TOP QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE

[Cosmopolitan borovan]

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What exactly are you doing?

He's bumping the thread so people can see it on first page

[CPA]

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its latin

[Room 1-Firearms]

The Factory wishes to buy 100,000 child slaves.

[Qingland]

SMALL ORDER
The emperor of Qingland requests 40 child slaves to be used in the imperial palace and houses of high officials. We also would like 10 pounds of slave meat.

Total price: $20,500

Woah woah woah, slave meat? What kind of people are you?

Is this your buisness?

[CPA]

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[Monarch Republic]

The Monarch Republic has started a embargo of CPA until the CPA stops selling the following:Slaves,Slave Meat,and anything slave related. All nations that have bought anything of CPA except nations that have all ready bought from the Monarch Republic are also under this embargo. If it is violated, the violating Nation will be invaded by the Monarch Republic.

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

His Majesty and Holiness, God-Imperator Jeffrey would like to buy 1 million male slaves and 1 million female slaves. We would also like to request that the males sent are strong so as to be more fit for work in the mines. Payment will be sent immediately in gold once the transaction is confirmed.

[Monarch Republic]

His Majesty and Holiness, God-Imperator Jeffrey would like to buy 1 million male slaves and 1 million female slaves. We would also like to request that the males sent are strong so as to be more fit for work in the mines. Payment will be sent immediately in gold once the transaction is confirmed.

Your nation has been Embargoed by the Monarch Republic.

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

His Majesty and Holiness, God-Imperator Jeffrey would like to buy 1 million male slaves and 1 million female slaves. We would also like to request that the males sent are strong so as to be more fit for work in the mines. Payment will be sent immediately in gold once the transaction is confirmed.

Your nation has been Embargoed by the Monarch Republic.

YOU HAD BETTER LIFT YOUR EMBARGO, PATHETIC FOOL!!!! I can destroy your entire homeworld without any problem.

[Monarch Republic]

Your nation has been Embargoed by the Monarch Republic.

YOU HAD BETTER LIFT YOUR EMBARGO, PATHETIC FOOL!!!! I can destroy your entire homeworld without any problem.

The terms for lifting the Embargo have not been met. So,no

[Jadis and Marthburg]

Slavery is.. inadequated. Won't you have some Popollos?

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

YOU HAD BETTER LIFT YOUR EMBARGO, PATHETIC FOOL!!!! I can destroy your entire homeworld without any problem.

The terms for lifting the Embargo have not been met. So,no

What terms?

[Monarch Republic]

The terms for lifting the Embargo have not been met. So,no

What terms?

These terms:The Monarch Republic has started a embargo of CPA until the CPA stops selling the following:Slaves,Slave Meat,and anything slave related. All nations that have bought anything off of the CPA except nations that have all ready bought from the Monarch Republic are also under this embargo. If it is violated, the violating Nation will be invaded by the Monarch Republic.

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

What terms?

These terms:The Monarch Republic has started a embargo of CPA until the CPA stops selling the following:Slaves,Slave Meat,and anything slave related. All nations that have bought anything off of the CPA except nations that have all ready bought from the Monarch Republic are also under this embargo. If it is violated, the violating Nation will be invaded by the Monarch Republic.

So I must buy from you, and then you will lift the embargo?

[Jadis and Marthburg]

These terms:The Monarch Republic has started a embargo of CPA until the CPA stops selling the following:Slaves,Slave Meat,and anything slave related. All nations that have bought anything off of the CPA except nations that have all ready bought from the Monarch Republic are also under this embargo. If it is violated, the violating Nation will be invaded by the Monarch Republic.

So I must buy from you, and then you will lift the embargo?

Could you two stop with this fight?otherwise i'll use my flipflop

[Monarch Republic]

These terms:The Monarch Republic has started a embargo of CPA until the CPA stops selling the following:Slaves,Slave Meat,and anything slave related. All nations that have bought anything off of the CPA except nations that have all ready bought from the Monarch Republic are also under this embargo. If it is violated, the violating Nation will be invaded by the Monarch Republic.

So I must buy from you, and then you will lift the embargo?

You could just ask to be removed from the Embargoed nations list

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

So I must buy from you, and then you will lift the embargo?

You could just ask to be removed from the Embargoed nations list

Seems reasonable enough. I would like to be removed from the list.

[Monarch Republic]

You could just ask to be removed from the Embargoed nations list

Seems reasonable enough. I would like to be removed from the list.

Ok,you are hereby removed from the list of Embargoed nations.

[Eclius]

The Imperium of Eclius wishes to purchase $2.5 billion worth of child slaves so they can become Eclisian citizens and have a proper life. Meanwhile, we condemn all nations that promote slavery or use of human being as a source of protein, these practices are highly inhumane.

[Destructive Government Economic System]

For the purpose of converting these "top quality" slaves to undead, animated skeletons, which are the only type of slave utilized here, we wish to offer you $1,000,000 worth for as many males as possible.

-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES

[Monarch Republic]

For the purpose of converting these "top quality" slaves to undead, animated skeletons, which are the only type of slave utilized here, we wish to offer you $1,000,000 worth for as many males as possible.

-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES

Your nation has been Embargoed by the Monarch Republic.

[Heemstra]

I speak on behalf of the Department of Agriculture and Food of the Free Land of Heemstra. Please return in the same channel, to minimum exposure of this message.

It has come to our attention that the CPA holds captive humans, many of them destined for all kinds of work. We would greatly welcome the possibility of acquiring them, so that they would become part of the agricultural workforce of the great Free Land of Heemstra.

However, it is necessary to list some expectations regarding this "product":

1. We ask that they be clean and healthy.
2. We request, preferably, families or young family groups, with children of at most two years of life.
___2.1 In the absence of trained families, we request that they be young, with a maximum of thirty years of age.
3. Finally, we request an ethnic profile of the still captive humans, so that we can define which batch will be acquired.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.

[Destructive Government Economic System]

For the purpose of converting these "top quality" slaves to undead, animated skeletons, which are the only type of slave utilized here, we wish to offer you $1,000,000 worth for as many males as possible.

-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES

Your nation has been Embargoed by the Monarch Republic.

What nation that seeks to preserve the concept of "rights" and "freedoms" would possess the audacity to trade with us? The seller, in this case, does not seem to be one, and a country that wishes to exercise its little-to-no influence by simply "cutting off trade relations" will be seen as a trivial threat to us. In fact, your decision should have commenced even before we even offered to purchase a plethora of human slaves within this esteemed storefront.

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As such, your embargo has been officially deemed by a consensus of the government to be "bold, yet hopelessly unproductive and expected."

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Slaves are progress's best friend, as they say, and we are ecstatic to be adding yet another large quantity of these creatures to our current system of skeletal minions, so long as our offer is accepted, of course.

[Teutonican Empire]

The Teutonican Empire seeks to purchase 100 males and 140 females, which is 1.48 million dollars.

As a whole, the Teutonican Empire condemns the practice of slavery, so we will be using the purchased humans as settlers. They're a rarity (in our chunk of the multiverse), as well, so for novelty reasons included.

[Sefy the Great]

The Monarch Republic has started a embargo of CPA until the CPA stops selling the following:Slaves,Slave Meat,and anything slave related. All nations that have bought anything of CPA except nations that have all ready bought from the Monarch Republic are also under this embargo. If it is violated, the violating Nation will be invaded by the Monarch Republic.

whoop-de-do. first of all, i don't care.
second of all, you don't exist in my timeline.