Half of Kalasparadio Earth 2 is Half Finished!

[Kalasparata]

This is the world's first human made planet. It'll be in earth's orbit and about a 45km distaance from earth. We need more funds. It'll have the same atmosphere as earth and a 100km diamator complete with an ocean and only 2 time zones. People will there, it'll be exactly like earth but smaller. Whoever can help fund it will get an island, the more you pay, the bigger share you get plus all profit from that planet (which'll be a great tourist attraction!) the gravity will keep it over Kalasparata for quick journeys for us there

[Meso Smatonia]

TRANSMITTER: The Federal Republic of Meso Smatonia; Scientific Exploration Division (AA1-092)
RECEIVER: The Democratic Republic of Kalasparata; Unknown (SOL15-A)

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This seems implausible. Even for an advanced civilization like ours.

[Kalasparata]

TRANSMITTER: The Federal Republic of Meso Smatonia; Scientific Exploration Division (AA1-092)
RECEIVER: The Democratic Republic of Kalasparata; Unknown (SOL15-A)

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This seems implausible. Even for an advanced civilization like ours.

Why?

[Shinkadomayaka]

TRANSMITTER: The Federal Republic of Meso Smatonia; Scientific Exploration Division (AA1-092)
RECEIVER: The Democratic Republic of Kalasparata; Unknown (SOL15-A)

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This seems implausible. Even for an advanced civilization like ours.

Why?

OOC: Maybe the fact that you have 152 million people. However, for the lols...
IC: The Empire of Shinkadomayaka will donate $1,500,000,000,000 to this project.

[Kalasparata]

TRANSMITTER: The Federal Republic of Meso Smatonia; Scientific Exploration Division (AA1-092)
RECEIVER: The Democratic Republic of Kalasparata; Unknown (SOL15-A)

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This seems implausible. Even for an advanced civilization like ours.

Why?

OOC: Maybe the fact that you have 152 million people. However, for the lols...
IC: The Empire of Shinkadomayaka will donate $1,500,000,000,000 to this project.

Accsepted! You will get a 40km Island. And it also orbit Kalasparata to Shinkadomayaka and back. Which part of the nation do you want the orbit to take a 10 minute break at?

[Shinkadomayaka]

TRANSMITTER: The Federal Republic of Meso Smatonia; Scientific Exploration Division (AA1-092)
RECEIVER: The Democratic Republic of Kalasparata; Unknown (SOL15-A)

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This seems implausible. Even for an advanced civilization like ours.

Why?

OOC: Maybe the fact that you have 152 million people. However, for the lols...
IC: The Empire of Shinkadomayaka will donate $1,500,000,000,000 to this project.

Accsepted! You will get a 40km Island. And it also orbit Kalasparata to Shinkadomayaka and back. Which part of the nation do you want the orbit to take a 10 minute break at?

OOC: Not sure what you mean... Do you mean the planet? Or is the island floating in space?

[The shee of Albia]

We, as long as we are alowed to create starshipyards on some of our part of the planet will donate $1,500,000 to this project. It's not as much as the Shinkadomayakaites gave but we aren't as rich a nation as them.

[Kalasparata]

Granted, you get a 10km island. Also, we're increasing the planet's size from 100 square kilometers 1000 square kilometers. Also, we are just $400,000,000,000 away!

[Shinkadomayaka]

Granted, you get a 10km island. Also, we're increasing the planet's size from 100 square kilometers 1000 square kilometers. Also, we are just $400,000,000,000 away!

Then we donate another $399,999,999,999.99!

[Kalasparata]

Accepted, you get 39.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% to do with as you will! Also, it'll orbit to your nation and spend 2 days anyplace you want it to. and we'll make the the island/s to your custom liking and you may use up as much as your owniage as possible

[Shinkadomayaka]

To end this, we donate 1 penny, thus giving the rest of the required funds.

[Kalasparata]

Great. You get an extra kilometer. Kalaspaaradio Earth 2 is completly paid for! We will be constructing it now and making the orbit!
Also, you have to tell me which part of your nation you want the orbit to stop at! Now we are looking for companies to put in it's name. We already have Kalasparata's richest radio station Kalasparadio. We'd like more!

[Kalasparata]

Granted, you get a 10km island. Also, we're increasing the planet's size from 100 square kilometers 1000 square kilometers. Also, we are just $400,000,000,000 away!

Then we donate another $399,999,999,999.99!

O.O.C.I rate your signuiture 10 out of 10 for the cheering for Australaia!
I.C. we love your nation!

[Shinkadomayaka]

Granted, you get a 10km island. Also, we're increasing the planet's size from 100 square kilometers 1000 square kilometers. Also, we are just $400,000,000,000 away!

Then we donate another $399,999,999,999.99!

O.O.C.I rate your signuiture 10 out of 10 for the cheering for Australaia!
I.C. we love your nation!

