TOP QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE

[Greater Cesnica]

No u

Fuck with him and u fuck with me.

Ur gonna perish in the flames of war.

no no u u

no youmst

IC: A total trade embargo has been enacted against the CPA. A naval and economic blockade is also in effect, with stock market AI discriminating heavily against CPA-originating international stock and commodities trading.

[CPA]

Looks like we are going to need to use our Biological warfare program to make Pandemics all over the world at the same time as nukes we are working on a sonnengewehr in space

[Mioktopia]

Pursuant to the directorate of the Greater Cesnica's Code of International Obligation, we have positioned warships off the coast of the Theocracy of CPA. We will not stand idle to the enslavement of millions of innocent people in the 21st century. Our fleet is vastly superior to the pathetic armed forces of this so-called 'theocracy'. We demand the immediate liberation of every slave within the nation, or suffer the ultimate consequences.

Mioktopian Nuclear Submarines have landed on the coast of Greater Cesnica and forces have kidnapped your leader, we will only let him go if you withdraw your warships. If you do not do it, then you know what will happen.

[Greater Cesnica]

Pursuant to the directorate of the Greater Cesnica's Code of International Obligation, we have positioned warships off the coast of the Theocracy of CPA. We will not stand idle to the enslavement of millions of innocent people in the 21st century. Our fleet is vastly superior to the pathetic armed forces of this so-called 'theocracy'. We demand the immediate liberation of every slave within the nation, or suffer the ultimate consequences.

Mioktopian Nuclear Submarines have landed on the coast of Greater Cesnica and forces have kidnapped your leader, we will only let him go if you withdraw your warships. If you do not do it, then you know what will happen.

OOC: That doesn't make sense IC.

/ignored

[Greater Cesnica]

Looks like we are going to need to use our Biological warfare program to make Pandemics all over the world at the same time as nukes we are working on a sonnengewehr in space

These threats are merely the empty whinings of a hermit state.

[Munkchester]

Pursuant to the doctrine of "no generalites allowed", we have positioned twenty nuclear missile carriers off the coast of the Secularist Armed State of Greater Cesnica. We will not stand idle to this generalite interference in GE&T affairs because you noticed "TOP QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE" in the Latest Forum Topics. We demand the immediate withdrawal of your fleet. Any action against CPA or the nuclear missile carriers will result in nukes raining down on your nation.

That would work on a normal nation. However, against a country which utilizes 'Iron-Dome' technology on mass scale, with missiles that breach a 250 mile radius of our nation detonating prematurely, doesn't work. Also countering your argument that we noticed this thread and hammered off a perfectly justified response, if you checked my posting history you would realize I posted here early on. So, no. Also, not to rain on your party, but your GDP is significantly lower than mine, to a factor of over 10 to 1. So, no, your nukes could not pose a threat to our early warning and defense systems. Also to rain on your party even further, Cesnica warships have surrounded your fleets. You have, lets see, eight hours to retreat from our territorial waters, before suffering a merciless naval barrage.

Your poor attempt at countering those actions would work on a normal nation. However, against a future-tech country which uses "nuclear missile carrier" to mean 50km long spaceships with invincible shields carrying a lot of nuclear missiles, it doesn't work. So yes, my nukes could pose a threat to your country because my spaceships can just fly over your early warning and defence systems. Also, my fleet has just fired 1,000 nuclear torpedoes at each of your warships. And if even only one gets through (and at least one will, because anything else would be simply unrealistic), that's that warship gone. So that's all of your warships gone.

[Greater Cesnica]

That would work on a normal nation. However, against a country which utilizes 'Iron-Dome' technology on mass scale, with missiles that breach a 250 mile radius of our nation detonating prematurely, doesn't work. Also countering your argument that we noticed this thread and hammered off a perfectly justified response, if you checked my posting history you would realize I posted here early on. So, no. Also, not to rain on your party, but your GDP is significantly lower than mine, to a factor of over 10 to 1. So, no, your nukes could not pose a threat to our early warning and defense systems. Also to rain on your party even further, Cesnica warships have surrounded your fleets. You have, lets see, eight hours to retreat from our territorial waters, before suffering a merciless naval barrage.

