Do you want some chemical weapons? We got your chemical weapons. We have many great Chemical weapons including Sarin, VX, Mustard Gas, Phosgene, you name it we got it. We currently sell all of these weapons at only 10 dollars per gram. Just fill up the forum below and have fun with your chemical weapons

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AhemFire the Blockade in the hole!

As Per Executive Order 67,We will embargo any nation that sells anything illegal by either the Geneva Convention or as in illegal in the Monarch Republic. Hammer Britannia,You just earned :A Embargo!for selling chemical weapons.

Ausinia pledges full support for the halting of this shipment

Monarch Republic wrote:

Hammer Britannia wrote:Do you want some chemical weapons? We got your chemical weapons. We have many great Chemical weapons including Sarin, VX, Mustard Gas, Phosgene, you name it we got it. We currently sell all of these weapons at only 10 dollars per gram. Just fill up the forum below and have fun with your chemical weapons

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AhemFire the Blockade in the hole!

As Per Executive Order 67,We will embargo any nation that sells anything illegal by either the Geneva Convention or as in illegal in the Monarch Republic. Hammer Britannia,You just earned :A Embargo!for selling chemical weapons.

Mioktopia offers 1 Billion Mioktopian Marks in order for you to keep this quiet.

Buyer's full name: Generalfeldmarshall Heinrich Rodenberg
Buyer's full address: 284 Bastonge Avenue, Stahlstadt, Holy Reich of Cesken
What Chemical do you want?: Mustard Gas
How much?: 10,000 x 8.8cm Artillery gas shells and 2,000 x 80cm Superheavy artillery gas shells
Any other notes?: Shipment is to be overseen and guarded by a large force of Ceskian Military personnel. Specifically the 42nd infantry brigade, 2nd armored brigade, and the 173rd Fallschirmjäger brigade.

Buyer's full name: The Holy Mioktopian Empire Of Mioktopia
Buyer's full address: 495 Mustard ST
What Chemical do you want?: Mustard Gas
How much?: 1 million aluminium 50 gallon cans.
Any other notes?: Be careful not to send them to any of our enemies in our civil war, that is a good way to get a nuke in your capital.

Cesken wrote:Buyer's full name: Generalfeldmarshall Heinrich Rodenberg
Buyer's full address: 284 Bastonge Avenue, Stahlstadt, Holy Reich of Cesken
What Chemical do you want?: Mustard Gas
How much?: 10,000 x 8.8cm Artillery gas shells and 2,000 x 80cm Superheavy artillery gas shells
Any other notes?: Shipment is to be overseen and guarded by a large force of Ceskian Military personnel. Specifically the 42nd infantry brigade, 2nd armored brigade, and the 173rd Fallschirmjäger brigade.

Mioktopia wrote:Buyer's full name: The Holy Mioktopian Empire Of Mioktopia
Buyer's full address: 495 Mustard ST
What Chemical do you want?: Mustard Gas
How much?: 1 million aluminium 50 gallon cans.
Any other notes?: Be careful not to send them to any of our enemies in our civil war, that is a good way to get a nuke in your capital.

Accepted, they should be coming... pay the money to the bearded man in the upside down tophat

Monarch Republic wrote:

Hammer Britannia wrote:Do you want some chemical weapons? We got your chemical weapons. We have many great Chemical weapons including Sarin, VX, Mustard Gas, Phosgene, you name it we got it. We currently sell all of these weapons at only 10 dollars per gram. Just fill up the forum below and have fun with your chemical weapons

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AhemFire the Blockade in the hole!

As Per Executive Order 67,We will embargo any nation that sells anything illegal by either the Geneva Convention or as in illegal in the Monarch Republic. Hammer Britannia,You just earned :A Embargo!for selling chemical weapons.

lol, like we cared about your nation anyways

The sale of chemical weapons to any nation will not be tolerated by the Bjørnøya Republic. We have activated the Royal Bjørnøyan Naval Defense Force's 9th Naval Fleet, composed of several of the most modern naval ships. They will be positioned to enclose all borders of Hammer Britannia until they cease the sale and distribution of illegal chemical weapons. We wish for your full compliance. Failure to do so will surely result in forceful military action.

Bjornoya Islands wrote:The sale of chemical weapons to any nation will not be tolerated by the Bjørnøya Republic. We have activated the Royal Bjørnøyan Naval Defense Force's 9th Naval Fleet, composed of several of the most modern naval ships. They will be positioned to enclose all borders of Hammer Britannia until they cease the sale and distribution of illegal chemical weapons. We wish for your full compliance. Failure to do so will surely result in forceful military action.

