Tanks and Trinkets [PMT/FT, OPEN]

[Singaporean Transhumans]

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Economic Division of the League of Mechanocracies

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About Us | Rules | Partnerships | Product Navigator | Products | Special Offers | Customer Feedback | Order Forms

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Hello, and welcome to Tanks and Trinkets, where collectables representative of the craziest corners of the multiverse becomes accessible to the public at the lowest prices and highest quality possible! Well, not only do we sell trinkets, we also sell military equipment, as implied in our title! Not just these, we're also into the transaction of raw materials, nuclear reactors that make Chernobyl look safe, everyday electronic appliances, practically anything and everything you can think of! Of course, to accomplish that goal, our storefront is constantly expanding and new content is being added every moment. But let's take a look at who we actually are before you proceed...

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Who are we, really?

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Tanks and Trinkets is the external economical division of the League of Mechanocracies, an inter-governmental organization of nation-states around the multiverse more or less under the rule of machines. Due to the largely self-sufficient nature of the LoM's members' economies, T&T was converted into a comprehensive 'specialty from our members export organization' and is now fully dedicated to the presentation of unique goods from LoM member states to the multiverse for both, erm, educational and economical purposes. The foreign currencies stockpiled through the selling of these goods are then used by the LoM to purchase hard resources on other storefronts, then distributed to member states. The unique financial mechanics of T&T was largely borrowed from mechanics of storefronts coming from currency-less states such as the Second Economic Committee which we give credit here for, however the situation is eased with the much better state of member state economies.

T&T provides coverage of various LoM member state specialty goods, from the polluted industrial vodka of the Mechanocracy of Russia to the bedrock-hard construction material of Aeiouia. It also produces T&T-exclusive delicate collectables highly representative of the cultures of the member states of the LoM, each trinket being a condensed experience and overview of these insane corners of the multiverse. Aside from common military equipment, collectables and certain technology, the T&T also exports raw materials, chemicals, machinery parts, nutritional surpluses (food), construction materials, faster-than-light drives, and even illegal substances such as drugs and spacetime warping eldritch material (we do not guarantee orders of these will be approved though), practically anything member states have at surplus. Due to the diversity of the produces of member states, it is guaranteed customers are only limited by their imagination. Hell, when surpluses from a particular member state reaches a breaking point we'll even hold special sales featuring goods and commodities from this member not usually on stock! However, we do not guarantee that a product will be viable for export all the time, so take your risks.

Shipping is done the good ol' Singaporean fashion: the ordered goods are packed up and teleported to the destination as demanded by customers. This is done with PTFS-exclusive teleportation technology ensuring zero harmful output and complete conservation of the products, surpassing the barriers between universes and being extremely precise and accurate at their destinations. However, if alternative shipping methods are requested, T&T's connections with the multiverse's most proficient smugglers and syndicates will ensure the goods arrive at their destinations no matter the cost, zero damage being done in the shipping process. Complete privacy of the shipping process is guaranteed.

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Rules

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• Tanks and Trinkets reserves the right to deny any order without reason. Well most of the time we have a reason for denial but you know, not everything works the way you want...
• Failure to use either stipulated order forms or proper letters will result in rejection of order. You can use alternative forms of purchasing requests, just make sure they are formal and in the form of an IC letter.
• Purchase costs are calculated by the customer. Failure to do so may result in rejection of order.
• Not all products are guaranteed to be on stock on the time. This depends on the production situation in the member state that produces the product, and when someone's having an economical crisis in their own borders they certainly can't export their things. However, we will do our best to ensure all goods are at surplus/viable for export status.
• Tanks and Trinkets is not responsible for any misuse of, or damaged caused by, our products, once they have been transferred into customer hands. We are not responsible if someone buys a hovertank from us and smashes your border post with it.
• Please be reasonable with your purchases. We accept delayed payments, but of course a nation with the economy of Zimbabwe can't buy everything in our stock right? RIGHT??!!!
• Ask specific producers of a specific product for domestic production rights, any app inquiring T&T as a whole on DPR will be ignored.
• Tanks and Trinkets only accepts NSD for currency, other currencies will be denied.
• This storefront contains concerning amounts of Rule of Funny, if you don't like it, too bad. There are many places to contemplate the meaning of life the universe and everything, and GE&T aint one of them if you are looking for answers other than 42. -quoting Atomic Utopia

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Partnerships

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Who said cooperation is bad? (me) With cooperation and partnership, we can achieve more! Now, if your corporation by any chance wants to partner up with Tanks and Trinkets (which we doubt would happen any day to be honest), all you need to do is to write a well-formatted, well-written in-character letter to us stating that well, you want to partner up with us and whatever you think we can both benefit from! Offers we can accept include re-selling our products (though these require in-depth authorization), helping us ship our products, and featuring your products on our storefront! We're more into judging from a case-by-case basis for this one though, so just write your letter and we'll evaluate your terms!

Check below for some of our partners and their storefronts, accessible via clicking on their banners.

-sadly no one is here yet-

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Product Navigator

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Navigating through the 'Products' section which starts below may be very tedious and so we have provided a box below that can help you venture through the sea of products at a much more efficient rate. Just click on the specific product category and you will find yourself there without having to scroll through and probably miss what you actually want to buy!

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Collectables, toys, souvenirs, etc

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RC Aeiouian Procne

Keeping your Home safe, and your Children happy! - This miniature Procne, modelled after the Aeiouian mass-produced fighter, is controlled by a specially designed Remote Control, and comes with a Genuine Aeiouian Point Defense Laser, for when you just feel like having some fun! Don't worry though, the laser is greatly reduced in power (considering the batteries can't take it if it was a real Aeiouian laser) and does no more than killing a mosquito. Well don't try to use it for that purpose either. In fact, for safety reasons, it is advised that the laser, which is removable, be removed before using it for recreational purposes.

Producer: Aeiouia
Material: Plastic
Price/unit: 699 NSD

See footage from your Procne's cameras in real-time during flight, using a handy screen provided on the remote! Also includes an avionics package and a heads-up display! It can also be connected to another device for easier control. Compatible with multiple devices, from advanced virtual reality headsets to your own computer.

Requires two 9-Volt batteries for remote (Batteries not included). Ages 12 and up. Parental guidance is advised.

Mia Utopia Playset

What says "Fun" more than the giant psychotic Eldritch God robot thing that somehow is the leader of an otherwise incredibly peaceful alien nation? Well... Quite a few things. But, this set of Aeiouia-themed toys should be good fun for anyone, and serves as an excellent collector's item! The detailed action figure of the General Overseer includes lights, speech, and a number of accessories. It will periodically spout real drunken babble, which was actually recorded from the Overseer herself! There is no off button, so the torrent of stupidly-accented speech, and therefore fun, will never stop!

Producer: Aeiouia
Material: Plastic, bedrock
Price/unit: 39 NSD

Best of all, since it is built by Aeiouians, it is pretty much impossible to damage. So, good luck making it shut up once you put the batteries in! No, pouring water will not work either.

Accessories include a Gun-Staff, a Tower Shield, four Procne Fighters, and two bottles of alcohol (One intact, one broken and used as a weapon). None of these actually do what their real counterparts do, well maybe except the bottles of alcohol. Not to be used to scare little sisters/brothers, though it has the capability to do so.

Requires two AA batteries for speech and lights (Batteries not included). Ages 3 and up. Parental guidance is strongly advised.

Track Board

The Track Board is the newest in family outdoor fun. With an attachable handle for the little ones, every one can take a spin. Whether its flying through the dunes and cruising down the sidewalk, the Track Board is guaranteed to make even the riches of rivals jealous.

Well maybe not, considering it's just a robot scooter/skateboard equipped with tracks! But expect this toy to exceed mere expectations. For a tracked robot, the ability to leap into the air and take a spin is already impressive enough...even the PTFS does not have such advanced robotics. So give it a shot, break a leg or two, and you will be able to know what the future of outdoor activities be like from a Modern Tech guy's perspective!

Producer: Deminis
Material: Steel, titanium
Price/unit: 5,250 NSD

Equipped with solar cells for self-charging. Parental guidance is strongly advised.

Scale Model of the Enclave II Planet Cracker

Actual craft appearance, NOT representative of product

Fits in the Palm of your Hand! This to-scale model of the much-feared Enclave II Planet Cracker of the Imperium of Tinfect (not to be confused with the Doom Legions' Planetcracker) comes with miniaturized railgun technologies! As with other toys we sell that features the weapons, it is not advised that you use the railgun, nor are there any ammunition for it. Don't put small pebbles into it expecting it would fire either. But indeed, this is worth it as a model to put on your desk...hell, we would have put it into the models category if it wasn't for it having railgun technologies inside it. Crafted of exact same material used on the actual planet cracker, as all of our models do.

No, there is no way of activating the railgun either...don't even try it.

Producer: Tinfect
Material: Tinfect ship alloy
Price/unit: 1,200 NSD

Requires two 9-Volt batteries for railgun (Batteries not included). Ages 12 and up. Parental guidance is advised.

Praetorian-class Battleship Electronic Toy

This advanced model of the famed Acheronis warship is sure to keep you and your children entertained with its array of features, including posable limbs, several genuine sounds, and a real laser. Admittedly its more of a laser pointer than an actual military laser, but it still looks cool!

Producer: Acheronis
Material: Acheronis Starship Alloy
Price/unit: 40 NSD

The first in a new series of size-to-scale Acheronis warships, the Praetorian is 29 centimetres long, and a must-have for any Sci-fi enthusiast. Constructed from genuine Acheronis alloy (Sadly not the Superdense version), it is nigh indestructible,
and is sure to be a favourite for years to come!

Requires two 10-volt batteries (batteries not included). Ages 7 and up.

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Model of the Benevolence Kit

Actual ship image, NOT representative of product

One of those avid ship collector guys? Do you like to gaze at little models of ships millions of times bigger? Are you lonely? If so, you need a hobby, and we can help with that. At about 15cm by 15cm, this little guy will capture the might of the most terrifying and slowest ship in the Andromedian Navy! Buy one; get an Immortal class Tactical Destroyer kit for free! Nope, haven't got that yet on our storefront.

This delicate model, crafted with the material used exactly on the actual ship, is sure a great choice for something to put on your desktop. Sadly, other than being an ultra-realistic collector's model it doesn't have any function (well, I guess we can debunk the 'ultra realistic' part) and there is no low-voltage laser either. Sad. But well, it's still lovely (and terrifying).

Producer: The Andromeda Confederation
Material: Andromedian spacecraft alloy
Price/unit: 720 NSD

Dyson-Class Ship Model

Proudly display this beautiful model of the workhorse unit in Aeiouian fleets! This highly-detailed, and very accurate representation of the Dyson-Class Cruiser is a fin-....

Producer: Aeiouia
Material: Plastic
Price/unit: 29 NSD

Oh, what am I saying? This is just a box that we found and spray-painted black. Aeiouian ship design is so bloody boring...

Ages 12 and up.

We Are Not The Combine™ -brand Singaporean Action Playset

Ever wanted to hunt down that troublemaker Freeman Arab? Now you can! With this disturbingly realistic set of Combine Singaporean military action figures, you can play how you like within the confines of your room! Because nobody your age should be playing with dolls! Order now and get the We Are Not The Enclave™ -brand Frenkish Action Playset for 50% off! We haven't got that on out store yet, wait a second. Each set has its own unique camo pattern for the Combine Singaporean soldiers featured, and an inconsistency in the number of Combine Singaporeans per set has been duly noted.

