Babies for Sale

by **Slithen** » Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:27 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Slithen wrote:
Thank you! When is delivery and when do we pay? How much extra is needed?

500k

expect them tomorrow.

All the funds are being wired to you as we speak.

Excellent news! Modification can begin by the end of the week, then.

by **Hatterleigh** » Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:38 am

Epic prank bro
-Hatterleigh trade commission

free-market · by **VoVoDoCo** » Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:55 pm

Nepenisea wrote:Nation's Name: Nepenisea
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Nope
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:
Besides the welfare of these babies? Nope.

People, just buy this guy out. I'm letting a million babies get adopted.

No, you need to not support the industry.

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:26 am

Vovodoco wrote:
Nepenisea wrote:Nation's Name: Nepenisea
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Nope
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:
Besides the welfare of these babies? Nope.

People, just buy this guy out. I'm letting a million babies get adopted.

No, you need to not support the industry.

No, please do

I need the money

by **Vietmihn** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:16 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Vovodoco wrote:No, you need to not support the industry.

No, please do

I need the money

Awwww thats cute..

by **The United Artherian Federation** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:05 am

Vietmihn wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:No, please do

I need the money

Awwww thats cute..

His profile does say he's broke.

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:19 am

The United Artherian Federation wrote:
Vietmihn wrote:Awwww thats cute..

His profile does say he's broke.

OOC: That's me IRL. 30K a year in Houston is not a lot.

by **Westfacto** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:40 am

"I heard some talk of smurfs... there doesn't happen to be a chance that there are some smurfs for sale?" whispers Harek Asbjorn with a blue glint in his eye.

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:10 am

Chill beats LLC wrote:Nation's Name: Non-Applicable
How many babies?: 1
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Smurf
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: "We wanna see if you got smurfs lol." -DJ Doug, station manager

We gotch yo smurf. Expect... them... tomorrow with a 10% discount

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:42 am

Nation's Name: The People's Republic of Pan-Asiatic States
How many babies?: 100
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Asian
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: None.

We would like to purchase infants to include their gene pool into our Eugenics program. Discrepancy is appreciated.

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:44 am

Pan-Asiatic States wrote:Nation's Name: The People's Republic of Pan-Asiatic States
How many babies?: 100
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Asian
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: None.

We would like to purchase infants to include their gene pool into our Eugenics program. Discrepancy is appreciated.

Alright, 100 Asians for your program. Accepted, expect them 2 days from now

by **New Yalen** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:16 am

Nation's Name: New Yalen
How many babies?: 300k
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Caucasian, Indian, or African, no others.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Need them for workforce

/not canon/

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:17 am

New Yalen wrote:Nation's Name: New Yalen
How many babies?: 300k
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Caucasian, Indian, or African, no others.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Need them for workforce

/not canon/

Sorry, but we prefer Swadians

Denied

by **Zhan Dembian** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:22 am

Nation's Name: Zhan Dembian
How many babies?: Every baby you've got
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: none
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: In order to ship, feed babies to the Bermuda Triangle

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:23 am

Zhan Dembian wrote:Nation's Name: Zhan Dembian
How many babies?: Every baby you've got
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: none
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: In order to ship, feed babies to the Bermuda Triangle

Denied

We don't make trade deals with triangles.

by **New Yalen** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:24 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
New Yalen wrote:Nation's Name: New Yalen
How many babies?: 300k
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Caucasian, Indian, or African, no others.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Need them for workforce

/not canon/

Sorry, but we prefer Swadians

Denied

Recreational McNuke Inbound

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:25 am

New Yalen wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:Sorry, but we prefer Swadians

Denied

Recreational McNuke Inbound

Thanks, we needed one

Also, don't think about waring us. We will destroy your planet.

by **Westfacto** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:28 am

Nation's Name: Westfacto
How many babies?: 2
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Smurfs
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: N/A

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:29 am

Westfacto wrote:Nation's Name: Westfacto
How many babies?: 2
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Smurfs
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: N/A

OK, Accepted

by **Zhan Dembian** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:30 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Zhan Dembian wrote:Nation's Name: Zhan Dembian
How many babies?: Every baby you've got
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: none
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: In order to ship, feed babies to the Bermuda Triangle

Denied

We don't make trade deals with triangles.

Here, how about this? I send someone to YOUR country to pick up the babies

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:31 am

Zhan Dembian wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:Denied

We don't make trade deals with triangles.

Here, how about this? I send someone to YOUR country to pick up the babies

No

by **The South Falls** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:34 am

WARNING: THIS IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT, THIS IS A COVERT COMPANY THAT THE SOUTH FALLSIAN GOVERNMENT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT
Nation's Name (Company): Dacofoc Arms Industry
How many babies?: 3,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All of them
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: N/A

by **Zhan Dembian** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:34 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Zhan Dembian wrote:Here, how about this? I send someone to YOUR country to pick up the babies

No

Why not? We aren't triangles.
I will even lower my baby count to 70

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:35 am

The South Falls wrote:WARNING: THIS IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT, THIS IS A COVERT COMPANY THAT THE SOUTH FALLSIAN GOVERNMENT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT
Nation's Name (Company): Dacofoc Arms Industry
How many babies?: 3,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All of them
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: N/A

Accepted

Zhan Dembian wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:No

Why not? We aren't triangles.
I will even lower my baby count to 70

I was kidding, your original offer is accepted.

by **North Prarie** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:36 am

Nation's Name: North Prarie
How many babies?: 5000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will be putting them up for adoption, and/or give them to families who cannot have children for some reason.

Also, we're condemning the practice of human trafficking here.

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