Allanean Defense Exports

[Allanea]

Greetings:

The Government of Southeast Marajarbia would like to purchase 4 of the Hammond Motors Mammoth 8x8 truck models for a total of 800,000 NSD, to be used for military logistics and transportation of supplies and exports by land.

We are very perplexed by this order. Is your nation's logistic requirement truly so small as to be served by merely four trucks?

Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

[Allanea]

"Hr'rmmph.
"Can't say that we're exactly pleased with the name, or with some of the advertising blurb, but if you can come up with a version that has thoroughly silver-plated points at a reasonable price then we'll buy one eightYonkh -- that would be "five hundred & twelve", in Base-Ten rather than Base-Eight -- of them for issue to troops who are relatively likely to encounter BereWolves on the eastern borders.
"Discount for quantity?"

SubLegate [reserve] Arrnno O WildWoods,
Minister for Procurement,
Committee for Tiger.

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OOC: "Committee for Tiger" = "Ministry of Defence".

To be absolutely clear, by any kind of bear hunting we obviously mean hunting of the non-sapient animal, nor of any kind of sapient ursines.
We would be happy to accommodate an order for silver-plated spears and will forward you the contact data of the Took Outfitters representatives to best outfit your armed forces. We also wish to inform you that specialist counter-werewolf munitions are under development with some of our partners.

Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

[Allanea]

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Pan-European State Armed Forces (PESAF)

By order of the government and federation, PESAF herby wishes to purchase from Allanean Defence Exports to boost national defence. The Federation wishes to purchase these products:

30 T-100 Warg main battle tanks (Estimated Price=210,000,000);
15 Battlecrab Tactical UGVs (Estimated Price=2,250,000);
30,000 Mark 5 Tactical Gladius (Estimated Price=4,500,000);
50,000 SAI-12 El Pumpo pump-action shotgun (Estimated Price=7,500,000);
Estimated Total Price: 224,250,000.

We also enquire if Euro is accepted as payment, if not we will transfer the money to your local currency. We look forward to hearing back and to any future co-operation.

-Minister of Defence.

Dear Sir or Madam!

We are pleased to receive your order, however we are forced to temporarily delay the sale of the SAI-12 El Pumpo shotguns. Given the owners of SAI are committed anarchists they only supply these weapons for use by civilians - or for use in government programs if the goal of the programs is to arm the general public. As such it is not possible to provide them if they will be used by a uniformed security service. Can you clarify further what the shotguns are for?

Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

[Southeast Marajarbia]

Greetings:

The Government of Southeast Marajarbia would like to purchase 4 of the Hammond Motors Mammoth 8x8 truck models for a total of 800,000 NSD, to be used for military logistics and transportation of supplies and exports by land.

We are very perplexed by this order. Is your nation's logistic requirement truly so small as to be served by merely four trucks?

Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

We are a major international trading hub that manufactures different kinds of automobiles that we have to pay for, and thus we request the 4 Trucks, as they can help assist us in smaller trade routes, as well as allow us to resupply our men rapidly.

[Awesome Imperium]

Ministry of War
The Imperium would like to buy the following:
40 Tiamat-class fast transport
20 Sancho-class Drone Container Ship
40 mammoth trucks

[Pan-European State]

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Pan-European State Armed Forces (PESAF)

By order of the government and federation, PESAF herby wishes to purchase from Allanean Defence Exports to boost national defence. The Federation wishes to purchase these products:

30 T-100 Warg main battle tanks (Estimated Price=210,000,000);
15 Battlecrab Tactical UGVs (Estimated Price=2,250,000);
30,000 Mark 5 Tactical Gladius (Estimated Price=4,500,000);
50,000 SAI-12 El Pumpo pump-action shotgun (Estimated Price=7,500,000);
Estimated Total Price: 224,250,000.

We also enquire if Euro is accepted as payment, if not we will transfer the money to your local currency. We look forward to hearing back and to any future co-operation.

-Minister of Defence.

Dear Sir or Madam!

We are pleased to receive your order, however we are forced to temporarily delay the sale of the SAI-12 El Pumpo shotguns. Given the owners of SAI are committed anarchists they only supply these weapons for use by civilians - or for use in government programs if the goal of the programs is to arm the general public. As such it is not possible to provide them if they will be used by a uniformed security service. Can you clarify further what the shotguns are for?

Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

Pan-European State Armed Forces (PESAF)

The shotguns were going to be used for the military but mainly land forces. They can be dropped from the order but if the other things can still be received, it would be appreciated.

-Minister of Defence.

[Allanea]

Dear Sir or Madam!