This set comes with accessories, most of them weapons, such as the Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle DEPAR-42 assault rifle and the MP7 SMG TY-P9. Or the classic with-the-feel pump-action shotgun featuring actual miniaturized shotgun technologies, the Combine SPAS-12 SNAS-04. No set comes with a uniform amount of weapons accessories either, and we guarantee that one out of every ten sets there aren't any weapons at all and you'd probably have to ask your friend for some. No refunds offered.

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans (the PTFS)
Material: Plastic
Price/unit: 95 NSD

100 Timeless Hits From The New Frenco Empire (on holodisk)

From the smoothest Jazz to toe-tapping Western, these 100 Hits from Frenkish artists will have you feeling good! Featuring classics such as "Baby, are you a war crime, because I'm going to hide you behind black lines!", "Anything I don't like is Socialism!" and "Freedom is worth a few bombed orphanages!". Can't forget the favorite love songs, such as "If it has two legs, I'll fuck it!" and "I would marry you in a church, but the Zealots would execute us for Abrahamic terrorism." Yes, we totally just used the image of a generic holodisk for the photo.

Producer: New Frenco Empire
Price/unit: 170 NSD

Andromeda Outreach Education Program: Box Set

Producer: The Andromeda Confederation
Price/unit: $1300 NSD

By "box set," we mean over 13,000 hours of educational classes compressed in a 5 track format. Want to be able to master everything there is to know about mathematics, but don't want to augment your brain to the super spooky Singularity? Listen to what sounds like Amy Winehouse, and in just a few minutes, you'll be spouting off calculus and other boring stuff in no time! Cleverly disguised as the music of your nation, you can enjoy music AND the Battle of Waterloo! A setting is available to simply listen to the music, and not be bombarded with the works of Shakespeare. And it is made out of the same material we build capital ships with, so good luck breaking it! Additional courses are available for download at music.aoep.tac.

WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO MUSIC AT A HIGH VOLUME FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME

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Consumer/civilian products

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Deminisian Virtual Simulator

Directly shipped from the city of Halivine, this impressive device features a full detail generator for your very own private Earth. Carefully designed with nearly perfect physics engine, the DVS not only can generate your own world, but is also capable of supporting up to 400 self learning AI systems, and can support up to five thousand server connections. This device uses micro-electro static currents to hijack into the human nerve stem to introduce image and sounds of life like quality. This same current also intercepts the bodies peripheral nervous system to generate an accurate copy of that person, and the CNS in order to intercept the persons intended motions and use them as controls while in connection.

Each DVS is custom made for absolute comfort, available in leather, synth, micro carbon or even nylon microbial fibers and memory foam cushioning.. Also available in forms of chairs, beds and other various comfortable of positions.

Producer: Deminis
Price/unit: 8200 NSD

A little thing from Deminis? Think minecraft but less squares, and more realistic. (well hell there is a ton of open-world games we can use for comparison but we forgot all except Minecraft!)

Aeiouian Home Security System

Producer: Aeiouia
Material: Bedrock
Price/unit: Regardless of
size of house, 1,300 NSD

Crafted with the best in Aeiouian defensive systems, this extensive security system outfits your home in the most impenetrable armor known to man! It... Does not exactly help in the scenario of a home invasion or burglary. Hell, all the the automated turrets do is hand out candy! But if someone decides to lob a nuke at your house, you are covered! And nor should you worry when the neighbouring tinpot dictatorship sends a tank or two trying to blow everything up, because they will be disappointed!

Also compatible with Hoxha's bunkers and military structures. The Aeiouians can craft any size for any type of building at a uniform price, and you will be glad to have a wall of bedrock!

Price varies depending on the size of the system. Candy is provided free-of-charge!

SCEI-8162 "Combine"

Impress your friends and make them so jealous, they die! The SCEI-8162 "Combine" is the standard Singaporean 'desktop' computer of the average household, renowned for its massive size, impressive abilities and generally being the key to earn basic respect in society. The computer comes with three control panels connected to one main screen and several smaller ones, which can be used for either controlling your cleaner robot, playing online HL2 deathmatch matches with friends (the smaller screens in this case actually give you an espionage advantage!) or communicating with your dear old mum. Its processing capabilities are supported by one briefcase-sized central processor unit and state-of-the-art computing technologies, being a quantum computer in every right it can run 45 games at once without the slightest lag. Witness the future...of gigantic bulky personal computers with multiple screens and keyboards as complicated as hell to control, but at least it's got the futuristic feel in it!

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Price/unit: 182,300 NSD

Atomic Utopia Plutonium Heating Pads

A great solution for back pain and other such problems, these pads will last nearly 90 years with a power output at or exceeding their rated power output. When you immediately get them they can be used to cook food, heat drinks, and scare people by auto igniting when the container surrounding the plutonium is breached. Well, you're lucky if the pain you're trying to get rid of with this doesn't escalate with either radiation or being cooked by the output!

Producer: Atomic Utopia
Price/unit: 450 NSD

Please consult your doctor and local nuclear power specialist before usage.

Kohler K-5 Airspeeder (Civilian Variant)

The newest airspeeder from Kohler Motors, it was designed to be both a civilian craft and a military craft, depending on the role. “Yes, we will make it as badass as legally possible, and jack up the price because people will pay for it,” a personal quote from Hans Kohler XI himself, accurately describes the fervor that the K-5 has caused in the Andromeda Confederation. But now, you can have it cheaper, as we really don’t care. After all, these are overflowing in the Andromeda Confederation and selling off the surpluses at 500 dollars each would still be a profit!

There is also a military-use variant, but we were too lazy to include that...it will be up sometime in the future.

Producer: The Andromeda Confederation
Max. speed: 720 km/h
Propulsion: Andromedian repulsorlift engine
Fuel: Refined CL-15
Price/unit: 790,000 NSD

Atomnaya Mk. II

Made of only the finest radiation resistant cardboard and powered by the second least safe nuclear reactor in existence the Atomnaya is an excellent way to make a statement about yourself. Assuming that is you want to be known as a person who thinks that using a hilariously unsafe reactor is a good way to power a car. The car also comes with all kinds of practical features for the glorious worker to benefit from. Ever lost your car in a parking garage? Well no more, with this car all you need to do is pull out a geiger counter and go to the most radioactive source in the location. Switch to a scintillation detector when the geiger counter inevitably overloads. You can also use the reactor as an impromptu food irradiation device and x-ray machine. So sign up on the waiting list today and pray that your grandchildren will receive one and the Central Committee did not mess up filing the form.

As used by the average prole in Atomic Utopia (who's already radiated enough to use this). If you don't get cancer the first time you refuel, the first fender-bender you get into will make Pripyat look like a family theme park.

Producer: Atomic Utopia
Max. speed: 145km/h
Propulsion: Volatile fission reactor
Fuel: Synthesized uranium (compatible with other nuclear fuels as well)
Price/unit: 6,200 NSD, we're making this affordable for the prole.

QuickHeal™ Health Vial

The QuickHeal™ series medical products produced by Besar Biotech of the PTFS has saved billions of lives, its low price and ease of use allowing it to proliferate throughout the multiverse under the name of "the health vial". Now it can be accessed without having to use the black market where one vial costs one's entire net worth; affordable healthcare is no longer a Democrat's pipe dream!

The green liquid is commonly mistaken for the 'healing agent' of the health vial, but in reality it is only a 'transport agent' used to transport the medical nanites that make the liquid green. The nanites are cheap, highly expendable, and yet when they are injected into a physical injury area they work at full speed to repair the area and get it back online. Unfortunately, they work too hard, most of them run out of power and become inactive after repairs, making the health vial single-use. However, they are still effective, and tissue damage from burns to necrosis can all be repaired near-instantly upon injection. Injection is made easy with a specialized injection needle that extends to be able to be used upon pressing the blue button of the device holding the vial in place.

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Recommended application: Tissue damage, physical injuries
Price/unit: 130 NSD

Equip your homes with this, and never be worried when you pour that hydrochloric acid onto yourself! Good for military use as well, think of the soldiers as they are struck by the bullets and die! We actually recommend this more for military use. Buy some and the casualties will drop by a great margin!

OpTic SanicThru™ Optical Augmentation

As used by the Civil Pacification Units (Police) and the Red Guards of the Mechanocracy of Russia (though, this export model is slightly different to suit people with no previous augmentations). The SanicThru™ is effectively a sonar pulse generator that uses sonar waves to identify particular objects behind covers, for example, a human face behind a gas mask. It is definitely useful for tracking down masked criminals (better when everyone in your nation wears masks and you can identify no one with your naked eye!), however it would be largely redundant for a soldier if you purchased power armour supplied by T&T, since our HEV suits and powered exoskeletons have through-cover vision covered.

However, it makes the eye that you install it on unable to see normally. So it is advised that you purchase a bionic eye or two if you don't want to see people behind masks all day.

Producer: Blakullar
Recommended application: Eye
Price/unit: 500 NSD

Besar Biotech AugMEMEtation

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Recommended application: Cranium
Price/unit: 3,450,000 NSD

The latest in human-internet connection technology, the AugMEMEtation is a multipurpose entertainment and utility cranium augmentation that delivers meme goodness onto your brain immediately. This version is suitable for both the Augmented and people with no previous augmentations, zero biological rejection granted. A water-downed version of a computer in a brain, the AugMEMEtation constantly browses the local internet/equivalent, collecting latest internet memes and processing them into a form that can be used for, erm, real-life purposes. Not only can you instantly post a meme representing your reaction on an internet forum, you can also...unleash the devastating power of memes in real-life! Stored memes can be converted using miniature command block technology into real-life entities, usually friendly. For example, spooky scary skeletons can be summoned to spook your enemies hard, or you can also create a pet doge to make friends with. The memes are endless, and can always be weaponized....the Rickroll function, for example, is extremely lethal and can result in a massive amount of casualties. Meme at your own risk, we are not responsible if you eventually become a meme yourself and gets subsumed by the AugMEMEtation.

WARNING: Some of these pets provided may not be completely safe. Purchase at your own risk.

Shellnut Crab Eggs (with Incubator)

What an adult of these look like.

Make a friend for life! This pack of five real Singaporean Shellnut Crab eggs with incubator will allow you to grow a new pal within only four months! Hell, the eggs we just picked from our radioactive beaches in Malaysia. But once the little arthropods grow up, you'll have more than enough to handle other than feeding them!

Shellnut crabs are a mutant of the Coconut Crab (the name suggests it), created during the nuclear war in the PTFS universe. They now infest the Malay Archipelago, marauding the beaches and attacking practically anyone that comes close. Even worse, their armour requires a rocket launcher to blow up! Adults are 20 to 30 metres in size, and regardless of gender they can mow down a city block with their monstrous claws. Infestation by them is extremely problematic, as their reproductive abilities are just...frightening. Don't let them loose on the streets, please. Just feed them vegetables every day and they'll be fine.

Why don't we sell already hatched crabs? Well, their size is surely going to cause some damage no matter what place they're being shipped to...

