Babies for Sale

[Al-Hind Indus]

Such kind of inhumane attitudes, should not be allowed.

[Hammer Britannia]

I wouldn't recommend that...

Too bad we have warp bs ecks dee

Too bad, we have jeebus and anti-anti-bullshit weapons And the infamous cannon

ecks dee

[Main Nation Ministry]

BATTLEFLEET RETALIATION CONDEMNS THIS HERETICAL TRADE. ALL NATIONS INVOLVED ARE NOW EXCOMMUNICATUS TRAITORIS, AND THEIR HOMEWORLDS WILL BE SUBJECT TO EXTERMINATUS.

Main Nation Ministry wouldn't recommend it, also.
Do you realize how many "artifacts" you destroy in our possession via violence? That's heresy to declare war on us, while we hadn't even finish our nuclear weaponry research!

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

Too bad we have warp bs ecks dee

Too bad, we have jeebus and anti-anti-bullshit weapons

ecks dee

Lmao we have Gun Jesus and anti anti anti bullshit weapons

[VoVoDoCo]

Such kind of inhumane attitudes, should not be allowed.

Neither should the mercy-buying of our so called "benevolent" buyers. They're supporting this industry.

[Hammer Britannia]

Too bad, we have jeebus and anti-anti-bullshit weapons

ecks dee

Lmao we have Gun Jesus and anti anti anti bullshit weapons

*Cough* read it

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

Lmao we have Gun Jesus and anti anti anti bullshit weapons

*Cough* read it

EAT IT
Also kek roblox

[Al-Hind Indus]

Lmao we have Gun Jesus and anti anti anti bullshit weapons

*Cough* read it

We ask for this topic to be shut!

[Hammer Britannia]

*Cough* read it

We ask for this topic to be shut!

no

*Cough* read it

EAT IT

Relevent

[Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-]

Nation's Name: Non-Applicable
How many babies?: "AN ARMY'S WORTH OF BABIES! (BABIES, Babies, Hotdog, Babies!)"
"Huh. Did you all just hear that, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me? I think my second to last echo is broken." -Doof
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: N/A
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: "Hey, look down there in my signature, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me! Look at the quote, see?
My second to last echo is broken! I should really get that checked." -Doof

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Non-Applicable
How many babies?: "AN ARMY'S WORTH OF BABIES! (BABIES, Babies, Hotdog, Babies!)"
"Huh. Did you all just hear that, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me? I think my second to last echo is broken." -Doof
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: N/A
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: "Hey, look down there in my signature, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me! Look at the quote, see?
My second to last echo is broken! I should really get that checked." -Doof

This, this is a man I like...

Accepted, expect at least 500K babies next week due to the uniforms

[Greater Fatherland]

In name of the Empire, You are degenerate nation that shall be extermination in name of God and Sanction on trade. Go kill yourself.

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

Nation's Name: Non-Applicable
How many babies?: "AN ARMY'S WORTH OF BABIES! (BABIES, Babies, Hotdog, Babies!)"
"Huh. Did you all just hear that, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me? I think my second to last echo is broken." -Doof
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: N/A
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: "Hey, look down there in my signature, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me! Look at the quote, see?
My second to last echo is broken! I should really get that checked." -Doof

*A Judgement-Class battleship warded against -inators pops up next to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc*
"You really sure about this?"
-Admiral Harker, 24th Subfleet

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Non-Applicable
How many babies?: "AN ARMY'S WORTH OF BABIES! (BABIES, Babies, Hotdog, Babies!)"
"Huh. Did you all just hear that, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me? I think my second to last echo is broken." -Doof
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: N/A
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: "Hey, look down there in my signature, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me! Look at the quote, see?
My second to last echo is broken! I should really get that checked." -Doof

*A Judgement-Class battleship warded against -inators pops up next to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc*
"You really sure about this?"
-Admiral Harker, 24th Subfleet

*Doofenshmirtz 24th subfleet remains*

[Arkeyana]

*FTL snares are activated throughout the multiverse, they are folded areas of space that forcibly cancel all known forms of FTL, often causing severe structural damage to the vehicle or entity involved.