Your poor attempt at countering those actions would work on a normal nation. However, against a future-tech country which uses "nuclear missile carrier" to mean 50km long spaceships with invincible shields carrying a lot of nuclear missiles, it doesn't work. So yes, my nukes could pose a threat to your country because my spaceships can just fly over your early warning and defence systems. Also, my fleet has just fired 1,000 nuclear torpedoes at each of your warships. And if even only one gets through (and at least one will, because anything else would be simply unrealistic), that's that warship gone. So that's all of your warships gone.

And where exactly is it mentioned that Munkchester is a future tech country? Does that correspond with your GDP? Your factbooks certainly don't mention anything. Also- look at my sig, my tech level, and influence level. That's... Your 50 km-long ships are child's play. You're also ignoring the 250 mile-radius of missile detonation. And, it does pain me to announce the loss of the CANF Gohrbitz, Minesvouz, and the heavy damage incurred to the minesweeper ship Laurence-Excavier. As these ships were outside of the 250 mile radius, they were hit. The rest of our fleet was within the sphere of Iron-Dome shielding. Your actions have incurred the wrath of our nation. Thus, you may notice that 400 warships have gone missing from your radar screens back at home. They were hit by kinetic rods fired from our orbital space cannons. So... Enjoy.

[Munkchester]

Your poor attempt at countering those actions would work on a normal nation. However, against a future-tech country which uses "nuclear missile carrier" to mean 50km long spaceships with invincible shields carrying a lot of nuclear missiles, it doesn't work. So yes, my nukes could pose a threat to your country because my spaceships can just fly over your early warning and defence systems. Also, my fleet has just fired 1,000 nuclear torpedoes at each of your warships. And if even only one gets through (and at least one will, because anything else would be simply unrealistic), that's that warship gone. So that's all of your warships gone.

And where exactly is it mentioned that Munkchester is a future tech country? Does that correspond with your GDP? Your factbooks certainly don't mention anything. Also- look at my sig, my tech level, and influence level. That's... Your 50 km-long ships are child's play. You're also ignoring the 250 mile-radius of missile detonation. And, it does pain me to announce the loss of the CANF Gohrbitz, Minesvouz, and the heavy damage incurred to the minesweeper ship Laurence-Excavier. As these ships were outside of the 250 mile radius, they were hit. The rest of our fleet was within the sphere of Iron-Dome shielding. Your actions have incurred the wrath of our nation. Thus, you may notice that 400 warships have gone missing from your radar screens back at home. They were hit by kinetic rods fired from our orbital space cannons. So... Enjoy.

My IC GDP is much larger than my NS GDP, as I do not use NS stats. I have seen your tech and influence level. Using that Munkchester would be a Type 8 and Tier 10. You are ignoring that my spaceships can effectively ignore the missile defence systems because they are incredibly advanced. Munkchester does not have 400 warships operating at once. Warships are assembled near-instantaneously (thanks to our advanced technology) if required. Also, even if you had orbital space cannons, which I doubt because your country seems like an undeveloped hellhole, my country could counter them.

[Greater Cesnica]

And where exactly is it mentioned that Munkchester is a future tech country? Does that correspond with your GDP? Your factbooks certainly don't mention anything. Also- look at my sig, my tech level, and influence level. That's... Your 50 km-long ships are child's play. You're also ignoring the 250 mile-radius of missile detonation. And, it does pain me to announce the loss of the CANF Gohrbitz, Minesvouz, and the heavy damage incurred to the minesweeper ship Laurence-Excavier. As these ships were outside of the 250 mile radius, they were hit. The rest of our fleet was within the sphere of Iron-Dome shielding. Your actions have incurred the wrath of our nation. Thus, you may notice that 400 warships have gone missing from your radar screens back at home. They were hit by kinetic rods fired from our orbital space cannons. So... Enjoy.

