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SELLING CROPS AND HUMAN MEAT!

A meeting place where national storefronts can tout their wares and discuss trade. [In character]

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Soltude
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Postby Soltude » Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:29 am

Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.


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Cosmopolitan borovan
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Postby Cosmopolitan borovan » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:02 pm

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We find that the sale of human meat by Cryzia to be inhumane and repulsive to human values. We are hereby boycotting any products and goods sold Cryzia and hereby condemning Cryzia for this disgusting practice. It is equated with cannibalism and any developed civilized nation should know that it is an abomination to human culture and a violation of the human diet. Cannibalism is evidenced to provide with much high probability of mental defects and diseases and this is why we have come to this decision as our foreign policy to Cryzia. Furthermore, we also are backtracking on our attempt to reach to you as allies as mentioned in this message by Cryzia, Looking for Allies. Until Cryzia retracts its sales, we will not be conducting any business with Cryzia.



Signed and delivered,
Alexa Chung
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Nos Aura
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Postby Nos Aura » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:07 pm

Such a waste of perfectly good human laborers, just sell slaves if you want to get rid of them.

We find slavery to be far more moral than cannibalism, we shall send troops (and slaves just so we can show you how to use excess humans RIGHT) to the borders for invasion. We shall burn all of your slaughtering facilities and we shall publicly torture your leaders!

In the meantime, I would like to order 50,000,000,000 potatoes!
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Cryzia
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Postby Cryzia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:58 am

Heemstra wrote:
Cryzia wrote:We apologize for not seeing the amount you wanted, and we accept your requirements. We are currently arranging them to be shipped to your capital. We wish for you to send a diplomat with the money to our capital, thank you!


Once more, on behalf of the DAF, I ask you for the report. interested in buying a determined quantity of slaves. Yet, we do not want any kind of human beings, since the Free Lands are interested in a determined ethnic group of workers.

We also expect to receive the proper price for each family group.

No more for the moment, I await the response.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.



fuck it I’m too lazy to fix my mistakes anymore

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Cryzia
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Postby Cryzia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:59 am

Nos Aura wrote:Such a waste of perfectly good human laborers, just sell slaves if you want to get rid of them.

We find slavery to be far more moral than cannibalism, we shall send troops (and slaves just so we can show you how to use excess humans RIGHT) to the borders for invasion. We shall burn all of your slaughtering facilities and we shall publicly torture your leaders!

In the meantime, I would like to order 50,000,000,000 potatoes!



We are an island.

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Nos Aura
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Postby Nos Aura » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:02 am

Cryzia wrote:
Nos Aura wrote:Such a waste of perfectly good human laborers, just sell slaves if you want to get rid of them.

We find slavery to be far more moral than cannibalism, we shall send troops (and slaves just so we can show you how to use excess humans RIGHT) to the borders for invasion. We shall burn all of your slaughtering facilities and we shall publicly torture your leaders!

In the meantime, I would like to order 50,000,000,000 potatoes!



We are an island.

Naval invasion.
We shall broadcast psychological warfare signals on your radiowaves too.
How many shrimps do you have to eat, before you make your skin turn pink!
Eat too much and you'll get sick because shrimps are pretty rich!
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Cryzia
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Postby Cryzia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:03 am

Soltude wrote:
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.


What is 1 Ferel in Aurum Coins?


902.

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Cryzia
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Postby Cryzia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:05 am

Cosmopolitan borovan wrote:




We find that the sale of human meat by Cryzia to be inhumane and repulsive to human values. We are hereby boycotting any products and goods sold Cryzia and hereby condemning Cryzia for this disgusting practice. It is equated with cannibalism and any developed civilized nation should know that it is an abomination to human culture and a violation of the human diet. Cannibalism is evidenced to provide with much high probability of mental defects and diseases and this is why we have come to this decision as our foreign policy to Cryzia. Furthermore, we also are backtracking on our attempt to reach to you as allies as mentioned in this message by Cryzia, Looking for Allies. Until Cryzia retracts its sales, we will not be conducting any business with Cryzia.



Signed and delivered,
Alexa Chung



Look who changed their mind! Screw you, we didn’t need you.

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Christian Bail
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Founded: Sep 14, 2017
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Postby Christian Bail » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:12 am

On behalf on Christian Bale,
We would like to purchase twenty-billion units of each of your human meat, you shall be paid generously with pizzas.
-Christian Bale#4578, Head of Purchases and Communication

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Cryzia
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Postby Cryzia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:14 am

Christian Bail wrote:On behalf on Christian Bale,
We would like to purchase twenty-billion units of each of your human meat, you shall be paid generously with pizzas.
-Christian Bale#4578, Head of Purchases and Communication



Deal, please let us know where you want the meat delivered.


Also, please send a diplomat with the pizzas to our capital, thank you!

