Yohannes wrote:This correspondence shall be recorded, and sealed therein, as accorded by
Her Majesty's Parliamentary Royal Household Communication Act, tabled in 1831, and amended in 1907
Yo, man,
My name's Pasifika Helmud-Thores, the Third of Dali. You may call me Your Serene Highness, but I don't think that shall rhytme dawg. Get what I am sayin'?
Okay, okay, hear me out here. I am the third Prince of Dali, youngest one of my old man, the Prince of Dali, one of nineteen sovereigns in Yohannes, y' hear? I am talented, Honoured graduate of the University of Dali School of Media, Communication Studies, and Performance Arts. Graduated five years past, and now ownin' muh' own alternate rap show. Boom. How's that for accomplishment?
See, I am looking to introduce my performance, full egg-crackin', basket-weavin', dictator squirmin' talent abroad, for others to clap at! I may not be the best, but I shall always thrive to be the very best, and shall not rest, and that shall be muh' call. To showcase to em' all, gotta showcase to em' all. Okay, finally, time for seat down session. I am writin' this letter to yo' gold ass, and that's a compliment yo, cause' I wanna apply to perform at your amazing institution. I will fly there, crackin' diamond style, on muh princely plane, in around three days time to possibly see yo' representative. Before then, though, here is the letter of application I must submit to yo' honourable golden ass:Nation Name: Yohannes
Name of Event: Princely Dali Alternate Performance: Coloured or White, Gotta All Unite
Type of Event: Talk Show
Genre: Public Talk and Performance
Desired Date(s): Thursday, September 22, 2017
Comments/Descriptions: Lookin' to correspond' with yo' most honourable and dignified ass'. I love your institution yo.
Hello Pasifika Helmud-Thores,
We have reviewed your application for your event and we are pleased to let you know that we have approved your request. There is already some growing excitement about your performance, with some news outlets calling it a "spectacle." But anyways, we are very excited and looking forward to your performance.
Sincerely,
Mikaela Voll
Director
Yellekan Theater Society