Very good trade

[New Ducklands]

The Hetrican coffee emporium/muesum owner has seen this request and commited suicide. The machine is a national artifact now so it can not go into any muesum but a hetrican muesum. Sorry for all issues regarding this

BURN IT ALL!!!

[Australian rePublic]

TOO LATE! The PRIVATE COMPANY who wished to buy it has STOLEN it. The 1000 dimes on the desk of the seller

[Ximea]

TOO LATE! The PRIVATE COMPANY who wished to poses it has stolen it.

You don't know how sorely tempted I am to send a special forces team to recover this "artifact of historical importance" and turn this farce of a thread into a world war over a coffee maker.

But it's pretty late, and I'm tired, and I don't know if anyone would play along.

[Australian rePublic]

TOO LATE! The PRIVATE COMPANY who wished to poses it has stolen it.

You don't know how sorely tempted I am to send a special forces team to recover this "artifact of historical importance" and turn this farce of a thread into a world war over a coffee maker.

But it's pretty late, and I'm tired, and I don't know if anyone would play along.

You do know it was stolen by a PRIVATE COMPANY withOUT authorisation of the government, and if they were to find out about it, would probably open a police investigation

[New Ducklands]

While this cat fight goes on New Duckian Spec Ops steal the last two machines and burns them... Heheheheh...

[Australian rePublic]

The coffee machine has been found and is being returned to its original owner. A miscommunication lead to the thief thinking that the sale was final is what is predicted will be argued in a court of law
You can track its delivery here. The original owner is requesting the return of the 1000 domes. The original owner is invited to argue in court. Failure to attend makes it more likely that the thief will not be prosecuted. Alternativly, the original owner can drop all charges and return the 1000 dimes that were paid

[Kentukistan]

The coffee machine has been found and is being returned to its original owner. A miscommunication lead to the thief thinking that the sale was final is what is predicted will be argued in a court of law
You can track its delivery here. The original owner is requesting the return of the 1000 domes. The original owner is invited to argue in court. Failure to attend makes it more likely that the thief will not be prosecuted. Alternativly, the original owner can drop all charges and return the 1000 dimes that were paid

The Kentukistani International Air Force has surounded the vehicle returning the coffee machine. Kentukistani Special Ops and the Navy is also in the area.

Just hand over the coffee machine, and you get $5 million drumsticks.

[Australian rePublic]

The coffee machine has been found and is being returned to its original owner. A miscommunication lead to the thief thinking that the sale was final is what is predicted will be argued in a court of law
You can track its delivery here. The original owner is requesting the return of the 1000 domes. The original owner is invited to argue in court. Failure to attend makes it more likely that the thief will not be prosecuted. Alternativly, the original owner can drop all charges and return the 1000 dimes that were paid

The Kentukistani International Air Force has surounded the vehicle returning the coffee machine. Kentukistani Special Ops and the Navy is also in the area.

Just hand over the coffee machine, and you get $5 million drumsticks.

It's on a foreign ship outside of Australian control

[Ximea]

The Kentukistani International Air Force has surounded the vehicle returning the coffee machine. Kentukistani Special Ops and the Navy is also in the area.

Just hand over the coffee machine, and you get $5 million drumsticks.

It's on a foreign ship outside of Australian control

Ximean satellites are tracking this ship, and a destroyer carrying highly trained special forces is on route to intercept.

[Australian rePublic]

Anything that happens beyond this point is outside of our hands.

[Australian rePublic]

There is a rumour that the ship containing the coffee machine was hijacked by foreign (non-Australian) pirates

[Hetrica]

The Hetrican general was sitting in the disaster room, he told his men "we have permission to nuke this coffee machine, were is it now" A single man raised his hand "sir, i have the co-ordinates here" the general stood up straight and said, input the Defcon codes. The computer screen at the front blurted out the defcon levels "LEVEL 1, LEVEL 2, LEVEL 3" The general typed in his password "LEVEL 4" The president entered the room, typing in the password. he put his finger on the enter button, and pressed enter. "WRONG PASSWORD 3 MORE ATTEMPS" The president then carefully typed in his password again "WRONG PASSWORD 2 MORE ATTEMPS" In anger his kicked the floor, the general went and told him that he had caps lock on. He turned off caps lock and typed in the password. "DEFCON 5" Then he pressed the big red button, the nuke was fired. The machine blown to bits, gone forever.

SO NO MORE COFFEE MACHINE

[Australian rePublic]

There was a blank space near the location of the coffee machine which got nuked. The nuke missed the coffee machine by a matter of metres, leaving this empty space of ocean will forever be radioactive


The captain has sent out a message:
"BE CAREFUL WHO YOU NUKE. THIS IS A CIVILIAN SHIP. A CIVILIAN SHIP!"
The captain awaiting the order to throw the coffee machine overboard. "As soon as Hetrica tell us to dispose of the machine, we will"

The company who "stole" it now ask-"Does this mean we get our 1000 dimes back?"

[Hetrica]

HAVE YOUR MONEY BACK, THIS IS A GOD DAMN COFFEE MACHINE BUYING THREAD NOT A WAR THREAD. SHOVE THAT THING OVERBOARD

[Peoples Republic of the Basque People]

This coffee machine could be of great status in our nation. I, supreme leader Mondesi Naglefi, must have it! I'll pay your price and show it as a uniting symbol of national wealth. We will take pride in something made in a foreign land because it is uniquely Basque. Like the Statue of Liberty. Only smaller. Whoever has it, speak now!

[New Ducklands]

This coffee machine could be of great status in our nation. I, supreme leader Mondesi Naglefi, must have it! I'll pay your price and show it as a uniting symbol of national wealth. We will take pride in something made in a foreign land because it is uniquely Basque. Like the Statue of Liberty. Only smaller. Whoever has it, speak now!

Sir this was a scam, we don't want to have spec-ops have to destroy it, DON'T BUY THIS SCAM. Otherwise, i'll destroy the plane ship its sent on...

[Moscecor]

Tag for the lols.

[New Ducklands]

Tag for the lols.

This is what fake trade looks like xD

[Blorbs]

Tempting, but the cost to get it shipped from Earth to Kerbin would cost a few million times more than the price of the coffee machine itself, so I think I will stick to more domestic sources.

[Australian rePublic]

The coffee machine has been dropped in the ocean

[Australian rePublic]

This coffee machine could be of great status in our nation. I, supreme leader Mondesi Naglefi, must have it! I'll pay your price and show it as a uniting symbol of national wealth. We will take pride in something made in a foreign land because it is uniquely Basque. Like the Statue of Liberty. Only smaller. Whoever has it, speak now!

We chucked it in the ocean

[Hetrica]

YES FINALLY

[Hetrica]

your money is on your desk

[Australian rePublic]

your money is on your desk

Thank You!

[Unnamedland]

(Inside an Unnamedlandian government office.)
"Only 1000 dimes? Wow, that's a cheap coffee machine."
"Wait...didn't it say something about sunglasses and explosions?"
"Um...and this is...like...ten times cheaper than a normal bomb?"
"We need to call Unnamedlanding Defense Command."

(A few hours later)
Unnamedland would like to buy 2,000 copies of your coffee machine. If you do not have these available, we would like to buy the blueprint.
On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED note, we would like to buy 2,000 sunglasses.