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CWO International Neo-Liberal Slave Market [OPEN]

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The Cartoon World Order
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CWO International Neo-Liberal Slave Market [OPEN]

Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sun Nov 25, 2018 2:03 pm

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The Cartoon World Order rounds up people who do not accept the Cartoon Ideology (mostly SJWs, Neo-Liberals, and Neo-Feminists) and makes them slaves to the empire. This slave business was once exclusively a CWO thing but thanks to an influx of these revolting citizens, and the need for money that fuels our empire, we have decided to offer these slaves to the international market. With the permission of the Emperor of the Cartoon World Order, our dear Grand General Gumball T Watterson, we will place the sale value of these slave scums immediately. Please take a look at the prices of each slave.

more about our slave business

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves - NS$ 400
Mine Slaves - $ 1,500
Factory Slaves - $ 550
Misc. Labor Slaves - $ 450
Sex Slaves - $ 2,000
Military Slaves - $ 100
Cannon Fodder - $ 500
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research) - $ 200
Servants - $ 300

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves
Neo-Liberal Slaves
Neo-Feminist Slaves (extra $ 60)

Gender
Males
Females (extra $ 45)

Age
Teens (extra $ 50)
Adults

If Transportation is needed, there will be a $ 300 fee for use of our transport.
here are some of the locations of the slave markets

Los Angeles, California
New York City, New York
London, England
Cardiff, England
Berlin, Germany
Rome, Italy
Mogadishu, Somalia
Sydney, Australia
Vancouver, Canada
Tokyo, Japan
Nagasaki, Japan
Hong Kong, China
Nangking, China
Manila, Philippines


if you have any more questions please contact The Head-Finance Chief, Sir Kiku Honda, The Earl of Nippon

Template Form
Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: The Greater Spanish Empire
Head of State: Felipe X
Government Type: Dictatorship
Currency: Euros
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this: -
CEO: -

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [X], Quantity: 25,000
Factory Slaves [X], Quantity: 4,000
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity: 250
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[X], Quantity: 300
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves: 29,550

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity: 14,775
Neo-Liberal Slaves [X], Quantity: 14,775
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

Gender:
Males [], Quantity:
Females [X], Quantity: 29,550

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity: 29,550

Summary

Initial Cost: $ 415,897,500.00
Will transportation be provided: Yes
Total Cost: $ 415,897,500.00
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Manila, Philippines

Signatures:
King Felipe X of Spain
Ferdinand Carols, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sofía Sánchez, Minister of the Treasury


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[box][align=center][size=200]Slave Order Form[/size][/align]

[u]National Info[/u]
Nation name:
Head of State:
Government Type:
Currency:
is this order []National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this:
CEO:

[u]Orders [/u]

[b]Type of Work:[/b]
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [], Quantity:
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [], Quantity:
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[], Quantity:
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves:

[b]Type of Slaves:[/b]
SJW Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Liberal Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

[b]Gender:[/b]
Males [], Quantity:
Females [], Quantity:

[b]Age:[/b]
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [], Quantity:

[u]Summary[/u]

Initial Cost:
Will transportation be provided:
Total Cost:
Port of Entry/Collection Location:
signatures:

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We thank you for choosing the CWO Liberal Slave Market, all hail the New Cartoon World Order

Grand General Gumball Watterson, Emperor of the Cartoon World Order
Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
Colonel Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie, Head Officer of Slave Capturing Operations
Sir Kiku Honda, Earl of Nippon, Head-Financial Chief
Last edited by The Cartoon World Order on Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:39 pm, edited 3 times in total.
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sun Nov 25, 2018 2:04 pm

SPECIALS!

  • Holdiay Sale. 50% off of all slaves. December 2 - January 10
Last edited by The Cartoon World Order on Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:02 pm, edited 2 times in total.
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sun Nov 25, 2018 4:21 pm

Reserved
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:52 pm

We are open for business
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:10 am

SPECIAL SALE!

It’s the holiday season. We are offering 50% off of all slaves from December 2 to January 10
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:38 pm

With the war bringing in more slaves, our prices have been slashed
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:02 pm

don't forget to fight those liberals, buy our slaves today!
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby Hailstorm » Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:25 pm

Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: (English) The Borderlands of Hailstorm (Hewkek) Hewklerim, Nuursud Ukurűm
Head of State: HIS NAME IS TOO SACRED AND HOLY TO BE SHOWN TO YOU, OH LOWLY MORTAL.
Government Type: Unitary polystate magiocratic noocracy.
Currency: műn
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this:
CEO: N/A

Orders

Type of Work: Personal business left to our Blessed and Glorious Kurowı.
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [X], Quantity: 444
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity: 32
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[X], Quantity: 84
Servants [X], Quantity: 44

Total Slaves: 604

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity:302
Neo-Liberal Slaves [X], Quantity: 302
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

Gender:
Males [X], Quantity: 604
Females [], Quantity:
Females will not be accepted.