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Hazard rating: HIGH
Price/unit: 360 NSD

Acheronis Multipurpose Cube

Do you often find yourself alone with no-one to talk to? Or perhaps your life is simply incredibly boring? If so, you need one of our nigh-indestructible Multipurpose Cubes. One of these little guys will keep you entertained forever, as they possess a variety of interactive functions including but not limited to, flight, shooting lasers, surfing the internet, checking your pulse, opening and closing, moving by itself, singing songs, manipulating your emotions, counting down from seven and much more! Get yours today, and be amused for years to come! Buy one, and survive a potential invasion by the Dominion for free!

Producer: Acheronis
Hazard rating: Moderate
Price/unit: 100 NSD

Tribbles

Tribbles! Small, fuzzy, rapidly multiplying tribbles! Each tribble is shipped in its separate container, to prevent cross breeding. Tribbles come in a wide variety, because of their their small size, Tribbles are perfect for the entire family. Adopt your own friendly fuzzball today! (The Aaronian domesticated specimens society is not responsible for any decree of tribble infestation, or massive reproduction on any class of starship, the ADSS is also not responsible for the following: Itching, sudden hesitation to eject tribble specimens into space, Swelling of nasal passages, or sudden appearance of Tribble specimens in storage compartments.)

Also, on a further note, you can refund all tribbles if they prove too much to you, trust me, we enabled this feature on the shipping channel after receiving tons of complaints, please don't even thing about killing the furry things, they don't deserve death, do you?

Producer: Aaronian
Hazard rating: Harmless
Price/unit: 100 NSD

Tectonian Mutant Hunting Wolf

Producer: Tecton
Hazard Rating: HIGH (Left unfed)
Cost: 800 (TTD)

Ever want to have a big genetically altered Tectonian Hunting "dog" in your back yard without risk of getting your throat ripped out by it's large fangs? Well this is the pet for you! This animal is commonly used for hunting, mainly due to it being large and kind of ugly, as well as its ferocious nature. These things have the appetite of a lion, but ten fold, and if you do have the money to feed it, then they can be loyal companions, but if you fail to feed them adequately, don't be surprised to wake up (or, rather, not) with your throat ripped out and your insides eaten! It would be best to feed them, obviously.

Their appetite wouldn't be of much concern if you are, in fact, a avid hunter looking to raise a killing machine to help you hunt. They are rather easily trained, as well! Provided it isn't angered by your training and kills you. But don't worry, them come with a training manual, so that won't happen, hopefully.

NOTICE: If you do buy this animal, we are not liable for any injuries or deaths that occur when it is in your possession.

WARNING: T&T is not responsible for any harmful outcome of drugs consumed. Purchase at your own risk.

Mystic Lemurian Draught

Producer: Aeiouia
Dependence Potential: Low
(possibly increased by vanity of user)
Lethality: Very low
Price/unit: 5 NSD

Do you want to live forever, but do not want to get bio-mechanical treatments and therefore stay a pure baseliner? Well, why the heck not?! I mean, seriously. Augmentations are awesome! You would be crazy not to-... Fine. Here is an alternate option for you. Originally developed by the ancient Jenei, the secrets of the Mystic Draught were kept alive by the city of Lemuria over the many millennia-long Dark Age of the Jenei civilization. Allowing anyone who drinks a whole bottle to ward off natural aging processes for months, the Mystic Draught was highly valuable and sought after. At least until the Aeiouian civilization achieved a post-scarcity economy.

... Wait. Why are we even selling these things for currency if we have a post-scarcity ec-... Uh, never mind...

This same eternal life can be yours for only $5 NSD! One bottle should hold off the aging process for about a year, making it an incredible value! Certainly there are no possible side-effects from this potion!

Consult a doctor skilled in the arcane arts before use. Aeiouia and/or Tanks and Trinkets is not to be held accountable for any magical mishaps that occur as a result of Mystic Lemurian Draught.

Прохора моча Premium Mecharussian Vodka

Type: Alcohol
Price/unit: 70 NSD

The only thing worse than capitalist pigdog organichesky...is capitalist pigdog organichesky's weak liquor! Distilled in the Mecharussian countryside (that's codeword for gulag in Siberia, hahaha!) with only the freshest mix of industrial-strength rubbing alcohol, methanol and three-day-old dishwater. You feel like mighty cyborg after drinking, yes? Don't. That's the muscle failure setting in. Yep.

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Industry

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CL-15

CL-15 (Cumberlatchittitium Lorranium) has been used extensively as a cheap and clean fuel when refined. But we will also sell unrefined rocks as lighting sources too, because we can recreate this stuff. Switch on the small magnet and watch as it glows in a variety of colors, depending on the intensity of the magnet. Want to live completely off the grid, but are scared of the dark? Buy a metric tonne of these and go bananas, scaredy cat.

Producer: The Andromeda Confederation
Application: Fuel, light source
Price/unit: Unrefined: 1800 NSD/kg, refined: 7000 NSD/kg.

Singaporean Crystal Redstone

This highly volatile red transparent crystal is the running blood that fuels Singaporean technology. An element of a special kind, at normal temperatures it is an efficient superconductor but when placed at extremely high temperatures it starts to atomically destabilize and thus becomes nuclear fuel! Plus, it generates energy at a much more efficient rate than normal nuclear fuels used by Atomic Utopia. We don't care if you use fission, fusion or both on this gem, just don't heat it up, pack it in a missile and throw it into your local archenemy's capital! Because that's what we did in 2070 and ended up in the same awkward situation as the Frencoverse! You can also heat it up to an appropriate extent and it will keep you warm for quite a long time, having almost zero heat loss in most circumstances.

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Application: Nuclear fuel
Price/unit: 3,250 NSD/kg

Little radiation is produced if handled properly, and as a superconductor for electronics it surpasses most other materials by lack of electrical/heat resistance. Hell, if you use it in electronics, it'll even organize a nice little delicate field of subatomic particles around the electronic circuits to make it immune to any electromagnetic disruption from outside the field. Yes you heard me right, EMP SHIELDING! But that is if your universe has that particle existing. Nonetheless, this is a great replacement for uranium and others if your nation lacks natural resources AND requires a lot of power, as even one gram can power a city! NOT to be confused with Stormwrathian Redstone, which doesn't have exact same properties.

All of the crystal redstone supplied in Tanks and Trinkets are mined from Singaporean mining facilities in Borneo/Kalimantan, and every single crystal is extracted with maximum precision as it is our AI who do the mining. Sorry, we do not provide synthesized crystal redstone. Also all crystals are refined, so they're instantly ready to be thrown into the reactor.

Singaporean Liquid Redstone

Liquid redstone is an isotope of redstone that has the same superconductor-at-room-temperature and nuclear properties, however it is liquid at room temperature instead, making circuitry with liquid redstone completely useless. It also has a much more volatile energy output, leading it to be converted to weapons. It is not strange for one to discover a rod or two containing these in Singaporean redstone energy cannons, or infantry laser weaponry.

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Application: Weapons power source
Price/unit: 1,830 NSD/L

Liquid redstone is thin, flowing very smoothly, making slightly hard to transport especially considering the possibilities of leaking. It is also more interactive with other chemicals, and please do not drop that ingot of whatever metal you have, you will create an explosion comparable to hand-nukes! Packing it into laser rifles, you will find individual pulse damage will rise by no less than 85% compared to free electron lasers and other basic lasers, and you'll get a nice radiation rain once you pack them into nukes.

All liquid redstone provided is synthesized within Mass Fabricators and are strictly controlled at a purity level of 93.23% for safety while shipping. Distilling the impurity chemicals are easier than you think, provided it doesn't involve heat...centrifugal force should be enough. Have fun enhancing your lasers to the state of volatility!

Natural Uranium

This pretty little element is hard to come by, but is worth its rarity. Sought after for its unique and potent potential for use in nuclear weapons, it can be used easily in fission bombs. All uranium is mined from Allancian Kazakhstan, and occasionally, Allancian Australia. Rest assured, they are equally powerful. Be advised that this is natural uranium and is around .5 atom percent U-235, and we are not responsible for making the kind you actually put into nukes. But why hesitate? The transport of these are not sanctioned by anyone so purchase them real quick before the World Assembly comes knocking! (Well if they do, we'll kill them with shoulder-mounted nuke launchers!)

Producer: Allancia
Application: Nuclear fuel
Price/unit: 2500 NSD/kg.

GBM-7 "Bedrock"

Bedrock is probably the most iconic, advanced, and famous of Aeiouian technologies. It is a bizarre and virtually indestructible material consisting of exotic matter.

The material is arguably supernatural in its properties. It is so durable, that anything built with it has to be synthesized in one piece, since it is impossible to cut. In fact, many believe that it outright breaks the laws of physics.

Bedrock also has many other properties. The most notable being its photosynthetic nature, which allows it to absorb radiation that hits it and turn it into electrical energy with high efficiency, effectively making immune to directed energy weaponry.

The armor also is famous for its regenerative abilities. In the rare event that a force manages to damage it, it can "Heal" at incredibly fast speeds, out-classing even most biological war organisms designed for this purpose.

Other properties of Bedrock include immunity to magic-based forces, extreme resistance to antimatter, temporal, and gravitational weapons, and angering the "Everything-Proof Shield" godmodders over stealing their ideas.

Bedrock is incredibly light, being just slightly heavier than the atmospheric gasses of most Earth-like planets. It is this property, combined with the material's extreme strength, that allows the creation of iconic Aeiouian technologies like the massive Ringworlds and colossal Bio-Titans.

Aeiouians use Bedrock for virtually everything. From armor on ships, all the way to simple structural supports. Since it is very difficult to paint, it is what gives all examples of Aeiouian engineering their characteristic "Dark Black" look.

Producer: Aeiouia
Application: Heavy armour, construction
Price/unit: 45 million NSD/cubic meter.

All-purpose shovel

As used by the workers from Allancia (well gawd knows why they haven't switched to more futuristic automatic shovel robots and crap). Built with quality iron scoops and oak handles, these shovels are made for heavy duty scooping. However, they possess tapered points that make them prime scraping tool. Not only that, you can use them to do a ton of things, from opening the beer bottle to frying an egg to smacking your enemy on the head! We supply totally free leather straps for easy carrying, so don't worry about jostling with transportation. However, the handles may not be quite smooth, and we don't supply gloves either, so take care of your hands or a splinter might get in them! Or two, if worse.

Producer: Allancia
Purpose: Gardening, construction work
Price/unit: 15 NSD

Umwandlungsmaschine Mk. VI Mass Fabricator

The first molecular assembler in the PTFS universe's Earth to ever achieve zero deficit/matter loss, the UM Mk. VI Mass Fabricator is the ultimate demonstration of the theory of mass-energy equivalence. For the sake of helping other scarcity-economy nations, this outdated but still potent model of a Mass Fabricator is being manufactured by the PTFS for export.

The UM Mk. VI Mass Fabricator uses a combination of nanites and nanomachines with energy guidance to re-arrange matter from one form to another, at a sub-atomic level. This way, food (specifically carbohydrates) can be created out of thin air, and pure elements can be synthesized with atomic precision. This also meant that rare materials can become abundant by converting materials of low value, and effectively an abundance of everything with the mass-energy equivalence equation. Of course, using this to simply synthesize the fuel of the nanomachines is wasteful as anyone that knows the equation would...This should be only used for making normally rare materials abundant (and probably devalue them hehe!), considering the limited capabilities of this model.