We are pleased to receive your order, however we are forced to temporarily delay the sale of the SAI-12 El Pumpo shotguns. Given the owners of SAI are committed anarchists they only supply these weapons for use by civilians - or for use in government programs if the goal of the programs is to arm the general public. As such it is not possible to provide them if they will be used by a uniformed security service. Can you clarify further what the shotguns are for?

Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

Pan-European State Armed Forces (PESAF)

The shotguns were going to be used for the military but mainly land forces. They can be dropped from the order but if the other things can still be received, it would be appreciated.

-Minister of Defence.

This order is confirmed.

[Allanea]

We are very perplexed by this order. Is your nation's logistic requirement truly so small as to be served by merely four trucks?

Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

We are a major international trading hub that manufactures different kinds of automobiles that we have to pay for, and thus we request the 4 Trucks, as they can help assist us in smaller trade routes, as well as allow us to resupply our men rapidly.

This order is confirmed.

[Allanea]

Ministry of War
The Imperium would like to buy the following:
40 Tiamat-class fast transport
20 Sancho-class Drone Container Ship
40 mammoth trucks

This order is confirmed.

[Dammerung Foundation]

The following is a message composed via consensus of the Byblos Council.

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Hello, Mikhail Kovalev.

We run into some problems during the first ever use of the three Lance-class Imperial Cruisers that we bought from you.
Don't worry, these problems are not due to lack of quality on your product; the limited testing we managed to do before the start of Operation Travail showed great promise.

The problem was due to forces outside of our control.

I won't bother you with what Project Travail was all about, as we already implied that in our previous communications - to safeguard humanity and retain normalcy as much as possible, so the least amount of human suffering could happen - but it seems some of the higher entities of our world are not happy seing humanity flourish.
The problem we run into is lightly recorded in DCA-001. Don't worry, I've granted you proper permission to read it. As the administrator, DCA-001 is an anomaly I'm deeply ashamed of, as we can't do anything to counteract it.

In the end, we'd like to buy another three Lance-class Imperial Cruisers, if possible.

Thank you for your time.

Franz Fitzwilliams, The Administrator,
Dämmerung Foundation.

[Allanea]

Dear Mr. Fitzwilliams!

I have confirmed your order. It appears to me that your organization would be well-served if it contacted someone a lot more advanced for help. The Free Kingdom Ministry of War, or perhaps the Menelmacari Prefecture of War, would be best placed to aid you. If you desire, I will make the proper introductions.

Yours,
Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

[Dammerung Foundation]

Dear Mr. Fitzwilliams!

I have confirmed your order. It appears to me that your organization would be well-served if it contacted someone a lot more advanced for help. The Free Kingdom Ministry of War, or perhaps the Menelmacari Prefecture of War, would be best placed to aid you. If you desire, I will make the proper introductions.

Yours,
Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

We are in debt to your organization - not literally, of course, as the payment has already been wired.

We'd like to hear about these "more advanced" organizations, if possible. We are pretty much outgunned and outpowered here, as not even the most powerful Scrancton Reality Anchors mankind can dream of can reduce the power of these entities.

Our only plan so far is so unethical and radical, that it would be akin to detonating a nuclear bomb in order to kill a fly. I'm afraid I can't share the intricacies of said plan.

Sincerely,

Franz Fitzwilliams, The Administrator,
Dämmerung Foundation.

[Soveiniesberg]

a letter arrived, written on grey paper, it read:

Joseph Sovei here, I would like to order 1 SAI Drill in 30-06.

Sincerely, Joseph Sovei

[Allanea]

This order is confirmed.

[Allanea]

Liberty City, Allanea ~ Allanean Defense Exports and Mentor Arms, LLC, have announced the release of a joint advertisement effort with the Battlegroup Anna security organization. The ad, picturing a Battlegroup Anna security contractor wielding an Aristogeiton Hot Las will appear in a range of print and online magazines and webpages.

[Allanea]

Dear Mr. Fitzwilliams!

I have confirmed your order. It appears to me that your organization would be well-served if it contacted someone a lot more advanced for help. The Free Kingdom Ministry of War, or perhaps the Menelmacari Prefecture of War, would be best placed to aid you. If you desire, I will make the proper introductions.

Yours,
Mikhail Kovalev,
Foreign Sales Officer,
Allanean Defense Exports

We are in debt to your organization - not literally, of course, as the payment has already been wired.

We'd like to hear about these "more advanced" organizations, if possible. We are pretty much outgunned and outpowered here, as not even the most powerful Scrancton Reality Anchors mankind can dream of can reduce the power of these entities.

Our only plan so far is so unethical and radical, that it would be akin to detonating a nuclear bomb in order to kill a fly. I'm afraid I can't share the intricacies of said plan.

Sincerely,

Franz Fitzwilliams, The Administrator,
Dämmerung Foundation.

Dear Mr. Fitzwilliams!

