PURCHASE OF SLAVES || NSMT

[Bretun]

Dear Sirs and Madames,

The government of Bretun would like to announce it is purchasing slaves, prices negotiable. Bretun intends to settle and further industrialise certain areas of the nation, and we believe that some areas would be fitted to resettle willing slaves. Therefore, we wish to purchase slaves from any interested nations - the slaves will be given the option of returning to their homeland, if such an option is safe, or to be resettled in the areas we deem suitable for resettlement. Families will be grouped together, so we therefore do ask you provide information on families.

-- Phillip Williams

[Nilrahrarfan]

OK. We'll give you a few of our criminals. We're reducing them from a death sentence, so these reformed murderers will pay without having to die a horrible, painful death (yes, we use medieval torture for our executions).

[Wilayah al-Kala]

The Darullah Slave Bazaar is willing to sell you 514 of our unwanted kafirs. What will you offer in return?

[Climalite]

I'm giving you 200,000 criminals from our nation. I want nothing in return...but just make these criminals pay.

[Flarbinia]

The Flarbinian Military will gladly sell 500,000 POWs for 3,000,000.

[Ancaps Heaven]

We can sell up to 3,000 able-bodied prisoners. 50 NSD per head.

[Ajins]

We can give you 30,000 healthy humans for 1 million Yen

[Great Stuff]

We have 1260 males - strong, reliable, safe, and healthy.
- 6793 すごいs, or 272 imperial pounds of silver. (64,332.43 NSD)

We are also willing to offer 50 females, all young, able bodied, and obedient.
- 4508 すごいs, or 180 IPS. (42,692.56 NSD)

They will all probably want to return after they are done, we have rewards set aside for them for choosing to go.

[Kathmandue]

i have 50,000 children secretly working in sweat shops in a nation i will not name next to me, i will give them all to you for a box of crayola crayons.

[Imperial Union of America]

Imperial State Department

Imperial City, District of Columbia,
Imperial Union of America

Hail Emperor!




To: Capital, Bretun

To whom it may concern

Dear sir/madam,

We have 5 million Niggers. Most of them are good buck niggers but we do have some elderly negroes.

We have 1 million niglets amongst them. 3 million of them are women, good for breeding. 1 million strong buck nigger men.

We'll sell you at a rate of 250 Imperial dollars for each niglet, 350 for each Nigger woman of breeding age and 450 for each Nigger man. We can't guarantee that they won't smell like Niggers, but they'll work if you whip them good enough. listed prices negotiable. We've got some spicks, too, but we can only sell those en-bulk.


They sing, too.

Signed,

Sir James Windell, Imperial Secretary of State

Imperial Union of America

[Zjaum]

Why is this happening...

[The Funeral Party]

Why is this happening...

Because everyone inside themselves is a truly horrible person,no matter what race,creed etc they are.

[Great Stuff]

Why is this happening...

Because everyone inside themselves is a truly horrible person,no matter what race,creed etc they are.

But our people want to improve themselves through voluntary servitude! That's why we're offering them homes and jobs and stuff when they return.

[Kyrusia]

[snip]

Imperial Union of America: Considering your rather extensive record, I am finding it hard to believe that there was any other intent than to troll here, given the degree of excess you deliberately went to with this post and despite its apparent "In-Character" nature. In-Character posting is not an excuse to violate the rules. For such, you will receive a *** 3-day ban for trolling ***.

[Assyria Reunited]

"Calm your tits, American."

[-CONCORD-]

"Heilige scheiße," muttered Monika Freitag, CONCORD's Director of Anti-Human-Trafficking Operations, as she examined the report in front of her. More countries trying to buy and sell slaves.
"I do not get paid enough to deal with this shit," she added in disgust, tossing the report aside as she began writing an e-mail to the Undersecretary-General of CONCORD.

The content of the email was fairly simple - CONCORD had a standard reaction to this sort of occurrence, and one that had been executed many times before. Known as FLYTRAP, this procedure involved CONCORD agents posing as willing buyers for slaves and purchasing them, only to set them free and, if possible, trace the money given to the slavers.

Addressed to all willing sellers:

To whom it may concern: the clients which I represent - clients which, I should note, prefer to remain anonymous - have a keen interest in purchasing as much of your inventory as possible, and are willing to pay top dollar to do so.

Sincerely,
Mr. A. P. Kasyanov

[Prusselanden]

The Prusselanden prison will rent you criminals for save labor for about 20 Thalers each per day. They are people who have committed crimes such as treason, rape and serial killing, domestic abuse, pimping and human trafficking.
Wilhelmijn Zoransky leaned back, looking at Monika.
"It's a form of punishement at my place. They violate other people's rights, they will have their rights violated. At least I do not buy and sell innocent peoples."