TOP QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE

[Fetra]

I buy 25 fem. slaves and 52 mal. slaves , so it's 539.000€ , too much... but wow i like buying slaves!

[Evil Dictators Happyland]

Reading this thread title without any context was an experience and a half.

[Fetra]

We need 10,000 uneducated slaves. Due to the laws of our nation, they must be non-Christian. They should also be good workers that can handle 12 hour shifts in the mines or refinery.

[CPA]

Thanks to our eugenics program we can sell of child slaves that grow to the age of 20 in only 5 months

[CPA]

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[Cosmicium]

Republic of Cosmicium | De Republicà Cosmicianà

From: Mortheus Valixor, President of Cosmicium
To: CPA
Encryption: HIGH

We have been forced to send this message to you due to unforeseen circumstances, which will be described below:

After the liberation of Gralix region from TCO (The Cosmician Order), a census was taken in the region, showing a population almost 3 million smaller than before. A liberated TCO base was raided and large quantities of documents were found, many mentioning your name in them and some that would have been sent to you. One paper records a delivery of 3 million slaves to CPA for a huge sum.

Can you confirm or deny that the TCO has any sort of links to CPA?

[CPA]

We have had no slaves from TCO

[New Byelorussia]

SIC (Secret In Character, only the recipient knows about the message):

HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
Dear Comrade,

We are interested in making a purchase of some of your products, and we have some inquiries before making a purchase.
1. What race/ethnicity are the slave children and what languages do they understand?
2. What types of physical appearances are available for female slaves?
3. What does slave meat taste like?
4. Can we pick up slaves with our own equipment instead of having it delivered?
5. What currencies and methods of payment are accepted?

Thanks for your co-operation,

Signed,
Comrade Anton Vladimirovich Dyrbov
General,
Byelorussian Army

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[Hystaria]

*commites pirate raid to free the slaves*

[Crimetopolis]

To
CPA

We are wiling to trade diamonds in exchange for slaves. Said slaves will be reeducated and freed as our booming economy demands more workers. What is the rate of exchange you will accept in this transaction?

Rudolf Hess
Trade Division Leader
Economics Ministry
Trailer E-114
Arson and Burglary Plaza
Little Chicago
Crimetopolis

[CPA]

we are giving slaves out for free for the rest of the week

[The Chuck]

To CPA

You have stated that at 11:02 P.M. October 23, 2018 local time that

we are giving slaves out for free for the rest of the week

. Under international Business law you are offering your entire stock of slaves for free with no limit cap since you have not mentioned any limitations. The Armed Republic of The Chuck requests that your entire populace of slaves to be turned over to us. Once these former slaves are relinquished to us, we shall train them in valuable blue collar skills and have them enter our workforce/military to pursue their own vision of The Chuckian Dream. If you refuse to part with all of your slaves then we will be required by Corporate ethics laws to impose sanctions upon your nation and possibly declare war if deemed necessary to keep this moral dilemma from spreading.

Yours,

Walter Sobchak,

President and CEO of The Chuck

[CPA]

we can just make more of them

[Grahnol]

Since the slaves are now free, We'll go send a fleet to raid your ships and free the slaves and take them to liberty, because I mean, they are now being sold for free, so it must be okay for us to free them from CPA's oppression.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

ENCRYPTION: PRIVATE
The Sixth Administration would like to purchase 100 Adult Female Slaves for undisclosed reasons involving our Eugenics initiative. Preferably of Austronesian and/or Chinese descent. We are willing to pay excess 5,000 to keep this transaction discreet. We expect shipment to be made through Neo-Manila City Port.

Thank you for your attention. We hope to meet these subjects soon.

[Cryzia]

The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia would like to order 5,000 male slaves. We would prefer them being white and having Scandinavian or Russian ancestors. We would like these slaves to be transported at our port in Radiskiol, and we wish to send a diplomat with money to your capital to pay, thank you!

[Nos Aura]

By the order of Nos Aura
TO: The government of CPA
FROM: The government of Nos Aura dangerous labor services
The Nos Auran government would like to purchase 200 male slaves for manual labor and handling of radioactive material.
Total purchase value amounts to 1,000,000 dollars.
They must all be completely compliant and expendable, it would be rather expected that their will would have been broken though no family members are to have meet them.
We do expect the highest quality slaves, though they will not be living long so they do not need to be healthy, just able to do their assigned task.

Thank you
-Nos Aura

[CPA]

the free slave time is over

[Nos Aura]

the free slave time is over

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You got some rivals, though you have a dedicated customer base and such, as their thread is smaller and has worse formatting

[Grahnol]

Our raiders have arrived, weapons on, currently fighting 3 ships, no slaves have been freed yet.

[Sefy the Great]

Our raiders have arrived, weapons on, currently fighting 3 ships, no slaves have been freed yet.

And whoop-de-do, nobody cares.