West Guamian Mapples [OPEN]

[West Guam]

West Guamian Mapples

West Guamian “mapples” are a delicious and juicy fruit. Recently discovered by the native farmers of West Guam, mapples have been introduced all around the country and have received amazing compliments from all types of people.

As you may be able to tell by the name, “mapples” are a mix between apples and mangoes.

They are quite juicy and give you quite the energy boost! One mapple contains 40 milligrams of caffeine, which is the equal amount of caffeine that is in 100 grams of coffee. Would your country like to purchase the most delicious fruit in the world?

At $4 NS dollars a pop, they are a great alternative to any type of artificial sports drink or even a cup of coffee!

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If you are interested in purchasing some West Guamian mapples, please respond to this topic and your order will be either approved or disapproved as soon as possible!

West Guamian Secretary of the Economy,
Grant Bell

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ORDER FORM
Name of nation:
Quantity of mapples:
Storefront URL (if applicable):
Location of delivery:


[Pan-Asiatic States]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: The Pan-Asiatic States
Quantity of mapples: 1,000,000
Storefront URL (if applicable): ---
Location of delivery: 11 Pollisco Avenue, Barangay 119, Tondo Prefecture, Neo-Manila City

To be used in the manufacturing of State-Industry Maple Fruits.

[West Guam]

Dear Pan-Asiatic States,
Thank you so much for your interest in West Guamian Mapples, the world's most delicious fruit. Your order has been APPROVED by the West Guamian Chamber of Commerce. Your order will be delivered to: 11 Pollisco Avenue, Barangay 119, Tondo Prefecture, Neo-Manila City.

Your order will arrive in tomorrow and because you are our first customer you will receive a 20% discount on your order!

Total Price: NS $3,200,000

West Guamian Secretary of the Economy,
Grant Bell

[West Guam]

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[Ximea]

The leader of the Scientific Technocracy of Ximea stared at his computer screen. One hand stroked his chin - or rather, the chin or his plague doctor mask, an integral component of the traditional finery of the leaders of Ximea. The other hand held a tumbler of Scotch whisky.

"Mapples."

"Yes," replied his assistant, Becchino.

The Doktor sipped his Scotch - for by his request, his mask was designed to allow this without being removed. "Part apple. Part mango. Part Red Bull."

"Somehow," Becchino agreed, "yes."

"What has science done?" the Doktor asked. "And why wasn't it done here?"

"The advertisement indicates that they are of natural origin."

"Instruct the Bio-Sciences Division to offer grants to make our own then. And make ours alcoholic too. Part apple, part mango, part Four Loko. I won't be one-upped by nature."

Becchino dutifully composed the directive on his tablet.

"And since it will take a while to develop our version," the Doktor said, "We may as well order a few of the original variety."

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: The Scientific Technocracy of Ximea
Quantity of mapples: 4 tons annually
Storefront URL (if applicable): Not a storefront as such, but we pass up no opportunity to promote Regenschirm GmbH.
Location of delivery: Port of Darwin, Ximea
Additional comments: In order to market this product effectively within our borders, we have some basic questions about it.

• Does it have a thin skin like an apple, or a thick hide like a mango?
• Does it have a core with small seeds like an apple, or a solid pit like a mango?
• Is the flesh crisp like an apple, or pulpy and citrusy like a mango?

[West Guam]

Grant Bell, the West Guamian Secretary of the economy, stares at his computer screen. He has now pressed the re-load button on his keyboard about 500 times waiting for somebody to respond to his thread.

Right before he is about to go to sleep he sees the "New Post" button light up in this magnificent orange-ish color. He sheds a tear of joy.

He reads the order form and realizes that he is dealing with quite the technologically advanced country. He figures that maybe one day he too could have a gas mask with which he could drink Scotch through.

Dear Leader of Scientific Technocracy of Ximea,

Your order has been APPROVED

Thank you for showing interest in West Guamian mapples. The fruit has the skin of an apple, and the pulpy and citrusy meat of a mango. Also, it contains one rather medium-sized seed in the middle, which is about half the size of a normal mango seed.

You have requested 4 tons of mapples which happens to be about 18144 actual fruits. The price of your order will be an annual payment of $72576 NS.

Your order will arrive in 2 days to this location: Port of Darwin, Ximea

We look forward to doing more business with your nation in the future,
Grant Bell

P.S.: If you guys could hit me up with that mask I can drink my booze through, that would be amazing.

