Rocket Armaments - A Schrapnellian Private Military Supplier

[Schrapnell]

We are a private military organization founded during the end of the Cold War.
We dabble in infantry, vehicular, and aeronautical warfare.
We use only the best in state-of-the-art technology developed by scientists all over the globe.
Our hiring fees are great in comparison to similar private armies.
We accept all contracts as long as it does NOT start World War III or any kind of large-scale war.
Our weaponry should be used as a defense unless your country is already in war, in which you can apply for access to our offensive weaponry catalog.
Before you buy from us us, make sure you fill out this order form.

Application for Rocket Armaments orders:

• Nation Name:
  
• What kind of nation are you(Fascist, right-wing, capitalist, communist, etc.)?:
  
• Orders:
  
• What are you willing to pay? (Only allowed to bargain if one has at least a level 1 supply deal with Rocket Armaments):
  

Application for Rocket Armaments Partnership/Supply Deal:

• Nation Name:
  
• What kind of nation are you(Fascist, right-wing, capitalist, communist, etc.)?:
  
• What is your company? What kind of product do you sell?:
  
• Optional - Additional Info on company (Will increase chances of me accepting your application):
  
• Link to Company - REQUIRED
  
• Desired Supply Deal Level (1 to 3)
  

If you simply want to hire our forces, use the order form and simply put in how many troops you want to hire. I will give you a calculated hiring fee based on training (Ranges from Average, Special Operations, Elite Dominance, and Overkill, going from least amount of training to highest amount of training respectively). You may bargain for a lower price if wanted, and the chances of agreement to a deal such as this is elevated if you have a current level 2 supply deal with Rocket Armaments.

Do not order unrealistic contracts, as we will decline them.
Thank you for your time.
P.S. if you need to know, once you order, if you are eligible and your offer is acceptable, our home nation Schrapnell will contact you via secure telegram. Some items (Special Ones posted from time to time) will have a fixed cost, although you might still be able to bargain for it...
Also, there are different levels of supply deals, level one being the lowest and level 3 being the highest.

[Schrapnell]

- Mechs (Large, tank-like robots with legs piloted by one person)
- Gravity-Based Weapons
- Thermonuclear Weaponry
- Orbital Weapons
- Advanced Artillery
- Laser Rifles
- Ballistic Rifles
- Auto-Targeting Sniper Rifles
- Self-Guided Rocket Launchers
- Dirty Bombs
- Cryo-Based Weaponry
- Biological Weaponry
- Stealth Devices
- Biologically Advanced Attack Dogs
- Anti-Infantry and Anti-Tank Mines
- Artificial Intelligence Cores
- Advanced Prosthetic Combat Arms
- Exo-Suits
- Mute Charges (Mutes an area of 500 meters when used for up to 30 minutes)
- Robotic General Infantry
- Infantry Weapons With Ammo Counters
- Seeker Mines
- Spaceships and Armadas
- Required Materials For Planetary Colonization On Other Worlds
- Unconventional Weaponry (Such As Dubstep Guns)
- Security Cameras
- Mercenaries
- Advanced Naval Fleets
- Space Infantry

These are only just a list of preferred/popular items from our large arsenal. Order something not on our Main List? We probably have it in store anyways.

[Barchadi]

Order Form
Nation Name : The Holy Empire of Barchadi
Kind of Nation: Fascist
Orders:
75 Auro-targeting sniper rifles (For the special forces)
500 Robotic General Infantry (Maybe more in a future order)
20 Mechs (For testing)
Cost:
60 000 for the sniper rifles
171.600 000 for the Mechs
300 000 - 595 000 for the infantry

[Schrapnell]

--Added information--
Some mechs have a mobile thermonuclear launch platform that will activate by codes or automatically if nukes are fired upon your country.
However, this does not apply to Infantry Walker grade to Metalstorm grade mechs, and applies only to the supermassive Nova grade mech, which is large enough to envelope a battlefield.