Age:
Teens [X], Quantity: 151
Adults [X], Quantity: 453

Summary

Initial Cost: $767,550 (30,579,681.28 műn)
Will transportation be provided: Yes. By us only.
Total Cost: $767,550
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Vancouver, CA and Cardiff, UK
signatures: Official designate visir to the High and Most Holy and Sacred Kurowı, Chaazaid Lukulanni

Thank you, and may our Glorious Kurowı besiege upon you.
Last edited by Hailstorm on Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:29 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:32 pm

Hailstorm wrote:
Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: (English) The Borderlands of Hailstorm (Hewkek) Hewklerim, Nuursud Ukurűm
Head of State: HIS NAME IS TOO SACRED AND HOLY TO BE SHOWN TO YOU, OH LOWLY MORTAL.
Government Type: Unitary polystate magiocratic noocracy.
Currency: műn
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this:
CEO: N/A

Orders

Type of Work: Personal business left to our Blessed and Glorious Kurowı.
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [X], Quantity: 444
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity: 32
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[X], Quantity: 84
Servants [X], Quantity: 44

Total Slaves: 604

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity:302
Neo-Liberal Slaves [X], Quantity: 302
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

Gender:
Males [X], Quantity: 604
Females [], Quantity:
Females will not be accepted.

Age:
Teens [X], Quantity: 151
Adults [X], Quantity: 453

Summary

Initial Cost: $767,550 (30,579,681.28 műn)
Will transportation be provided: Yes. By us only.
Total Cost: $767,550
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Vancouver, CA and Cardiff, UK
signatures: Official designate visir to the High and Most Holy and Sacred Kurowı, Chaazaid Lukulanni

Thank you, and may our Glorious Kurowı besiege upon you.


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Sir Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie
The CWO International Neoliberal Slave Market Board
199 Weilhelm Way
New York, New York 10004

January 27, 2134. 9:26 PM

To The Most Holy Leader of The Borderlands of Hailstorm,

We hereby agree to sell you our fine slaves. Your total cost is $767,550 which will be paid as our head-financial chief telegrams your treasury. Your newly purchased slaves will be waiting at Vancouver and Cardiff for transportation outside of our empire. We hope you won’t have any trouble with these liberal and SJW slaves, they are a handful. Thank you for taking them off our backs.

All hail the New Cartoon World Order,
Grand General Gumball Watterson, Emperor of the Cartoon World Order
Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
Colonel Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie, Head Officer of Slave Capturing Operations
Sir Kiku Honda, Earl of Nippon, Head-Financial Chief
Last edited by The Cartoon World Order on Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Bump
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby Tornado Queendom » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:11 pm

Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Tornado Queendom
Head of State: Tornado Molly
Government Type: Democratic Capitalist Feudal Monarchy
Currency: Credits
is this order []National Business or [X]Private Business
If Private, Which company is this: Smell Tech Support
CEO: Some Indian Guy

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [], Quantity:
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [X], Quantity: 150
Sex Slaves [], Quantity:
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[], Quantity:
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves:

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity: 150
Neo-Liberal Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

Gender:
Males [], Quantity:
Females [X], Quantity: 150

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity: 150

Summary

Initial Cost: $74,250
Will transportation be provided: Yes
Total Cost: $74,250
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Vienna, Tornado Queendom
signatures: Tornado Molly and the Indian Guy
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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:45 pm

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Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Tornado Queendom
Head of State: Tornado Molly
Government Type: Democratic Capitalist Feudal Monarchy
Currency: Credits
is this order []National Business or [X]Private Business
If Private, Which company is this: Smell Tech Support
CEO: Some Indian Guy

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [], Quantity:
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [X], Quantity: 150
Sex Slaves [], Quantity:
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[], Quantity:
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves:

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity: 150
Neo-Liberal Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

Gender:
Males [], Quantity:
Females [X], Quantity: 150

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity: 150

Summary

Initial Cost: $74,250
Will transportation be provided: Yes
Total Cost: $74,250
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Vienna, Tornado Queendom
signatures: Tornado Molly and the Indian Guy


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Sir Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie
The CWO International Neoliberal Slave Market Board
199 Weilhelm Way
New York, New York 10004

February 17, 2134. 4:42 PM

To Queen Tornado Molly and The Indian Guy,

We hereby agree to sell you our fine slaves. Your total cost is $74,250 which will be paid as our head-financial chief telegrams your treasury. Your newly purchased slaves will be waiting at Berlin for transportation outside of our empire. We hope you won’t have any trouble with these SJW slaves, they are a handful. Thank you for taking them off our backs.

