Babies for Sale

[Hammer Britannia]

That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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How many babies?:
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?:
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

/tag for impending condemnation

[Azadeshia]

This is human abuse!We are putting sanctions on your nation(Hammer Britannia).

[Northwest Kalactin]

This is terrible we will not continue to trade with you

[Greater Arab State]

Nation's Name: Greater Arab State
How many babies?: 2000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Any
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will then put these babies into care with the option for other nations to take custody of them if the international community sees fit.

[Sikagoa]

...WHY? IMMEDIATE SANCTIONS

[Hammer Britannia]

/tag for impending condemnation

That's the meme

...WHY? IMMEDIATE SANCTIONS

This is terrible we will not continue to trade with you

This is human abuse!We are putting sanctions on your nation(Hammer Britannia).

We don't care about your puny Planetary sanctions...

Nation's Name: Greater Arab State
How many babies?: 2000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Any
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will then put these babies into care with the option for other nations to take custody of them if the international community sees fit.

Accepted, expect them sometime tomorrow.

[Greater Arab State]

/tag for impending condemnation

That's the meme

...WHY? IMMEDIATE SANCTIONS

This is terrible we will not continue to trade with you

This is human abuse!We are putting sanctions on your nation(Hammer Britannia).

We don't care about your puny Planetary sanctions...

Nation's Name: Greater Arab State
How many babies?: 2000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Any
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will then put these babies into care with the option for other nations to take custody of them if the international community sees fit.

Accepted, expect them sometime tomorrow.

Ok thank you.

[HerpDeDerp]

That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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This is a very wrong practice. We are instilling trade sanctions and tariffs against your nation and it's companies.We also will not let any of our citizens go to your country whether it be for tourism or business.

[Auphelia]

Nation's Name: Auphelia
How many babies?: All of them
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All of them
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: While the rest of these nations are putting up sanctions against you, we will be buying all of the for sale babies so a rapist doesn't get them. You're welcome, babies.

[HerpDeDerp]

That's right, you heard me. Babies! We're selling newborn humans at 500 bucks a baby!

Once they're yours, they're yours. You can do whatever you want with 'em, Free 'em, Test 'em, Kill 'em, Raise 'em, Enslave 'em, you name it! However, be warned these babies are only human, so if you want to keep them alive, try not to damage them too much. Be warned though, this is a first come first served business, we may run out of babies of a certain race/ethnicity if you wait too long, so don't hesitate!

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Nation's Name:
How many babies?:
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?:
Questions/Comments/Concerns?:

This is a very wrong practice. We are instilling trade sanctions and tariffs against your nation and it's companies.We also will not let any of our citizens go to your country whether it be for tourism or business.

and this is coming from us, a nation that has nuked people who don't agree with us.Your lucky we didn't do it to you.

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Auphelia
How many babies?: All of them
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All of them
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: While the rest of these nations are putting up sanctions against you, we will be buying all of the for sale babies so a rapist doesn't get them. You're welcome, babies.

Denied, you can't buy all of them for your own economy's sake

You know how many babies we have? We are a multi-dimensional empire. Buying them all would require at least 10 times the worth of you GDP

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

/tag for incoming condemnation. Time to break out warp bullshit.

[-United Republic of Freedonia]

"Hm, people here is going pretty bananas. Although this is ok for the standards of the Brits and the ultraversal neighborhood."

"By the way, try to be inclusive. People will throw you more shit if there's an majority of white babies. Just sayin'."

- Overseer-Γ (S)
i'm not rp'ing as a character of my nation.

[Auphelia]

Nation's Name: Auphelia
How many babies?: All of them
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All of them
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: While the rest of these nations are putting up sanctions against you, we will be buying all of the for sale babies so a rapist doesn't get them. You're welcome, babies.

Denied, you can't buy all of them for your own economy's sake

You know how many babies we have? We are a multi-dimensional empire. Buying them all would require at least 10 times the worth of you GDP

Then we'll take all we can afford, and rent the rest.

[Hammer Britannia]

Denied, you can't buy all of them for your own economy's sake

You know how many babies we have? We are a multi-dimensional empire. Buying them all would require at least 10 times the worth of you GDP

Then we'll take all we can afford, and rent the rest.

You can't RENT them, they are for sale and not for rent.

And for what you can buy, depends, do you want to crash your economy or do you want to have some money left over?

[Auphelia]

You can't RENT them, they are for sale and not for rent.

And for what you can buy, depends, do you want to crash your economy or do you want to have some money left over?

*slides over the key to the treasury*

We'll take all of them, and just take all of the rest of our future taxes as payment for the rest. We must save these babies.

[Vietmihn]

Nation's Name: Vietmihn
How many babies?: 1000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Any works.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: They will be put in custody of UNOE parents.

[Hammer Britannia]

You can't RENT them, they are for sale and not for rent.

And for what you can buy, depends, do you want to crash your economy or do you want to have some money left over?

*slides over the key to the treasury*

We'll take all of them, and just take all of the rest of our future taxes as payment for the rest. We must save these babies.

OK... If you wish...

Expect them tomorrow

Also, I must warn you, we have a source for these babies, your salvation is in vain... Get pranked

Nation's Name: Vietmihn
How many babies?: 1000
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: Any works.
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: They will be put in custody of UNOE parents.

Accpeted

[Argentinstan]

Nation's Name: Argentinstan
How many babies?: As many as permitted
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will be putting these babies up for adoption and condemn this practice of human trafficking

[Hiram Land]

Nation's Name: Hiram Land
How many babies?: All of them
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will put these babies up for adoption, and condemn your nation for human trafficking.

[New Birblands]

the babies are too expensive

[Hammer Britannia]

Nation's Name: Argentinstan
How many babies?: As many as permitted
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will be putting these babies up for adoption and condemn this practice of human trafficking

Accepted, That will total to 750,000,000 bucks expect them tomorrow

Nation's Name: Hiram Land
How many babies?: All of them
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: All
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will put these babies up for adoption, and condemn your nation for human trafficking.

As in current stock, OK, that will be 6000 Bucks, please.

[Argentinstan]

Nation's Name: Argentinstan
How many babies?: As many as permitted
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender?: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: We will be putting these babies up for adoption and condemn this practice of human trafficking

Accepted, That will total to 750,000,000 bucks expect them tomorrow

Amount transferred. We will be expecting them.

[Euricanis]

Name: Euricanis
How Many: 100
Preferred Ethnicity/Race/Gender: None
Questions/Comments/Concerns?: Will they be just as wonderfully fragile as Euricians (who are very fragile)?