Babies for Sale

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: North Prarie
How many babies?: 5000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will be putting them up for adoption, and/or give them to families who cannot have children for some reason.

Also, we're condemning the practice of human trafficking here.

Accepted

[Zhan Dembian]

Why not? We aren't triangles.
I will even lower my baby count to 70

I was kidding, your original offer is accepted.

Sweet

[Stanier]

Nation's Name: El Reino Soberano de España (The Sovereign Kingdom of Spain, obviously Stanier isn't buying babies, the birth rate is high enough)
How many babies?: 6,500,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: We want them Hispanic tío, and they have to be women jo'er, so those sudacas can't hurt them without staining their consciousness.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We want them to be shipped as quickly as possible, at a onda vital speed.

*Apologies to every spanish guy 'round there, disculpame pana, pero así es el estereotipo.

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: El Reino Soberano de España (The Sovereign Kingdom of Spain, obviously Stanier isn't buying babies, the birth rate is high enough)
How many babies?: 6,500,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: We want them Hispanic tío, and they have to be women jo'er, so those sudacas can't hurt them without staining their consciousness.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We want them to be shipped as quickly as possible, at a onda vital speed.

*Apologies to every spanish guy 'round there, disculpame pana, pero así es el estereotipo.

Aceptado

[Goverwal]

Name: Goverwal
Number: 100,000,000
Ethnicity: Auphelian
Comments: We are what you feared most

[Hammer Britannia]

Name: Goverwal
Number: 100,000,000
Ethnicity: Auphelian
Comments: We are what you feared most

Uh, no we don't fear you?

Anyways, accepted.

[Nunavutialand]

Our Republic that stretches across the Nine Star Systems, the pride of Nunavutialand, formally condemns Hammer Britannia.
We do not need trade with you any longer and will not support such a nation that commits crimes like this.
All trade is shut down.

[The South Falls]

By the way, all, a human trafficking company that isn't monitored by the government did the selling in The South Falls. Don't go condemning crazy, when companies are going undercover and doing this.

[Hammer Britannia]

By the way, all, a human trafficking company that isn't monitored by the government did the selling in The South Falls. Don't go condemning crazy, when companies are going undercover and doing this.

They're still going to your nation though, lol. Have fun taking care of 3 million babies

Our Republic that stretches across the Nine Star Systems, the pride of Nunavutialand, formally condemns Hammer Britannia.
We do not need trade with you any longer and will not support such a nation that commits crimes like this.
All trade is shut down.

[Haustreland]

That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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These living or dead?

[Hammer Britannia]

That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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These living or dead?

Living of course

[Haustreland]

These living or dead?

Living of course

They might be easier to ship dead. Is this an option?

[Hammer Britannia]

Living of course

They might be easier to ship dead. Is this an option?

Yes.

It's just some people want living babies for their needs and wants.

[Main Nation Ministry]

They might be easier to ship dead. Is this an option?

Yes.

It's just some people want living babies for their needs and wants.

Speaking of babies, has our order arrived yet? You're supposed to drop out our order at Checkpoint 13, not Checkpoint 1.

[Haustreland]

They might be easier to ship dead. Is this an option?

Yes.

It's just some people want living babies for their needs and wants.

Price is cheaper to make up for shipping?

[The Unified Federation of North America]

That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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Nation's Name: The Unified Federation of North America (Unofficial Name: North American Federation)
How many babies?: 500,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Half Male/Half Female; ALL WHITE ->Of Anglo-Saxon/Germanic or French descent (Irish/Scots/Welsh/Spanish/Northern-Italians/Swiss-Franks/Dutch/Flemnish/Wallonians - are less desirable, but acceptable.)
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: The calculated total price of our order will be $250,000,000.

[Sakaryata]

The Cabinet of Sakaryata has put indefinite sanctions on Hammer Britannia for trade of all goods and services for flagrant violation of Human Rights.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

We once more require your aid. A recent birth rate drop in Papua New Guinea is proving problematic. The BPC estimates a total vaporization by 2070. We need Asian women to repopulate severely underpopulated rural locations.

Nation's Name: People's Republic of Pan-Asiatic States
How many babies?: 110
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Asian Females
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: ---

[Hammer Britannia]

That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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Nation's Name: The Unified Federation of North America (Unofficial Name: North American Federation)
How many babies?: 500,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Half Male/Half Female; ALL WHITE ->Of Anglo-Saxon/Germanic or French descent (Irish/Scots/Welsh/Spanish/Northern-Italians/Swiss-Franks/Dutch/Flemnish/Wallonians - are less desirable, but acceptable.)
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: The calculated total price of our order will be $250,000,000.

Accepted, Anglo-Saxons and Germans are on their way.

We once more require your aid. A recent birth rate drop in Papua New Guinea is proving problematic. The BPC estimates a total vaporization by 2070. We need Asian women to repopulate severely underpopulated rural locations.

Nation's Name: People's Republic of Pan-Asiatic States
How many babies?: 110
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Asian Females
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: ---

Accepted.

[Fardhin]

Nation's Name: Fardhin
How many babies?: 1000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Proportionate amount of each ethnicity & race, half of which will be male, the other half female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: I will be cloning them and replacing their nervous systems with cybernetic spines so they can be remote-controlled as an army of cyborg drones with no free will. Will that be fine? We will take good care of them and not harm them at all.

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Fardhin
How many babies?: 1000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Proportionate amount of each ethnicity & race, half of which will be male, the other half female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: I will be cloning them and replacing their nervous systems with cybernetic spines so they can be remote-controlled as an army of cyborg drones with no free will. Will that be fine? We will take good care of them and not harm them at all.

Accepted

[Zhan Dembian]

My shIPmeNt Of bABiEs haS ARivEd. ThAnk yOu. NoW wE SHaLl fREe HiM.

[Hammer Britannia]

My shIPmeNt Of bABiEs haS ARivEd. ThAnk yOu. NoW wE SHaLl fREe HiM.

[Goverwal]

Name: Goverwal
Number: 100,000,000
Ethnicity: Auphelian
Comments: We are what you feared most

Uh, no we don't fear you?

Anyways, accepted.

I meant Auphelia who wanted to protect the babies.

[New Yalen]

We'd like our request to be reconsidered, we shall teach our new baby workforce to love Swadia