Central Financial Services - Banking with Class (OPEN)

by **Auphelia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:01 pm

Midand wrote:You have any healthy organs?

Either sold or ruined by drugs.

And if you try to sell me into slavery I will just sue you.

by **Midand** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:03 pm

Auphelia wrote:
Midand wrote:You have any healthy organs?

Either sold or ruined by drugs.

And if you try to sell me into slavery I will just sue you.

If you do not find a way to pay off your loan in the next week, I will close your account and all the money stored inside, and you will be banned from doing anything with the bank.

by **Auphelia** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:18 pm

Midand wrote:
If you do not find a way to pay off your loan in the next week, I will close your account and all the money stored inside, and you will be banned from doing anything with the bank.

And by the money stored inside you mean . . . the massive debt and dust bunnies?

by **Midand** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:40 pm

Auphelia wrote:
Midand wrote:
If you do not find a way to pay off your loan in the next week, I will close your account and all the money stored inside, and you will be banned from doing anything with the bank.

And by the money stored inside you mean . . . the massive debt and dust bunnies?

Ok...true. I might call the authorities when it gets really bad.

by **New Haudenosaunee Confederacy** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:55 am

Midand wrote:
New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:I'll just take the money and never pay off the loan, then. That alright?

Ahem. NO.

Auphelia wrote:
That's what I'm going . . . to . . . do . . . I shouldn't have said that here . . .

I'm sending repossession teams to your residence.

It's not my fault you don't accept our form of payment.

by **Midand** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:08 am

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:
Midand wrote:
Ahem. NO.

I'm sending repossession teams to your residence.

It's not my fault you don't accept our form of payment.

Actual human beings in our world are NOT an acceptable form of currency.
You have actual convertible or currency resembling forms of payment?

by **Auphelia** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:27 am

Midand wrote:
Actual human beings in our world are NOT an acceptable form of currency.
You have actual convertible or currency resembling forms of payment?

*runs in covered in dirt and scratches, panting hard and carrying a large burlap sack*

I - just . . . whew . . . raided the . . . tomb . . . God King . . . treasure . . . here . . . ugh . . . *faints*

*you open the sack to find jewels and golden coins*

by **Midand** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:28 am

Auphelia wrote:
Midand wrote:
Actual human beings in our world are NOT an acceptable form of currency.
You have actual convertible or currency resembling forms of payment?

*runs in covered in dirt and scratches, panting hard and carrying a large burlap sack*

I - just . . . whew . . . raided the . . . tomb . . . God King . . . treasure . . . here . . . ugh . . . *faints*

*you open the sack to find jewels and golden coins*

Woah....
Thank you ma'am, we will get to work on counting these as soon as possible.
We appreciate you coming in to return money.

by **Azadeshia** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:43 pm

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Location
Name of nation: Azadeshia
How many desired: 56
Locations: Vizadbad, Aniludana, Sundernagar

by **Midand** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:51 pm

Azadeshia wrote:CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Location
Name of nation: Azadeshia
How many desired: 56
Locations: Vizadbad, Aniludana, Sundernagar

Accepted.

by **Auphelia** » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:39 am

*runs in chased by a band of forty thieves, fending them off with her sword in one hand and handing you a crate of jewels with her other hand*

Here! I've gotta dash!

*runs out, pursued by thirty thieves, ten of them having decided to rob you instead*

by **Midand** » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:16 pm

Auphelia wrote:*runs in chased by a band of forty thieves, fending them off with her sword in one hand and handing you a crate of jewels with her other hand*

Here! I've gotta dash!

*runs out, pursued by thirty thieves, ten of them having decided to rob you instead*

*security fights them as I dump them in the vault to count them later*

by **New Haudenosaunee Confederacy** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:35 pm

Midand wrote:
New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:It's not my fault you don't accept our form of payment.

Actual human beings in our world are NOT an acceptable form of currency.
You have actual convertible or currency resembling forms of payment?

Oh wait, I just realized something. Your locations in my nation haven't paid their taxes, which lets me take this without paying it back. Good day, sir!

by **Auphelia** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:38 pm

*drags in a large, bulging sack*

*a pale, bloody arm flops out of the top*

Hey, um . . . I just so happen to have some - er - "fresh" bodies, and organs are worth something, right? I'll just . . . leave these here.

