Viva La Vida Robotics Inc. (Open!, PMT)

[Almaniania]

We have 5 mechs for sale at the moment. 4 of them are for warfare, making battles against tough opponents easier. The last is for a new sport in which mechs race each other at speeds of 200 miles an hour!

Anyways this is the military section of our storefront.

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Name: 2584x "Gyges"
Role: Short to medium ranged Mech; Eliminates armor
Manufacturer: The Federation of Viva La Vida; Almanianian Robotics Division
Origin: The Federation of Viva La Vida; Robotics Corp.
Call #: 2584x

Equipped with 2 machine guns and 2 rocket pods, the Gyges is a heavily armed robot. It's armor is made out of reinforced steel, and can take on most anti-armor weapons. It's cockpit comes in two versions. One is the luxury version, and the other is the normal version. The luxury version is outfitted in comfortable leather seats and chairs that are designed to make the pilot as comfortable and as alert as possible. The other version just holds a normal chair that is not designed for anything particular. It comes in a variety of colors including black, blue,red, and even orange. Highly effective against armored vehicles

Price: C$350 million

Name: 4444x "Hopper"
Role: Middle to Long Range Mech; Eliminate Infantry
Manufacturer: The Federation of Viva La Vida; Robotics Corp.
Origin: Republic of Almaniania; Robotics Development Facility
Call #: 4444x

The 4444x has three weapons. The first is a grenade launcher. Very good for infantry in cover The last two are a stun laser and a minor Machine gun. It's mainly used to go from city to city in battle zones. It is armored with strongly reinforced steel and the Hopper has a top speed of 120 mph. It comes in just pure white. Effective at taking out infantry.

Price: C$200 million

Name: Machwalker 5000
Role: Medium to Long Range Mech
Manufacturer: The Federation of Viva La Vida; Robotics Corp.
Origin: Republic of American Capitalist; Robotics Development Facility
Call #: 5000x

The Machwalker 5000 comes included with 2 missile pods with 2 ray guns. It has a top speed at about 50 miles per hour. The cockpit can be detached after the legs have been taken out. Helpful when it seems like the Machwalker can not be saved. It comes in 3 colors Brown,Black, and White. Effective overall, main strong point is ground targets.

Price= C$245 million

Name: 4351x "King Spider"
Role: Melee Mech; Armored Eliminator
Manufacturer: The Federation of Viva La Vida; Robotics Corp.
Origin: Republic of Fancainia (East Fancainia); Unknown
Call #: 4351x

The King Spider is the king of intimidation and tank destruction. While it doesn't have any long range weapons it can move at speeds of up to 140 MPH. The King Spider's claws can tear through any tank. It comes in black or white. Highly effective against tanks. Weak against air attack (like most armored vehicles things)

Price: C$368 million

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All values are in chocolate dollars. Contact American Capitalist, Almaniania, or East Fancainia if more information is needed

[Almaniania]

Now for our Civilian Section:

Name: 1062 "Speedracer"
Role: Racer; Entertainment

The Speedster 4000 is the one of the fastest racing mechs in the world going at speeds of up to 2000 mph. Has little to no weaponry, as it is a racing vehicle, and is not designed to be used for warfare. However, it is very fun to watch a race between a few! It comes in almost any color and can be customized in any way. Can take a bit of a beating. However, crashing one of these into a wall is not suggested.

Price: C$3.6 million

[Almaniania]

Official Bots:
Unfortunately, we have none for the time being. But our brightest scientists and engineers are working to bring you bots for any official work needed!

[New Caldaris]

From:Special Operations Brigade, Director Lance
To:Viva La Vida Robotics Inc.

I would like to purchase some of your mechs as they would be a perfect addition to our SOB division and hopefully if we find they perform well we might make them an addition to our main armed forces.
-3 2584x "Gyges" Heavy Mechs for 1,050,000,000
-8 4444x "Hopper" Assault Mechs for 1,600,000,000
Total:2,650,000,000 Billion CD

[Almaniania]

We have opened our storefront and are now taking orders!

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To: Director Lance
From: Viva La Vida Robotics Inc.

Dear Mr. Lance,
It has come to our attention you would like to purchase some of our products.
The order you have placed is:
-3 2584x "Gyges" Heavy Mechs
-8 4444x "Hopper" Assault Mechs

Since you are a CoNS member, you get a 20% discount on all products.
Thus, your total is C$2,120,000,000.
We have ordered these from our factories, and will be ready in 6 months time.
A tutorial by a trained professional comes free with your order.
Thank you for buying, and Telegram Almaniania if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
Director Howes of Viva La Vida Robotics Inc.

[The shee of Albia]

We would like to buy a pair of "king spiders" for use in police work and national perades of the armed forces sometimes. Is it alowed to make aftermarked mods to them such as better computer hardwere and the genetically engineered orgainc shells used in many of our creations?

[Almaniania]

Dear Albia,
We have confirmed your request. We will send you one pair of King Spiders.
The answer to your question is yes, to an extent. You can, but try not to put too much "upgrading" into it. It could cause problems.
The total of your purchase is C$736 million.
To find out how much that is in your currency, I suggest NSTracker, or some other site.
We will contact you when it is ready. That will be in 3 months (1 real day).
Thank you for your order,
Director Howes

[Banshee grendels]

We would like twenty of each apart from the speedracers as the Assassin's of Picklepoo have desided to invade us.