[RJtrain123]

Nation Name: Turtalia (RJtrain123)
What kind of nation are you(Fascist, right-wing, capitalist, communist, etc.)?: Socialistic Dictatorship
Orders: 25 Space battleships
Total cost: 20 million for each ship

[Schrapnell]

Hello, this is Lambda Combine, High General of Schrapnell and creator of Rocket Armaments. I'm here with some news: A new private military contractor called Emerald Eagles, the reconnaissance version of Rocket Armaments, will be opening soon! For those who still need more offensive and defensive equipment and troops, you can still order those here at Rocket Armaments. I hope you buy our select items soon!

From,
Lambda Combine, High General of Schrapnell and Founder of Rocket Armaments

UPDATE: Emerald Eagles has sadly been cancelled. I'm sorry for those who might have wanted it to be a real thing, but I don't have the energy to do two storefronts at the same time at the moment.
Thank you for understanding,
Artyom, High General of Schrapnell
P.S. Disregard Lambda, for he is lost in another dimension.

[UniversalCommons]

From: Strategos Ralk, Universal Commons
Type: Technocratic Democracy
The initial offer is $200 million credits.
We wish to purchase 10 high mobility 80MM Metalstorm Tank Destroyers. The Ammunition box should be mounted on a turret with 5 Rows of 6 Across 80 MM Rounds Stacked 5 Deep Using a stacked electrical ignition system. This should be a six wheeled solid tired vehicle with a high performance turbine engine capable of burning any liquid fuel. We are looking for high mobility. It should sacrifice armor for mobility, stealth, and speed. We will provide a supply of high strength steel nickel aluminum alloy. We ask for a chameleon skin, and other stealth features. This is our initial model, we seek suggested improvements.

[Schrapnell]

As you might not know, Lambda Combine, the first High General of Schrapnell, has gone missing in another dimension named the Twilight Zone. We grieve in his absence, but thankfully his distant relative, Artyom, has been named Heir to the position as High General of Schrapnell. We thank those who refer to him correctly if mentioning him.

[Schrapnell]

Introducing one of our best flagship models: The Aslek "Coroner" Radium Rifle!

A picture taken by a Rocket Armaments Affiliate showing a U.S. soldier testing out the weapon as part of a deal with the U.S.

The weapon fires rounds that pass through a small mini-reactor located in the action, which coats each round with uranium and strontium 90. This process takes place in a near-instant, allowing for fast automatic fire. The rounds are radioactive enough to kill a target in a near-guaranteed single shot, although in the case a target survives, they will die of rapid, deadly mutation which can take place within a brief but extremely painful 15 seconds. The sight allows for a SMG, Assault, and Sniper mode system. It is surprisingly cheap to manufacture, lightweight, near-silent, and customizable. Mini reactor accepts rifle-class fusion rods, but can also be rerouted to a solar power mode via light-absorbing nanobots on the surface of the rifle (Hence the black paint job, to optimize light absorption).

Price: $500 per rifle

Round: 5.56x45mm NATO

Weight: 12 pounds

Range: 4,600 meters

Combat Effectiveness: 1 in 1,000 survival rate

Scope: Adjustable, up to 16x

Combat Effectiveness: 99 out of 100 testers prefer this product over NATO/Average Military gear

Chyornyj Lethality Scale: "Coffin Thrower"

Magazine: 15 round clip, 30 round banana magazine, or 75 round drum magazine

Accuracy: 95 in 100 rounds hit

Fire rate: 1,000 rounds/min cyclic (Automatic fire, Highest Fire Rate)

Muzzle Velocity: 5,750 ft/s (Feet per second)

[Schrapnell]

A picture taken by a Rocket Armaments scientist of Die Glocke
Ever heard of Die Glocke?
No? Well, I am sincerely offended!
Just kidding, but I have a special offer for any customer who wants to order...
THE DIE GLOCKE!
Yes, that's right! We found Hitler's last Wunderwaffe.
We have done some testing so here are the results.