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Purpose: Manufacturing anything
Price/unit: 175 billion NSD

Sadly, this machine isn't at the same standard as the 1.3 cubic meter Singaporean Mass Fabricators are. The massive size and slow conversion process of one unit makes it very inferior compared to Singaporean current-use ones that churn out things at frightening rates, so don't have too high expectations that you're going to have a post-scarcity economy with one. It's also very expensive for an outdated model too.

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Ammunition for respective weapons are now included for separate purchases. The unit of ammunition is 100 rounds for projectiles, and 1 battery/magazine for energy/particle weapons.

Izhmekh MP-500 Kulak

Producer: Blakullar
Calibre: 12.7x32mm
Action: Gas-operated rotating bolt
Magazine Size: 5
Rate of Fire: 100 rpm
Muzzle velocity: 470m/s
Effective Firing Range: 250m
Price/unit: 460 NSD

Punch the capitalist pigdog organicheskiy with this in their face! The MP-500 "Kulak" (Fist) heavy pistol is the primary sidearm of Mechanocracy Armed Forces troops. With its .50-cal round, it packs a heavy punch, and electromagnetic recoil dampeners enable for a much higher rate of fire than other pistols of its calibre, particularly the notoriously weighty Desert Eagle. Its punch has won it great popularity with the soldiers it serves with, and many enemy troops often replace their own sidearms with MP-500s obtained from fallen Mechanocracy soldiers. Well, you should do that as well now!

AMMUNITION
Type: 12.7x32mm full metal jacket projectile round
Price/unit: 890 NSD

SW-162-A "Pincer" Sidearm

Producer: Aeiouia
Calibre: Directed Energy
Magazine Size: 9 hours of continuous fire
Rate of Fire: Continuous stream
Effective Firing Range: 10km
Price/unit: 9,520 NSD

Essentially a miniature version of the Starlight assault rifle, the Pincer is a directed energy sidearm. It is commonly used by civilians, and military personnel. For the latter, its main purpose is a backup weapon. It is designed with this in mind, as it has a very powerful energy source. But these do not really matter when the weapon destroys enemies like a machine gun, in fact the continuousness of Aeiouian weapons is what makes them different from other directed energy weapons used by space-faring nations: every single gun is equally overpowered by means of fire. Look, hours of lasting fire as a continuous stream? 10/10 totally worth more than an useless SMG.

The SW-162-A has a non-lethal setting the incapacitates the target instead of killing them, and is most commonly used for such a purpose. Well, don't ask me how a continuous beam only incapacitates people...

AMMUNITION
Type: Battery
Price/unit: 1650 NSD

TY-P9 Submachine Gun

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Calibre: 5.7x28mm/4.6x30mm/5.56x45mm
Action: Lever-delayed blowback
Magazine Size: 30/45
Rate of Fire: 1,000 rpm
Muzzle velocity: 720m/s
Effective Firing Range: 540m
Price/unit: 650 NSD

An upgraded version of the Compact Personal Weapon (oddly enough ST Kinetics gave up production of said weapon), a Singaporean invention, this projectile-firing SMG busts enemies in CQC situations and can also deal serious damage with its secondary fire, an explosive shell. Though not as powerful as other Singaporean SMGs/insanely overpowered pistols, its firing rate is unmatched by most other weapons of the same type.

Being a quite old-fashioned weapon focused on "the feel" (aka the pleasure of spraying bullets), the TY-P9 retains the CPW's selective fire lever-delayed blowback system which allows for low recoil without electromagnetic dampener attachments. Compared to the CPW however, it is manufactured with higher-quality materials, contributing to high durability (but greatly reducing the practicality of producing them without Mass Fabricator basis). All parts can be easily replaced, and it is also compatible with 3 calibers of ammo. Plus a launcher that allows 36mm shells to be launched against clustered enemies, easily taking out groups without much effort.

The TY-P9 is fully ambidextrous; it can be used with equal ergonomic ease by both right and left-handed shooters. Every single lever, control or toggle has been mirrored on the opposite side of the receiver – this includes the cocking handle, the fire control selector/manual safety switch (installed above the pistol grip) as well as the bolt release lever, which is used to slam the bolt closed after inserting a new magazine. The ejection port is located on the right side of the weapon. These features make it useful in baseliner hands as well, and interestingly these features contribute to it being the primary weapon of baseliner resistance groups.

Inheriting the features of the CPW while shrinking the size and increasing parts quality, the TY-P9 is a popular, ubiquitous weapon, not only just found in the hands of LOCDF units and Urban Shock Troopers, but also civilians with weapon permits. Well after all it is cheap and effective!

AMMUNITION
Type: 5.7x28mm/4.6x30mm/5.56x45mm full metal jacket projectile round
Price/unit: 750 NSD/972 NSD/820 NSD

Izhmash AV-38M Assault Rifle

Producer: Blakullar
Calibre: 6.8x30mm
Action: Gas-operated
Magazine Size: 40
Rate of Fire: 700rpm
Muzzle velocity: 1050m/s
Effective Firing Range: 2,200m
Price/unit: 1,400 NSD

A masterpiece of modern military engineering, the AV-38 uses a hybrid propulsion system consisting of Gauss coils and the standard explosive charge on the back of the 6.8mm cartridge. Such a system allows for much smaller cartridges, and therefore a much higher magazine capacity, while still retaining maximum penetration factor.

Designed from the original AKM, the modernised AV-38M is issued as a general purpose weapon to all Mechanocracy troops. It is especially effective against power armour, chosen for this purpose due to the original AKM's lack of effectiveness against such armour.

AMMUNITION
Type: 6.8x30mm full metal jacket projectile round
Price/unit: 865 NSD

DCR-7 Laser Battle Rifle

Producer: The Andromeda Confederation
Calibre: Laser Energy
Magazine Size: 40 blasts, rechargeable magazines
Rate of Fire: 700-970 bpm
Effective Firing Range: 10 km
Price/unit: 2,070 NSD

The DCR-7 Battle Rifle is the standard rifle in service for the Confederation Army, and is regarded as a throwback to the days when rifles could be "thrown on rocks, bashed over heads, and tossed out of transports like confetti." Yes, it is durable, but please don't do that. You'll make us sad. And it's true, it doesn't have the futuristic vibe to it, but it will get the job done quickly and efficiently.

Fed from the magazine, erm, battery, the charged ion/light/laser/whatever shot can ignore most power armors, and some shielding. Even better, these magazines are rechargeable and can be replenished at your nearest generator, battery pack, or power outlet, meaning you don't necessarily have to carry more than two or three magazines in, just place it in your recharging belt (belt available in the ammunition section,) and keep firing. Staying in the fight is as important as getting in.

AMMUNITION
Type: Laser battery
Price/unit: 1600 NSD, 3000 NSD per recharging belt

DEPAR-42 "Keris" Dark Energy Assault Rifle

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Calibre: Dark plasma pulses/dark plasma-infused
projectile round/dark energy balls
Magazine Size: Dark plasma: 225, projectile: variable, ball: 3
Rate of Fire: Dark plasma: 1,200rpm (bursts of two),
projectile: varies from 650rpm to 1350rpm, ball: 30rpm
Muzzle velocity: Varies
Effective Firing Range: Dark plasma: 4560m, projectile,
variable, ball: 12,350m
Price/unit: 3,450 NSD

The NRBB-13 upgraded, the DEPAR-42 is more deadly than its predecessor, more cost-effective and even has a dark energy ball launcher integrated in perfectly. Its size is also reduced alongside its weight, making it appealing to wider ranges of users.

The rifle can be loaded with multiple types of projectile rounds, but unlike conventional projectile weapons, they are charged by a dark energy (plasma) battery and infused with this exotic power they deal damage like no other weapon. Damage boost is increased by no less than 170%, and maximum shotgun rounds can now destroy an unarmored person with one shot, leaving no trace but some negative mass behind. It can also directly drain energy from the dark plasma battery and fire dark plasma in a pulsed fashion. This deals more consistent damage, can negate power armour and other forms of protection as well as certain shields, and is convenient when projectile rounds are nowhere to be found. The larger magazine size of dark energy roller cells also mean that one dark energy cell can last way longer than a projectile magazines.

Various magazines are made compatible with the rifle through a smart magazine-to-barrel adapter system that changes certain parts, controlled by a complex micro-supercircuit, to fit with various calibres and cartridges. Even the projectile barrel can adjust its size, making the DEPAR-42 an extremely versatile weapon.

Convenient reloading and firing mechanisms, an overall lightweight and good-all-around design, multiple firing choices, versatility, adaptability and an ear-pleasing rattling sound that ensues as the gun fires has made the DEPAR-42 receive praise throughout the SAF, reflecting its great potential for future developments of pulse weaponry. Domestic versions are being produced in Transelven New Polypontia, Transhumanist Tekeristan and various other nations in the PTFS circle of influence.

AMMUNITION
Type: Pulsed dark energy-derived exotic plasma battery
Price/unit: 560 NSD

AR-315A "Starlight" Assault Rifle

Producer: Aeiouia
Calibre: Directed Energy
Magazine Size: 10 hours of continuous fire
Rate of Fire: Continuous stream
Effective Firing Range: 15 km
Price/unit: 12,500 NSD

The Starlight is the most common Aeiouian rifle in service, by both civilians and military personnel alike. It is reliable, accurate, and has effectively infinite ammunition. Although, its stopping power leaves a lot to be desired when compared to similar weaponry.

The AR-315-A has a non-lethal setting the incapacitates the target instead of killing them, and is most commonly used for such a purpose. Well, considering you know who the manufacturers are, it isn't all that surprising.

AMMUNITION
Type: Laser battery
Price/unit: 1650 NSD

T-9A "Union II" Pulse Rifle

Producer: Tinfect
Calibre: Directed Energy
Magazine Size: 100-110 Rounds
Rate of Fire: 1 Round per Second
Effective Firing Range: 1000 Meters
Price/unit: 9,860 NSD

The T-9A, or Union II Pulse Rifle was the service weapon of the Imperium for over 50 Years, post-contact with Aeiouia, making it the longest-serving weapon in Imperial History, for good reason. The Union II is effective against almost all targets, with each round of pulsed energy delivering significant amounts of thermal energy to targets almost a Kilometer away. (In Terran Atmospheres)

For obvious reasons, each round travels at the speed of light, and is as accurate as a Laser, because, well, that's exactly what it is. The downside to Directed Energy Weapons along these lines is Heat, and this weapon produces quite a bit of it. While its stated Rate of Fire is 1 round per second, sustained fire at that rate will more than likely overheat the weapon, best case scenario, it melts in your hands. Worst case, the Energy Cell Detonates and everybody dies.

The weapon is equipped with radiators capable of functioning in vacuum environments, so as to facilitate heat diffusion in almost all fields of battle, and doubles as an effective way to set fire to just about any unprotected objects in a short radius. As such, Heat-Resistant armour is required to properly operate this weapon, and Powered Armour is recommended due to the significant weight of the weapon if one wishes to use it is a standard infantry weapon.

The "Scope" of the weapon, is in fact, something of a Camera, with its own integrated HUD and Zoom functions. Can be used to relay tactical information, estimate number of rounds remaining in the Energy Cell, and record the last seconds of a target's life.

