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SELLING CROPS AND HUMAN MEAT!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:51 pm
by Cryzia
Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:09 pm
by Blueflarst
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

Know that your nation will be invaded by challenge by Blueflarst army for human cannibal

PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:25 pm
by Misthas
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

You people are despicable.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:28 pm
by Rusthenia
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.



this is disgusting!

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:41 am
by The Tory Islands
The Papal Protectorate of the Tory Islands considers it its bounden duty to invade Cryzia for its despicable trade practices, practices that offend God and man.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:48 pm
by Cryzia
Screw all of you, we shall make your armies perish.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:40 pm
by Vadia
To: Cryzian Government
From: 1737317137173.... "Johoja"
Encryption: 500 Series

How much in NSD is a Farel?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:44 pm
by LiberNovusAmericae
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

IC: "Human meat? We'll pass, because that is absolutely grotesque. Did those humans even die of natural causes, or did you kill them for their meat?"

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:50 pm
by Cult of the Black Beast
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.


"Greetings and salutations. I would like to do business with you. How much can some electrum coins get?"

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:52 pm
by New Excalibus
"Human Flesh?! Good lord, why can't anyone sell roast beef in this market!"

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:55 pm
by Greater Korean Juche Republic
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.



300 legs and 50 heads. Here's the money, don't ask why.

- Kim Seyong-Taek, giving the proper amount in Korean Won, and a generous tip before leaving, the woman not saying a word.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 6:03 pm
by Sethtekia
This is a Sin in the bible. This will be punished in my land with death for anyone who consumes this wicked crop.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:05 pm
by Heemstra
Said the one with the iron cross on its banner.

Do you have alive humans?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:47 pm
by Rojava Free State
That title tho

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:21 pm
by Cryzia
Vadia wrote:
To: Cryzian Government
From: 1737317137173.... "Johoja"
Encryption: 500 Series

How much in NSD is a Farel?



68 NSD.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:24 pm
by Cryzia
Cult of the Black Beast wrote:
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.


"Greetings and salutations. I would like to do business with you. How much can some electrum coins get?"



Enough to buy everything.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:29 pm
by Pambudia
Pambudia condemning Cryzia about their sin trade. We hope all nations will act too.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:07 am
by Cryzia
Heemstra wrote:Said the one with the iron cross on its banner.

Do you have alive humans?




Yes, we have over 10,000 slaves.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:30 am
by Heemstra
Cryzia wrote:Yes, we have over 10,000 slaves.


Good. If you please take the following commission?


I speak on behalf of the Department of Agriculture and Food of the Free Land of Heemstra. Please return in the same channel, to minimum exposure of this message.

It has come to our attention that the government of Cryzia holds captive humans, many of them destined for all kinds of work. We would greatly welcome the possibility of acquiring them, so that they would become part of the agricultural workforce of the great Free Land of Heemstra.

However, it is necessary to list some expectations regarding this "product":

1. We ask that they be clean and healthy.
2. We request, preferably, families or young family groups, with children of at most two years of life.
___2.1 In the absence of trained families, we request that they be young, with a maximum of thirty years of age.
3. Finally, we request an ethnic profile of the still captive humans, so that we can define which batch will be acquired.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.



OOC: I search some player interested in making at least some decent lines of RP. If you would only say "We're sending the slaves", please save my time and your time and do not reply at all.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:17 am
by Earthbound immortal squad
I have found the messed up side of this forum.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:19 pm
by Cryzia
Heemstra wrote:
Cryzia wrote:Yes, we have over 10,000 slaves.


Good. If you please take the following commission?


I speak on behalf of the Department of Agriculture and Food of the Free Land of Heemstra. Please return in the same channel, to minimum exposure of this message.

It has come to our attention that the government of Cryzia holds captive humans, many of them destined for all kinds of work. We would greatly welcome the possibility of acquiring them, so that they would become part of the agricultural workforce of the great Free Land of Heemstra.

However, it is necessary to list some expectations regarding this "product":

1. We ask that they be clean and healthy.
2. We request, preferably, families or young family groups, with children of at most two years of life.
___2.1 In the absence of trained families, we request that they be young, with a maximum of thirty years of age.
3. Finally, we request an ethnic profile of the still captive humans, so that we can define which batch will be acquired.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.



OOC: I search some player interested in making at least some decent lines of RP. If you would only say "We're sending the slaves", please save my time and your time and do not reply at all.



Greetings comrade Heemstra, we have seen your request and requirements have decide to accept your offer for slaves. However, we need to know the amount you want, as well as where to ship them.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:43 pm
by Heemstra
Cryzia wrote:
Heemstra wrote:
Greetings comrade Heemstra, we have seen your request and requirements have decide to accept your offer for slaves. However, we need to know the amount you want, as well as where to ship them.


Provided my requirements for cleanliness, health and ethnicity are met, we can continue with the process. In advance, I already inform you that it is my desire to acquire up to two hundred and fifty family groups, up to a maximum of one thousand living humans.

Once again, I request a report on the aforementioned items.

No more for the moment, I await the response.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:46 pm
by Cryzia
Heemstra wrote:
Cryzia wrote:


Provided my requirements for cleanliness, health and ethnicity are met, we can continue with the process. In advance, I already inform you that it is my desire to acquire up to two hundred and fifty family groups, up to a maximum of one thousand living humans.

Once again, I request a report on the aforementioned items.

No more for the moment, I await the response.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.



We apologize for not seeing the amount you wanted, and we accept your requirements. We are currently arranging them to be shipped to your capital. We wish for you to send a diplomat with the money to our capital, thank you!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:23 am
by Heemstra
Cryzia wrote:We apologize for not seeing the amount you wanted, and we accept your requirements. We are currently arranging them to be shipped to your capital. We wish for you to send a diplomat with the money to our capital, thank you!


Once more, on behalf of the DAF, I ask you for the report. interested in buying a determined quantity of slaves. Yet, we do not want any kind of human beings, since the Free Lands are interested in a determined ethnic group of workers.

We also expect to receive the proper price for each family group.

No more for the moment, I await the response.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:25 am
by Vadterland
Edgy.