FYI, I am a space empire. If you think a couple of "modern" battleships scare me, then you've really underestimated my power.

Buyer's full name: The Holy Mioktopian Empire Of Mioktopia
Buyer's full address: 495 Mustard ST
What Chemical do you want?: Mustard Gas
How much?: 1 million aluminium 50 gallon cans.
Any other notes?: Nope, just need more.

Mioktopia wrote:Buyer's full name: The Holy Mioktopian Empire Of Mioktopia
Buyer's full address: 495 Mustard ST
What Chemical do you want?: Mustard Gas
How much?: 1 million aluminium 50 gallon cans.
Any other notes?: Nope, just need more.

Understandable, Same Place

Contention One - Chemical weapons should be prohibited unless for scientific use.

The nation of Perspirance believes that through mining resources such as these we can use our knowledge of weaponry to unify our sciences and create technology that could save peoples lives instead of taking them away.

Political Note - The defat rate of my country is very high and I would like to prevent the deaths of many more through work, we can achieve salvation.

Perspirace wrote:Contention One - Chemical weapons should be prohibited unless for scientific use.

The nation of Perspirance believes that through mining resources such as these we can use our knowledge of weaponry to unify our sciences and create technology that could save peoples lives instead of taking them away.

Political Note - The defat rate of my country is very high and I would like to prevent the deaths of many more through work, we can achieve salvation.

Uh... OK?

Buyer's full name: OESW Office of Economic and Special Warfare
Buyer's full address 1 Office Lane, Scooby Island, Universal Commons 1A6B7C
What Chemical do you want?: Weaponized version of Bremelanotide. (Gay Bomb)
How much?: 20 50 liter barrels (Gay Bomb).
Any other notes?: $1,000,000 Nationstate Dollars is being sent.

UniversalCommons wrote:Buyer's full name: OESW Office of Economic and Special Warfare
Buyer's full address 1 Office Lane, Scooby Island, Universal Commons 1A6B7C
What Chemical do you want?: Weaponized version of Bremelanotide. (Gay Bomb)
How much?: 20 50 liter barrels (Gay Bomb).
Any other notes?: $1,000,000 Nationstate Dollars is being sent.

YOU'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY. AAAAAAAAAAA

Accepted, I will send some your way.

Do you sell Tabun?

The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:Do you sell Tabun?

Yes

Hammer Britannia wrote:

The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:Do you sell Tabun?

Yes

Buyer's full name: Nikita Polotentsev
Buyer's full address: 1 Cheong Wa Dae Road, Seoul
What Chemical do you want?: Tabun
How much?: 10 gallons
Any other notes?: None unless you have questions

The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:

Hammer Britannia wrote:Yes

Buyer's full name: Nikita Polotentsev
Buyer's full address: 1 Cheong Wa Dae Road, Seoul
What Chemical do you want?: Tabun
How much?: 10 gallons
Any other notes?: None unless you have questions

Accepted, no questions asked.

Buyer's full name: Confederacy of East ares, Defense Cooperative
Buyer's full address: Harrion Military Complex, Ultia, East Ares
What Chemical do you want?: VX
How much: 15 Kilograms
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East Ares wrote:Buyer's full name: Confederacy of East ares, Defense Cooperative
Buyer's full address: Harrion Military Complex, Ultia, East Ares
What Chemical do you want?: VX
How much: 15 Kilograms
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Heading your way

VoVoDoCo wrote:OFFICIAL STATEMENTS BY VOVODOCOAN GOVERNMENT:

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Vovodoco

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~Official Statement~

From the desk of George Konkin, President of VoVoDoCo
An open request.


We as a nation are horrified by Hammer Britannia's complete disregard for safety an International Peace. No one in this nation is allowed to purchase chemical weapons from any nation, especially not from HB. However, this does not change the nature of our two Nations greater Alliance and cooperation. All Aid and trade will proceed as it always has, and we respectfully urge All Nations to cease all sanctions.

By cutting them off from trade, which is pointless given their substantial power, you force them to rely on more nefarious means to generate income. We respectfully urge All Nations to Cease the buying of chemical weapons, but to treat Hammer Britannica with the respect that it deserves.

Thank you.
George Konkin

Yeah, next thing you know I could be selling babies...

Wait, no