AMMUNITION
Type: Union-Class Energy Cell
Price/unit: 3000 NSD

Gryazev-Shipunov GShGM Assault Minigun

Producer: Blakullar
Calibre: 14.5x80mm
Action: Gas-operated
Magazine Size: 200/800 when fed from a wearer-mounted drum
Rate of Fire: 5,000rpm
Muzzle velocity: 1530m/s
Effective Firing Range: 1,000m
Price/unit: 10,230 NSD

Used almost exclusively by Mechanocratic Heavy Assault troopers and as a vehicle mount, the monstrously powerful GShGM actually bears no resemblance to the original GShG whatsoever - the latter was chambered in 7.62mm while the former was designed to use a shorter variant of the .57-cal round used by the KPV heavy machine gun, and the GShGM also uses three barrels as opposed to the GShG's four. Please take note of this before even thinking about purchasing.

The high-calibre round churned out of the gun and the electric motor give the GShGM a distinct firing sound, which spells nothing but doom for the unfortunate sod on the other end of the "bullet hose", especially given the 14.5mm round's penetration power - no wall will stop a hail of these rounds, not even thick tank armour. Indeed, there are only two drawbacks to this beast of a weapon: its weight, which restricts its infantry usage to wearers of the heavy power armour used by Heavy Assault Troopers; and the recoil - even with an electromagnetic recoil dampener it requires considerable strength to keep the weapon from literally spraying bullets everywhere. Hell, there's a running gag in the MAF that the BTR-32 shuttlecraft used by Mechanocratic Space Marines use GShGMs with the electromagnets removed as a super-efficient propulsion system. We don't know if it's true or not, but don't try at home installing this onto your space shuttle for your space programme.

As stated above, users should have considerable physical enhancement making them at least capable of using this gun without moving like a kilometre or two backwards. This is recommended for drones, death robots, etc if you do not have any access to said enhancements.

AMMUNITION
Type: 14.5x80mm full metal jacket projectile round
Price/unit: 970 NSD

Power Armour Charger

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Usage: Recharging powered exoskeletons
Price/unit: 450,000 NSD

For whatever reasons your power armour fails to power itself, it's time to fuel it from an external source. The PTFS-manufactured CV-BKI8 power armour charger is compatible with nearly every single type of power armour in the multiverse (well, at least the ones we've discovered are all compatible), and can charge up your exoskeleton at an astonishing rate, the power meter going up as if it had taken steroids. This charger is best recommended to be installed at places with a steady power source (it can drain itself if used too much, duh) but you can carry it around and charge up your suit as if the charger was mobile. It really isn't, and you'll probably be too heavy to run even with your exoskeleton anyway.

UniRHC-07 headgear

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Usage: Head protection, respirator, tactical comms
Price/unit: 850 NSD

An outdated headgear now viable for export, the PTFS UniRHC-07 headgear compresses a gas mask, a helmet and a portable communications system into one single piece you can just wear on your head with no difficulty at all. It doesn't provide a cyborg-styled interface though, so don't have too high of expectations on this. Why have expectations on T&T products at all? They're just redundant- alright I'll stop.

The RHC-07 is fully compatible with all gas mask filters, and there is no trouble fitting them in. But please don't use ones with asbestos, we have much better filter material than that which should be up in T&T very soon...very, very soon...Oh what am I talking about, we are not responsible for any deaths due to the contents of gas mask filters as we do not even provide them. Aside from protecting users from harmful gases and particles, it looks pretty cool too. You can even toggle the eye windows to give off colorful glows to make them more terrifying, but that will only make Gordon Freeman find you easier in the dark, in reality...

A type of synthetic plastic, extremely durable (in fact it's the variant used on Mecharussian tanks), forms the headgear's shell. It can deflect small-calibered rounds at correct angles, and shrapnel never goes any further than the surface. Well, the latter is its only effective purpose as synthetic plastic. The plastic can resist many hits and still keep its shape, much unlike other gas mask material.

Aaand...here comes the communications system. A built in radio transmitted via the device on the rear ensures that the unit is always connected to the group it is part of, and the speaker is clearer than ever and even comes with a vocoder. Well, what use is a clear speaker when there's a vocoder that comes whether you like it or not? Just to raise the price there! But yes, even you can be a metrocop with this extremely MLG team shout-out system that will give "RIP Headphone users" a whole new meaning!

Why hesitate on buying it? After all, if you're a generic totalitarian police state, this should be pretty good...

PBSL-14 Multirole Armoured Hovering Vehicle

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Weight: 9 metric tons
Armament:

• 1x heavy optimisable dark energy pulse cannon turret
• 1x multiple rocket/missile launcher (optional, can be removed)
• 2x neutral particle beam weapons (optional, can be removed)
• 2x mounted weapon slots (if not using NPB)

Armour (mm): Carbon-infused kerasium-titanium alloy plates

• Front hull: 38mm
• Side hull: 42mm
• Rear hull: 38mm

Crew capacity: 3, plus 7 passengers (4 if with multiple rocket launcher)
Power plant: AdvTechPB-23 redstone reactor
Speed: 360km/h
Price/unit: 22,560,000 NSD

A powerful Awesome Personnel Carrier, the PBSL-14 is the new generation of an APC. Or an IFV, there's really no difference between the two in the Singaporean dictionary, but we can all agree that it is a MRAV. It is the standard ride for the formidable Singaporean soldier, and seeing a bunch of them unloaded from this would sure give the enemy the shivers. Whether your soldiers are as formidable as the creators of this vehicle of course is not within our range of consideration.

With its hovering abilities and improved weaponry, the PBSL-14 can not be stopped by mines nor rocket bombs. Transport of troops is thus made much safer, and kerasium-titanium alloy can resist plenty of explosives before giving away. Only dark energy weaponry can punch through the protection, and even then, it has an ejection system allowing the crew to be thrown, rather violently, out, landing on ground safely. (That is if they wear power armour/heavy physical protection, as we didn't really consider non-transhuman individuals' durability when designing.)

Equipped with slightly "too much" of a weaponry for an APC/IFV, it can decimate whole sectors of enemies that seek to halt advances, and it can also destroy enemy positions from afar using its multiple rocket launchers that have the psychological effect of the Katyusha, though using less ammunition and more reliant on the sound factor. However, packing rocket launchers means a reduced passenger space, which is why we recommend purchasing an actual rocket artillery system rather than using this.

Even for close-ranged urban combat, the PBSL-14 is still a force to be reckoned with. Having a pulse turret with the firing rate of 1250rpm, no infantry can survive trying to go near the vehicle, let alone say drop a bomb or launch a missile. Neutral particle beam weapons are even more deadly, having the ability to greatly diminish the power of even energy shields and blast through whatever armoured threat awaits the crew. These can also be taken down and switched for customized mounted weapons of choice like plasma miniguns.

Favoured for its efficiency at bringing troops to the frontline at maximum speeds, it has become notable for being a symbol of PTFS strength, and is being used by both the SAF and the LOCDF.

STHA-07B "Progressive" Heavy Main Battle Tank

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Weight: 85 metric tons
Armament:

• 1x Heavy Plasma Cannon
• 1x IO-F2 charged particle anti-infantry/aircraft weapon
• 1x APSW-85 coaxial dark energy MG

Armour (mm): Alloy 262 sandwiched between
carbon-infused titanium-kerasium alloy plates

• Front hull: 130mm
• Side hull: 110mm
• Rear hull: 85mm
• Front turret: 190mm
• Side turret: 105mm
• Rear turret: 90mm

Crew capacity: 4
Power plant: 1x Xc30B redstone reactor
Speed: 85km/h
Price/unit: 12,006,780 NSD

Our store would be incomplete if we didn't sell tanks! And for the sake of it, we have re-made the STHA-07 MBT into an export model, the Progressive MBT. Why such a name? Nothing ideological for sure, we're probably going to pop up a Conservative tank destroyer in the future if you like.

Despite being an export model ("07B"), the STHA-07B bears no resemblance to the original STHA-07 whatsoever; the original had only two sets of tracks while the Progressive had four. Why do we do so? Probably a failsafe mechanism in case someone blows the tracks off...exactly why the PTFS has switched over to hovertanks. The STHA-07b is equipped with the simplest of things: One heavy focused plasma cannon, one IO-F2 particle rapid firing weapon and one APSW-85 pulse weapon. These however are already enough for it to enforce its mission as the bulk of an armoured assault: The plasma cannon has the capability to easily incapacitate other tanks of the same tech level, firing concentrated plasma bolts that melt away anything and everything that comes into contact, while having the feature of an adjustable energy level for different targets. The IO-F2, although less effective against human waves due to a slower firing rate, can also easily damage aircraft and other atmosphere-based machinery, and tears open light metal armour just as good as the IO-Z2, another weapon installed on Singaporean vehicles. The APSW-85 dark energy machine gun, which fires exotic dark plasma capable of turning targets into negative mass, is included in the export model for the sake of focusing on infantry when the IO-F2 is occupied. In comparison to other Singaporean tanks, only three weapons seem a bit light, but in reality is more than enough.

Well now comes the armour department...Alloy 262 is an alloy of multiple common metals synthesized at a very precise ratio to achieve its durasteel properties and blah blah blah. This type of durasteel is cheap (though demanding on the variety of metals you throw in to make), durable (duh) and offers considerable resistance against projectile fire. But that's only the frame for the armour...the Alloy 262 is sandwiched by carbon-infused titanium-kerasium alloy plates, commonly seen on Singaporean vehicles, with the outer plate having a nanocrystal shell for even more effective protection. Anyway all you need to know is that the stuff's hard and crap, because the armour doesn't really matter when you have a plasma cannon that eats everything in the vicinity! Okay, it still matters. It should be duly noted that energy beams and particle weapons can still deal considerable damage to the tank, considering it doesn't have a power armour system like other PTFS hovertanks. Of course, as usual, a paint thatreduces the infrared, thermal, and other energy signatures of the tank is applied, blah blah blah...

The crew of the STHA-07b sits in a compartment located below the turret, however the gunner is separately stationed on the turret for obvious reasons. A highly sophisticated, but effective and easy to control, fire-control system, comprising of multiple sensors, one of them being the X-RAY 'radar' developed by Singapore (not actually using x-rays), an onboard computerized information processor unit and an automatic aimbot* save the effort of finding the target and all the pilot has to do is to order the gunner to fire...and all the gunner has to do is to press the button, and the bolt of plasma death will consume whatever is targeted. This was the best effort we did to re-create the efficiency of artificial-intelligence-managed tanks, as the original STHA-07 was an unmanned, AI-only vehicle. A number of elaborate mechanisms can also deploy countermeasures against incoming projectiles, such as directing the secondary weapons to intercept automatically.

*This advanced system is a mini-AI on its own...it accounts for 50% of the price and please do not break it when using. Yes, it automatically aims the gun at whatever target selected. It doesn't auto-fire them though.

The folk at ST Kinetics cut their ration of doritos and mountain dew in order to make the STHA-07 into an export model...please, for the sake of their health (and your own health in case a tinpot dictatorship invades), purchase this. We've kept the price as low as we could.