[Hammer Britannia]

*FTL snares are activated throughout the multiverse, they are folded areas of space that forcibly cancel all known forms of FTL, often causing severe structural damage to the vehicle or entity involved.

*Blows up homeworld lmao XD*

[Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-]

Nation's Name: Non-Applicable
How many babies?: "AN ARMY'S WORTH OF BABIES! (BABIES, Babies, Hotdog, Babies!)"
"Huh. Did you all just hear that, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me? I think my second to last echo is broken." -Doof
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: N/A
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: "Hey, look down there in my signature, various do-gooder nations about to condemn me! Look at the quote, see?
My second to last echo is broken! I should really get that checked." -Doof

*A Judgement-Class battleship warded against -inators pops up next to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc*
"You really sure about this?"
-Admiral Harker, 24th Subfleet

"Okay, okay, how did you even manage to fit this on a city street thats only like, 50 yards across? Also, I figured out how they shipped that moat, but how can you even ward something against inators? It's not like they're uniform. Further, your ship isn't wearing a tiny fedora, so I don't see how it can stop me." -Doof

[Ameriquae]

MeLock. Such inhumane hebavior shall not be tolerated.


- Ki-nexttoukraine

[The Akaran Islands]

Nation's Name: The Akaran Social Republic
How many babies?: 50
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Black (preferably West African) and male
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We request to pay in cash and have this deal be off of all records

[Hammer Britannia]

OOC: Why do you people seem to forget the fact that I am Hammer Britannia? You know me, I will find every little godmodding exploit to murder you

Nation's Name: The Akaran Social Republic
How many babies?: 50
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Black (preferably West African) and male
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We request to pay in cash and have this deal be off of all records

IC: Accepted

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

*A Judgement-Class battleship warded against -inators pops up next to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc*
"You really sure about this?"
-Admiral Harker, 24th Subfleet

"Okay, okay, how did you even manage to fit this on a city street thats only like, 50 yards across? Also, I figured out how they shipped that moat, but how can you even ward something against inators? It's not like they're uniform. Further, your ship isn't wearing a tiny fedora, so I don't see how it can stop me." -Doof

*Looks at ruins of tri-state area, and then at cannons with nukes in them, then at space battleship the size of NYC*
"Fuck if I know-and look, it's Agent Perry."
-Admiral Harker, 24th Subfleet, watching as Agent P pops up.

[VoVoDoCo]

"Okay, okay, how did you even manage to fit this on a city street thats only like, 50 yards across? Also, I figured out how they shipped that moat, but how can you even ward something against inators? It's not like they're uniform. Further, your ship isn't wearing a tiny fedora, so I don't see how it can stop me." -Doof

*Looks at ruins of tri-state area, and then at cannons with nukes in them, then at space battleship the size of NYC*
"Fuck if I know-and look, it's Agent Perry."
-Admiral Harker, 24th Subfleet, watching as Agent P pops up.

Agent P is about to wreck your ass. Phineas and Ferb was in that tri-state area.

P now stands for Pissed.

[Teutonican Empire]

Nation's Name: Teutonican Empire
How many babies?: 10,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Divided equally amongst each race. 30% males, 70% females. Ethnicity doesn't matter
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: As humans are endangered in our world, we wish to secure a brighter future for these people. These humans will be given an autonomous community and exploratory jobs in the Empire, and will be used to advertise the Foreign Legion.

[Arkeyana]

*FTL snares are activated throughout the multiverse, they are folded areas of space that forcibly cancel all known forms of FTL, often causing severe structural damage to the vehicle or entity involved.

*Blows up homeworld lmao XD*

*When your capital isn't on your homeworld and can be safely tucked away in QT until its safe, not to mention that there are thousands of homeworlds out there and there will always be a timeline in which the federation survives*

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Teutonican Empire
How many babies?: 10,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Divided equally amongst each race. 30% males, 70% females. Ethnicity doesn't matter
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: As humans are endangered in our world, we wish to secure a brighter future for these people. These humans will be given an autonomous community and exploratory jobs in the Empire, and will be used to advertise the Foreign Legion.

Accepted