*runs out*

by **Midand** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:57 pm

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:
Midand wrote:
Actual human beings in our world are NOT an acceptable form of currency.
You have actual convertible or currency resembling forms of payment?

Oh wait, I just realized something. Your locations in my nation haven't paid their taxes, which lets me take this without paying it back. Good day, sir!

How much experience do you have with GEAT? Because taxes are mostly just a given unless indicated.

Auphelia wrote:*drags in a large, bulging sack*

*a pale, bloody arm flops out of the top*

Hey, um . . . I just so happen to have some - er - "fresh" bodies, and organs are worth something, right? I'll just . . . leave these here.

*runs out*

*eyebrow raises*
Are these legally processed, cleaned, and you have a paper signed by a professional medical official?

by **Auphelia** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:11 pm

Midand wrote:
*eyebrow raises*
Are these legally processed, cleaned, and you have a paper signed by a professional medical official?

Erm . . . yeah . . . probably.

*spits in her hand and rubs some of the blood off of the arm*

See? Clean.

So that's what, the rest of it?

by **Midand** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:44 pm

Auphelia wrote:
Midand wrote:
*eyebrow raises*
Are these legally processed, cleaned, and you have a paper signed by a professional medical official?

Erm . . . yeah . . . probably.

*spits in her hand and rubs some of the blood off of the arm*

See? Clean.

So that's what, the rest of it?

I...can't accept it. Sorry.

by **Auphelia** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:04 pm

Midand wrote:I...can't accept it. Sorry.

THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MURDERI - erm - FINDING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE!?!?!

YOU BANKERS AND YOUR MORALS!!!!

Posts · by **Yohannes** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:09 pm

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for bank account
Name of nation: Yohannes
Current financial state: According to the World Assembly: Good
Name of person/group applying: Ms Kayla Fletcher, General Manager, Overseas Regional Investment and Business Banking
Deposit amount: 25 billion NationStates Dollars
Account class (Note: Up to Premium Platinum require higher maintenance and work): []Normal []Up []Silver []Gold [x]Premium Platinum

by **Midand** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:22 pm

Yohannes wrote:CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for bank account
Name of nation: Yohannes
Current financial state: According to the World Assembly: Good
Name of person/group applying: Ms Kayla Fletcher, General Manager, Overseas Regional Investment and Business Banking
Deposit amount: 25 billion NationStates Dollars
Account class (Note: Up to Premium Platinum require higher maintenance and work): []Normal []Up []Silver []Gold [x]Premium Platinum

Accepted. Welcome to CFS!

Posts · by **Yohannes** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:51 pm

[quote="Midand";p="33739807"]

To: Controller of Nation State Midand

Money wired to the South Pacific Bank.

by **North Prarie** » Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:40 am

AUPHELIA, NHC:
This is NOT an RP thread, rather a thread that Midand put a lot of work into. Please stop.

by **New Haudenosaunee Confederacy** » Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:32 am

Midand wrote:
New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:Oh wait, I just realized something. Your locations in my nation haven't paid their taxes, which lets me take this without paying it back. Good day, sir!

How much experience do you have with GEAT? Because taxes are mostly just a given unless indicated.

Auphelia wrote:*drags in a large, bulging sack*

*a pale, bloody arm flops out of the top*

Hey, um . . . I just so happen to have some - er - "fresh" bodies, and organs are worth something, right? I'll just . . . leave these here.

*runs out*

*eyebrow raises*
Are these legally processed, cleaned, and you have a paper signed by a professional medical official?

Do not question my government.

by **Midand** » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:38 pm

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:
Midand wrote:
How much experience do you have with GEAT? Because taxes are mostly just a given unless indicated.

*eyebrow raises*
Are these legally processed, cleaned, and you have a paper signed by a professional medical official?

Do not question my government.

Plus, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't RP in this thread. I am actually considering making an actual RP thread for this since it has blown up in the past weeks.

by **Sacrosanct Group** » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:30 pm

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for bank account
Name of nation: Sacrosanct Group
Current financial state: Fair
Name of person/group applying: Sacrosanct Bank
Contact Person: Mark Noble, CEO and Chief Banker
Deposit amount: NS$ 25 million
Account class (Note: Up to Premium Platinum require higher maintenance and work): []Normal []Up []Silver []Gold [x]Premium Platinum

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