SELLING CROPS AND HUMAN MEAT!

[Soltude]

Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

What is 1 Ferel in Aurum Coins?

[Cosmopolitan borovan]

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We find that the sale of human meat by Cryzia to be inhumane and repulsive to human values. We are hereby boycotting any products and goods sold Cryzia and hereby condemning Cryzia for this disgusting practice. It is equated with cannibalism and any developed civilized nation should know that it is an abomination to human culture and a violation of the human diet. Cannibalism is evidenced to provide with much high probability of mental defects and diseases and this is why we have come to this decision as our foreign policy to Cryzia. Furthermore, we also are backtracking on our attempt to reach to you as allies as mentioned in this message by Cryzia, Looking for Allies. Until Cryzia retracts its sales, we will not be conducting any business with Cryzia.



Signed and delivered,
Alexa Chung

[Nos Aura]

Such a waste of perfectly good human laborers, just sell slaves if you want to get rid of them.

We find slavery to be far more moral than cannibalism, we shall send troops (and slaves just so we can show you how to use excess humans RIGHT) to the borders for invasion. We shall burn all of your slaughtering facilities and we shall publicly torture your leaders!

In the meantime, I would like to order 50,000,000,000 potatoes!

[Cryzia]

We apologize for not seeing the amount you wanted, and we accept your requirements. We are currently arranging them to be shipped to your capital. We wish for you to send a diplomat with the money to our capital, thank you!

Once more, on behalf of the DAF, I ask you for the report. interested in buying a determined quantity of slaves. Yet, we do not want any kind of human beings, since the Free Lands are interested in a determined ethnic group of workers.

We also expect to receive the proper price for each family group.

No more for the moment, I await the response.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.

fuck it I’m too lazy to fix my mistakes anymore

[Cryzia]

Such a waste of perfectly good human laborers, just sell slaves if you want to get rid of them.

We find slavery to be far more moral than cannibalism, we shall send troops (and slaves just so we can show you how to use excess humans RIGHT) to the borders for invasion. We shall burn all of your slaughtering facilities and we shall publicly torture your leaders!

In the meantime, I would like to order 50,000,000,000 potatoes!

We are an island.

[Nos Aura]

Such a waste of perfectly good human laborers, just sell slaves if you want to get rid of them.

We find slavery to be far more moral than cannibalism, we shall send troops (and slaves just so we can show you how to use excess humans RIGHT) to the borders for invasion. We shall burn all of your slaughtering facilities and we shall publicly torture your leaders!

In the meantime, I would like to order 50,000,000,000 potatoes!

We are an island.

Naval invasion.
We shall broadcast psychological warfare signals on your radiowaves too.
How many shrimps do you have to eat, before you make your skin turn pink!
Eat too much and you'll get sick because shrimps are pretty rich!
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[Cryzia]

Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

What is 1 Ferel in Aurum Coins?

902.

[Cryzia]

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We find that the sale of human meat by Cryzia to be inhumane and repulsive to human values. We are hereby boycotting any products and goods sold Cryzia and hereby condemning Cryzia for this disgusting practice. It is equated with cannibalism and any developed civilized nation should know that it is an abomination to human culture and a violation of the human diet. Cannibalism is evidenced to provide with much high probability of mental defects and diseases and this is why we have come to this decision as our foreign policy to Cryzia. Furthermore, we also are backtracking on our attempt to reach to you as allies as mentioned in this message by Cryzia, Looking for Allies. Until Cryzia retracts its sales, we will not be conducting any business with Cryzia.



Signed and delivered,
Alexa Chung

Look who changed their mind! Screw you, we didn’t need you.

[Christian Bail]

On behalf on Christian Bale,
We would like to purchase twenty-billion units of each of your human meat, you shall be paid generously with pizzas.
-Christian Bale#4578, Head of Purchases and Communication

[Cryzia]

On behalf on Christian Bale,
We would like to purchase twenty-billion units of each of your human meat, you shall be paid generously with pizzas.
-Christian Bale#4578, Head of Purchases and Communication

Deal, please let us know where you want the meat delivered.