All hail the New Cartoon World Order,
Grand General Gumball Watterson, Emperor of the Cartoon World Order
Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
Colonel Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie, Head Officer of Slave Capturing Operations
Sir Kiku Honda, Earl of Nippon, Head-Financial Chief
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby New Edom » Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:46 pm

To: Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
From: Malachi Mord, Minister of Commerce
Encryption:Private



Dear Minister,

I wish to inquire as to the qualities of some of the categories of your slaves. What, overall, is the training regimen, access to health records, psychological profiles (f any) and other details concerning individual slaves? And there are specific inquiries below.

First of all, when your storefront says ‘military slaves’ what sort of training, physical traits or capabilities do they have?

Second, I really must ask: are the plantation slaves actually skilled at plantation work, or are they merely gardeners?

Third, when you say ‘sex slaves’ are they specially trained and especially attractive, and do they have any other skills?

Fourth: you mention SJW slaves and liberal slaves and so on. My interest here is this: are they trained in obedience and such, or are they likely rebels intending to slit a master’s throat?

Fifth: are you possibly interested in trading slaves for monkeys?

Sixth: would it be possible to send an inspection team to examine and pre-select slaves for purchase before filling an order form?

Thank you for your time and consideration.

I have the honour to be,
Malachi Mord
Minister of Commerce
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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:37 am

New Edom wrote:
To: Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
From: Malachi Mord, Minister of Commerce
Encryption:Private



Dear Minister,

I wish to inquire as to the qualities of some of the categories of your slaves. What, overall, is the training regimen, access to health records, psychological profiles (f any) and other details concerning individual slaves? And there are specific inquiries below.

First of all, when your storefront says ‘military slaves’ what sort of training, physical traits or capabilities do they have?

Second, I really must ask: are the plantation slaves actually skilled at plantation work, or are they merely gardeners?

Third, when you say ‘sex slaves’ are they specially trained and especially attractive, and do they have any other skills?

Fourth: you mention SJW slaves and liberal slaves and so on. My interest here is this: are they trained in obedience and such, or are they likely rebels intending to slit a master’s throat?

Fifth: are you possibly interested in trading slaves for monkeys?

Sixth: would it be possible to send an inspection team to examine and pre-select slaves for purchase before filling an order form?

Thank you for your time and consideration.

I have the honour to be,
Malachi Mord
Minister of Commerce


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Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland
The CWO Foreign Ministry Office
432 Fulbright Road
Dublin, Ireland, 6W

Forwarded From: Sir Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie
The CWO International Neoliberal Slave Market Board
199 Weilhelm Way
New York, New York 10004

March 30, 2134. 10:37 AM

To Minister Malachi Mord,

Thank you for inquiring with the CWO International slave market. There are things we would like to address about our slaves, which would hopefully want you to buy them from us.

1. When we mean by military slaves, we whip them and use them on the front lines so us free Toons don’t have to. They are also used as cannon fodder.

2. Oh, they are plantation slaves as in skilled in the plantations, not just gardeners. They would work in the fields from dawn to dusk. Our agriculture in the most of the conquered countries depend on it.

3. Our sex slaves are whomever you want them to be. From attractive to ugly, from skinny to fat, like cars, we have all makes and models to fulfill whatever your needs desire.

4. These slaves should be disciplined enough that they will do the job with no complaints. But push might come to shove, as does with those stupid groups. If that should happen, The CWO will provide whatever force to quell such rebellion, at no cost.

5. We are currently in a war of conquest, so we would only accept money at this point, however of we cam sell those monkeys at a high profit, perhaps we could work out a deal.

6. We have inspected these slaves and they are, by far, the highest quality of slaves for CWO standards, but feel free to bring them yourselves.

We hope that this answered any possible inquires you have about our slaves, look forward to hearing from you.

