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SOYLENT GREEN FOR SALE

Postby CPA » Thu Sep 20, 2018 6:43 pm

we are making soylent green to sell



$34 per 12 packet






if you see a NYPD detective shouting out "Soylent Green is people!" dont worry hes lying
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Postby Blackhelm Confederacy » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:38 pm

But....soylent green....IS PEOPLE!
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Postby CPA » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:26 pm

You know to much
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Postby Cosmopolitan borovan » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:54 pm

In accordance with the information from sufficient witnesses from Blackhelm COnfederacy and an irrelevant NYPD officer, Borovan will not be buying any soylent green. Soylent green is people and it equates with canniabalism, a practice that is taboo, and de facto forbidden. Should this government of CPA does not prohibit the sale of Soylent Green we may have to escalate actions against you.

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Postby The Great Imperator Jeffrey » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:13 am

I will buy 12 trillion packets.
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Postby CPA » Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:46 am

the soylent green is on its way









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Postby RubbaDucky » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:06 am

The Giant Rubber Duck would like to buy 3 giant sized packets of Soylent Green. It knows about its composition.
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EDIT: I am somehow less disturbed by this after dinner
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Postby Rojava Free State » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:42 am

The Rojava Free State will not be buying soylent green. Month long studies by our top biologists have revealed that indeed, Soylent Green is people. It is likely made from the remains of kidnapped children and is being sold as a new food product. It's canabalism and has been outlawed already in Rojava Free State. Anyone found trafficking or selling soylent green will be arrested, and any foreigner caught with the substance on them will be deported from our nation.
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Postby Zragnizah » Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:48 am

We would like to buy it all, in order to make a quick buck to people who want this stuff, (Although, we don't want Soylent Green made with Children, that is plain wrong even to the eyes of the Zragnizah and can result in your entire country being destroyed in the blink of an eye)
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Postby Qingland » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:44 am

we would like 2 packets for a festival.
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Postby Monarch Republic » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:42 pm

The Monarch Republic has started a embargo of CPA until the CPA stops selling the following:Slaves,Slave Meat,and anything slave related. All nations that have bought anything off of the CPA except nations that have all ready bought from the Monarch Republic are also under this embargo. If it is violated, the violating Nation will be invaded by the Monarch Republic.
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Postby Vadia » Sun Nov 04, 2018 6:43 pm

What even is a 12 packet? How heavy is it? How many calories?
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Postby CPA » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:09 pm

i dont have the time to do the math but heres a website that shows how much a human has in them


https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/04 ... -just-meh/
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