KJ-19C "Pioneer" Assault Platform

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Weight: 12 metric tons
Armament:

• 1x 2x U-A1X "Pickaxe" redstone energy cannons
• 1x IO-Z2 particle weapon

Armour (mm): Kerasium-titanium alloy

• Core armour: 105mm
• Front turret: 80mm
• Side turret: 72mm
• Rear turret: 70mm
• Mechanical legs: 120mm

Crew capacity: 2
Power plant: 1x Teras redstone reactor
Speed: 60km/h
Price/unit: 900,845 NSD

The old wise man once said that you can just nuke the legs of mecha to stop them from working. Damn he was right! But anyway we're putting up a mech on our storefront, because why not?

An incredibly watered down version of the infamous KJ-19 Raffles mech used by the Singaporean Armed Forces, the KJ-19C lacks the ability to jump in the air, the ion cannon, and some other things, but at least it has increased armour and an improved fire-control system. Its most infamous feature is the IO-Z2 particle mass-killing weapon, otherwise a charged particle weapon, which rapid fires particle beams that blow enemy infantry to pieces instantly, and crushes most resistance with ease. The masskill weapon is designed for urban anti-civilian killings, and has been commented as the "most brutal" and "most inhumane" weapon on the mech. Most of the time, it is the IO-Z2 that tears open the walls of flesh and metal in battle; while the Pickaxe cannons are only for heavily armoured buildings and vehicles. And as for the Pickaxe, it is an equally fast but more devastating weapon, unleashing bolts of redstone nuclear energy onto enemies and consuming them.

Using kerasium-titanium alloy as the basic physical defense, redstone weapons and lasers do take some time to make dents in the armour, but missiles can penetrate them quite easily (hence the nuke the legs joke). We used to have an energy shield on this, however a cut in the budget forced us to remove that from the export model as well...Let's just hope you have infantry support to take out the naughty rocket launching people before they do anything bad.

It is powered by a "Teras" disposable redstone energy reactor located below the turret. This model of a portable redstone reactor was developed in 2073, and is suitable with all environments, requiring only few grams of redstone to operate for months. However, the location of the reactor is rather easily hit by missiles, though the armour thickness in that area may compensate.

Despite various shortcomings, it is, after all, affordable and we at least have kept the EMP shielding mechanisms* and the aimbot fire-control system (which is still useless when the sensors are destroyed), and the weapons can still devastate at an unmatched rate compared to other quadrupedal mecha. Let's just hope that no one has the sufficient equipment to nuke the legs of this one...

*The EMP shielding mechanism only works when you keep the power on, as the redstone circuitry organizes sub-atomic particles to segregate the mech's inner workings from all outside disturbances and everything. This means communications will be unable to continue.

Mark VI Biped Automaton

Producer: Allancia
Weight: 3 metric tons
Armament:

• 1x 12.7mm heavy machine gun
• 2x pneumatic canister launchers

Armour: Reinforced steel
Crew capacity: n/a (unmanned)
Power plant: 1x microfusion cell
Speed: 45km/h
Price/unit: 2,000,000 NSD

We've moved on to the Mark VII by this point, and the Mark VIII and IXs are already being designed, so we'll be giving these buggers out for practically free. First used during the Allanzi-Starzian War, these machines were instrumental in maintaining order in occupied Starzia. Equipped with machine guns and pneumatic canisters, they can be modified to your needs. We eventually found a way to make them more efficient and intelligent, making them kind of useless and ushering in the age of the Mark VIIs. We've also had problems with their legs bending in half or falling out of sync before, but you can fix that problem on your own time. Blame the State Labor Sector for being unable to provide certain details...

D-12 Light Drone Tank

Producer: Crysuko
Weight: 45 metric tons
Armament:

• 1X 80MM solid slug railgun
• 2X 7.62 MM LMG (Coax, hull)
• Anti-mine roller
• Smoke dispensers

Armour: Diamond-titanium silkweave
Crew capacity: Unmanned
Power plant: 2x "tornado" light self-contained fusion cells, dual array.
Speed: 60 km/h
Price/unit: 3,560,000 NSD

With the need for a cheap, rapidly deployable yet combat effective Unmanned Armored Fighting Vehicles (UAFV) a new tank was designed, installed with an experimental combat AI, allowing it to operate with little human overseeing. the Tornado SECFIC (Self contained fusion cell) allows enough energy to the power hungry drive train and railgun, which fires a ferrous slug at hypersonic velocities, capaple of punching through almost any armor or fortification. The diamond-titanium silkweave is an intricate weave of diamond nanofibers bound to titanium nanofibers. giving the extreme hardness of diamonds, to the long term durability of titanium. Although heavy, it is extremely high quality and is capable of shrugging off mny attacks that would have earlier AFVs in pieces. The four motors are durable and rugged fusion-electric in a four-drive arrangement, a hydro-pneumatic suspension system ensures a smooth ride for the delicate inner components. on the flat, it will easily hit 60 KPH.

M2A5 "Greatsword" Main Battle Tank

Producer: New Frenco Empire
Weight: 62 metric tons
Armament:

• 1x Rheinmetall M300 130mm Magnetic Gun
• Hale-5 12.7mm Gauss Coaxial Gun
• Orsweck M4 Plasma Scattergun
• Smoke Dispensers
• Bushmaster IV 35mm Gauss-augmented Autocannon
• Internal 12.7mm Coaxial Gun
• 40mm Grenade Launching Platform (12 barrels)
• Hollande-Zizern Anti-Personnel Microwave Emitter

Armour: Lars Mk.1 Electro-Reactive plates, Orwell Nano-Composite Armor,
Nano-Reactive Panels, Liquid Kevlar plates
Crew capacity: 2
Power plant: Liquid-cooled hydrogen-injected internal
combustion engine (ICE)
Speed: 88.5km/h
Price/unit: 8,650,845 NSD

The capitalist pigdog organicheskiys of New Frenco Empire decided that their tanks were better, so we're bringing them to the test...unfortunately, they have failed to provide any reliable statistic on the tank. According to the original entry: Introduced in 2140, the Greatsword is considered by many to be a refinement in the art of the tank. Initially designed in the early 2130s as a light tank to supplement to M6 Edwins in service at the time, design eventually shifted towards creating a new MBT more suitable for long range power projection. After nearly a decade of research and testing, the end result left the Empire with a tank worthy of any battlefield.

To top of the tank's unique nature, it's name is generally unconventional. While "Greatsword" was (at first) just the project nickname during the prototype phase, the tank was originally going to be designated in the conventional American fashion, where it would bear the name of a notable high military commander. The Citadel wanted the tank to be called "Turner" in honor of the new Grand Marshal, but Turner refused, stating that he hadn't yet earned the right to have such a "glorious commie killin' machine" bear his name yet. However, he did drop the subject with a "maybe later", meaning that the M2 will be called "Greatsword" until the Marshal feels he deserves it.

The Empire's new Main Battle Tank was developed around nanotechnology, a concept still relatively new to construction of sophisticated materials. The Greatsword utilizes lightweight nano-armor, capable of providing an impressive weight-to-protection ratio level and allowing the Greatsword to move very quickly in relation to foreign-produced MBTs while still keeping it's protective strength very competitive. During the Greatsword's development, the German Rheinmetall 130mm variable-magnetic Railgun was debuted on the European Federation's own AMX Panther. The gun was very well-received with military analysts all over the West (even some *ahem*...unseen observers adopted the weapon for use, if our seedy government sources are to be believed), and it was decided that the Greatsword would also carry it. While the railgun isn't as directly powerful as the plasma cannons utilized on several Eastern tanks, it is undefeated in range and can accept different kinds of warheads to better adapt to the situation.

On top of it's armor and main weapon, the Greatsword also carries many other notable advancements. Energy shielding, active camouflage, a heavy RWS nest and a drone transport compartment to name a few.

K-07 "Ocelot" Heavy Tank

Producer: The Andromeda Confederation
Weight: 262 metric tons
Armament:

• 1x Taagart Haymaker Mk.VII Turbolaser Cannon
• 2x Mounted TRI-10 Rotary Laser Rifle
• 1x LornCo Ion EM Supressor
• Smoke Dispensers
• McPherson & Sons Antipersonnel Dark Energy Caster

Armour: Durasteel/Beskar Alloy
Crew capacity: 4
Power plant: 1x LornCo Refined CL-15 Reactor
Speed: 66.5km/h
Price/unit: 30,650,813 NSD

Some people believe a tank is supposed to be fast, light, and able to get in and out quickly. Those people are what we like to call "wrong." This tank is designed with one thing and one thing only in mind: power. Packing the power of all the guns on the USS Missouri combined into one gun, this tank is surprisingly only 262 metric tons. It is a hovertank, so you won't have to worry about the beast sinking into the mud, or the grass, or the pavement, or... never mind. It's not going to sink.

About that gun, the Taagart Haymaker is an AI-guided Turbolaser, or I suppose one could call it that. Like most of Andromeda's laser weaponry, it fires intense beams consisted of compacted high-energy particles and intense light that could disintegrate anything it comes in contact with, including most of the materials on this page, with the exception of Aeiouian bedrock, and I'm sure some special alloys and shields. But, do you really want to try your luck against a gun that big and menacing?

Uralvagonzavod T-100 Main Battle Tank

Producer: Blakullar
Weight: 70 metric tons
Armament:

• 1x D2142 plasma cannon
• 6.8mm PKPT Pecheng LMG (modified duh)
• 1x 14.5mm GShGm HMG
• 6x cyrogenic grenade dispensers

Armour: 140mm durasteel armour
Crew capacity: 2
Power plant: Deuterium nuclear fusion engine
Speed: 94km/h
Price/unit: 3,960,000 NSD

So, these posh FT tanks with a ton of useless weaponry on them displayed above are not of your choice? Well, I think we have your ultimate solution. The T-100. Designed to be the mainstay of Mechanocratic armoured brigades (and maybe yours soon!) the T-100 is...basically a 2000s Russian tank fitted with durasteel alloy armour and a plasma cannon, and probably one of those killer GShGms we also sell. Regardless, it's incredibly hard to destroy with infantry weaponry, and its plasma cannon melts about everything that comes into range. It's also extremely durable, able to traverse 498 km of rough terrain without its advanced kevlar tracks being ripped to pieces or something.

Despite being cheap and basic, the T-100 is effectively worth more than its marked price, and plop a few up in your armoured brigades with a customization or two and you will find your scrubby MT neighbour collapsing in no time. Oh, so you're one of these nations with hard light and things like that? Why the f**k would you even buy a tank for third-world PMT tinpot dictatorships? Oh, it's probably good for cannon fodder anyway. Durable cannon fodder, until the air strikes come.

EDIT: We corrected the previous mistake of the power plant being 'durasteel armour'. But we have used this opportunity to explain another feature of this tank! (which helps to increase the price by THREE MILLION NSD!) The durasteel armour can actually absorb energy from impacting kinetic projectiles and energy weapons and turn them into power for the tank! This depletes the armour of course. It isn't true, but who cares.