[West Guam]

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[West Guam]

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[Khantari]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Khantari on behalf of Littlefort Shoppe Ltd.
Quantity of mapples: 5 metric ton per annum
Storefront URL (if applicable): https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=169364
Location of delivery: Richmond Hill Harbor

[Saxony-Brandenburg]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Saxony-Brandenburg
Quantity of mapples: 120
Storefront URL (if applicable): None is provided
Location of delivery: Dresden

A cooperation between two food RnD organizations and the Saxon government wishes to purchase these products to both test the fruit's safety and practical applications in a variety of products. Once concluded the study will be released to the public. Of course, such a motive is hidden in the order form, and it is officially ordered by the royal family's kitchen.

[West Guam]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Khantari on behalf of Littlefort Shoppe Ltd.
Quantity of mapples: 5 metric ton per annum
Storefront URL (if applicable): https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=169364
Location of delivery: Richmond Hill Harbor

Dear the Government of Khantari,

Your order has been APPROVED!
Due to your commitment to keeping supermarkets healthy and the food in them fresh. Therefore, we will be giving your nation a 5% discount on your order!!

Your mapples will be delievered to this location: Richmond Hill Harbor, Khantari. Your mapples will arrive within the next two business days and starting next year, 5 metric tons of apples will be delivered to the location above every May 1st (unless May 1st is either a Saturday or Sunday in which case the mapples will be delivered on the following Monday).

Your order's total will be a yearly, recurring payment of (in NSD): $86,184

West Guam Secretary of the Economy,
Grant Bell

[West Guam]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Saxony-Brandenburg
Quantity of mapples: 120
Storefront URL (if applicable): None is provided
Location of delivery: Dresden

A cooperation between two food RnD organizations and the Saxon government wishes to purchase these products to both test the fruit's safety and practical applications in a variety of products. Once concluded the study will be released to the public. Of course, such a motive is hidden in the order form, and it is officially ordered by the royal family's kitchen.

Dear the Saxon Government,

Your order has been REJECTED.

This is because your intentions on what you will do while you conduct these tests is not clearly stated.

If you would like, I will send two West Guamian officials with the people that are testing our mapples, to spectate the testing. They will observe if any unnatural things occur when the mapples are experimented on. These mapples have already been tested and approved by our nation's top scientists and nutritionists and I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with these delicious fruits.

West Guamian Secretary of the Economy,
Grant Bell

[Nusalia]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Nusalia
Quantity of mapples: 600
Storefront URL (if applicable): none

[Undarat]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Undarat
Quantity of mapples: 50
Storefront URL (if applicable): N/A
Location of delivery: 8 Embassy Street, Undarat City, New Osteshore, Undarat

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

Question. Since you are a member of the Asian Trade Entente,will this and other member’s orders be given a discount?

Anyways,

ORDER FORM
Name of nation:Pilipinas and Malaya
Quantity of mapples: 25 tons of maples per 3 months
Storefront URL (if applicable): None
Location of delivery:
Any of these ports are acceptable:

Singapore,Pilipinas and Malaya
Ilo-ilo,Pilipinas and Malaya
Cebu,Pilipinas and Malaya
Hong Kong,Pilipinas and Malaya
Kaohsiung,Pilipinas and Malaya
Manila,Pilipinas and Malaya
Davao,Pilipinas and Malaya

You may also divide the shipments between the ports as you like.

[West Guam]

Question. Since you are a member of the Asian Trade Entente,will this and other member’s orders be given a discount?

Dear the Government of Pilipinas and Malaya,

Your order has been ACCEPTED! Since you are a member of the Asian Trade Entente, you WILL receive a 10% discount on your order.

Your mapples will arrive at the port in Manila, Pilipinas and Malaya in 2 business days. Starting on August 1st, your orders will arrive every 3 months to the same port (unless May 1st is either a Saturday or Sunday in which case the mapples will be delivered on the following Monday).

Your total cost (trimonthly payment in NSD): $453,600

Good doing business with ya',
Grant Bell

[West Guam]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Nusalia
Quantity of mapples: 600
Storefront URL (if applicable): none

Dear the Government of Nusalia,

Your order has been REJECTED. The reason is because there was no location provided in which we can deliver our mapples to.

Secretary of the Economy,
Grant Bell

[West Guam]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Undarat
Quantity of mapples: 50
Storefront URL (if applicable): N/A
Location of delivery: 8 Embassy Street, Undarat City, New Osteshore, Undarat

Dear the Government of Undarat,

Your order has been APPROVED!

50 mapples will be sent to 8 Embassy Street, Undarat City, New Osteshore, Undarat within the next 2 business days.

Order total (in NSD): $200

Secretary of the Economy,
Grant Bell

[Yohannes]

ORDER FORM
Name of nation: Yohannes
Quantity of mapples: enough to fill one of our cargo ships
Storefront URL (if applicable): —
Location of delivery: Port of Royal Alexandria (capital city)