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by Chill beats LLC » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:26 pm
Quotes| The Vibe:Cult of the Vibe dismembers 10, kills 3 more! High Priest Cromwell says "Sometimes, the people need to lend us a hand." | DJ Doug to publicly execute US presidents Bush, Clinton, Obama, in the Port of Rhodes! | NS Nation "Amyllia", founded 2011, is erased from reality, sacrificed by the Cult of the Vibe, all memory of this beloved F7er gone from the multiverse!| RPs
by Siberai » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:28 pm
by Battlefleet Retaliation » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:29 pm
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:29 pm
by Main Nation Ministry » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:30 pm
Vovodoco wrote:This thread is a comedy, a dark social experiment, and a lesson in economics all wrapped in one.
by Hammer Britannia » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:31 pm
by Chill beats LLC » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:32 pm
Hammer Britannia wrote:Ok, that's it. Buy something or scram. ALL OF 'YE. EITHER BUY SOMETHING OR GTFO
Quotes| The Vibe:Cult of the Vibe dismembers 10, kills 3 more! High Priest Cromwell says "Sometimes, the people need to lend us a hand." | DJ Doug to publicly execute US presidents Bush, Clinton, Obama, in the Port of Rhodes! | NS Nation "Amyllia", founded 2011, is erased from reality, sacrificed by the Cult of the Vibe, all memory of this beloved F7er gone from the multiverse!| RPs
by Siberai » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:34 pm
by Hammer Britannia » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:36 pm
Siberai wrote:Nation's Name: Siberai
How many babies?: 1
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Give me a girl.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: make it squick.
by Nepenisea » Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:41 am
by Hammer Britannia » Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:47 am
Nepenisea wrote:Nation's Name: Nepenisea
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Nope
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:
Besides the welfare of these babies? Nope.
People, just buy this guy out. I'm letting a million babies get adopted.
by The United Artherian Federation » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:42 am
by Slithen » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:43 am
by Gospel Power » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:44 am
Hammer Britannia wrote:That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!
Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!
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by Hammer Britannia » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:55 am
The United Artherian Federation wrote:Nation's Name: Artheria
How many babies?: 1,000,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Equal male and female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: None with mental retardation or physical disabilities.
(OOC: I sure as hell shouldn't be getting condemned for this, were putting them up for adoption.)
Slithen wrote:Nation's Name: Slithen.
How many babies?: 1000.
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Mixed Ethnicity/Race; 100% Female.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Use the tech and/or whatever other powers you have at your disposal to test the genetic value of your babies and give me the finest 1000 female ones you have; "genetic value" refers to selecting babies that will be healthy and strong from top to bottom while having excellent peak features - basically, each baby should be the equivalent of the "jackpot of the genetic lottery".
We'll obviously pay extra for your effort.
Thank you!
by Socialist Federal Slavia » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:57 am
by Hammer Britannia » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:03 am
Socialist Federal Slavia wrote:Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.
by Hiram Land » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:41 am
Hammer Britannia wrote:Argentinstan wrote:Nation's Name: Argentinstan
How many babies?: As many as permitted
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will be putting these babies up for adoption and condemn this practice of human trafficking
Accepted, That will total to 750,000,000 bucks expect them tomorrowHiram Land wrote:Nation's Name: Hiram Land
How many babies?: All of them
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will put these babies up for adoption, and condemn your nation for human trafficking.
As in current stock, OK, that will be 6000 Bucks, please.
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by Mzeusia » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:43 am
by Hammer Britannia » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:46 am
Mzeusia wrote:What will happen to the babies if they do not get bought?
by The Archregimancy » Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:42 am
Socialist Federal Slavia wrote:Oh for a second there I though this was some horrible news report, thank God, it's just some random idiot on NS.
by Hammer Britannia » Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:48 am
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