Also, please send a diplomat with the pizzas to our capital, thank you!

[Nos Aura]

We officially withdraw our vow to invade.
We have internal problems that need resolving and thus the leader of Nos Aura has decided that an invasion is unnecessary and a waste of resources.

[DeLongtasia]

20 of each human part. If you could have them delivered to the DeLongtasian University of Laser and Plasma Physics, that would be great.
Cheers!

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

I am generally against cannibalism, but you do you I guess. Anyway, I would like to buy 1 billion potatoes. I love potatoes.

[Shastara]

Is there a vegan human substitute?

[Sperio]

You don’t have a soul do you

(This is IC)

[Cosmopolitan borovan]

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We find that the sale of human meat by Cryzia to be inhumane and repulsive to human values. We are hereby boycotting any products and goods sold Cryzia and hereby condemning Cryzia for this disgusting practice. It is equated with cannibalism and any developed civilized nation should know that it is an abomination to human culture and a violation of the human diet. Cannibalism is evidenced to provide with much high probability of mental defects and diseases and this is why we have come to this decision as our foreign policy to Cryzia. Furthermore, we also are backtracking on our attempt to reach to you as allies as mentioned in this message by Cryzia, Looking for Allies. Until Cryzia retracts its sales, we will not be conducting any business with Cryzia.



Signed and delivered,
Alexa Chung

Look who changed their mind! Screw you, we didn’t need you.

Well Fuck this! we don't need you also. Since you're willing to make this undiplomatic and confrontational we have place a proscription on all citizens of Cryzia.She waves her hand in anger on the phone.

[Adversary One]

How organic is this meat? Describe the livestock's diet and exposure to pollution, please. Also interested in complete units.

[Cryzia]

I am generally against cannibalism, but you do you I guess. Anyway, I would like to buy 1 billion potatoes. I love potatoes.

Greetings, your total comes up to 150 Billion Farels.

Please let us know where you want the potatoes to be delivered to, thank you!

[Cryzia]

20 of each human part. If you could have them delivered to the DeLongtasian University of Laser and Plasma Physics, that would be great.
Cheers!

Greetings, your total comes up to 64,000 Farels. Please send a diplomat with the money to our capital, thanks!

[Ochiala]

Hello,
We would like 1000 arms or hands, fingers of your most mentally fit slaves. We do not care about genetic defects unless they do not have fingernails. If that is the case, give us their scalps or saliva.

Our total is 600,000 currency, but we will throw in an extra 200,000 to make sure the job is done right.
800,000 currency.

Sincerely, Ochiala.

[One Chuck Norris]

Chuck Norris would like to provide you with advanced genetic modification technologies and cloning vats so that the prosucion of human meat may be enhanced.

[Cryzia]

Hello,
We would like 1000 arms or hands, fingers of your most mentally fit slaves. We do not care about genetic defects unless they do not have fingernails. If that is the case, give us their scalps or saliva.

Our total is 600,000 currency, but we will throw in an extra 200,000 to make sure the job is done right.
800,000 currency.

Sincerely, Ochiala.

Deal, please let us know where you want everything to be delivered.

[Cryzia]

Chuck Norris would like to provide you with advanced genetic modification technologies and cloning vats so that the prosucion of human meat may be enhanced.

We are not interested.

[Marguan]

What is even going on? Is there actually a way to trade goods like this or is it just fake?

[Ochiala]

Hello,
We would like 1000 arms or hands, fingers of your most mentally fit slaves. We do not care about genetic defects unless they do not have fingernails. If that is the case, give us their scalps or saliva.

Our total is 600,000 currency, but we will throw in an extra 200,000 to make sure the job is done right.
800,000 currency.

Sincerely, Ochiala.

Deal, please let us know where you want everything to be delivered.

Sorry, I would like them to be discreetly delivered to Gatrot coastal town, in hangar 12 of Hielot and Feutom shipping company. Thank you for your patience and time.