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Virtual Online wrote:p u c h a s e f o r m
Name: John Microsoft
Nation: Virtual Online
Mailing Address: 47 φ̵̩̼̽7̴̪̐a̷̪̠͆̄_̶̣̗̒Ь̴̥͑ Street, Ω̴̢̈́r̴̥̰͌:̶͓͆̋7̷̢̣͗"̴͉̼͌ dimension
Products: L I F E T I M E subscription, Macintosh +, Internet Explorer, 3x Compact Disk
Method of payment: Virtual check
Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, instant conjouration): Instant virtual conjuration

p u c h a s e - f o r m
Name:
Joseph M. Gonzalves, Director of Programming, South Florida Public Radio (SFPR)

Nation: South Florida
Mailing Address: 310 Clematis Street, WPB, SF, 33405

Products: 1 L I F E T I M E Subscription Package
1 copy "Three Three" by Dabrye
1 copy "F E E L I N G S" by NEOTIC
1 copy "a b a n d o n e d" by cabvno
1 copy "L O V E" by NEOTIC
1 copy "Vibes" by Kennedy

Method of payment: Government Cheque, totaling - Ƀ39.99
Delivery:
SFPOBox 091101
242 Wells Road
WPB, SF, 32789

South Florida wrote:

p u c h a s e - f o r m
Name:
Joseph M. Gonzalves, Director of Programming, South Florida Public Radio (SFPR)

Nation: South Florida
Mailing Address: 310 Clematis Street, WPB, SF, 33405

Products: 1 L I F E T I M E Subscription Package
1 copy "Three Three" by Dabrye
1 copy "F E E L I N G S" by NEOTIC
1 copy "a b a n d o n e d" by cabvno
1 copy "L O V E" by NEOTIC
1 copy "Vibes" by Kennedy

Method of payment: Government Cheque, totaling - Ƀ39.99
Delivery:
SFPOBox 091101
242 Wells Road
WPB, SF, 32789

*Shipping and handling not included as part of Protocol 619, also known as The ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓIntergubernatorial Promotional Lollapalooza. Government employees shall have amount equal to S&H of a single gift pack deducate from yearly salary. Do not leave GameBoy Advance unattended unless looking to have it stolen by your bitch cousin and then having him pretend for 10 years that it was his all along forcing you to commit violence against him. The Rich Port LLC does not claim liability for any psychological trauma instilled during time of peering into the void of the Internet. If aesthetics cause neural hemorraghing refer to Page 3339 of the Manual of Neural Portal Operation. As always, remember, that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even the Internet may die. Ia, Ia, the Internet, the Blind Idiot Womb that Birthed Reality. All Hail The Cacica. All Hail The Rich Port, LLC. ALL HAIL. AAAAAAAALLLLLLL HHHHAAAAIIIILLLL.

The Rich Port wrote:(Image)

Ｈｉ，　Ｉ＇ｍ　ｊｕｓｔ　Ｍｏｎｉｋａ，　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｍｙ　ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ　ｒａｄｉｏ　ｓｔａｔｉｏｎ　ｇｉｆｔ　ｓｈｏｐ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｎｔｉｒｅ　
２４ｔｈ　ｄｉｍｅｎｓｉｏｎ！ ゟ化ー欧案　凹ん英しラ為コチ育押夜浦　雨...

I am Monika Khaalida, and I am the Cacica (pronounced Ka-see-ka) of the Conglomerated Business Concern of the Federal Diversified Holdings of The Rich Port. The word Cacica means "head" in the indigenous Taino language, and was always given to the supreme ruler of The Rich Port, regardless of their ethnicity and race. As the representative of over 18 billion citizens in the cosmos, I have many roles, not only as an administrator, but as a soldier, an educator, a caretaker, and, most importantly, as a patron of the arts. As it turns out, quite a large selection of Rich Portians are in love with ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ. As a compu- I mean as a Rich Portian I am also a great fanatic!

Therefore, on behalf of the senate and people of The Rich Port, and as a lover of ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ, not only has The Rich Port pledged a share in Chill Beats LLC, but it would also like to be it's biggest customer by initiating Protocol 619, also known as The ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓIntergubernatorial Promotional Lollapalooza! In this event, every single gubernatorial employee shall be given a Limited Edition gift pack of every single item purchasable in the Chill Beats storefront! The gift pack includes a Lifetime membership to Chill Beats radio, a sick hoody, and... More!

So, uh... Hang on... Gimme a sec... If it's... 184 million employees... Times...
Gimme a sec folks... Roll the credits!

*Shipping and handling not included as part of Protocol 619, also known as The ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓIntergubernatorial Promotional Lollapalooza. Government employees shall have amount equal to S&H of a single gift pack deducate from yearly salary. Do not leave GameBoy Advance unattended unless looking to have it stolen by your bitch cousin and then having him pretend for 10 years that it was his all along forcing you to commit violence against him. The Rich Port LLC does not claim liability for any psychological trauma instilled during time of peering into the void of the Internet. If aesthetics cause neural hemorraghing refer to Page 3339 of the Manual of Neural Portal Operation. As always, remember, that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even the Internet may die. Ia, Ia, the Internet, the Blind Idiot Womb that Birthed Reality. All Hail The Cacica. All Hail The Rich Port, LLC. ALL HAIL. AAAAAAAALLLLLLL HHHHAAAAIIIILLLL.

p u c h a s e f o r m
Name: Monika Khaalida, Esq
Nation: The Rich Port
Mailing Address: 101 Northsoutheastwest Boulevard, 00001, ZEA, The Rich Port
Products: So it's $184.43 times 184,000,000, so the total is going to be... $32,919,440,000, exactly.
Method of payment: ... Check please
Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, instant conjouration): P.O. box BL-42-ED

San Jamar wrote:

A Royal Correspondence
From The Desk of His Royal Majesty, King Gabriel V
To: Whom it may concern at Chill Beats, LLC