Uralvagonzavod ZSU-50 Shlepok Anti-Aircraft Vehicle

Producer: Blakullar
Weight: 42 metric tons
Armament:

• 2x 2A50 Pogremushka Heavy Automatic Cannon (55mm)
• 2x 9K149 Sarancha SHORAD Missile Launcher (122mm)

Armour (mm): Laminated carbon-infused
titanium plates

• Front hull: 75mm
• Side hull: 50mm
• Rear hull: 50mm
• Front turret: 25mm
• Side turret: 25mm
• Rear turret: 25mm

Crew capacity: 2
Power plant: 1x Thorium Nuclear Fission Battery
Speed: 68km/h
Price/unit: 5,092,000 NSD

The scourge of many a careless pilot, the brand-new Shlepok was built upon the chassis of the battle-hardened BTR-29 Irtysh. Incoming aircraft are quickly acquired by the Shlepok's advanced targeting computer which calculates and predicts every movement of the aeroplane with frightening accuracy. If the aggressor manages to evade the SHORAD missiles launched at it, the autocannons, throwing plasma flak shells full of armour-melting ionised gas, will deal with it. The guns can be turned against infantry and light vehicles for devastating effect, should the Shlepok need to protect itself.

Cybofire RO-301 series "Buzzard" Security Drone

Producer: Aaronian
Armament:

• 4x rapid firing plasma cannons

Power plant: Iridium power cells
Speed: 1020km/h
Price/unit: 40,670,000 NSD

Need to kill your mortal enemies? How about blowing up that one location you utterly hate? Cybofire from Aaronian has your #1 solution, the RO-301 Security Drone! Armed with two sets of twin rapid-fire plasma cannons, a state-of-the-art location system, and the most reliable Iridium power cells available, this has more potential than just guarding your warehouse. It can perform the tasks of a strike craft, a fighter and a light hovertank with the maximum efficiency and proficiency, all which make this an excellent selection for both your air force and ground units.

DISCLAIMER: TANKS AND TRINKETS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HARM DONE BY THE MISUSE OF THESE WEAPONS, NOR WILL WE BE RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU GET TRIED BY THE WORLD ASSEMBLY FOR WAR CRIMES.

Nyxon

Producer: Acheronis
Type: Radiological/Nuclear
Price/unit: 4,000,000,000 NSD

The most powerful substance in the Triangulum War universe, Nyxon is painstakingly extracted from unstable pocket universes where the laws of physics don't apply and a single nanosecond is a trillion years in our own reality. As time and space is so mangled within these collapsing realms, a substance that could not truly exist within our own dimension forms naturally, as an untold number of atoms are constantly fusing with one another. This substance is known as Nyxon, element 12,048,902 on the Periodic Table (2048 on the Aurician one). As it would instantly decay into a lesser element upon being exposed to the laws of physics, it is stored within Dimensional Stabilisation Vials for your benefit. If the Vial was to be broken, untold amounts of radiation would be released as it expends several million half-lives in the space of a few seconds. It is estimated that the amount of Nyxon contained would irradiate an area roughly the size of japan if released, so handle with care.

Upon release, it rapidly decays, releasing vast amounts of alpha, beta, gamma and neutron radiation, easily enough to instantly kill anything within several kilometres of the detonation. The massive amount of particles within a single atom of Nyxon, let alone hundreds of trillions, can occasionally cause nuclear fission within nearby fissile material, creating a massive nuclear explosion to add to the radiation and general power of the substance.

Click here for more detailed specifications on this devastating element.

Particle Cannon Uplink

The Particle Cannon system was designed sometime in the 2020s to deal with the Global Conflict, the system was built with two features. First, there are the ground emitters, which reflect amplified laser beams into one giant light rod. The rod is then reflected by the second part of the system, a group of mirror satellites, the rod is then re-directed back down to earth, where it can destroy enemy bases. This pack includes a device capable of contstructing the ground emitter unit, or the uplink. The package is rather cheap, due to the system being phased out by the Ion Cannon satellites. However, for security reasons of not having pissant MT nations buying this like a bunch of fat people onto the last bag of junk food in the supermarket we have raised the price greatly to a more reasonable one. Trust me, 200 million is too cheap for any other orbital laser thingy (but it's enough to keep the third worlders at bay).

Producer: Aaronian
Type: Refracted Laser
Price/unit: 200,000,000 NSD

Solaris Relay

First conceived of in 2017, the Solaris Relay was orginally designed for power transmission, capable of sending a beam of refracted solar light, it is capable of generating a large amount of power. The system functions by using a series of satellites around orbit of a planet, the satellites are capable of redirecting sunlight into a dangerous beam. The combat capabilities of the system were soon regconized as a brilliant idea, soon, the system has a new purpose as a superweapon.

This package carries a building module, capable of constructing the Solaris Relay, which is capable of controlling the satellites to strike whatever is in the target range. 2 satellites also provided, reverse engineer them on your own bro.

Producer: Aaronian
Type: Concentrated Solar Death Ray
Price/unit: 3,400,000,000 NSD

The MLGSWAGFaZeOpTiCSWAGMASTER 420NOSC0P3R Infantry Countermeasure Platform

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Producer: Tecton
Type: Noscoping platform/Weapon of Mass MLG
Price/unit: 1 quadrillion NSD
(CUSTOMERS REQUIRE BACKGROUND CHECK)

The MLGSWAGFaZeOpTiCSWAGMASTER 420NOSC0P3R ICP is amongst the most powerful infantry weapons in all of the universes that one can travel to. It shoots pure beams of MLG energy, fueled by Doritos and Mountain Dew Code Red. It is said to be such a good and powerful weapon, that it made it on both FaZe's and Optic's clans at the same time, hence the logos on its butt. Dispute was had, but the MLGSWAGFaZeOpTiCSWAGMASTER 420NOSC0P3R ICPs, each being sentient, apparently, climbed to the top of both clans and united them with the new name FaZeOpTiC.

Being sentient, the gun chooses to smoke blunts when not in use. When in use, the blunt is passed to the user, who gains superhuman reflexes from the mysterious lace in the w33d. The user also gains the power to summon Doritos and Code Red on command when using the weapon, for, without it, the gun wouldn't work, because the ammo feeds off of the user. Never mind the fact that this is just a less overpowered (but equally MLG) version of the MLGSWAGFaZeOpTiCSWAGMASTER 420NOSC0P3R Cannon which unlike this one is not mass-produced.

BUT WHO F**KING CARES??!!! With this issued to your soldiers, quickscoping MT scrubs and realism wankers has never been so easy before. Get admitted into FaZe clan simply by noscoping a godmodder with this...legendary weapon. The rest is too MLG to be even described by mere human language.

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Software and programs

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All video games will be delivered in the form of hard cartridges, and they have been ported over to be compatible with nearly all OSes and consoles in the multiverse (excluding CoD 2150), so there shall be no worries!

Deathstroke: Multiversal Special Edition

Producer: Blakullar
Min. system requirements: Equivalent to Coliseum OS (512-bit only);
3TB of RAM; 1.4PB HDD space
Price/unit: 59.99 NSD

Drop from your orbital transporter into the latest MOBA that's taking worlds by blitzkrieg and carving a bloody path into the multverse. Deathstroke utilises the incredibly powerful Glaz III engine and the latest in virtual reality technology to produce the most visceral virtual combat experience of any videogame hitherto. A variety of colourful characters are available to play as, each with a different combat strategy. Take, for example, the rail sniper-toting cowboy/brain surgeon Calamity Jack, the towering cyborg Dreadnaut, or the kris-armed femme fatale that is Svetlana, into battle - or even create your own fighter with his or her own unique combat style - and fight alongside or against up to 49 other players in a huge battle arena for control of the Oculus. With all 124 classic characters, plus 6 Special Edition-exclusive characters (including Singaporean Steve, a master MLGer with a redstone autotargeter-fitted AMR for rapid 360-noscopes; and Lady Tickleblasters, the Aeiouian living fortress), available to play from the very start, there's no possible way for you to go wrong.

Fed up of playing videogames? Now you can BE the videogame.

Civilization XI: Play the Multiverse

Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Min. system requirements: 1024-bit quantum CPU;
130TB of RAM; 70PB HDD space
Price/unit: 79.99 NSD

The PTFS's Civilization XI is a 4X video game of the Civilization Successors series developed after the collapse of Firaxis and 2K during World War IV, the game itself developed by Floatstone Studios of the PTFS and released by Singapore Technologies Entertainment on March 6 2082. Since then, versions for virtual reality devices, other computers and OSes, etc, were released across the multiverse as the PTFS started to distribute it beyond its own universal walls. It is a game with constantly updated content so as to include various nations around the multiverse the PTFS has discovered, and also to improve the overall experience. As of July 2089 in the PTFS's home universe, there are over 6000 civilizations playable, ranging from New Frenco Empire to Ashkera to Multiversal Domanaeii and Gawd knows what else. Of course, original 'earthly' civilizations are still featured, but significantly impaired in comparison to the 'multiversal' civilizations playable.

The game has gained huge popularity since its release, with about every single PTFS citizen owning a copy and over quadrillions playing across the multiverse. However it has received criticism for its biased representation of some multiversal civs, namely those with not that good relations with the PTFS. Its hardware requirements are also destructive to anyone without a sizeable quantum computer, and even then you need the SCEI-8162 Combine for the minimal lag-less experience.

Despite running on a whole new engine capable of supporting multi-stage gameplay from a mere tribe to an inter-universal empire, it inherits most of its features from Civilization 5, such as the hexagonal grids. It wouldn't be too unfamiliar with a Civ player only touching Civ 5 once they get into it. However of course it has multiple new layers, for example an interstellar expansion layer in a format combining that of Spore and Galactic Civilizations, a temporal intervention layer with temporal wars, the occasional inter-universal stage and finally the state where one hex on the map is one universe. Zooming infinitely into tiles from one layer to a lower one is an annoying feature of the game (alongside some other realistic elements such as stationing units on specific locations of a tile, random events, etc), and it sure costs you a lot of hardware, but at least there's an option that keeps the game simple and removes the laggy factors, back to the good ol' days when rushing settlers was the only thing you did. Game settings are insanely customizable, you can even cap which era the game ends and even how a specific civilization ends. Assassinate other civ's leaders and a new one from the list would be up, blah blah blah...it may take your entire life to just know every feature.

But yes, now you can play as your father/motherland and have an epic showdown of time with great nations of the other corners of the multiverse. Enjoy, provided you have a powerful computer.

This is not meant to cause any real-life copyright infringements, the OOC player hereby acknowledges the copyright of the Civilization games and this content is purely for in-character worldbuilding.

Call of Duty: 2150

Producer: New Frenco Empire
Min. system requirements: 512-bit quantum CPU,
4.26 TB of RAM, 1.2 PB HDD space
Price/unit: 40.00 NSD

Rated "8/8 m8 gr8 b8 no h8" by IGN, the most epic first person shooter of all time (well, at least until Treyarch releases theirs next year and Sledgehammer the year after that, but IW and DICE will retake that throne in 2153!) now comes to the multiverse! That's right! People all over the multiverse can play the thrilling campaign, that lasts a grand total of five hours! FIVE HOURS OF INTENSE STORYTELLING AND GRITTY REALISM THROUGH THE EYES OF FRENKISH SOLDIERS as they bring FREEDOM to the FOREIGN TERRORIST COMMIES! But, like every CoD game since MW1, you should totally just ignore the campaign and go straight to multiplayer, where you can experience realistic skirmishes with REAL military tactics, such as the "calling your enemy 'a faggot nigger whose mother you fucked' every time they kill you" taunt and the famous "spin around like a jackass and misuse the sniper rifle for stupid tricks" technique! The new "gritty child soldier" mode turns everyone under the age of 16 into child soldiers, adding to the grittiness and gloom of this masterpiece (and we garuntee there will be plenty of them)! Preorder now and receive the exclusive "FaZe Blaze Fgt 420" DLC absolutely free, with great tracks from Snoop Doge and Airhorn McGee added into your game!

