West Guamian “mapples” are a delicious and juicy fruit. Recently discovered by the native farmers of West Guam, mapples have been introduced all around the country and have received amazing compliments from all types of people.
As you may be able to tell by the name, “mapples” are a mix between apples and mangoes.
They are quite juicy and give you quite the energy boost! One mapple contains 40 milligrams of caffeine, which is the equal amount of caffeine that is in 100 grams of coffee. Would your country like to purchase the most delicious fruit in the world?
At $4 NS dollars a pop, they are a great alternative to any type of artificial sports drink or even a cup of coffee!
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If you are interested in purchasing some West Guamian mapples, please respond to this topic and your order will be either approved or disapproved as soon as possible!
ORDER FORM Name of nation: Quantity of mapples: Storefront URL (if applicable): Location of delivery:
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:51 am
by Pan-Asiatic States
ORDER FORM Name of nation: The Pan-Asiatic States Quantity of mapples: 1,000,000 Storefront URL (if applicable): --- Location of delivery: 11 Pollisco Avenue, Barangay 119, Tondo Prefecture, Neo-Manila City To be used in the manufacturing of State-Industry Maple Fruits.
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 2:48 pm
by West Guam
Dear Pan-Asiatic States, Thank you so much for your interest in West Guamian Mapples, the world's most delicious fruit. Your order has been APPROVED by the West Guamian Chamber of Commerce. Your order will be delivered to: 11 Pollisco Avenue, Barangay 119, Tondo Prefecture, Neo-Manila City.
Your order will arrive in tomorrow and because you are our first customer you will receive a 20% discount on your order!
Total Price: NS $3,200,000
West Guamian Secretary of the Economy, Grant Bell
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:47 pm
by West Guam
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:58 pm
by Ximea
The leader of the Scientific Technocracy of Ximea stared at his computer screen. One hand stroked his chin - or rather, the chin or his plague doctor mask, an integral component of the traditional finery of the leaders of Ximea. The other hand held a tumbler of Scotch whisky.
"Mapples."
"Yes," replied his assistant, Becchino.
The Doktor sipped his Scotch - for by his request, his mask was designed to allow this without being removed. "Part apple. Part mango. Part Red Bull."
"Somehow," Becchino agreed, "yes."
"What has science done?" the Doktor asked. "And why wasn't it done here?"
"The advertisement indicates that they are of natural origin."
"Instruct the Bio-Sciences Division to offer grants to make our own then. And make ours alcoholic too. Part apple, part mango, part Four Loko. I won't be one-upped by nature."
Becchino dutifully composed the directive on his tablet.
"And since it will take a while to develop our version," the Doktor said, "We may as well order a few of the original variety."
ORDER FORM Name of nation: The Scientific Technocracy of Ximea Quantity of mapples: 4 tons annually Storefront URL (if applicable): Not a storefront as such, but we pass up no opportunity to promote Regenschirm GmbH. Location of delivery: Port of Darwin, Ximea Additional comments: In order to market this product effectively within our borders, we have some basic questions about it.
Does it have a thin skin like an apple, or a thick hide like a mango?
Does it have a core with small seeds like an apple, or a solid pit like a mango?
Is the flesh crisp like an apple, or pulpy and citrusy like a mango?
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:48 pm
by West Guam
Grant Bell, the West Guamian Secretary of the economy, stares at his computer screen. He has now pressed the re-load button on his keyboard about 500 times waiting for somebody to respond to his thread.
Right before he is about to go to sleep he sees the "New Post" button light up in this magnificent orange-ish color. He sheds a tear of joy.
He reads the order form and realizes that he is dealing with quite the technologically advanced country. He figures that maybe one day he too could have a gas mask with which he could drink Scotch through.
Thank you for showing interest in West Guamian mapples. The fruit has the skin of an apple, and the pulpy and citrusy meat of a mango. Also, it contains one rather medium-sized seed in the middle, which is about half the size of a normal mango seed.
You have requested 4 tons of mapples which happens to be about 18144 actual fruits. The price of your order will be an annual payment of $72576 NS.
Your order will arrive in 2 days to this location: Port of Darwin, Ximea
We look forward to doing more business with your nation in the future, Grant Bell
P.S.: If you guys could hit me up with that mask I can drink my booze through, that would be amazing.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:31 pm
by West Guam
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 7:51 pm
by West Guam
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 6:30 pm
by Khantari
ORDER FORM Name of nation: Khantari on behalf of Littlefort Shoppe Ltd. Quantity of mapples: 5 metric ton per annum Storefront URL (if applicable): https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=169364 Location of delivery: Richmond Hill Harbor
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 6:38 pm
by Saxony-Brandenburg
ORDER FORM Name of nation: Saxony-Brandenburg Quantity of mapples: 120 Storefront URL (if applicable): None is provided Location of delivery: Dresden
A cooperation between two food RnD organizations and the Saxon government wishes to purchase these products to both test the fruit's safety and practical applications in a variety of products. Once concluded the study will be released to the public. Of course, such a motive is hidden in the order form, and it is officially ordered by the royal family's kitchen.
