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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:12 am
by Techganet
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To: Jerry Spammerson
From: Swift
Subject:
Spam Spam Spam wrote:
ORDER FORM




To whom it may concern,

Your order for five (5) Swift Contacts has been reviewed and approved for shipping. The calculated total is 179,470 spam_trades. We will send you the Contacts in 2 days with the extent of your location at 596 Spamming Way, Spamlanta. We also apologise for such a late response, we have had several problems with our staff. We hope that you will enjoy our products as much as we enjoy serving our customers.

May we all have everlasting days ahead.

Regards,
Bill Harris
Communications Officer
Swift

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:51 am
by Ace Pace
APPLICATION FOR RESELLER(S)

Full Name of Nation: Ace Pace
Full Address of Desired Location:Wiz Rd 006 Zlick, Mainland 426
Full Name of Desired Reseller:Royal Wiz (Flagship Store)

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:32 am
by Poggers
Ace Pace wrote:
APPLICATION FOR RESELLER(S)

Full Name of Nation: Ace Pace
Full Address of Desired Location:Wiz Rd 006 Zlick, Mainland 426
Full Name of Desired Reseller:Royal Wiz (Flagship Store)


Poggers has taken over Ace Pace and over time Ace Pace will be no more
Just alerting

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:25 pm
by Techganet
Poggers wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:
APPLICATION FOR RESELLER(S)

Full Name of Nation: Ace Pace
Full Address of Desired Location:Wiz Rd 006 Zlick, Mainland 426
Full Name of Desired Reseller:Royal Wiz (Flagship Store)


Poggers has taken over Ace Pace and over time Ace Pace will be no more
Just alerting

Is it a legal takeover? If it's a violent one, then we'll have to call up our Department of Defense here in our country.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:29 pm
by ACME Technologies
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FROM:
T.J Toaster
Founder and President, A-Tel Mobile Telecommunications
9525 Innovation Abbey
Ashford, Toasters Province
TO:
Mr. Bill Harris
Communications Director, Swift








To Mr. Bill Harris
Communications Director - Swift


I represent A-Tel Mobile Telecommunications. Nice to meet you.

We are very interested in your full line of Swift products. The shatter-resistant glass feature of the products is particularly appealing to us, as we carry a tablet (the A-Tech Akimbo) that has a similarly durable casing. We call the material "FlexTec", and it is made from a combination of reclaimed industrial plastics and light grade titanium. The Akimbo can be thrown, bent and submerged in water and it will maintain functionality. We have shipped one out for free so that you can test it out.

Based on these observations, we have two projects that could be very appealing to your company.

Firstly - we believe that, in combining our FlexTec plasteel with your shatter-resistant glass products, we could produce tremendously endurable consumer electronics. We are willing to invest several million dollars into a development contract to make that happen. We think that a laptop or desktop computer would be very popular with consumers.

Secondly - our company is interested in carrying your full line of SWIFT products in all of our current and future A-Tel retail locations. A-tel, through our parent company ACME, has connections with Sacrosanct bank and Golden Star Merchant Line for ease of processing the shipments. This option, of course, would also come with an investment.

Let us know what you think of these ideas.

Thank you for your time,
T.J Toasters
Founder, A-Tel Mobile


A-Tel Mobile is a premium telecommunications provider servicing homes, businesses and commercial centers. We have over 100 retail locations in the Federation of Killer Toasters and are rapidly expanding internationally.


APPLICATION FOR RESELLER(S)

Full Name of Company: A-Tel Mobile Telecommunications [A Division of ACME]
Full Address of Desired Location: All present and future retail locations
Full Name of Desired Reseller: A-Tel Mobile Telecommunications

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:36 am
by Techganet
ACME Technologies wrote:
FROM:
T.J Toaster
Founder and President, A-Tel Mobile Telecommunications
9525 Innovation Abbey
Ashford, Toasters Province
TO:
Mr. Bill Harris
Communications Director, Swift


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Corporate Communications



To: T.J Toaster
From: Swift
Subject:
ACME Technologies wrote:
PARTNERSHIP




Dear Mr. Toaster,

We are very glad that you have reached out to us regarding this matter. We are interested in utilizing your FlexTec technology in our products, as it looks promising, in our opinion. We would also like to thank you for shipping a sample to us for free. This sounds like a good opportunity that we will not pass up, so we have decided to go with the partnership. We can conduct the signing at any time, on any day.
Your reseller application has also been accepted. The reseller will be put on our resellers list and we will be shipping out our products to the location in 72 hours.
Again, thank you for reaching out to us, and have a wonderful day.

May we all have everlasting days ahead.

Regards,
Bill Harris
Communications Officer
Swift

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:14 pm
by ACME Technologies
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FROM:
T.J Toaster
Founder and President, A-Tel Mobile Telecommunications
9525 Innovation Abbey
Ashford, Toasters Province
TO:
Mr. Bill Harris
Communications Director, Swift








To Mr. Bill Harris
Communications Director - Swift


Fantastic! We are very pleased with the partnership. We will have our lawyers immediately provide an e-signature, pending a mutual agreement on the conditions.

The conditions we propose would be as follows...

Proposed Swift / A-Tel Contract Details

  • Swift possesses retailer / reseller / service provider rights over all A-Tel (A-Tech) mobile phones and mobile phone services.
  • A-Tel possesses retailer / reseller / service provider rights over all Swift (Bit) mobile phones and mobile phone services.
  • A product focus group (OOC: rp thread) will be created within the next few months to explore the proposed line of "damage proof" consumer electronics, potentially involving computers.
  • Upon signing, A-Tel will provide Swift with a $500M investment in product development.


