Pineapples for sale

[Kannadrickium]

Why not just buy 3 pineapples and you can give half to a dog or something.

No can do, it is imperative that there are exactly two and a half pineapples in our order.

Sir, you cannot order half a pineapple. That's absurd.

[Commashive]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Absorbant and porous and yellow is he?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Ready?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUAREPAAAAAAANTS
AHAHAHGHAAHHAGHA! AGAHHARR!

As the founder of The Salty Spitoon only I am entitled to do this.

[The Black Party]

No can do, it is imperative that there are exactly two and a half pineapples in our order.

Sir, you cannot order half a pineapple. That's absurd.

This is outrageous, we demand the two pineapples and a half. What is an pineapple order without half a pineapple? Worthless I tell you.

[Kannadrickium]

[The Black Party]

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[The Black Party]

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get me my order gottverdammt

[Kannadrickium]

Only if you order 3 pineapples.

[Officer Gul Dukat]

Buyer's name: Gul Dukat
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1 000 000 000
Delivery location: Gul Dukat's Dungeon

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: Gul Dukat
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1 000 000 000
Delivery location: Gul Dukat's Dungeon

Your order has been APPROVED.
1 000 000 000 pineapples will be delivered to Gul Dukat's dungeon.

[Milintia]

Buyer's name: Executive Overseer Brandon Niles
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 725,370
Delivery location: The Lower Council Chamber
001 Council Lane
Soria, Federal District
Milintia

Please?
-BN.

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: Executive Overseer Brandon Niles
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 725,370
Delivery location: The Lower Council Chamber
001 Council Lane
Soria, Federal District
Milintia

Please?
-BN.

Your order has been APPROVED.
725 370 pineapples will be delivered to the Lower Council Chamber of Milintia.

[Australian rePublic]

Can we enquire as to your hygiene standards, diseases and pests which may be present on your pineapples?

[Kannadrickium]

Anna Kendrick finds nothing wrong with the pineapples.

[Australian rePublic]

Sir, you cannot order half a pineapple. That's absurd.

This is outrageous, we demand the two pineapples and a half. What is an pineapple order without half a pineapple? Worthless I tell you.

Of coarse you can. You've never been to a supermarket/fruit shop that sells them?

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Anna Kendrick finds nothing wrong with the pineapples.

Dear sir/ma'am. We are asking this question in order to protect our national food supply, protect the health and well being of our citizens and visitors and persue our national agricultural interests. This is a serious matter and we take quarantine very seriously. We are looking for objective answers to objective questions, and we are not after the opinions of celebrities. Please answer these questions seriously (OOC: Just say high level, low level etc. I don't expect an actual list). If your nation wishes to trade fresh produce into our nation, we require this information. Failure to provide this nation could put your foodstuffs, animals and plants on the import black list. Thank you for your cooperation

[Azadeshia]

From: Ranjan Dayal, President of Dayal Group
To: Uh???? Pineapple Shop

Dear Sir/Ma'am

Namaste, I am here to offer you a partnership.We need you guys to supply us with Pineapples for our brand 25 Guys Donuts.Every month we need about 20,000 pineapples.We have Pineapple Cake in our menu so we do need a lot of Pineapples!So do you accept this partnership?

Address: 21 Baigan Street, Niklam, Azadeshia

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[Kannadrickium]

From: Ranjan Dayal, President of Dayal Group
To: Uh???? Pineapple Shop

Dear Sir/Ma'am

Namaste, I am here to offer you a partnership.We need you guys to supply us with Pineapples for our brand 25 Guys Donuts.Every month we need about 20,000 pineapples.We have Pineapple Cake in our menu so we do need a lot of Pineapples!So do you accept this partnership?

Address: 21 Baigan Street, Niklam, Azadeshia

Your order has been APPROVED.
20 000 pineapples will be delivered to 21 Baigan Street, Niklam, Azadeshia.

[Benjamin Lafayette Sisko]

Buyer's name: Benjamin Lafayette Sisko
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 2 000 000 000
Delivery location: Deep Space 9

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: Benjamin Lafayette Sisko
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 2 000 000 000
Delivery location: Deep Space 9

Your order has been APPROVED.
2 000 000 000 pineapples will be delivered to Deep Space 9.

[Van Hool Islands]

Buyer's name: Bob Eponge
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1
Delivery location: The Pacific Ocean.

[Kannadrickium]

Buyer's name: Bob Eponge
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1
Delivery location: The Pacific Ocean.

Your order has been DENIED.
Delivery location not specific enough.

[Van Hool Islands]

Buyer's name: Bob Eponge
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1
Delivery location: The Pacific Ocean.

Your order has been DENIED.
Delivery location not specific enough.

sorry i thought you meant pacific and not specific here you
Buyer's name: Bob Eponge
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1
Delivery location: 262 Main Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean

[Auphelia]

How many pineapples do you have?

[Aboveland]

Will you tell me why you are so obsessed with Anna Kendrick or do I have to buy pineapples first?

[Auphelia]

Will you tell me why you are so obsessed with Anna Kendrick or do I have to buy pineapples first?

Because Anna Kendrick is a goddess, duh.

[Kannadrickium]

Your order has been DENIED.
Delivery location not specific enough.

sorry i thought you meant pacific and not specific here you
Buyer's name: Bob Eponge
Quantity of pineapples ordered: 1
Delivery location: 262 Main Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean

Your order has been DENIED.
Delivery location cannot be verified.