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Nos Aura
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Postby Nos Aura » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:16 am

We officially withdraw our vow to invade.
We have internal problems that need resolving and thus the leader of Nos Aura has decided that an invasion is unnecessary and a waste of resources.

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DeLongtasia
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Postby DeLongtasia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:09 pm

20 of each human part. If you could have them delivered to the DeLongtasian University of Laser and Plasma Physics, that would be great.
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The Great Imperator Jeffrey
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Postby The Great Imperator Jeffrey » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:11 pm

I am generally against cannibalism, but you do you I guess. Anyway, I would like to buy 1 billion potatoes. I love potatoes.
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Shastara
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Postby Shastara » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:14 pm

Is there a vegan human substitute?

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Sperio
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Postby Sperio » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:17 pm

You don’t have a soul do you

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Cosmopolitan borovan
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Postby Cosmopolitan borovan » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:19 pm

Cryzia wrote:
Cosmopolitan borovan wrote:




We find that the sale of human meat by Cryzia to be inhumane and repulsive to human values. We are hereby boycotting any products and goods sold Cryzia and hereby condemning Cryzia for this disgusting practice. It is equated with cannibalism and any developed civilized nation should know that it is an abomination to human culture and a violation of the human diet. Cannibalism is evidenced to provide with much high probability of mental defects and diseases and this is why we have come to this decision as our foreign policy to Cryzia. Furthermore, we also are backtracking on our attempt to reach to you as allies as mentioned in this message by Cryzia, Looking for Allies. Until Cryzia retracts its sales, we will not be conducting any business with Cryzia.



Signed and delivered,
Alexa Chung



Look who changed their mind! Screw you, we didn’t need you.

Well Fuck this! we don't need you also. Since you're willing to make this undiplomatic and confrontational we have place a proscription on all citizens of Cryzia.She waves her hand in anger on the phone.
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Adversary One
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Postby Adversary One » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:33 pm

How organic is this meat? Describe the livestock's diet and exposure to pollution, please. Also interested in complete units.

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Cryzia
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Founded: Oct 10, 2018
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Postby Cryzia » Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:43 pm

The Great Imperator Jeffrey wrote:I am generally against cannibalism, but you do you I guess. Anyway, I would like to buy 1 billion potatoes. I love potatoes.



Greetings, your total comes up to 150 Billion Farels.

Please let us know where you want the potatoes to be delivered to, thank you!

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Cryzia
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Postby Cryzia » Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:47 pm

DeLongtasia wrote:20 of each human part. If you could have them delivered to the DeLongtasian University of Laser and Plasma Physics, that would be great.
Cheers!



Greetings, your total comes up to 64,000 Farels. Please send a diplomat with the money to our capital, thanks!

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Ochiala
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Founded: Oct 16, 2018
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Postby Ochiala » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:19 pm

Hello,
We would like 1000 arms or hands, fingers of your most mentally fit slaves. We do not care about genetic defects unless they do not have fingernails. If that is the case, give us their scalps or saliva.

Our total is 600,000 currency, but we will throw in an extra 200,000 to make sure the job is done right.
800,000 currency.

Sincerely, Ochiala.

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One Chuck Norris
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Postby One Chuck Norris » Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:00 pm

Chuck Norris would like to provide you with advanced genetic modification technologies and cloning vats so that the prosucion of human meat may be enhanced.
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Cryzia
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Postby Cryzia » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:54 am

Ochiala wrote:Hello,
We would like 1000 arms or hands, fingers of your most mentally fit slaves. We do not care about genetic defects unless they do not have fingernails. If that is the case, give us their scalps or saliva.

Our total is 600,000 currency, but we will throw in an extra 200,000 to make sure the job is done right.
800,000 currency.

Sincerely, Ochiala.


Deal, please let us know where you want everything to be delivered.

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Cryzia
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Postby Cryzia » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:54 am

One Chuck Norris wrote:Chuck Norris would like to provide you with advanced genetic modification technologies and cloning vats so that the prosucion of human meat may be enhanced.





We are not interested.

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Marguan
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Postby Marguan » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:58 am

What is even going on? Is there actually a way to trade goods like this or is it just fake?

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Ochiala
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Postby Ochiala » Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:12 pm

Cryzia wrote:
Ochiala wrote:Hello,
We would like 1000 arms or hands, fingers of your most mentally fit slaves. We do not care about genetic defects unless they do not have fingernails. If that is the case, give us their scalps or saliva.

Our total is 600,000 currency, but we will throw in an extra 200,000 to make sure the job is done right.
800,000 currency.

Sincerely, Ochiala.


Deal, please let us know where you want everything to be delivered.

Sorry, I would like them to be discreetly delivered to Gatrot coastal town, in hangar 12 of Hielot and Feutom shipping company. Thank you for your patience and time.

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