Follas Design Storefront (Expanded Inventory) (FT)

[Cbngggfv]

Dear Cbngggfv,

You're order appears to be extremely large, I will have to tally it up before I can tell you the exact price. I would advise that you reduce your order, this could likely bankrupt every nation in the universe.

99 999 x 50 000 = 499 950 000 USD
99 999 x 250 000 = 24 999 750 000 USD
99 999 x 300 000 = 2 999 700 000 USD

This order for even the Killbots is quite astronomically high at 28 499 400 000 USD or twenty eight billion, four hundred and ninety nine million and four hundred thousand. Even if we were to give you, say, a 20% discount, and this would be a discount of 5 699 880 000 or five billion, six hundred and ninety nine million, eight hundred and eighty eight thousand, you would still be in a position to pay at least twenty three billion. This is even before we add on the Golomun which is as shown below;

10 000 x 150 000 000 000 = 1 500 000 000 000 000 USD

And this seems a bit far too much for anybody. Your Killbot order is actually sustainable, would you like us to fill this one but omit or reduce the Golomun?

Xaxier Follas the Thirteenth

Yes I would

[Golomun]

Attention; Attention!
The Stardusting Freaky Union of Golomun has officially been invited into a storefront Alliance with Xaxier Follas the Thirteenth
as official representer of The Star-FUG Union, I Grimmus B. Elf the first, do hereby accept the invitation
and beg the fallowing question for First act at the Position of Storefront Representation Representer:

Dear Cbngggfv,
Is your answer an omission or reduction of the Mammoth MKII? since reduction would put it from 1.5 million billion to $1,000 trillion (please note that since i am only a Rep, not the owner/first person to bargain; Xaxier Follas' opinion on this matter trumps mine, and if anything is a miss, please TG me or Xaxier)

also note that the GDF {manufacturers of the Mammoth MKII} will be refitting all Mammoths (including your order) with Tesla Shielding, Naniogkolium Armour (recently created for Virgil transport and Verile Sun Probe; 210% tested at the core of a red dwarf) and increased GOM pod size from 16 to 24 per pod. this will be the only and last refit of the mammoths, as the Parliament in my government finds the Mammoths to be enough Overkill as is.
(Bureaucratic penny pincers don't even know that there exists no overkill; hell if they had their way, the MKII would be canceled; yet i'm glad they would be shot if they even tried )

And please note that the GD-10 has been redesigned a bit to unfold into a Squad Automatic Turret with Gauss sidearm/Hand Cannon should the need arise; and Carbine Mode is now optional, default GD-10s will not have Carbine mode unless requested, all other modes (42+ or so total) will remain and be improved upon. Including the Uber Mode; which is self explanatory as it will detonate the singularity core whilst transporting the user a safe distance... in short, Please don't touch the Red Button....

Thank you for your time,
-Grimmus B. Elf
Minister of Defense
Minister of Representation (and so on...)

PS: Thank you for choosing the Mammoth MKII, The Ultimate in ground warfare.
Please enjoy this free demonstration of your future forces.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBqv2iHHcac

[Follas-2]

Message to all customers

It has become clear that Xaxier Follas the Thirteenth was leading our glorious nation in a wrongful direction. Evidently, technological progress has slowed dramatically since the death of Xaxier Follas the Twelfth and I fear the prestige of our company and nation was being harmed. I therefore decided, with the strong encouragement of my colleagues and my wife, that I should claim the leather throne of Follas Design while Xaxier Follas the Fourteenth is in production (Xaxier Follas the Thirteenth was the Twelfth clone of the original Xaxier Follas and the Fourteenth Follas will be the Thirteenth clone, clones take a while to grow to a suitable level).

Be under no illusions, Follas the Thirteenth was not a good Leader of the nation and CEO of the company. He was a profligate, a drunk, a coward, and a corrupt wretch. Significantly, nobody in the population stood up to defend him. There were no loyalists to fight against the rebellion. Everybody in Follas-2 still loves Xaxier Follas, but with a heavy heart we admitted that the Thirteenth was no good. A new constitution has been ratified, I will remain leader until the Fourteenth Follas is twenty-one years of age (the first five years are sped up then then growth returns to a normal rate for his education).

Continue purchasing from this company, we have entered a new age!

- General Ricardo Foyate, CEO for next twenty years.

[Golomun]

OCC: Bumptious-Bump

[BLACKGRUE]

The Blackgrue union would like to purchase 1000 bears please.

[Follas-2]

The Blackgrue union would like to purchase 1000 bears please.

With gunmen or without? The difference in price would be 1 000 000 USD for just the bears and 2 500 000 USD for bears and gunmen.

- General Ricardo Foyate

[BLACKGRUE]

Without. We plan on training our own troops to use them.

[Follas-2]

Without. We plan on training our own troops to use them.

Acceptable, in fact advisory. We find that usually training gunmen then selling them is unprofitable for us. As you have saved us a loss I will throw in the Gunfolk Training Manual, which teaches how best to ride a bear, advice on how to shoot effectively from a running bear, and what to feed it. I hope these are useful purchases.

- General Ricardo Foyate.

[BLACKGRUE]

Thank you kindly. Expect future orders of bears as we expand a proposed "Fast-cavalry" Jagerkin devision.

[Follas-2]

Thank you kindly. Expect future orders of bears as we expand a proposed "Fast-cavalry" Jagerkin devision.

We are glad to have you as a client. We will have traiend bears prepared for you at all times just in case you wish to order more.

[Golomun]

Attention, there is now a section dedicated to the greatest minds of Golomun!!
-Xhris X.Ross

[The shee species]

For the planed navel buildup, the shee republic would like to order twelve Starboard Class Super Dreadnoughts.

Thank you.

[Golomun]

Order Received!

Total shall be $9,000,000,000,000 USD (nine trillion)

Thank You for Choosing Follas Design for all your Defensive Destruction Needs.

[Golomun]

our GDF Section is now are open and ready for orders!
Enjoy!

[Follas-2]

Consumables is officialy opened, in an unofficial ceremony today where General Ricardo Foyate cut the ribbon and said a few words; "We at Follas Design hope this new section to become an important section of our store. We would also like to thank the continued dedication of our partner Golomun, for the ingenuity of its developers and its dedication to the store."

He promptly left for his next meeting.

[Golomun]

Xhris X.Ross now takes the podium: "General, we thank you for your generosity for taking us in and having us here, but we need to discu-...General?... Gen!-....Where did he go? I was about to ask him about the refits to the Starboard Class... oh well!" He then addresses the people: "Today marks a great day for Follas Design Industries. For we have refitted the The Starboard Class with new weapons that will allow it to take on and destroy threats 100 times its own size. Thus making sure that no one in their right mind would ever dare to attack such a fine vessel; we have also introduced Collector Weapons, kind of our own way trying to get you cheapskates to buy our GD-10, hey? So please, lets enjoy the Party and Beverages. Last but not Certainly not least, have fun people! its not everyday you get to boogie with a leader of a Galactic Powa! "

OCC: in Short, please browse the store-front and buy something to your liking, if you find my prices or the products themselves a bit ridiculous, please contact me personally and maybe we can work out a discount.
Thank you

[Golomun]

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OOC: Thread is dead... i think... talk to follas... all things made by me are now on the DC&GE, just click down below. yay.