Westley Theater

[Elykyellek]

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Yo, man,

My name's Pasifika Helmud-Thores, the Third of Dali. You may call me Your Serene Highness, but I don't think that shall rhytme dawg. Get what I am sayin'?

Okay, okay, hear me out here. I am the third Prince of Dali, youngest one of my old man, the Prince of Dali, one of nineteen sovereigns in Yohannes, y' hear? I am talented, Honoured graduate of the University of Dali School of Media, Communication Studies, and Performance Arts. Graduated five years past, and now ownin' muh' own alternate rap show. Boom. How's that for accomplishment?

See, I am looking to introduce my performance, full egg-crackin', basket-weavin', dictator squirmin' talent abroad, for others to clap at! I may not be the best, but I shall always thrive to be the very best, and shall not rest, and that shall be muh' call. To showcase to em' all, gotta showcase to em' all. Okay, finally, time for seat down session. I am writin' this letter to yo' gold ass, and that's a compliment yo, cause' I wanna apply to perform at your amazing institution. I will fly there, crackin' diamond style, on muh princely plane, in around three days time to possibly see yo' representative. Before then, though, here is the letter of application I must submit to yo' honourable golden ass:

Nation Name: Yohannes
Name of Event: Princely Dali Alternate Performance: Coloured or White, Gotta All Unite
Type of Event: Talk Show
Genre: Public Talk and Performance
Desired Date(s): Thursday, September 22, 2017
Comments/Descriptions: Lookin' to correspond' with yo' most honourable and dignified ass'. I love your institution yo.

Hello Pasifika Helmud-Thores,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. There is already some growing excitement about your performance, with some news outlets calling it a "spectacle." But anyways, we are very excited and looking forward to your performance.


Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[United Celtic Peoples]

Nation Name: United Celtic People
Name of Event: This is War?
Type of Event: Theatrical play
Genre: Historical comedy
Desired Date(s): Febuary 2nd - Febuary 13th 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Based on the comedic comic strips drawn by soldiers in the 2005 Galician war and spun on by the Celtic comedian Anthony Caul, This is War? is a light and humourous take on the Galician War of 2005 about a couch potato finding himself becoming a fighter pilot.

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: United Celtic People
Name of Event: This is War?
Type of Event: Theatrical play
Genre: Historical comedy
Desired Date(s): Febuary 2nd - Febuary 13th 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Based on the comedic comic strips drawn by soldiers in the 2005 Galician war and spun on by the Celtic comedian Anthony Caul, This is War? is a light and humourous take on the Galician War of 2005 about a couch potato finding himself becoming a fighter pilot.

Approved

[Chistanad]

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Chistanian Beauty Tour
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop
Desired Dates: August 21 and 22
Comments/Descriptions: Amanda Jones wants to secure a stop on her Chistanian Beauty Tour at the historical Westley Theater.

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Christmas Tour
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop
Desired Dates: December 21 and 22
Comments/Descriptions: Amanda Jones wants to secure a stop on her Christmas Tour at the historical Westley Theater.

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Dangerous Love Tour
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop and Dance-pop
Desired Dates(s): January 28, 29, and 30, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Christina Yemm and Amanda Jones wants to start their Dangerous Love Tour at the historical Westley Theater.

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Dangerous Love Tour
Name of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop and Dance-pop
Desired Dates(s): March 29 and 30, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Christina Yemm and Amanda Jones wants their mid-tour stop of the Dangerous Love Tour to be at the historical Westley Theater.

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Dangerous Love Tour
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop and Dance-pop
Desired Dates(s): June 6, 7, and 8, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Christina Yemm and Amanda Jones wants to end their Dangerous Love Tour at the historical Westley Theater.

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Chistanian Beauty Tour
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop
Desired Dates: August 21 and 22
Comments/Descriptions: Amanda Jones wants to secure a stop on her Chistanian Beauty Tour at the historical Westley Theater.

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Christmas Tour
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop
Desired Dates: December 21 and 22
Comments/Descriptions: Amanda Jones wants to secure a stop on her Christmas Tour at the historical Westley Theater.

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Dangerous Love Tour
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop and Dance-pop
Desired Dates(s): January 28, 29, and 30, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Christina Yemm and Amanda Jones wants to start their Dangerous Love Tour at the historical Westley Theater.