[Almaniania]

Dear Banshee grendels,
Are you sure you will be able to pay for all of these?
Well, if you say so...

We will get on this right away.
The total cost is:
C$23.26 billion

We will have your order filled within 9 months (3 real days). We hope that you enjoyed shopping with us, and we are glad you made the choice to buy from our company.
Sincerely,
Director Howes

[New Caldaris]

We have opened our storefront and are now taking orders!

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To: Director Lance
From: Viva La Vida Robotics Inc.

Dear Mr. Lance,
It has come to our attention you would like to purchase some of our products.
The order you have placed is:
-3 2584x "Gyges" Heavy Mechs
-8 4444x "Hopper" Assault Mechs

Since you are a CoNS member, you get a 20% discount on all products.
Thus, your total is C$2,120,000,000.
We have ordered these from our factories, and will be ready in 6 months time.
A tutorial by a trained professional comes free with your order.
Thank you for buying, and Telegram Almaniania if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
Director Howes of Viva La Vida Robotics Inc.

From:Director Lance
To:Director Howes of Viva La Vida Robotics Inc

Thank you money has been wired and we will send transports to pick up the mechs right away

[The shee of Albia]

Dear Albia,
We have confirmed your request. We will send you one pair of King Spiders.
The answer to your question is yes, to an extent. You can, but try not to put too much "upgrading" into it. It could cause problems.
The total of your purchase is C$736 million.
To find out how much that is in your currency, I suggest NSTracker, or some other site.
We will contact you when it is ready. That will be in 3 months (1 real day).
Thank you for your order,
Director Howes

Why thank you. They have been working perfectly.

P.S. Is it posable tp replace the power-core with a vacume-energy-pulse battery? Can the CPU be controled useing wifi?

[Almaniania]

Yes.
OOC: Bump

[Almaniania]

Come on people! You know you want something!

[American Capitalist]

I'll order:
200 of the 4351x "King Spider"
100 of the Machwalker 5000
300 of the 2584x "Gyges"
20 of the 4444x "Hopper"

[Almaniania]

Dear American Capitalist,
I will speak on behalf of the director here. For you see, your order made him have a heart attack.
With a 30% discount (as we are united), your total is C$144.97 billion. If you want, we can have a payment plan to make sure your economy is not overwhelmed.
Thank you for your purchase. Now if you excuse me, I am going to go faint.
From,
Assistant Director Thomas

[American Capitalist]

Oh crap i'll shrink that:
120 of the 4351x "King Spider"
51 of the Machwalker 5000
180 of the 2584x "Gyges"
10 of the 4444x "Hopper"

[Almaniania]

Ok. The total is now:
C$ 105.2345 billion

[American Capitalist]

Ok. The total is now:
C$ 105.2345 billion

Okay that's fine Is it all right to send two payments one this year and one the next.

OOC: One year=one day.

[Almaniania]

Yes that is acceptable.
Please have your order in on time.
Your Mechs will be finished in 1 year (1 day)

[Almaniania]

bump

[Noders]

To whom it may concern,
We at Baxtell Heavy Engineering Droid Works would like to make a joint partnership with you profits split 50=50 we hope you find this message in good health
sincerely,
Max Von Sleet,
Owner of Baxtell Heavy Engineering Droid Works

[Almaniania]

To whom it may concern,
We at Baxtell Heavy Engineering Droid Works would like to make a joint partnership with you profits split 50=50 we hope you find this message in good health
sincerely,
Max Von Sleet,
Owner of Baxtell Heavy Engineering Droid Works

We like this offer and find this lucrative. Before we make the deal, we would like to view your storefront.

[Noders]

To whom it may concern,
We at Baxtell Heavy Engineering Droid Works would like to make a joint partnership with you profits split 50=50 we hope you find this message in good health
sincerely,
Max Von Sleet,
Owner of Baxtell Heavy Engineering Droid Works

We like this offer and find this lucrative. Before we make the deal, we would like to view your storefront.

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=28485&start=0

[Almaniania]

Come on people, buy something from us!

[Moonolithcy]

==== Official Communique Of The Galactic Senate Of Moonolithcy ====

Moonolithcy Nuclear Energy INC.

Greetings. We have seen your robots, and they look very promising. We'd like to introduce this new product to you in the hopes that you will implement it and better your robots.

Nuclear Power Cell - 100,000 kWh

With all the uranium lying around we'd long found out a way to safely transport and store nuclear energy. It is the nuclear power cell. This power cell acts as an overcharger and a battery. Plug it into a transformer to boost the output of your device in seconds! Guaranteed 0% leakage and 0% explosions. 100% safe.

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Capacity: 100 000 kWh
Pricing: 
25 000 USD empty
50 000 USD full
Extras:
UPS Adapter - FREE
Transformer - 200 USD
Lifetime Warranty - 100 000 USD (free replacements if needed)


As you can see, this power cell will at least double the performance, speed and charge of your robots. Best of all, they only cost 50 000 USD each! Although you'd need at least 6 to get a 100% increase in performance in your king spider, I assume.

Please get back to us (through telegram, preferably) if you're interested. Anyhow, I will be checking this forum thread.

P.S I'd like to rent 10 of those speedracers, and paint them different colors. Are you okay with that?

Regards,
The Galactic Senate of Moonolithcy
Moonolithcy Nuclear Energy INC.