Cykoslevine Military Surplus Catalog

[Cykoslevinia]

Have you ever wanted a chrome-plated dreadnought the size of 50 Whales? What about a MiG-17 Fighter Jet, equipped with missiles that can take out that same dreadnought?

Well have I got a deal for you!

The Cykoslevine Military Surplus has a wide supply of top-of-the-line Military goods ranging from gas masks to 50-ton War machines! Below is a list of things we have for sale, and if you want some, send Cykoslevinia a Telegram.

Some Items we sell ;
MiG-17 Jet Fighter
MiG-30 Jet Bomber
T-3 Leopard Assault Tank
T-12 Howitzer Tank
RR43 APV
A-V7 Superheavy Battleship
E-23 Battleship
VX3 Heavy Cruiser
23MM Artillery Canon
5MM AA Gun
AC-17 Battle Rifle
G3 Gas Mask
AV7 Main-Line Rifle
Albert-Holstein Trenching Tool
Chesko-Type Sniper Rifle
3MM AA Tank

[UniversalCommons]

From: Marcus Cruonis, NCEO, Undersea Salvage and Recycling Cooperative, UniversalCommons

We see you have a variety of older systems that need to be scrapped and all parts destroyed. We will pay for their value as scrap metal, plastics, and recyclable electronics and will dispose of any dangerous chemicals or munitions.

Regards,

Marcus Cruonis, NCEO

[Porticalia]

To: The nation of Cykoslevinia

Hello, this the defense minister of Porticalia and i would like to announce, that we gladly like to buy so Mig-17.
We wait on your response of the price and stock, of said merchandise.

Best regards,

The People's Republic of Porticalia.

[Valkiir]

Dear sirs, I wish to purchase one of the following items for a private museum and collection of military memorabilia with warships being transferred to the Naval Self defense force for training and territorial waters only operations
MiG-17 Jet Fighter
MiG-30 Jet Bomber
T-3 Leopard Assault Tank
T-12 Howitzer Tank
RR43 APV
A-V7 Superheavy Battleship
E-23 Battleship
VX3 Heavy Cruiser
23MM Artillery Canon
5MM AA Gun
3MM AA Tank

Credit and financial records and proof of funds can be made available for review.
John Rhictor Valkiiri President Republic of Valkiir, acting as Director and Curator of Estpont Military, and Transportation Museum.

[Harkvoia]

To Cykoslevine.
FROM THE HARKOVIAN OFFICE OF DEFENSE:
We would like to buy one of each of these Items to test their effectiveness in Combat first-hand. Then we will decide.

[The Janjaweed]

We would like to purchase 500 assault rifles. If possible we would like to pay in gold and not in N$D.