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Dangerous Love Tour
Name of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop and Dance-pop
Desired Dates(s): March 29 and 30, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Christina Yemm and Amanda Jones wants their mid-tour stop of the Dangerous Love Tour to be at the historical Westley Theater.

Nation Name: Chistanad
Name of Event: Dangerous Love Tour
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop and Dance-pop
Desired Dates(s): June 6, 7, and 8, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Christina Yemm and Amanda Jones wants to end their Dangerous Love Tour at the historical Westley Theater.

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Hello,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. We are very excited and are looking forward to the upcoming performances of Amanda Jones and Christina Yemm at the historic Westley Theater.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[Wercas]

Nation Name: wercas
Name of Event: Wercas circus at the westley theater!
Type of Event: circus concert
Genre: circus
Desired Date(s): any time comfortable to the theater
Comments/Descriptions: none

[Reino do Brazil]

Nation Name: Reino do Brazil
Name of Event: Cocteau Twins
Type of Event: concert
Genre: Alternative
Desired Date(s): Jan 2018
Comments/Descriptions: No

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: wercas
Name of Event: Wercas circus at the westley theater!
Type of Event: circus concert
Genre: circus
Desired Date(s): any time comfortable to the theater
Comments/Descriptions: none

Hello,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. We are very excited and are looking forward to the Wercas circus at the historic Westley Theater.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

Nation Name: Reino do Brazil
Name of Event: Cocteau Twins
Type of Event: concert
Genre: Alternative
Desired Date(s): Jan 2018
Comments/Descriptions: No

Hello,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. We are very excited and are looking forward to the upcoming performance of the Cocteau Twins at the historic Westley Theater.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[Britonisea]

We would like to say that in the coming months, we will confirm whether Vha Mehlodhivestoile Trois will happen.

For now;

Nation Name: Britonisea
Name of Event: Eva Almast World Tour: Lethal Secrets
Type of Event: Music Concert
Genre: Alternative Pop
Desired Date(s): June 27 2017 - June 30 2017
Comments/Descriptions: N/A

[Elykyellek]

We would like to say that in the coming months, we will confirm whether Vha Mehlodhivestoile Trois will happen.

For now;

Nation Name: Britonisea
Name of Event: Eva Almast World Tour: Lethal Secrets
Type of Event: Music Concert
Genre: Alternative Pop
Desired Date(s): June 27 2017 - June 30 2017
Comments/Descriptions: N/A

Hello,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. We are very excited and are looking forward to the upcoming performances of Eva Almast at the historic Westley Theater.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: Elykyellek
Name of Event: Gadzooks
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Alternative - Pop punk
Desired Date(s): April 6-7, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Legendary pop punk band Gadzooks will be making a two night stop at the Westley Theater for their upcoming tour next spring.

[Santiland Repubilc]

Nation Name: Santiland Republic
Name of Event: Crazy Bill's Show
Type of Event: Show
Genre: Comedy
Desired Date(s): August 2017 and August 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Crazy Bill's Show is an award winning comedy show from the Santiland Republic. Crazy Bill's Show is mainly stand-up comedy, although, fail videos will also be shown during the event.

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: Santiland Republic
Name of Event: Crazy Bill's Show
Type of Event: Show
Genre: Comedy
Desired Date(s): August 2017 and August 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Crazy Bill's Show is an award winning comedy show from the Santiland Republic. Crazy Bill's Show is mainly stand-up comedy, although, fail videos will also be shown during the event.

Hello,

We would like to approve your show but we like more information on your dates that you requested. Which specific dates would you like?

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[Santiland Repubilc]

Nation Name: Santiland Republic
Name of Event: Crazy Bill's Show
Type of Event: Show
Genre: Comedy
Desired Date(s): August 2017 and August 2018
Comments/Descriptions: Crazy Bill's Show is an award winning comedy show from the Santiland Republic. Crazy Bill's Show is mainly stand-up comedy, although, fail videos will also be shown during the event.

Hello,

We would like to approve your show but we like more information on your dates that you requested. Which specific dates would you like?

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

We would like August 28, 2017 and 2018 and August 29th, 2017 and 2018

[Hindia Belanda]

Nation Name: The Commonwealth of Hindia Belanda
Name of Event: Conference of the Birds
Type of Event: Performance art/musical
Genre: Music, dance, performance art
Desired Date(s): 22, 23, 24 July 2017
Comments/Descriptions: A rerun of our last year's performances

[Elykyellek]

Hello,

We would like to approve your show but we like more information on your dates that you requested. Which specific dates would you like?

