Official Response from Allanean Pharmaceuticals
Dear friends!
Allanean Pharmaceuticals is the principle manufacturer of recreational, medical, and other pharmaceutical products in the Free Kingdom. Among other things, we produce, and export, the Vint-2000 stimulant product. We would like to clarify several important facts about the Vint-2000:
1. The Vint-2000 is not intended by its manufacturer for medical use. The effects are fairly mild (as the dosage of the active drugs is fairly small), and include euphoria, agitation, improvements in concentration, and some improved pain tolerance. However it should be noted here that this is literally and actually a cocaine-meth combo pill.
2. We weep for the state of NVI pharmacopeia if you literally use methamphetamine to treat ADD. More modern amphetamines, which have slightly different formulations, are superior at treating most disorders (amphetamine and dextroamphetamine are commonly used and have less harmful side effects.
3. The uses for Vint-2000 in modern society are as a military stimulant (to be issued to soldiers under the observation of their commanders) and also in some cases used by individuals for the same purpose (primarily as a recreational simulant, but it is worth noting it is sometimes used by individuals such as long-distance truck drivers). Vint-2000 has been shown to allow individuals to function up to 3 days without sleep. The slight euphoria effect may also improve the performance of close-combat oriented troops.
4. Naturally, Vint-2000 has significant health risks – it is after all a meth-cocaine mix – if used uncontrollably and excessively. However, it is of course much safer than 'street' formulations of these drugs.
5. Other stimulants, with perhaps a milder, but safer, effects, also are available and do have a medical use. If there is a public interest we may consider bringing them to market.
We remind our friends also of the Responsible Drug User's Oath. We will include a copy of it in every package of Vint2000 if you desire.
I understand the effects of all recreational drugs I take, to the best of my ability. I shall research the neurochemical, psychological, physiological, spirituality effects, the legal issues surrounding the drug and its use.
When taking a drug I am inexperienced with, I shall begin with the lowest dose suggested to be psychoactive by the aforementioned research before progressing to higher dosages. I will measure the drug carefully, with an accurate scale.
If it is possible that the drug may contain harmful adulterants or in fact be a different drug altogether, I shall have the drug chemically analyzed for purity and content.
I will learn the overdose limits for my own body weight and adjust them for any possible synergistic effects due to diet, prescription or other drugs. I will also adjust for dangerous side effects and my own health condition. After calculating my personal limit, I will stay under 75% of this limit, to minimize risk.
While under the effects of a drug, I shall not take physical risks such as driving, climbing, swimming, or any other physical activity in which my actions may cause harm to myself or others.
When first using a drug I am inexperienced with, I shall take it in the company of an experienced user, also known as a spotter. The spotter will remain sober during this experience, and will also have fully researched the drug.
I shall not attempt to sway, force, trick, or otherwise coerce another person to take any drug; rather, I shall discuss previous drug experiences and research frankly and honestly, allowing all people to make their own personal decisions about drug use.
I shall defend the rights of others to make educated, responsible decisions about drug use. I shall not support any person or movement that attempts to remove or abridge said rights.
I shall not allow my drug use to overshadow or disrupt the other important aspects of my life, including social interaction, employment or even other personal pursuits.
I will also take responsibility for the drug use of friends and relatives, if their drug use becomes dangerous to their health or personal relationships.
We hope that this answers all your questions.
