Pineapples for sale

[Legion Fleet]

Buyer's name: LEGION BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH TEAM
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 200 pineapples
Delivery location: Legion Research Ship "Carnagtav"

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: LEGION BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH TEAM
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 200 pineapples
Delivery location: Legion Research Ship "Carnagtav"

Please specify the location of the Legion research ship Carnagtav.

[Legion Fleet]

Buyer's name: LEGION BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH TEAM
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 200 pineapples
Delivery location: Legion Research Ship "Carnagtav"

Please specify the location of the Legion research ship Carnagtav.

"Carnagtav" is at the Andromeda Galaxy and is about to hit hyperspeed.
It is VITAL that those pineapples get there before the ship hits hyperspeed.

[Auphelia]

Buyer's name: The Auphelian Government
Quantity of pineapples ordered: All of them (-0.25, because the delivery person might get hungry)
Delivery location: 1 Virgo Tower, 1 Virgo Avenue, Virgo, Virgo Province, Auphelia

[Kannadrickium]

Please specify the location of the Legion research ship Carnagtav.

"Carnagtav" is at the Andromeda Galaxy and is about to hit hyperspeed.
It is VITAL that those pineapples get there before the ship hits hyperspeed.

Your order has been APPROVED.
200 pineapples will be delivered to the Legion research ship Carnagtav.

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: The Auphelian Government
Quantity of pineapples ordered: All of them (-0.25, because the delivery person might get hungry)
Delivery location: 1 Virgo Tower, 1 Virgo Avenue, Virgo, Virgo Province, Auphelia

Your order has been DENIED.

[Auphelia]

Buyer's name: The Auphelian Government
Quantity of pineapples ordered: All of them (-0.25, because the delivery person might get hungry)
Delivery location: 1 Virgo Tower, 1 Virgo Avenue, Virgo, Virgo Province, Auphelia

Your order has been DENIED.

What is the maximum amount we are allowed to order, Oh Holy Government of the Great and Glorious Anna Kendrick, may we tremble before her mighty name?

[Kannadrickium]

[Auphelia]

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NO!!! NO!!! Forgive us for any percieved slight! May we run ourselves through on a rusty sword before we befoul the her Holy Name, praise Anna.

How many pineapples are we allowed to purchase, Oh Wise One?

[Kannadrickium]

[Auphelia]

I see.

Buyer's name: The Auphelian Government
Quantity of pineapples ordered: As many as the Mighty and Beautiful Anna Kendrick sees fit
Delivery location: 1 Virgo Tower, 1 Virgo Avenue, Virgo, Virgo Province, Auphelia

[Midand]

Buyer's name: The Midandian Agricultural Studies Department (MASD)(Midand)
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 10,000
Delivery location: MASD Headquarters, 23 New Capitol Street, New Capitol District, Midandia, Midand

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: The Midandian Agricultural Studies Department (MASD)(Midand)
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 10,000
Delivery location: MASD Headquarters, 23 New Capitol Street, New Capitol District, Midandia, Midand

Your order has been APPROVED.
10 000 pineapples will be delivered to MASD Headquarters, 23 New Capitol Street, New Capitol District, Midandia, Midand.

[Pineapple Iced Tea]

Buyer's name: Pineapple Iced Tea Federal Reserve System
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 5 000 000
Delivery location: Federal Reserve System HQ, New Ananas Comosus National Government Administrative Center, New Capital, The Federal Republic of Pineapple Iced Tea

Greetings!

We are pleased to place an order for 5 000 000 pineapples. We would appreciate if the order is delivered at the address aforementioned above as soon as possible.

We look forward to having a long term business relationship with you.

Please feel free to contact the undersigned for any clarifications or discrepancy in the order details.

Best regards,
Pineapple Iced Tea

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: Pineapple Iced Tea Federal Reserve System
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 5 000 000
Delivery location: Federal Reserve System HQ, New Ananas Comosus National Government Administrative Center, New Capital, The Federal Republic of Pineapple Iced Tea

Greetings!

We are pleased to place an order for 5 000 000 pineapples. We would appreciate if the order is delivered at the address aforementioned above as soon as possible.

We look forward to having a long term business relationship with you.

Please feel free to contact the undersigned for any clarifications or discrepancy in the order details.

Best regards,
Pineapple Iced Tea

Your order has been APPROVED.
5 000 000 pineapples will be delivered to Federal Reserve System HQ, New Ananas Comosus National Government Administrative Center, New Capital, The Federal Republic of Pineapple Iced Tea.

[Legion Fleet]

Buyer's name: Pineapple Lords
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1/4 of a pineapple
Delivery location: Cannon in a house

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: Pineapple Lords
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1/4 of a pineapple
Delivery location: Cannon in a house

Your order has been DENIED.

[Arab North Africa]

Buyer's name: Maghrebi Government
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 100,000
Delivery location: Algiers International Airport

[Elvectica]

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To: Kannadrickium
From: Vanexa Gavrishov & Office of Queen Adecyn

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Greetings,

Unfortunately we do not have the means of getting hold of Kannadricken cups; could we just send you like a couple hundred/thousand dogs or gold? Gold dogs? Thanks in advance

Buyer's name: The People's United Pineapple Front
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1 000
Delivery location: Elvectica NDF Headquarters, Orbis Terrarum City, Orbis, Orbis System, Sotiris Galaxy, Silas Supercluster, Universe 2-AN

With Regards,
Foreign Affairs Minister Vanexa Gavrishov

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: Maghrebi Government
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 100,000
Delivery location: Algiers International Airport

Your order has been APPROVED.
100 000 pineapples will be delivered to Algiers International Airport.

[Kannadrickium]

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To: Kannadrickium
From: Vanexa Gavrishov & Office of Queen Adecyn

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Greetings,

Unfortunately we do not have the means of getting hold of Kannadricken cups; could we just send you like a couple hundred/thousand dogs or gold? Gold dogs? Thanks in advance

Buyer's name: The People's United Pineapple Front
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1 000
Delivery location: Elvectica NDF Headquarters, Orbis Terrarum City, Orbis, Orbis System, Sotiris Galaxy, Silas Supercluster, Universe 2-AN

With Regards,
Foreign Affairs Minister Vanexa Gavrishov

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Your order has been APPROVED.
1000 pineapples will be delivered to Elvectica NDF Headquarters.

[Auphelia]

Buyer's name: The Auphelian Government
Quantity of pineapples ordered: -100
Delivery location: 1 Virgo Tower, 1 Virgo Avenue, Virgo, Virgo Province, Auphelia

It would appear that we have received a stray shipment of pineapples. We request that you take them back as soon as is convenient for you.

[The dark Panther]

Buyer's name: The Dark Panther
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 3,500,000,000,000
Delivery location: Ivanov Government Building, Pantherian Street, AleksandrGrad, AleksandrGrad Oblast, Dark Panther

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: The Dark Panther
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 3,500,000,000,000
Delivery location: Ivanov Government Building, Pantherian Street, AleksandrGrad, AleksandrGrad Oblast, Dark Panther

Your order has been APPROVED.
3 500 000 000 000 pineapples will be delivered to the Ivanov Government Building.

[Benjamin Lafayette Sisko]

I umm...need more pineapples for reasons.


Buyer's name: Benjamin Lafayette Sisko
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 100 000 000 000 000
Delivery location: Just drop them over San Fransisco.