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

We would like August 28, 2017 and 2018 and August 29th, 2017 and 2018

Approved

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: The Commonwealth of Hindia Belanda
Name of Event: Conference of the Birds
Type of Event: Performance art/musical
Genre: Music, dance, performance art
Desired Date(s): 22, 23, 24 July 2017
Comments/Descriptions: A rerun of our last year's performances

Hello,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. We are very excited for the return of Conference of the Birds at the historic Westley Theater. Last year's performances were a hit and we are very much looking to this year.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[Nau States]

Nation Name: Nau States
Name of Event: Battle Born: The Life and Times of Ari Red
Type of Event: Theatrical play
Genre: Historical
Desired Date(s): October 30th, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: The fictional account of the most brutal outlaw to rule the desert-Ari Red

[Goisa]

Nation Name: Goisa
Name of Event: The Mens Ballet Event
Type of Event: Dance
Genre: Ballet
Desired Date(s): 4-8 August 2017
Comments/Descriptions: N/A

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: Nau States
Name of Event: Battle Born: The Life and Times of Ari Red
Type of Event: Theatrical play
Genre: Historical
Desired Date(s): October 30th, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: The fictional account of the most brutal outlaw to rule the desert-Ari Red

Hello,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. We are very excited and are looking forward to the upcoming performance of Battle Born: The Life and Times of Ari Red at the historic Westley Theater.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: Goisa
Name of Event: The Mens Ballet Event
Type of Event: Dance
Genre: Ballet
Desired Date(s): 4-8 August 2017
Comments/Descriptions: N/A

Hello,

Unfortunately, there are already events scheduled for the dates you have selected. Please take a look at the schedule to find an available time and we would be happy to approve your ballet.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: Elykyellek
Name of Event: Kelley City Ballet presents Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty
Type of Event: Ballet
Genre: Ballet
Desired Date(s): March 16-18, 2018
Comments/Descriptions: The Kelley City Ballet invites you to join them in their yearly performance of Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty

[New Visayan Islands]

Nation Name: The Confederation of the New Visayan Islands
Name of Event: USS Tour: Gone Underground
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop Punk
Desired Date(s): August 30-31, 2017
Comments/Descriptions: The Underground Smoking Society is a 4-man pop punk band from the NVI known for two things: topping local charts for weeks on end and being composed entirely of AnCaps. Named as a protest to the Province of Bohol's ban on smoking in public with their self-titled album, they gained popularity after releasing their second album, Big Black Markets.

The lead vocalist, Anthony Saligumba, is a known advocate of drug decriminalization, going on record as saying "the State has no place in determining what adults can or cannot put in their own bodies."

[Elykyellek]

Nation Name: The Confederation of the New Visayan Islands
Name of Event: USS Tour: Gone Underground
Type of Event: Concert
Genre: Pop Punk
Desired Date(s): August 30-31, 2017
Comments/Descriptions: The Underground Smoking Society is a 4-man pop punk band from the NVI known for two things: topping local charts for weeks on end and being composed entirely of AnCaps. Named as a protest to the Province of Bohol's ban on smoking in public with their self-titled album, they gained popularity after releasing their second album, Big Black Markets.

The lead vocalist, Anthony Saligumba, is a known advocate of drug decriminalization, going on record as saying "the State has no place in determining what adults can or cannot put in their own bodies."

Hello,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. We are very excited and are looking forward to the upcoming performances of The Underground Smoking Society at the historic Westley Theater.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

[Hindia Belanda]

Nation Name: The Commonwealth of Hindia Belanda
Name of Event: Conference of the Birds
Type of Event: Performance art/musical
Genre: Music, dance, performance art
Desired Date(s): 22, 23, 24 July 2017
Comments/Descriptions: A rerun of our last year's performances

Hello,

We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. We are very excited for the return of Conference of the Birds at the historic Westley Theater. Last year's performances were a hit and we are very much looking to this year.

Sincerely,

Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society

The Jakarta Tribune has reviewed this year's rerun of the Conference of the Birds at the Westley Theatre: viewtopic.php?p=32283083#p32283083

VERDICT: 4/5 ★★★★☆