November X, 2XXX
Our testing of Die Glocke has yielded some surprising results.
Die Glocke seems to be a anti-infantry and anti-tank weapon.
We currently have it powered by uranium, but it also accepts a special form of mercury we found in a small, finite amount.
The blueprints to make this kind of mercury has been lost, so we have modified it to accept any kind of fusion power.
When remotely activated on site [REDACTED] on Mars, the surrounding artificial environment was significantly affected.
All plant life in the artificial environment turned into sludge, which we discovered was mostly made out of carbon.
We then used a non-intelligent clone as a part of the experiment.
The clone froze into red crystal upon activation.
The clone was 200 meters away.
We have not been able to thaw the crystal as of yet.
We finished the test by placing old vehicles from the WW2 Era into the artificial environment.
The vehicles were hit by some kind of particle storm.
All vehicles were disintegrated by said particle storm.
We have rated this weapon on the Chyornyj Lethality Scale as "Extremely Anomalous."
Might I suggest we bury this thing where no one will find it? I'm not too fond of it.
-Dr. Aslek

Price: 5 Billion Dollars

Range: 200 meters

CLS: Extremely Anomalous

[Schrapnell]

A 3D rendering of the Standard-Issue Infantry class mech

Rocket Armaments presents its all-new Infantry class mech.

Height: 8 Feet 5 Inches

Weapons: Retractable Heat Spike (Found under Right Arm), Missile Launcher (Found on Back), 7.62x51mm NATO Gatling Gun (Found inside Right Arm, arm transforms into weapon). Left arm is left normally without weapons as to allow operation of normal firearms in combination with the right arm. Mech is specially made to be customized, but this is the stock version loadout recommended to buyers who are purchasing in bulk

Utilities: Booster Rig (Allows user to fly across battlefield for an estimated period of 5 seconds of airtime per charge, charge is collected through kinetic energy and heat energy), Attachable EVA Rig (Allows user to utilize mech in a zero-gravity airless environment. Similar to booster rig in function but instead collects kinetic energy and light energy), Titanium alloy armor (Protects user from rounds as powerful as .50 caliber. Can switch to an airtight mode in combination with EVA rig), Rangefinder (Integrated binocular function activated by the user squinting), Night Vision and Thermal sight modes (NV automatically activated based on amount of light detected or manually by voice command, Thermal activated by voice command), Grappling Hook (Allows user to reach elevated areas), Kinetic Accelerator (Allows user to run up to speeds of 120 mph with little resistance from friction. Early testers found that they could "ski" down a hill and up another with the low-friction capabilities while maintaining speed and reaching high heights), Kinetic Dispersers (Sturdy, thin metal bars in combination with a friction increaser that can kill speed almost immediately and allow users to survive falls from heights up to 5,000 feet without damage to them or the mech)

How It Is Used: A single pilot, or user, will open the mech and insert themselves into the mech. When the user is comfortable and completely inside the mech, the mech will close. Before full operation, the mech will require the user to complete a quick calibration course involving sight, movement, and making sure at least 90% of the mech is safely operating. This can be skipped via manual override, but this can only be done by the owner of said mech via RFID tag attached to a mandatory pilot helmet. User can activate onboard weapons via an interchangeable interface including joysticks, mental interface, keyboard and mouse, and a control deck found in tanks, designed for single-pilot use, located inside the mech in reach of the user, who doesn't need to use their arms to operate the mech's arms. Operation of movement is done the same as a user would normally walk, and is done easily. Utilities are activated by voice command, and each utility can have a special voice command set to it as a user desires.

Combat Effectiveness: Rated 9.75 out of 10 by testers

Chyornyj Lethality Scale: "Slight Overcompensation"

Price: $1,250 per suit

[Schrapnell]

The CLS, or Chyornyj Lethality Scale, previously know as Chyornyj Lethality Level, is a rating of a weapon's lethality put into words by the High General of Schrapnell. These words usually humorously (Although most of the time are as funny as a bad pun made at a funeral) describe a weapon's ability to: 1) Tear apart any kind of organic living being into a pile of blood and raw meat, 2) Intimidate enemies enough to make them literally shit bricks, and 3) Impress the ladies. Originally Dr. Aslek was in charge of rating a product's CLS/CLL, but the High General of Schrapnell has taken this responsibility from Dr. Aslek as he felt he didn't, "Make it somewhat enjoyable," to read over.

Disclaimer: The CLS is not something to always go off of when evaluating a product. We here at Rocket Armaments ask that all buyers consider doing research on a product or observe the Combat Effectiveness rating as both are more reliable ways to analyze a product's overall power.

