Official Shiatoran Communique
REGARDING: Military Purchases
BY: Shiatoru Department of Defense
CLASSIFICATION: Top Secret
To Whom it May Concern:
The United Socialist States of Shiatoru would like to inquire about a potential military purchase. Our military has not faced a major engagement since the early 1990s and is woeful need of upgrading. In particular, our air force is in desperate need of intercept-capable fighter planes for the purposes of domestic airspace defense. We need a vehicle that is versatile enough to both intercept and bring down any craft it is required to. We would like to inquire if the Su-33AL meets these specifications, and if so, how many you would be willing to manufacture for our use in a short timeframe and on a reasonably small budget of $5.5 billion NSD.
In addition, in compliance with Shiatoruan laws and socialist ideals that are unfortunately not always reachable in the current capitalist world order, we wish for assurance that these weapons were manufactured in an ethical fashion, by workers that are paid a proper wage, work in a safe environment, receive proper rest and work-life balance, etc. In return, we are of course happy to answer any required questions. Thank you for your time.










