TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
The Ministry of Defense of the Great People's Beylerbeylik of Burqistan wishes to inquire about the purchase of arms from Allanean Defense Exports. His Most Excellent and Unrivaled Majesty Prezidenti-Beylerbeyi Utku Bahadur has deemed it necessary to import weapons in order to strengthen the might of the Armed Forces of Burqistan. The Ministry of Defense would like to purchase the following:
- 12 Hammond Motors Citymaster Urban Pacification Vehicles ($36m)
- 5 AA-Whirlwind Multiple Launch Rocket Systems ($15m)
On behalf of our glorious Beylerbey, I express my gratitude to the sellers of these wares, and hope that our business may proceed amicably. Burqistan and our great leader will peace and cooperation among nations; Burqistan expressly intends to use these instruments of violence only for the combating of internal subversion and protest, with no intention of of aggressive expansion.
Please note that any possible future incidents of arms production bearing the likeness of Allanean Defense Exports products with slight modifications to fit Burqistani military and ammunition standards are entirely coincidental, and not at all connected in any way with the government of Burqistan, nor its excellent people, nor its most revered and wondrous Beylerbey, but likely the work of foreign propagandists who will be given due recourse for their attempted subversion of the international order.
Bahadur, Bahadur, Bahadur,
Bey Yuşkan Urumudur, Minister of Defense, Bahadurqal, Grand People's Beylerbeylik of Burqistan.