NationStates

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:26 pm**

"Selling babies is hilarious, dudes. War isn't the answer. Completely un-chill. If it were the answer, I'd just like, wake up my boy Azathoth." -DJ Doug, station manager

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:28 pm**

Teutonican Empire wrote:
Siberai wrote:-snip-

"Oh, you racist, drunken idiot, I am home. Go back to Andromeda, actually, so YOU go back home. How pathetic that a leader wastes himself with alcohol publicly..."
- Lune III

"There's a reason I'm like this..it's because I'm insecure as hell. I'm actually quite enjoying ya, you teuton beut...ah...did...I say zhat out loud?..."
- Still Drunk Miroslav

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:29 pm**

OOC: screw this leaving before mods come

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:29 pm**

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
Teutonican Empire wrote:
"Ooh, the intraplanetary island nation is trying to scare us."
- Lune III

“YOU FUCKIN’ WOT, MATE? IMMA SHOVE YOUR HENTAI-ASS TENTACLES INTO YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH AND IT’LL STAY LIKE THAT FOR A WEEK!“ -Governor Shang

"You humans and your racial slurs. Are you drunk too?"
- Lune III

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:30 pm**

Vovodoco wrote:This thread is a comedy, a dark social experiment, and a lesson in economics all wrapped in one.

Sums everything up.

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:31 pm**

Ok, that's it. Buy something or scram. ALL OF 'YE. EITHER BUY SOMETHING OR GTFO

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:32 pm**

Hammer Britannia wrote:Ok, that's it. Buy something or scram. ALL OF 'YE. EITHER BUY SOMETHING OR GTFO

"Where are my Smurfs at, dude?" -DJ Doug, station manager

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:33 pm**

Battlefleet Retaliation wrote:OOC: screw this leaving before mods come

Same, seeya.

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:34 pm**

Nation's Name: Siberai
How many babies?: 1
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Give me a girl.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: make it squick.

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:36 pm**

Siberai wrote:Nation's Name: Siberai
How many babies?: 1
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Give me a girl.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: make it squick.

Accepted, but with mild concern

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:36 pm**

*lune slides out tf of here*

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:41 am**

Nation's Name: Nepenisea
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Nope
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:
Besides the welfare of these babies? Nope.

People, just buy this guy out. I'm letting a million babies get adopted.

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:47 am**

Nepenisea wrote:Nation's Name: Nepenisea
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Nope
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:
Besides the welfare of these babies? Nope.

People, just buy this guy out. I'm letting a million babies get adopted.

I do have a supplier you know... it's in vain

Accepted anyways.

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:42 am**

Nation's Name: Artheria
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Equal male and female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: None with mental retardation or physical disabilities.
(OOC: I sure as hell shouldn't be getting condemned for this, were putting them up for adoption.)

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:43 am**

Nation's Name: Slithen.
How many babies?: 1000.
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Mixed Ethnicity/Race; 100% Female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Use the tech and/or whatever other powers you have at your disposal to test the genetic value of your babies and give me the finest 1000 female ones you have; "genetic value" refers to selecting babies that will be healthy and strong from top to bottom while having excellent peak features - basically, each baby should be the equivalent of the "jackpot of the genetic lottery".

We'll obviously pay extra for your effort.

Thank you!

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:44 am**

Hammer Britannia wrote:That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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Abomination, soon all of this atrocity will be no more

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:55 am**

The United Artherian Federation wrote:Nation's Name: Artheria
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Equal male and female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: None with mental retardation or physical disabilities.
(OOC: I sure as hell shouldn't be getting condemned for this, were putting them up for adoption.)

Slithen wrote:Nation's Name: Slithen.
How many babies?: 1000.
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Mixed Ethnicity/Race; 100% Female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Use the tech and/or whatever other powers you have at your disposal to test the genetic value of your babies and give me the finest 1000 female ones you have; "genetic value" refers to selecting babies that will be healthy and strong from top to bottom while having excellent peak features - basically, each baby should be the equivalent of the "jackpot of the genetic lottery".

We'll obviously pay extra for your effort.

Thank you!

Accepted

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:57 am**

Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:03 am**

Socialist Federal Slavia wrote:Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.

no u

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:41 am**

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Argentinstan wrote:Nation's Name: Argentinstan
How many babies?: As many as permitted
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will be putting these babies up for adoption and condemn this practice of human trafficking

Accepted, That will total to 750,000,000 bucks expect them tomorrow

Hiram Land wrote:Nation's Name: Hiram Land
How many babies?: All of them
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will put these babies up for adoption, and condemn your nation for human trafficking.

As in current stock, OK, that will be 6000 Bucks, please.

6000 bucks delivered.

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:43 am**

What will happen to the babies if they do not get bought?

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:46 am**

Mzeusia wrote:What will happen to the babies if they do not get bought?

They will be bought, one way or another.

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:42 am**

I accept that some of the back and forth in this thread has been banter, but we seem to have overstepped a line on this page.

Socialist Federal Slavia wrote:Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.

Socialist Federal Slavia *** warned for flaming. ***

I see no reason why you'd come into an RP thread to post solely for the purpose of insulting the OP.

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Socialist Federal Slavia wrote:Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.

no u

Hammer Britannia, informal strong slap on the wrist; someone with your warning record shouldn't be replying to this type of post. Ignore it rather than reacting with posts that might be seen as a retaliatory attack on the person attacking you.

I won't be locking the thread; the topic is valid RP.

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:47 am**

Hammer Britannia wrote:Accepted

Thank you! When is delivery and when do we pay? How much extra is needed?

Posted: **Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:48 am**

Slithen wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:Accepted

Thank you! When is delivery and when do we pay? How much extra is needed?

500k

expect them tomorrow.

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