- Tiberius Longhurst, CEO of Rocket Armaments

[Schrapnell]

A bird's eye view of the entrance to Site Knox

Rocket Armaments is revealing its testing facilities on Mars, as to bring in more buyers.

We have an official statement from the CEO of Rocket Armaments, Tiberius Longhurst.

"You see, our list of clients has been declining due to not enough evidence that we are testing our products to be safe. We are, and it's not like we want to extort our clients for some dough. So, I've decided that if a client wants, they can visit one of our testing facilities on Mars to see the product being safely tested. The time span for the process of getting there and back is only a matter of days thanks to advancements in the Aslek-Turing Spacial Rift Creator, which can create a temporary rip in the space-time continuum that can move a ship faster than the speed of light without having to break the laws of physics by simply moving through dimensions. Every recorded use of this kind of machine has been successful. So if you are a concerned client or just someone who is interested in buying our products, come visit our testing facilities.

- Tiberius Longhurst, CEO of Rocket Armaments

[Schrapnell]

Rocket Armaments is not just a company, but also a place for my own lore.

Tiberius Longhurst. You've seen his name quite often, haven't you? He's the CEO of Rocket Armaments, a previous Commander appointed to the position by the High General of Schrapnell. He has menacing build which makes him described as a chiseled, gruff general. He is actually quite cultured, being interested in technology and fine arts. He constantly strives not to just make a profit, but to make the world, maybe even the future, secured and safe from harm, be it from humans themselves or a new, outside threat.
A small note: Tiberius is married, as you may have noticed his left ring finger has a ring on it. You may also notice the Schrapnellian Air Force Wings (The design is similar to the U.S. Basic Parachutist medal, but has a higher meaning of Commander or Former Commander). This was because Tiberius was more specifically an Air Force Commander.


Dr. Aslek, full name Derrick Turing Aslek. Inventor of the Aslek "Coroner" Radium Rifle, the Aslek-Turing Spacial Rift Creator, and more. An enigmatic man, usually keeping to himself as he slaves away for a master that he calls Science. There are times when he sheds his cloak of mystery, and is commonly described as a man of philosophic and scientific thought. He is actually very good at making conversation, and wonders most about artificial sentience.
A small note: He is diagnosed with Asperger's, a version of High Functioning Autism that reverses the human brain to be geared towards creativity rather than socialability.

[Schrapnell]

General Infantry
These units are the most cheap to produce and buy. These units are humanoid in shape and size, comparable to an average male adult human. These units are able to identify friends and foes, but are not equipped with a semi-sentience drive. This leads to them only being able to mindlessly follow orders or if idle go into low power mode. These units are able to utilize any kind of weapon on the field, and can carry heavier weapons than the average soldier.
Price: $100 per unit, free supply if one has a supply deal with Rocket Armaments
CLS: "Adequate Compensation"
Combat Effectiveness: 89 out of 100 testers are satisfied with this product's performance on the field

Drones
These units are drones that hover above the ground up to a height of 250 ft. These drones can be outfitted into scouts, medics, resupply, and combat drones. These are a little bit more expensive to produce and buy than generalized infantry, but these drones can be used for more tasks thanks to an on-board semi-sentience drive, thus making them autonomous and able to hold a conversation. These drones also come equipped with a gravity manipulator apparatus, which can be used to either move objects around using a focused gravity field or shoot most objects caught in the focused gravity field forward with lethal momentum. It is much like an invisible hand, only its the hand of God.
Price: $150 per unit, free supply if one has a supply deal with Rocket Armaments
CLS: "Man's best friend, meet the Soldier's best friend!"
Combat Effectiveness: 97 out of 100 testers are impressed with this product's combat ability

Human-Like Androids
These units are an improved variant of the General Infantry units. This version is equipped with a semi-sentience drive. These units are specially made in a Orbital Factory found in low orbit of Mars, as the cold temperatures help to speed up processing power during calibration stages. These units also are made to emulate a human's body, down to blood and bone fabricated with 3D printers specially designed to create organics.
Price: $250 per unit, one needs a level 3 supply deal before they can get a supply of this product due to its power
CLS: "Where have I seen this before..."
Combat Effectiveness: 99 out of 100 testers approve this product for field use