We have not spoken before. I am Baroness Priscilla Stossel-Conde, the Free Kingdom Ministry of Defense. My erstwhile compatriot, Mr. Kovalev, has requested my input on the situation in your country. In brief, I propose that you either consult some country that is famous for having high-quality reality-anchor technology to upgrade your own (perhaps Menelmacar, if they are available to assist, or perhaps someone with a powerful space and thaumaturgical capability to attack and dismantle the enemy orbital facility which your records described. Our experts would doubtlessly have additional advice for you, once a more long-term cooperation can be worked out.

[Dammerung Foundation]

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Dear Mr. Fitzwilliams!

We have not spoken before. I am Baroness Priscilla Stossel-Conde, the Free Kingdom Ministry of Defense. My erstwhile compatriot, Mr. Kovalev, has requested my input on the situation in your country. In brief, I propose that you either consult some country that is famous for having high-quality reality-anchor technology to upgrade your own (perhaps Menelmacar, if they are available to assist, or perhaps someone with a powerful space and thaumaturgical capability to attack and dismantle the enemy orbital facility which your records described. Our experts would doubtlessly have additional advice for you, once a more long-term cooperation can be worked out.

Hello, Baroness Priscilla Stossel-Conde.

Do not fret, for we have already discovered a way of manufacturing FTL-capable vessels.
We will use your more advanced Lance-class Imperial Cruisers as flagships for the time being. The three we ordered - the second batch - has not encountered any issue, and have already charted an entire space system 67 light years away from Sol. We are thankful for your products, as they are indeed wonderful.

And about DCA-023, the orbiting anomalous structure; our latest historical records analysis seem to indicate that it is actually a useful anomaly. Our concercn is DCA-001, the Archons.
We have conducted a market study on a few vendors specializing on highly anomalous thaumaturgic defensive weapons, and none seem to have the required power to take down 12 distinct deities. So we're studying ancient texts left by a long-gone civilization, as we believe the god they worshipped - a certain "Mekhane" - had the means to contain the Archons.

Again, we thank you for your service.

The next time we'll get in contact with your organization will most likely be in order to buy more "normal" types of weaponry, such as tanks or guns.

Sincerely,

Franz Fitzwilliams, The Administrator,
Dämmerung Foundation.

P.S: We have developed a hyperluminical mass driver gun that can accelerate objects to past the speed of light without breaking any other laws of physics - as in, the impact does not create any black hole or similar phenomena. We have codenamed it High-Energy Concentration Orbital Railgun, or HECOR for short. We will send the pertinent information on an attached document, if you can build a weapon similar to it it's all yours to sell.

[Allanea]

Do you want a cavalry lance?

Cavalry lance now available! Get your own Armatax Mark 3 Cavalry Lance! $200 only!

[Marshite Ponies]

Greetings!

I am General Raven Inkwell of the Akilan Self-Defense Force, Head of Foreign Acquisitions. The Akilan military has looked at many designs to work as ceremonial weaponry as well as officer's weapon for graduation and rank ceremonies. While many nations seem to roll their eyes at such weaponry- and many more still are unable to fulfil the desires of an Equine military- it appears that your nation's reputation for excellence in the field of design and preparation has once again been well earned. The Armatax Mark 3 Cavalry Lance has been chosen and has met the requirements set forth. As such, we would like to place an order for 1.5 million Armatax Mark 3 Cavalry Lances, for a total cost of Ƀ240 million, or $300 million standard NS dollars.

Transference of funds upon receipt of order confirmation. May you have a most Harmonious day, fair Allanea.

Respectfully,
General Raven Inkwell
Akilan Self-Defense Force
Foreign Acquisitions

[Allanea]

We are happy to arm more Marshites. Death to the slaver.

[Neo-Western East Korea]

Hello, we have returned once again to buy 10
Kazansky Heavy Industries T-3500 Superheavy Battle Tanks, for the protection of the people

[Allanea]

This order is confirmed, construction of the tanks shall begin upon receipt of the payment in our accounts.

[Devissan]

To: Allanean Defense Exports
From: Chancellor Garth Oliver

The Commonwealth of Devissan would like to place an order. We would like to supplement our below standard armored forces in preparation for any possible engagements. In addition to that, a purchase of small arms shipments will be made.

x500 T-100 Warg Main Battle Tank
x500 BMP-3M-AL Voltigeur IFV
x100 AA-155 Aranruth Towed Howitzer
x100 AA-ATG-152 Kladenetz Anti-Tank Gun

x10,000 M18 Battle Rife


We are willing and able to pay the total of $6,607,500,000. Thank you.

[Allanea]

OOC: Welcome to NationStates!

IC: This order is confirmed.

[Allanea]

Now we have a diving knife!