Babies for Sale

[Hammer Britannia]

*Blows up homeworld lmao XD*

*When your capital isn't on your homeworld and can be safely tucked away in QT until its safe, not to mention that there are thousands of homeworlds out there and there will always be a timeline in which the federation survives*

*Blows up everything you own lmao xd*

(OOC: Don't worry, I am not taking this little RP as ICly, because realistically if it were everybody here would be dead)

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

*FTL snares are activated throughout the multiverse, they are folded areas of space that forcibly cancel all known forms of FTL, often causing severe structural damage to the vehicle or entity involved.

*Blows up homeworld lmao XD*

*Detonates warp drives, resetting timeline so that Tri-state area is intact, if in a temporary nighttime, and Hammer Britannia abruptly forgets how to do the math nessecary to go into space*

[VoVoDoCo]

Nation's Name: Teutonican Empire
How many babies?: 10,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Divided equally amongst each race. 30% males, 70% females. Ethnicity doesn't matter
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: As humans are endangered in our world, we wish to secure a brighter future for these people. These humans will be given an autonomous community and exploratory jobs in the Empire, and will be used to advertise the Foreign Legion.

^Of all the do gooders buying babies to save them, this is easily the most justified.

[Venkara]

Nation's Name: The Venkaran Empire
How many Babies?: 50,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Lets just say that the military will be using these little rugrats for special purposes.

[Hammer Britannia]

*Blows up homeworld lmao XD*

*Detonates warp drives, resetting timeline so that Tri-state area is intact, if in a temporary nighttime, and Hammer Britannia abruptly forgets how to do the math nessecary to go into space*

*lol no, miss me with that gay shit*

Nation's Name: The Venkaran Empire
How many Babies?: 50,000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Lets just say that the military will be using these little rugrats for special purposes.

Don't know, don't care. Accepted

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

*Detonates warp drives, resetting timeline so that Tri-state area is intact, if in a temporary nighttime, and Hammer Britannia abruptly forgets how to do the math nessecary to go into space*

*lol no, miss me with that gay shit*

*Oh wait it hit lmao*

[Hammer Britannia]

*lol no, miss me with that gay shit*

*Oh wait it hit lmao*

*lol no*

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

*Oh wait it hit lmao*

*lol no*

Yes

[Hammer Britannia]

*lol no*

Yes

no

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

Yes

no

Ur mom gay

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

*Shang drives up in a Rolls-Royce limo, escorted by two Hellhound APCs, then steps out holding a megaphone*

“Y’ALL MUMS GAY, EXCEPT FOR SENATOR REK OF ARKEYANA AND INQUISITOR QUILLJOY OF BATTLEFLEET RETALIATION. HAMMER BRITANNIA, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND END THIS BARBARIC, IDIOTIC ‘TRADE’ BEFORE I UNLEASH MY OWN WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION - I CALL THIS FIRST NUCLEAR WARHEAD ‘THREADLOCK.’”



Note: I was joking, I’m not calling in mods because this is hilarious, but tomorrow we all need to revamp this thread to be more official.

[Hammer Britannia]

no

Ur mom gay

no u

(inb4 mods come and purge us for this cancer RP, blame Battlefleet Retaliation

[Siberai]

Time to empty the treasury.


no u

[Hammer Britannia]

Note: I was joking, I’m not calling in mods because this is hilarious, but tomorrow we all need to revamp this thread to be more official.

(This is the official thread. I am just playing along with the plebians puny idea that they somehow can win a war against me)

[Teutonican Empire]

*Shang drives up in a Rolls-Royce limo, escorted by two Hellhound APCs, then steps out holding a megaphone*

“Y’ALL MUMS GAY, EXCEPT FOR SENATOR REK OF ARKEYANA AND INQUISITOR QUILLJOY OF BATTLEFLEET RETALIATION. HAMMER BRITANNIA, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND END THIS BARBARIC, IDIOTIC ‘TRADE’ BEFORE I UNLEASH MY OWN WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION - I CALL THIS FIRST NUCLEAR WARHEAD ‘THREADLOCK.’”



Note: I was joking, I’m not calling in mods because this is hilarious, but tomorrow we all need to revamp this thread to be more official.

"Ooh, the intraplanetary island nation is trying to scare us."
- Lune III

[Arkeyana]

Time to empty the treasury.

Think, miroslav, would your mother do this?

