Very good trade

[Hetrica]

(Inside an Unnamedlandian government office.)
"Only 1000 dimes? Wow, that's a cheap coffee machine."
"Wait...didn't it say something about sunglasses and explosions?"
"Um...and this is...like...ten times cheaper than a normal bomb?"
"We need to call Unnamedlanding Defense Command."

(A few hours later)
Unnamedland would like to buy 2,000 copies of your coffee machine. If you do not have these available, we would like to buy the blueprint.
On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED note, we would like to buy 2,000 sunglasses.

This was cut ages ago

[Unnamedland]

One month ago doesn't count as "ages ago."

[Australian rePublic]

(Inside an Unnamedlandian government office.)
"Only 1000 dimes? Wow, that's a cheap coffee machine."
"Wait...didn't it say something about sunglasses and explosions?"
"Um...and this is...like...ten times cheaper than a normal bomb?"
"We need to call Unnamedlanding Defense Command."

(A few hours later)
Unnamedland would like to buy 2,000 copies of your coffee machine. If you do not have these available, we would like to buy the blueprint.
On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED note, we would like to buy 2,000 sunglasses.

It's at the bottom of the ocean and rusted