A small word from our Glorious Leader of the People, Supreme General of the Lavanther Armed Forces, First Patriot of the Working People's Militia and Guiding Light of Unified Lavanther Industries, Stefanos Juliano Marcelino Fragerio:
Barra Nuffu, moi frattasIt is my sincerest pleasure to allow you, a fair citizen of our fine Earth, the opportunity and privilege to purchase the sweat of our eyebrows, the labour from our hands. As the illegitimate insurgents remain a blight on our magnificently beautiful islands, I am afraid that our stocks are not as abundant as they were. All products produced by the Unified Lavanther Industries remains sturdy, reasonably priced and of the highest quality, without cutting corners. When people will ask where you have bought one of our products, you will be able to proudly say 'At the Unified Lavanther Industries! Only the best is made in Lavanther!'. If you're not and it's not your fault, money back! It's a Fragerio guarantee.
And when you become a member of any one of our customer loyalty programs, you're almost stealing the products at such low, low prices! It really is one of the best times to start shopping and spending at Unified Lavanther Industries. Unified Lavanther Industries - A Better Future, Together.Chaccho,
The Right Honourable Sir Stefanos Juliano Marcelino Fragerio,
Leader of the People of Lavanther,
Supreme General of the Lavanther Armed Forces,
First Patriot of the Working People's Militia,
Guiding Light of Unified Lavanther Industries
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