*a gunshot is heard in the background*

DAMMIT SIM

*Laughter*

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ur mom gay

no u

(inb4 mods come and purge us for this cancer RP, blame Battlefleet Retaliation

Take this fight to International Incidents. Main Nation Ministry ain't getting involved with this, we didn't even plan on killing any babies, so..

[Siberai]

*Shang drives up in a Rolls-Royce limo, escorted by two Hellhound APCs, then steps out holding a megaphone*

“Y’ALL MUMS GAY, EXCEPT FOR SENATOR REK OF ARKEYANA AND INQUISITOR QUILLJOY OF BATTLEFLEET RETALIATION. HAMMER BRITANNIA, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND END THIS BARBARIC, IDIOTIC ‘TRADE’ BEFORE I UNLEASH MY OWN WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION - I CALL THIS FIRST NUCLEAR WARHEAD ‘THREADLOCK.’”



Note: I was joking, I’m not calling in mods because this is hilarious, but tomorrow we all need to revamp this thread to be more official.

"Ooh, the intraplanetary island nation is trying to scare us."
- Lune III

"Hey look, it's Calamari Mary! GO BACK TO YOUR HOME, SQUIDGIRL."
- A Drunk Miroslav

[Arkeyana]

*When your capital isn't on your homeworld and can be safely tucked away in QT until its safe, not to mention that there are thousands of homeworlds out there and there will always be a timeline in which the federation survives*

*Blows up everything you own lmao xd*

(OOC: Don't worry, I am not taking this little RP as ICly, because realistically if it were everybody here would be dead)

No, you don't understand, there's always a timeline that survives, I've seen it happen again...and again... and again. it'd be a waste of resources, chasing down each new timeline that forms. We always come back, and even though only I percieve this, it is my immortal duty to preserve the illusion of normalcy.

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

Ur mom gay

no u

(inb4 mods come and purge us for this cancer RP, blame Battlefleet Retaliation

Yes, yes, always blame me.

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

*Shang drives up in a Rolls-Royce limo, escorted by two Hellhound APCs, then steps out holding a megaphone*

“Y’ALL MUMS GAY, EXCEPT FOR SENATOR REK OF ARKEYANA AND INQUISITOR QUILLJOY OF BATTLEFLEET RETALIATION. HAMMER BRITANNIA, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND END THIS BARBARIC, IDIOTIC ‘TRADE’ BEFORE I UNLEASH MY OWN WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION - I CALL THIS FIRST NUCLEAR WARHEAD ‘THREADLOCK.’”



Note: I was joking, I’m not calling in mods because this is hilarious, but tomorrow we all need to revamp this thread to be more official.

"Ooh, the intraplanetary island nation is trying to scare us."
- Lune III

u have been infected by da big ghey

-Spambot 2-3-Alpha

[World Census Organization]

Nation's Name: World Census Organization
How many babies?: 183,599 (give or take a couple hundred)
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Various.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:
-Will not accept any with any physical or genetic disabilities.
-If prefered, we can credit your World Census Factbook Account instead of direct payment.
-Do we pick them up or can we get them delivered?

[Teutonican Empire]

-snip-

"Oh, you racist, drunken idiot, I am home. Go back to Andromeda, actually, so YOU go back home. How pathetic that a leader wastes himself with alcohol publicly..."
- Lune III

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

*Shang drives up in a Rolls-Royce limo, escorted by two Hellhound APCs, then steps out holding a megaphone*

“Y’ALL MUMS GAY, EXCEPT FOR SENATOR REK OF ARKEYANA AND INQUISITOR QUILLJOY OF BATTLEFLEET RETALIATION. HAMMER BRITANNIA, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND END THIS BARBARIC, IDIOTIC ‘TRADE’ BEFORE I UNLEASH MY OWN WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION - I CALL THIS FIRST NUCLEAR WARHEAD ‘THREADLOCK.’”



Note: I was joking, I’m not calling in mods because this is hilarious, but tomorrow we all need to revamp this thread to be more official.

"Ooh, the intraplanetary island nation is trying to scare us."
- Lune III

“YOU FUCKIN’ WOT, MATE? IMMA SHOVE YOUR HENTAI-ASS TENTACLES INTO YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH AND IT’LL STAY LIKE THAT FOR A WEEK!“ -Governor Shang

[VoVoDoCo]

This thread is a comedy, a dark social experiment, and a lesson in economics all wrapped in one.