If these conditions are amicable, kindly provide your counter-signature, and we will issue your banknote as soon as possible.

We look forward to many fruitful business dealings in the future.

Regards,
T.J Toasters
Founder, A-Tel Mobile


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A-Tel Mobile is a premium telecommunications provider servicing homes, businesses and commercial centers. We have over 100 retail locations in the Federation of Killer Toasters and are rapidly expanding internationally.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:42 am
by Techganet
[ACCIDENTALLY EDITED, DELETED; REPLY TO ACME TECHNOLOGIES]
TO ACME TECHNOLOGIES
If you still wish for the signatures, please contact us by telegram.
We apologise for the mishap.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:04 am
by Techganet
bump

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 4:41 am
by Techganet
We are now listed on the International Advertisement Zone.

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 5:38 pm
by Techganet
bump

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 2:15 pm
by Poggers
Techganet wrote:
Poggers wrote:
Poggers has taken over Ace Pace and over time Ace Pace will be no more
Just alerting

Is it a legal takeover? If it's a violent one, then we'll have to call up our Department of Defense here in our country.

Nah

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 1:15 am
by Techganet
bump

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 3:41 pm
by Australian rePublic
Tech level?

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 10:45 pm
by Techganet
Australian rePublic wrote:Tech level?

I would say..... somewhere between MT and PMT, closer to MT.

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 8:49 am
by Techganet
ANNOUNCEMENT


Our brand name and logo have been registered as a trademark by the International Patent and Trademark Office.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 8:40 pm
by Techganet
ANNOUNCEMENT


Our Bit Phone 1, Bit Pad 1, Bit PUT 1, Bit DUT 1, Swift Contacts 1 products have received official patents from the International Patent and Trademark Office.

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 9:03 pm
by Nusalia
APPLICATION FOR STORE(S)

Full Name of Nation: Republik Nusalia
Full Address of Desired Location: Batafia, Gianyar
Desired Status of Location (kindly put an 'x' in the []):
(Note: this cannot be changed)
Permanent [√]
Temporary []

PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2018 4:47 am
by Nusalia
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www.heen.com


Good evening

Bill Harris
Swift®

We want to invite your smart devices business to become Heen Navigation partner. we hope to implementing our mobile apps into Swift® products and we want you to use our industry services too. for more information, visit our corporate website. thanks


Sincerely,
Jonathan Kim
Head of Planning & Strategic Alliances

PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2018 7:47 am
by Imperial Ame Ran
APPLICATION FOR STORE(S)

Full Name of Nation:The United States of Imperial Ame Ran
Full Address of Desired Location:1 Ace Drive New Stanton
Desired Status of Location (kindly put an 'x' in the []):
(Note: this cannot be changed)
Permanent [X]
Temporary []

PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2018 6:03 pm
by Techganet
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Corporate Communications



To: Nusalia
From: Swift
Subject:
Nusalia wrote:
APPLICATION FOR STORE(S)




To whom it may concern,

Your application for one (1) permanent location, particularly in Batafia, Gianyar has been accepted. We have authorised construction at the location. We will put this in our records and will be delivering our products to the location in 27 hours.
We hope to be of a great service to your citizens.

May we all have everlasting days ahead.

Regards,
Bill Harris
Communications Officer
Swift
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Corporate Communications



To: Heen Navigation
From: Swift
Subject:




To whom it may concern,

We appreciate you reaching out to us regarding a potential partnership. We have taken a look at your website, and our team agree that your navigation systems will be a great benefit to our SwiftOS across all our smart devices. We have also agreed that your navigation apps are suitable to be integrated into our operation systems, so with that, we agree to have a partnership with your company. We will be sending the applications to your website. Thank you for reaching out to us.

May we all have everlasting days ahead.

Regards,
Bill Harris
Communications Officer
Swift
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Corporate Communications



To: Heen Navigation
From: Swift
Subject:
Imperial Ame Ran wrote:
APPLICATION FOR STORE(S)




To whom it may concern,

Your application for one (1) permanent location, particularly in 1 Ace Drive New Stanton has been accepted. We have authorised construction at the location. We will put this in our records and will be delivering our products to the location in 30 hours.
We hope to be of a great service to your citizens.

May we all have everlasting days ahead.

Regards,
Bill Harris
Communications Officer
Swift

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:43 am
by Techganet
We are in the works of creating something new. Stay tuned.

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:22 pm
by Techganet
We have put tags for our storefront (civ.tech).

PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:42 pm
by North Prarie
ORDER FORM

Full Name: the North Prarie Department of Education
Full Address: 721 Prosperity Street, Stonebridge, Eagan Hills, North Prarie
Desired Product(s): BitPad 1
Quantity (please state which product): 10,080,000 BitPad 1s.
Once we have received your order, we will calculate the total and ship the products to your address.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:39 pm
by Techganet
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To: North Prarie Department of Education
From: Swift
Subject:
North Prarie wrote:
ORDER FORM




To whom it may concern,

Your order for 10,080,000 (ten million and eighty thousand) BitPad 1s has been reviewed and approved for shipping. The calculated total is 9,112,320,000 deltas. We will send you the BitPads in 2 days with the extent of your location at 721 Prosperity Street, Stonebridge, Eagan Hills. We hope that our products will be beneficial in educating your students.

May we all have everlasting days ahead.

Regards,
Bill Harris
Communications Officer
Swift