All hail the New Cartoon World Order,
Grand General Gumball Watterson, Emperor of the Cartoon World Order
Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
Colonel Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie, Head Officer of Slave Capturing Operations
Sir Kiku Honda, Earl of Nippon, Head-Financial Chief
Last edited by The Cartoon World Order on Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:37 am, edited 1 time in total.
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


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Postby Ephamathia » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:47 pm

Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Ephamathia
Head of State: Haruto Lee
Government Type: Absolute Monarchy
Currency: Penalt (P$)
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this: N/A
CEO: N/A

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [], Quantity:
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity: 100 (200,000)
Military Slaves [X], Quantity: 50,000 (5,000,000)
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[], Quantity:
Servants [X], Quantity: 5,000 (1,500,000)

Total Slaves: 65,100

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity: 32,550
Neo-Liberal Slaves [X], Quantity: 32,550
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

Gender:
Males [X], Quantity: 55,000
Females [X], Quantity: 100 (4500)

Age:
Teens [X], Quantity: 100 (5000)
Adults [X], Quantity: 55,000

Summary

Initial Cost: 6,709,500
Will transportation be provided: Yes
Total Cost: 6,709,500
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Jerusalem Cargo Port
Signatures:
Image

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The Cartoon World Order
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Founded: Jun 28, 2018
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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:50 pm

Ephamathia wrote:
Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Ephamathia
Head of State: Haruto Lee
Government Type: Absolute Monarchy
Currency: Penalt (P$)
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this: N/A
CEO: N/A

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [], Quantity:
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity: 100 (200,000)
Military Slaves [X], Quantity: 50,000 (5,000,000)
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[], Quantity:
Servants [X], Quantity: 5,000 (1,500,000)

Total Slaves: 65,100

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity: 32,550
Neo-Liberal Slaves [X], Quantity: 32,550
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

Gender:
Males [X], Quantity: 55,000
Females [X], Quantity: 100 (4500)

Age:
Teens [X], Quantity: 100 (5000)
Adults [X], Quantity: 55,000

Summary

Initial Cost: 6,709,500
Will transportation be provided: Yes
Total Cost: 6,709,500
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Jerusalem Cargo Port
Signatures:
(Image)


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Sir Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie
The CWO International Neoliberal Slave Market Board
199 Weilhelm Way
New York, New York 10004

February 17, 2134. 4:42 PM

To Haruto Lee,

We hereby agree to sell you our fine slaves. Your total cost is P$6,709,500 which will be paid as our head-financial chief telegrams your treasury and will be converted into our currency. Your newly purchased slaves will be waiting at Jerusalem Cargo Port for transportation outside of our empire. We hope you won’t have any trouble with these SJW and Neo-Liberal slaves, they are a handful. Thank you for taking them off our backs.

All hail the New Cartoon World Order,
Grand General Gumball Watterson, Emperor of the Cartoon World Order
Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
Colonel Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie, Head Officer of Slave Capturing Operations
Sir Kiku Honda, Earl of Nippon, Head-Financial Chief
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


OOC: "The politics of The CWO are not my political leanings"

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The Cartoon World Order
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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:23 pm

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All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


OOC: "The politics of The CWO are not my political leanings"

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Dejarkistan
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Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 19, 2019
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Postby Dejarkistan » Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:06 pm

Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Dejarkistan
Head of State: Supreme leader for eternity
Government Type: Dictatorship
Currency: Golden shekels
is this order [X]National Business

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [X], Quantity: 5000
Mine Slaves [X], Quantity: 5000
Factory Slaves [X], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity: 1000
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[X], Quantity: 1000
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves: 12000

Type of Slaves: surprise me

Gender:
Males [], Quantity: 10000
Females [X], Quantity: 2000

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity: 12000

Summary

Initial Cost: $ 2,777,500
Will transportation be provided: Yes
Total Cost: $ 2,777,500
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Rome, Italy

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Steorith
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Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 29, 2018
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Postby Steorith » Tue Apr 30, 2019 3:19 pm

Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Steorith
Head of State: High King Jonathan Williams
Government Type: Dictatorial Monarchy
Currency: Steorithium
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this:
CEO:

[u]Orders


Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [], Quantity:
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [], Quantity:
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[X], Quantity:500
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves:500

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Liberal Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Feminist Slaves [X], Quantity:500

Gender:
Males [], Quantity:
Females [X], Quantity:500

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity:500

Summary

Initial Cost:152500 Steorithium
Will transportation be provided:Yes, by the Royal Steorithian Air Force
Total Cost:152500 Steorithium
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Vancouver, Canada
signatures: High King Jonathan Williams
A world without Steorith is a world without order.