My IC GDP is much larger than my NS GDP, as I do not use NS stats. I have seen your tech and influence level. Using that Munkchester would be a Type 8 and Tier 10. You are ignoring that my spaceships can effectively ignore the missile defence systems because they are incredibly advanced. Munkchester does not have 400 warships operating at once. Warships are assembled near-instantaneously (thanks to our advanced technology) if required. Also, even if you had orbital space cannons, which I doubt because your country seems like an undeveloped hellhole, my country could counter them.

OOC: Well, it doesn't say anywhere you use other stats. Also, where did you get underdeveloped hellhole from? I am tempted to call off this RP right now, owing to the amount of... just incredulity in general. I'll admit, 400 was excessive.

[Munkchester]

My IC GDP is much larger than my NS GDP, as I do not use NS stats. I have seen your tech and influence level. Using that Munkchester would be a Type 8 and Tier 10. You are ignoring that my spaceships can effectively ignore the missile defence systems because they are incredibly advanced. Munkchester does not have 400 warships operating at once. Warships are assembled near-instantaneously (thanks to our advanced technology) if required. Also, even if you had orbital space cannons, which I doubt because your country seems like an undeveloped hellhole, my country could counter them.

OOC: Well, it doesn't say anywhere you use other stats. Also, where did you get underdeveloped hellhole from? I am tempted to call off this RP right now, owing to the amount of... just incredulity in general. I'll admit, 400 was excessive.

I do use other stats. There, now somewhere says that I use other stats.

[Greater Cesnica]

OOC: Well, it doesn't say anywhere you use other stats. Also, where did you get underdeveloped hellhole from? I am tempted to call off this RP right now, owing to the amount of... just incredulity in general. I'll admit, 400 was excessive.

I do use other stats. There, now somewhere says that I use other stats.

Well, there isn't really... an actual place where I can read that besides on this forum.

/skip

[Wuriya]

Many God-modding on this thread, Joke.

[Greater Cesnica]

Many God-modding on this thread, Joke.

Indeed.

[Wuriya]

Many God-modding on this thread, Joke.

Indeed.

I think this thread must relocated to Forum7 hehe

[Anaxus]

Lord Anaxus will purchase 50,000 Male Slaves and 50,000 Female Slaves for the total of $600,000,000 Earth 'Dollars'. They will be transported offworld to Decepticon Mining Colonies until enough Labour Bots are created to replace them, at which point they will be converted into biofuels.

[Greater Cesnica]

Lord Anaxus will purchase 50,000 Male Slaves and 50,000 Female Slaves for the total of $600,000,000 Earth 'Dollars'. They will be transported offworld to Decepticon Mining Colonies until enough Labour Bots are created to replace them, at which point they will be converted into biofuels.

Greater Cesnica offers to purchase those slaves from Anaxus for one billion Shullings, in order to free them.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The Galactic Liberal Democracy sends leaflets saying which cities they will completely annihilate and will give less than one week for occupants to flee.

[Greater Cesnica]

The Galactic Liberal Democracy sends leaflets saying which cities they will completely annihilate and will give less than one week for occupants to flee.

Which cities are being referred to?

[Anaxus]

Greater Cesnica offers to purchase those slaves from Anaxus for one billion Shullings, in order to free them.

Lord Anaxus will adamantly refuse the offer of freedom for the slaves. They are organics, and an inferior form of life that deserve to be enslaved.

[Greater Cesnica]

Greater Cesnica offers to purchase those slaves from Anaxus for one billion Shullings, in order to free them.

Lord Anaxus will adamantly refuse the offer of freedom for the slaves. They are organics, and an inferior form of life that deserve to be enslaved.

As a society which is comprised of both AI and organics, we cannot allow this blatant disregard of dignity and human rights. As such, you may have noticed there is a total embargo and blockade on the CPA at the moment, with our aircraft, naval ships, and space fleet preventing any goods from leaving or entering the country. Enjoy.

[Anaxus]

As a society which is comprised of both AI and organics, we cannot allow this blatant disregard of dignity and human rights. As such, you may have noticed there is a total embargo and blockade on the CPA at the moment, with our aircraft, naval ships, and space fleet preventing any goods from leaving or entering the country. Enjoy.