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:38 pm
by West Guam
Khantari wrote:ORDER FORM Name of nation: Khantari on behalf of Littlefort Shoppe Ltd. Quantity of mapples: 5 metric ton per annum Storefront URL (if applicable): https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=169364 Location of delivery: Richmond Hill Harbor
Dear the Government of Khantari,
Your order has been APPROVED! Due to your commitment to keeping supermarkets healthy and the food in them fresh. Therefore, we will be giving your nation a 5% discount on your order!!
Your mapples will be delievered to this location: Richmond Hill Harbor, Khantari. Your mapples will arrive within the next two business days and starting next year, 5 metric tons of apples will be delivered to the location above every May 1st (unless May 1st is either a Saturday or Sunday in which case the mapples will be delivered on the following Monday).
Your order's total will be a yearly, recurring payment of (in NSD): $86,184
West Guam Secretary of the Economy, Grant Bell
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:50 pm
by West Guam
Saxony-Brandenburg wrote:ORDER FORM Name of nation: Saxony-Brandenburg Quantity of mapples: 120 Storefront URL (if applicable): None is provided Location of delivery: Dresden
A cooperation between two food RnD organizations and the Saxon government wishes to purchase these products to both test the fruit's safety and practical applications in a variety of products. Once concluded the study will be released to the public. Of course, such a motive is hidden in the order form, and it is officially ordered by the royal family's kitchen.
Dear the Saxon Government,
Your order has been REJECTED.
This is because your intentions on what you will do while you conduct these tests is not clearly stated.
If you would like, I will send two West Guamian officials with the people that are testing our mapples, to spectate the testing. They will observe if any unnatural things occur when the mapples are experimented on. These mapples have already been tested and approved by our nation's top scientists and nutritionists and I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with these delicious fruits.
West Guamian Secretary of the Economy, Grant Bell
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 11:35 pm
by Nusalia
ORDER FORM Name of nation: Nusalia Quantity of mapples: 600 Storefront URL (if applicable): none
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 2:32 am
by Undarat
ORDER FORM Name of nation: Undarat Quantity of mapples: 50 Storefront URL (if applicable): N/A Location of delivery: 8 Embassy Street, Undarat City, New Osteshore, Undarat
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 2:47 am
by Pilipinas and Malaya
Question. Since you are a member of the Asian Trade Entente,will this and other member’s orders be given a discount?
Anyways,
ORDER FORM Name of nation:Pilipinas and Malaya Quantity of mapples: 25 tons of maples per 3 months Storefront URL (if applicable): None Location of delivery: Any of these ports are acceptable:
Singapore,Pilipinas and Malaya Ilo-ilo,Pilipinas and Malaya Cebu,Pilipinas and Malaya Hong Kong,Pilipinas and Malaya Kaohsiung,Pilipinas and Malaya Manila,Pilipinas and Malaya Davao,Pilipinas and Malaya
You may also divide the shipments between the ports as you like.
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 6:54 am
by West Guam
Pilipinas and Malaya wrote:Question. Since you are a member of the Asian Trade Entente,will this and other member’s orders be given a discount?
Dear the Government of Pilipinas and Malaya,
Your order has been ACCEPTED! Since you are a member of the Asian Trade Entente, you WILL receive a 10% discount on your order.
Your mapples will arrive at the port in Manila, Pilipinas and Malaya in 2 business days. Starting on August 1st, your orders will arrive every 3 months to the same port (unless May 1st is either a Saturday or Sunday in which case the mapples will be delivered on the following Monday).
Your total cost (trimonthly payment in NSD): $453,600
Good doing business with ya', Grant Bell
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 7:03 am
by West Guam
Nusalia wrote:ORDER FORM Name of nation: Nusalia Quantity of mapples: 600 Storefront URL (if applicable): none
Dear the Government of Nusalia,
Your order has been REJECTED. The reason is because there was no location provided in which we can deliver our mapples to.
Secretary of the Economy, Grant Bell
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 7:11 am
by West Guam
Undarat wrote:ORDER FORM Name of nation: Undarat Quantity of mapples: 50 Storefront URL (if applicable): N/A Location of delivery: 8 Embassy Street, Undarat City, New Osteshore, Undarat
Dear the Government of Undarat,
Your order has been APPROVED!
50 mapples will be sent to 8 Embassy Street, Undarat City, New Osteshore, Undarat within the next 2 business days.
Order total (in NSD): $200
Secretary of the Economy, Grant Bell
Re: West Guamian Mapples [OPEN]
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 10:16 pm
by Yohannes
ORDER FORM Name of nation: Yohannes Quantity of mapples: enough to fill one of our cargo ships Storefront URL (if applicable): — Location of delivery: Port of Royal Alexandria (capital city)