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The Cartoon World Order
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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sat May 04, 2019 10:55 am

Dejarkistan wrote:Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Dejarkistan
Head of State: Supreme leader for eternity
Government Type: Dictatorship
Currency: Golden shekels
is this order [X]National Business

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [X], Quantity: 5000
Mine Slaves [X], Quantity: 5000
Factory Slaves [X], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity: 1000
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[X], Quantity: 1000
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves: 12000

Type of Slaves: surprise me

Gender:
Males [], Quantity: 10000
Females [X], Quantity: 2000

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity: 12000

Summary

Initial Cost: $ 2,777,500
Will transportation be provided: Yes
Total Cost: $ 2,777,500
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Rome, Italy


Image

Sir Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie
The CWO International Neoliberal Slave Market Board
199 Weilhelm Way
New York, New York 10004

April 11, 2134. 11:00 AM

To Supreme leader for eternity,

We hereby agree to sell you our fine slaves. Your total cost is $2,777,500 which will be paid as our head-financial chief telegrams your treasury and will be converted into our currency. Your newly purchased slaves will be waiting at The Rome Cargo Port for transportation outside of our empire. We hope you won’t have any trouble with these SJW, Neo-Feminist, and Neo-Liberal slaves, they are a handful. Thank you for taking them off our backs.

All hail the New Cartoon World Order,
Grand General Gumball Watterson, Emperor of the Cartoon World Order
Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
Colonel Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie, Head Officer of Slave Capturing Operations
Sir Kiku Honda, Earl of Nippon, Head-Financial Chief
Last edited by The Cartoon World Order on Sat May 04, 2019 10:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


OOC: "The politics of The CWO are not my political leanings"

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The Cartoon World Order
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Posts: 45
Founded: Jun 28, 2018
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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Sat May 04, 2019 10:57 am

Steorith wrote:
Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Steorith
Head of State: High King Jonathan Williams
Government Type: Dictatorial Monarchy
Currency: Steorithium
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this:
CEO:

[u]Orders


Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [], Quantity:
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [], Quantity:
Military Slaves [], Quantity:
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[X], Quantity:500
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves:500

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Liberal Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Feminist Slaves [X], Quantity:500

Gender:
Males [], Quantity:
Females [X], Quantity:500

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity:500

Summary

Initial Cost:152500 Steorithium
Will transportation be provided:Yes, by the Royal Steorithian Air Force
Total Cost:152500 Steorithium
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Vancouver, Canada
signatures: High King Jonathan Williams


Image

Sir Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie
The CWO International Neoliberal Slave Market Board
199 Weilhelm Way
New York, New York 10004

April 11, 2134. 10:58 AM

To High King Jonathan Williams,

We hereby agree to sell you our fine slaves. Your total cost is 152500 Steorithium which will be paid as our head-financial chief telegrams your treasury and will be converted into our currency. Your newly purchased slaves will be waiting at the Vancouver Cargo Port for transportation outside of our empire. We hope you won’t have any trouble with these Neo-Feminist slaves, they are a handful. Thank you for taking them off our backs.

All hail the New Cartoon World Order,
Grand General Gumball Watterson, Emperor of the Cartoon World Order
Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
Colonel Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie, Head Officer of Slave Capturing Operations
Sir Kiku Honda, Earl of Nippon, Head-Financial Chief
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


OOC: "The politics of The CWO are not my political leanings"

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Posts: 269
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Sat May 04, 2019 8:35 pm

Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Head of State: Matthieu XVI
Government Type:semi-constitutional monarchy
Currency: Imperial Sestertius
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this:
CEO:

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [X], Quantity:15,000
Mine Slaves [X], Quantity:8,000
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [X], Quantity:4,000
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity:50
Military Slaves [X], Quantity:12,000
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[], Quantity:
Servants [X], Quantity:1,000

Total Slaves:40,050

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity:25,000
Neo-Liberal Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Feminist Slaves [X], Quantity:15,050

Gender:
Males [X], Quantity:30,000
Females [X], Quantity:10,050

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity:40,050

Summary

Initial Cost:$22,752,220
Will transportation be provided: yes
Total Cost:$22,752,520
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Rome, Italy
signatures:
Matthieu XVI de Froid- Couronne, Emperor of Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Joseph de Vara, First Lord of foreign affairs
Nicolas Commforgen, First Lord of economics
Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Kakistopia
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Posts: 63
Founded: Apr 21, 2019
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Postby Kakistopia » Mon May 06, 2019 1:16 am

Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Kakistopia
Head of State: The God-Empress
Government Type: Kakistocratic absolute theocracy.
Currency:
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [], Quantity:
Mine Slaves [], Quantity:
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [], Quantity:
Sex Slaves [], Quantity:
Military Slaves [X], Quantity: 10,000,000
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[], Quantity:
Servants [], Quantity:

Total Slaves: 10,000,000

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Liberal Slaves [X], Quantity: 10,000,000
Neo-Feminist Slaves [], Quantity:

Gender:
Males [X], Quantity: 10,000,000
Females [], Quantity:

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity: 10,000,000

Summary

Initial Cost: 1,000,000,000
Will transportation be provided: Yes.
Total Cost: 1,000,000,000
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Sydney, Australia
signatures: The God-Empress

Additional notes: We're planning on eating the slaves, so we're just choosing the cheapest options available. If you run out of one category, feel free to give us some from the next cheapest category. My subjects love eating human flesh, and I love eating human souls.

Sincerely, the Omnimalevolent God-Empress of Kakistopia.

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The Cartoon World Order
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Founded: Jun 28, 2018
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Postby The Cartoon World Order » Wed May 08, 2019 8:02 am

Alpes a septentrionali imperium wrote:
Slave Order Form


National Info
Nation name: Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Head of State: Matthieu XVI
Government Type:semi-constitutional monarchy
Currency: Imperial Sestertius
is this order [X]National Business or []Private Business
If Private, Which company is this:
CEO:

Orders

Type of Work:
Plantation Slaves [X], Quantity:15,000
Mine Slaves [X], Quantity:8,000
Factory Slaves [], Quantity:
Misc. Labor Slaves [X], Quantity:4,000
Sex Slaves [X], Quantity:50
Military Slaves [X], Quantity:12,000
Cannon Fodder [], Quantity:
Test Slaves (for Scientific Research)[], Quantity:
Servants [X], Quantity:1,000

Total Slaves:40,050

Type of Slaves:
SJW Slaves [X], Quantity:25,000
Neo-Liberal Slaves [], Quantity:
Neo-Feminist Slaves [X], Quantity:15,050

Gender:
Males [X], Quantity:30,000
Females [X], Quantity:10,050

Age:
Teens [], Quantity:
Adults [X], Quantity:40,050

Summary

Initial Cost:$22,752,220
Will transportation be provided: yes
Total Cost:$22,752,520
Port of Entry/Collection Location: Rome, Italy
signatures:
Matthieu XVI de Froid- Couronne, Emperor of Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Joseph de Vara, First Lord of foreign affairs
Nicolas Commforgen, First Lord of economics


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Sir Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie
The CWO International Neoliberal Slave Market Board
199 Weilhelm Way
New York, New York 10004

May 8, 2134. 8:03 AM

To His Majesty, Matthieu XVI,

We hereby agree to sell you our fine slaves. Your total cost is $22,752,220 which will be paid as our head-financial chief telegrams your treasury and will be converted into our currency. Your newly purchased slaves will be waiting at the Rome Cargo Port for transportation outside of our empire. We hope you won’t have any trouble with these SJW and Neo-Feminist slaves, they are a handful. Thank you for taking them off our backs.

All hail the New Cartoon World Order,
Grand General Gumball Watterson, Emperor of the Cartoon World Order
Lady Fanny Fulbright, Earl of Ireland, Head-Foreign Affairs Chief
Colonel Alfred F Jones, Baron of Dixie, Head Officer of Slave Capturing Operations
Sir Kiku Honda, Earl of Nippon, Head-Financial Chief
All Hail The New Cartoon World Order

Leader: Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Capitol: Los Angeles
CWO News Headline: Oct. 29, 2134: Lady Erza Scarlet, Baroness of Belfast announces potato quota for the plantations in Ireland, a whopping 300 thousand tonnes of potatos| Coal mines increase in size in the Australian territories. | Orphans of SJW parents released to the streets after swearing allegiance to the state. | Sir Alfred F Jones raises $24,000,000,000 in slave revenue. | In preparation of Z-day, the CWO declares war on the feminist state of Mikanjima, zombie hordes pointed in their direction.


OOC: "The politics of The CWO are not my political leanings"

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