OOC: It's not australia, I'm american. Im a member of the Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne, hence the link beneath that.

[Nazi Centauri]

we would like a piece of a pie and we will develop it.

[Kalasparata]

Deal, the diameter has increased to 3000km. You get 40%

[Grandais]

Good luck with your 'planet' crashing into Earth, especially if it's only ~50km away. :3

Also, two timezones for one planet? What are they, 'day' and 'night'?

[Kalasparata]

Yea, preatty much

[Free Kanadian Refugees]

Yea, preatty much

You fail everything ever.

[Grandais]

OOC: Timezones do not work that way. [/nitpick]

EDIT
But seriously, 50km is still within the Earth's atmosphere. It'd be pulled into the Earth before it even had a chance to go anywhere.

IC EDIT:
Have you considered the effect on tidal activity that a planetoid orbiting the Earth would have? This could have catastrophic results on the planet and we oppose this.

[Kalasparata]

OOC: Timezones do not work that way. [/nitpick]

EDIT
But seriously, 50km is still within the Earth's atmosphere. It'd be pulled into the Earth before it even had a chance to go anywhere.

IC EDIT:
Have you considered the effect on tidal activity that a planetoid orbiting the Earth would have? This could have catastrophic results on the planet and we oppose this.

OOC: they could if you would buy a sepertae watch guiness
IC: We will do it benifit our tides
OOC: It won't orbit around earth, it'll orbit to a country, stop orbiting for a while then orbit to an other country and stay there for a while then back to us and stay here for a while then the circle continues. Also, we have gravity to dstop it from crashing into earth

[Free Kanadian Refugees]

OOC: Timezones do not work that way. [/nitpick]

EDIT
But seriously, 50km is still within the Earth's atmosphere. It'd be pulled into the Earth before it even had a chance to go anywhere.

IC EDIT:
Have you considered the effect on tidal activity that a planetoid orbiting the Earth would have? This could have catastrophic results on the planet and we oppose this.

OOC: they could if you would buy a sepertae watch guiness
IC: We will do it benifit our tides
OOC: It won't orbit around earth, it'll orbit to a country, stop orbiting for a while then orbit to an other country and stay there for a while then back to us and stay here for a while then the circle continues. Also, we have gravity to dstop it from crashing into earth

YOU FAIL FUCKING EVERYTHING EVER RUBIX CUBE FLAG MAN

[Grandais]

OOC: Timezones do not work that way. [/nitpick]

EDIT
But seriously, 50km is still within the Earth's atmosphere. It'd be pulled into the Earth before it even had a chance to go anywhere.

IC EDIT:
Have you considered the effect on tidal activity that a planetoid orbiting the Earth would have? This could have catastrophic results on the planet and we oppose this.

OOC: they could if you would buy a sepertae watch guiness
IC: We will do it benifit our tides
OOC: It won't orbit around earth, it'll orbit to a country, stop orbiting for a while then orbit to an other country and stay there for a while then back to us and stay here for a while then the circle continues. Also, we have gravity to dstop it from crashing into earth

OOC:
...

erm
That's not how orbit works
or gravity

You would need unfathomable amounts of energy to control the orbit of a planetoid at will, and that would also mess up the tides

[Kalasparata]

OOC: Timezones do not work that way. [/nitpick]

EDIT
But seriously, 50km is still within the Earth's atmosphere. It'd be pulled into the Earth before it even had a chance to go anywhere.

IC EDIT:
Have you considered the effect on tidal activity that a planetoid orbiting the Earth would have? This could have catastrophic results on the planet and we oppose this.

OOC: they could if you would buy a sepertae watch guiness
IC: We will do it benifit our tides
OOC: It won't orbit around earth, it'll orbit to a country, stop orbiting for a while then orbit to an other country and stay there for a while then back to us and stay here for a while then the circle continues. Also, we have gravity to dstop it from crashing into earth

OOC:
...

erm
That's not how orbit works
or gravity

You would need unfathomable amounts of energy to control the orbit of a planetoid at will, and that would also mess up the tides

OOC: We know that, it's just RP, you don't have to take it too seriously
IC: I already told you, messing up tides is good because we'll m,ess them up to our benifit

[Grandais]

[OOC]
I know, but I'm still peeved. :/
[IC]
I don't see how you could 'mess up the tides to your benefit'. Surely, the effect would be catastrophic in some part of the world, and would also mess up the natural ecosystem and animal behaviour. Furthermore, the creation of an artificial planetoid is a massive drain on resources which could be spent on other things, such as aid to countries which suffer from poverty or malnutrition, and is only a symbol of the ill priorities of capitalism and its urge to prove its power and wealth above all others. If we focussed on protection of the environment and population control, perhaps we would not have a need for another planet - and we don't need one!

I implore you to reconsider this proposal, and will be forced to take violent action if this continues.