Central Financial Services - Banking with Class (OPEN)

[Midand]

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Loan Return
Name of nation: Auphelia
Name of person: Wendy Futrill
Loan class: All of them
Amount loaned: A lot of money
Amount returning: A little bit of money
Verification: I got a side job as a back alley prostitute. Here's 500 USD. Whatever. Is that enough?

Erm......
Yes, I'll accept it.
Still got a lot of money on the line though, so I recommend you get it in whenever possible.

[Auphelia]

Erm......
Yes, I'll accept it.
Still got a lot of money on the line though, so I recommend you get it in whenever possible.

And um . . . sorry about the stains on the money. You can just wipe that off.

[Midand]

Erm......
Yes, I'll accept it.
Still got a lot of money on the line though, so I recommend you get it in whenever possible.

And um . . . sorry about the stains on the money. You can just wipe that off.

I...I...what...

[Auphelia]

And um . . . sorry about the stains on the money. You can just wipe that off.

I...I...what...

*slides some more slightly damp and sticky bills, several covered in bloodstains*

And here's another 200 USD. I got a side gig as an assassin.

[Borovan6]

Alejandra Rutherford steps into the bank, slightly nervous. I believe I have my financial statement documents ready.

[Midand]

I...I...what...

*slides some more slightly damp and sticky bills, several covered in bloodstains*

And here's another 200 USD. I got a side gig as an assassin.

Erm...
*calls security*

Alejandra Rutherford steps into the bank, slightly nervous. I believe I have my financial statement documents ready.

Teller: Yes, ma'am? How can I help you?


OOC: I'm seriously thinking of making an RP thread for this thing.

[Auphelia]

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Loan/aid
Name of nation: Auphelia
Name of person/group: The Government of Auphelia
Current Financial State: We have no finances
Amount needed: All you can spare
Reason: We gave away all of our money and future earnings to save billions of babies caught in an inter-dimensional smuggling ring, and now we need money to actually function as a nation.
Class: []Minor []Secondary [X]Major

[Midand]

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Loan/aid
Name of nation: Auphelia
Name of person/group: The Government of Auphelia
Current Financial State: We have no finances
Amount needed: All you can spare
Reason: We gave away all of our money and future earnings to save billions of babies caught in an inter-dimensional smuggling ring, and now we need money to actually function as a nation.
Class: []Minor []Secondary [X]Major

Your application has been denied, I give my sincere apologies.
Your financial state is questionable and we are not allowed to give out all our available funds as a loan to someone.
I apologize for the inconvenience.

[New Haudenosaunee Confederacy]

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Loan/aid
Name of nation: New Haudenosaunee Confederacy
Name of person/group: The NHC military + police force
Current Financial State: Oof
Amount needed: W5,000,000 (approx US$3450000)
Reason: The liberals are getting annoyed at our government.
Class: []Minor []Secondary [X]Major

[Midand]

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Loan/aid
Name of nation: New Haudenosaunee Confederacy
Name of person/group: The NHC military + police force
Current Financial State: Oof
Amount needed: W5,000,000 (approx US$3450000)
Reason: The liberals are getting annoyed at our government.
Class: []Minor []Secondary [X]Major

Accepted. Remember to return the money when able to.

[Auphelia]

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Loan/aid
Name of nation: New Haudenosaunee Confederacy
Name of person/group: The NHC military + police force
Current Financial State: Oof
Amount needed: W5,000,000 (approx US$3450000)
Reason: The liberals are getting annoyed at our government.
Class: []Minor []Secondary [X]Major

Accepted. Remember to return the money when able to.

Oh, THEY can get a loan for their government!? SERIOUSLY!?!?!

[Midand]

Accepted. Remember to return the money when able to.

Oh, THEY can get a loan for their government!? SERIOUSLY!?!?!

We are not allowed to fork out all our available loan funds, AND your financial state is raising some red flags.
My sincere apologies.

[Auphelia]

We are not allowed to fork out all our available loan funds, AND your financial state is raising some red flags.
My sincere apologies.

The starvation of over a billion babies is on your hands. LOOK AT THEM AS THEY ARE COVERED IN BLOOD!!!

[Midand]

We are not allowed to fork out all our available loan funds, AND your financial state is raising some red flags.
My sincere apologies.

The starvation of over a billion babies is on your hands. LOOK AT THEM AS THEY ARE COVERED IN BLOOD!!!

Um....
*silently calls for security*

[Borovan6]

Alejandra: Yes, I'll like to make a deposit of $5,000 from my paycheck.

[Borovan6]

Also, I have come for my appointment. I have received word that Experian could downgrade my credit unless we ended up changing things.

[Midand]

Also, I have come for my appointment. I have received word that Experian could downgrade my credit unless we ended up changing things.

Alejandra: Yes, I'll like to make a deposit of $5,000 from my paycheck.

Thank you.

(OOC: I should get a deposit form up, shouldn't I?)
Edit: (OOC: Wait...I do. Please fill it out to make a deposit)

[New Haudenosaunee Confederacy]

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Loan/aid
Name of nation: New Haudenosaunee Confederacy
Name of person/group: The NHC military + police force
Current Financial State: Oof
Amount needed: W5,000,000 (approx US$3450000)
Reason: The liberals are getting annoyed at our government.
Class: []Minor []Secondary [X]Major

Accepted. Remember to return the money when able to.

Here, you can take all of my liberals. That'll pay it off, right?

[Midand]

Accepted. Remember to return the money when able to.

Here, you can take all of my liberals. That'll pay it off, right?

Erm...nope. Sorry.

[Borovan6]

CENTRAL FINANCIAL SERVICES
App. for Withdrawal or Deposit
Name of nation: Borovan6
Name of person: Alejandra Rutherford
Withdrawal or Deposit?: Deposit
Amount: $5000
Verification (explain what you need it for - this is for safety and verification): paycheck

[New Haudenosaunee Confederacy]

Here, you can take all of my liberals. That'll pay it off, right?

Erm...nope. Sorry.

I'll just take the money and never pay off the loan, then. That alright?

[Auphelia]

I'll just take the money and never pay off the loan, then. That alright?

That's what I'm going . . . to . . . do . . . I shouldn't have said that here . . .

[Midand]

Erm...nope. Sorry.

I'll just take the money and never pay off the loan, then. That alright?

Ahem. NO.

I'll just take the money and never pay off the loan, then. That alright?

That's what I'm going . . . to . . . do . . . I shouldn't have said that here . . .

I'm sending repossession teams to your residence.

[Auphelia]

I'm sending repossession teams to your residence.

The joke's on you, because we already had to sell all of our possessions to the mob! So HA!

[Midand]

I'm sending repossession teams to your residence.

The joke's on you, because we already had to sell all of our possessions to the mob! So HA!

You have any healthy organs?