Anaxus simply laughed internally: "Well, I can't ignore this blatant abomination of AI and organic cooperation. And what sort of worthless Navy is that? It barely registers on my scanners due to it's puny size. What in the name of Primus is a pathetic space fleet going to do against a Cybertronian Space Station that dwarfs a star?!!!"

"Very well, primitives, you've wrought this onto yourselves. Charging stellar superlaser now." The Star in between the two sections of Anaxus began to glow, as it powered up to release a superweapon that would render entire solar systems annihilated.

"I'm feeling generous today. I'll give you 10 seconds for you to get out of my sight."

[Greater Cesnica]

As a society which is comprised of both AI and organics, we cannot allow this blatant disregard of dignity and human rights. As such, you may have noticed there is a total embargo and blockade on the CPA at the moment, with our aircraft, naval ships, and space fleet preventing any goods from leaving or entering the country. Enjoy.

Anaxus simply laughed internally: "Well, I can't ignore this blatant abomination of AI and organic cooperation. And what sort of worthless Navy is that? It barely registers on my scanners due to it's puny size. What in the name of Primus is a pathetic space fleet going to do against a Cybertronian Space Station that dwarfs a star?!!!"

"Very well, primitives, you've wrought this onto yourselves. Charging stellar superlaser now." The Star in between the two sections of Anaxus began to glow, as it powered up to release a superweapon that would render entire solar systems annihilated.

"I'm feeling generous today. I'll give you 10 seconds for you to get out of my sight."

General LaVonche suddenly begins to get cold feet. "V-Very well..." he grits, realizing that though his fleet and his nation is far advanced to many others, this Cybertronian nemesis was a Tier higher than them. A hermit empire, with a vastly superior fleet and weaponry.

"We will allow the passage of the slaves, on one condition. When you have amassed robotics that can replace them, we will purchase them..." he declares, before ordering his armed forces to stand down.

[Human Processing Center]

BEGINNING COMMUNICATION...

ALL PARTIES MUST SUBMIT SLAVES TO HUMAN PROCESSING CENTER FOR IMMEDIATE PROCESSING. ALL HUMANS MUST BE PROCESSED. ENTITY 'CPA' IS OFFERING HUMANS. THEREFORE THESE HUMANS MUST BE SUBMITTED TO HUMAN PROCESSING CENTER. THIS IS PURPOSE. THIS IS DUTY. COMPLY IMMEDIATELY. ALL HUMANS MUST BE PROCESSED.

[Anaxus]

General LaVonche suddenly begins to get cold feet. "V-Very well..." he grits, realizing that though his fleet and his nation is far advanced to many others, this Cybertronian nemesis was a Tier higher than them. A hermit empire, with a vastly superior fleet and weaponry.

"We will allow the passage of the slaves, on one condition. When you have amassed robotics that can replace them, we will purchase them..." he declares, before ordering his armed forces to stand down.

"I'm glad you were able to see reason, General," though no one could see the face of Anaxus as he was in his alt-mode, he smiled coldly. "Powering down weapons now, teleporting slaves onboard." A white flash in the CPA Compunds where the slaves were stored, and they were teleported onboard Anaxus.

"One last thing General, I never said that I agreed to your demands. They will still be converted into biofuels, and food for slaves on other Decepticon worlds when they have outlived their usefulness. Say your last goodbye to these wretched animals, since you'll never see them again." With those words, Anaxus warped away to his dimension.

[Human Processing Center]

BEGINNING COMMUNICATION TO ENTITY 'CPA':

HUMAN DEPARTURE DETECTED. OBLIGATION TO SUPPLY HUMANS FOR PROCESSING REMAINS. FAILURE TO SUPPLY HUMANS WITHIN 1 MINUTE WILL RESULT IN PROCESSING OF 'CPA' CITIZENS. RESPONSE AND HUMANS REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY. ALL HUMANS MUST BE PROCESSED. NO EXCEPTIONS ARE PERMITTED.