Or just wait until next year for Treyarch's game. Their CoDs are pretty good. Better than IW's. BUT WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO DO THAT?!

Ace Combat 420: Omniversal Skies

Producer: Aeiouia
Min. system requirements: 512-bit quantum CPU,
69 TB of RAM, 82 PB HDD space
Price/unit: 72.99 NSD

What do Aeiouians care about almost as much as armor? Fighter jets!... Well... Not really. They still care about armor and other ultra-defensive bullshit a hell of a lot more than planes, but still, planes are on the agenda somewhere. I think... Anyway, what better nation to make a flight simulator? Wait, would Tinfect or something be bett-Nevermind!

Play rich and dynamic story-driven campaigns, as you unlock and fly over 10,000 different aircraft! From the iconic Aeiouian FB-73-A Berserker, to the PTFS STAD-S7 Merlion, and even the Frenkish F-162 Screaming Eagle! All modelled perfectly and coded to function just like their real counterparts!

With a selection of over 5,000 different missions, you are never going to run out of content! From the Jenei Liberation War of the Aeiouians, to the first skirmish of the Rift Event, all the way to the air wars in the Ringworld 256 simulator, you can play wherever in history you want, and with whatever aircraft you want!

If that still is not enough content for you, Ace Combat 420 has an extensive modding community and support! Like most Aeiouian games, it is pretty much completely unplayable without at least a small modpack, so you can count on having even more content added there!

Order from Tanks and Trinkets, and get exclusive content! Including the Sanic Hegehog paint job for the FB-73-A, and the FaZe Clan paint job for the STAD-S6! ... Or, you know. You could just, like, download a mod that adds these instead. Either way.

Spore 55: Advanced Edition

Producer: Tecton
Min. Computer Requirements: 1024-bit quantum CPU;
180 TB RAM; 80 PB HDD
Price/Unit: 79.99 NSD

Ever wanted to make large phallic creatures with the power to take over worlds, and even universes? Then this is the simulation game for you! Brought to you by TEN (Triodom Entertainment Network), this is the Advanced Edition of the fifty fifth installment of the hit series "Spore"! Remember that first one made so many centuries ago by the heathonous game company "EA Games"? No? Neither do we! That one was way too limited! With 20,000+ parts available to the player, you can create creatures, vehicles, space ships, weapons, internal organs, external organs, body parts, buildings, and even whole worlds! You can even make giant, fully functioning, penises, we don't care, that is one of the reasons this is now rated M for Mature. Another reason being the hyper realistic graphics, life simulation, and even more realistic violence! Finally, you can defeat enemies in the most gruesome of ways and eat their insides and feel as if you are really there, watching the scene.

Amongst the many features this game has is first person mode, Virtual Reality Support, a very advanced multiplayer, an enhanced creation booth, even more cheaty fun, universe conquering, and even more modes. Why get the Advanced Edition, you ask? Well, you lose about 1,000 of the parts included in the Advanced Edition, and some of the other features.










I do not take ownership of Spore or the art shown (aside from the edited parts), as it is property of EA Games

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Special Offers

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Though meaning to become one of these 'evil corporatist stereotypes', we're still kind enough to offer discounts. After all, some things may still be expensive even when they are seriously underpriced...and I really mean it. Thus, we offer discounts for frequent customers, nations with economic difficulties, or ones that a product they buy may very well suit them. But well, let's continue with the specific discounts you can get...no, you may not take advantage of them, and if you try to, you'll get banned from buying. Just kidding. But seriously, that's rude.

All discounts, by default, are implemented upon the subtotal sum of products purchased. Certain discounts include individual product discounts, which are implemented onto the individual unit price. The discounts are listed in order of implementation, which means that a discount higher on this will proceed before other discounts below it.

• Large purchases: If your sum comes to 100,000,000,000 (one hundred billion) or higher, you are granted a 5% off as a part of our nefarious plan to make you buy more. Should your total exceed/equates 100,000,000,000,000 (one hundred trillion), you are given a 10% off as a part of the plan to let you make more purchases that will break your nation! We are proud to become responsible for entire collapses of economies.
• League of Mechanocracies member/observer: I mean, this is like a Walmart employee buying their crap from the very place they work at! Nonetheless, if you are a League of Mechanocracies (whom this store is a subsidiary of) full member, you are granted a 10% discount! If an observer, you will be granted a 5% off! This is totally not a bait to lead you to joining our glorious League.
• National Sales: See here.
• Other private entities/corporations: Glory to capitalism! If the entity purchasing is a private, corporate one, provided you have not declared yourself a "state", then you are given a 7% off! If the corporation purchasing is a partner of Tanks and Trinkets, they are given a 10% off!
• Frequently purchasing personal customers: If a single person/individual has purchased (hiveminds are excluded from this due to likeliness of taking advantage), under his/her/their name, for more than 10 times from T&T, they are automatically given a 5% off every time they purchase after the 10th time.

Sometimes a year of great harvest comes in some of the LoM's member states. Surpluses get more than enough to be sold with this storefront's awful prices, so we made a special programme for these times. When a National Sale event happens, all products manufactured and produced in the respective nation that's having the Sale will have their individual unit price reduced by 45%. The marked price will still be there of course and we won't do the calculation for you. National Sales can be identified when they're happening by looking at our storefront's banner displayed at the top; national sales for different nations of the LoM will display different banners in contrast to the default.

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Customer Feedback

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Well, for whatever reason you think that a greedy evil corporation like us would listen to customer feedback, you can simply send a message to Tanks and Trinkets stating your comments on us, and what we can improve on. Do that now! However, we do not promise suggestions will be implemented instantly. Being the division of an intergovernmental organization, discussion within the League of Mechanocracies is required for anything to be implemented.

Sometimes, polls will be conducted to see the general trend of what people want us to implement, but of course the results of these polls will be discussed on as well. Until either way leads to improvements and additions being made to the storefront, you'll have to deal with what's on stock for the moment. Actually, our catalogue is not even complete and we're still adding more things...

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Order Forms

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Finally...you could actually just use the convenient taskbar provided on the top of the page to jump to here instead of scrolling down. Oh you did? Never mind what I said...

Here, you can use order forms provided to organize your orders which we will process and respond to. You can also simply use a properly-formatted, well-written letter to compensate for that, but make sure it has the details we want. Please fill out all sections in the order forms provided (unless told otherwise), lack of crucial information can become a reason for rejection.

Use this if you are ordering on behalf of your entire nation, or at least its government. This includes all states as polities. Heck, we aren't going to go further on definitions, just acknowledge to use this form if you're an actual 'nation' and you're buying some crap for your military.

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This app is for use by non-state actors who wish to purchase our products. NSAs may include NGOs, corporations, terrorist groups and revolutionary movements. However, if your 'corporation' has evolved into a political 'state'/'nation' for whatever reason, use the above form.

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Use this form if you are ordering things for yourself as a person (and not as a group), this is provided due to the nature of the 'trinkets' sold could not possibly be bought by a government and then distributed to citizens. For hiveminds, this applies to individual 'drones' only. Why a recipient blank if there's already a 'person' field? Well, just so that you can buy our trinkets as gifts to be delivered to your friend....we are not responsible for legal issues in your nation of ordering certain products such as military products.

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[Singaporean Transhumans]

THIS STOREFRONT IS NOW OPEN. YOU MAY POST YOUR ORDERS BELOW THIS POST.

[Aeiouia]

From: Overseer Mia Utopia
To: PLAYER

Congratulations on ze grand opening of Tanks N' Trinkets! Because I have an oppertunity to get lots of alcohol vant to commemorate this monumental event, I vish to make a personal purchase to start things off!

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NAME OF PERSON PURCHASING: Mia Utopia
RECIPIENT(S): Mia Utopia
PRODUCTS:

• 1,000,000x Прохора моча Premium Mecharussian Vodka

TOTAL COST: 70,000,000 NSD (Not sure if ze 5% Observer Discount applies here)
SHIPPING DESTINATION: Imil Storehouse, Sulnara I, Sulnara System
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: I'm thirsty.
ADDITIONAL INFO: I'd prefer if you shipped a million bottle's vorth of the vodka in small numbers of large containers, as opposed to just a million normal-sized bottles. I'd happily take either, though.

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[Singaporean Transhumans]

Response to Order(s)

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TO: General Overseer Mia Utopia

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Greetings! Your order of one million bottles of Mecharussian vodka has come to the sum of 70 million NSD, but due to LoM observer state privileges (which applies to individuals of these nations as well) you are granted a 5% discount, so your order comes to a final total of 66,500,000 NSD. As demanded the vodka will be shipped in small numbers of large containers and be teleported to the location as specified. We firmly believe that Mecharussian industrial liquid byproduct vodka is the best method to quench an eldritch alcoholic matriarch's thirst, and we appreciate your wisdom for acquiring such a product! Here I also send you regards from the Mechanocratic People's Commissariat of Corporate Affairs and Ministry of Labour, whether they wanted it or not.

CRT-617-P26
T&T Customer Service Guy
AUTHORIZED BY:
T&T CENTRAL BOARD OF CIRCULATION

[Acheronis]

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NAME OF PERSON PURCHASING: Supreme Chancellor Horus
RECIPIENT(S): The Acheronis Council
PRODUCTS:

• 200x Civilization XI: Play the Multiverse

TOTAL COST: 15,998 NSD
SHIPPING DESTINATION: The Council Building, Styxia, Nova Acheron
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: So that the Council can play Civ XI when they aren't working.
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[Singaporean Transhumans]

Response to Order(s)

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TO: Supreme Chancellor Horus

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Greetings! Your order of 200 copies of Civ XI has come to the sum of 15998 NSD, but due to LoM member state privileges you are granted a 10% discount, so your order comes to a final total of 14,398.2 NSD. As demanded the game cartridges will be shipped to the location as specified. We firmly believe that a TBS masterpiece like Civ XI is the best time-waster for your bureaucracy to use, and we appreciate your wisdom for acquiring this product! Here I also send you regards from ST Entertainment and Floatstone Studios, whether they wanted it or not.

CRT-617-P26
T&T Customer Service Guy
AUTHORIZED BY:
T&T CENTRAL BOARD OF CIRCULATION

[Unified Heartless States]

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NAME OF PERSON PURCHASING: Auditor General Rosemere
RECIPIENT(S): Unified Heartless States & NTF Nuclear Fusion Power Plants

PRODUCTS

• Singaporean Crystal Redstone 45.359237kg (100lb)
• Natural Uranium 45.359237kg (100lb)

TOTAL COST: 260,815.62 NSD
SHIPPING DESTINATION: Dark Heart, Hollow Bastion
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: Energy

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[Acheronis]

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NAME OF PERSON PURCHASING: Colossus-Z-2497
RECIPIENT(S): Colossus-Z-2497
PRODUCTS:

• 1x Ace Combat 420: Omniversal Skies
• 1x Call of Duty: 2150
• 1x Civilization XI: Play the Multiverse
• 1x Deathstroke: Multiversal Special Edition

TOTAL COST: 252.97 NSD
SHIPPING DESTINATION: UDM-1274987-1
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: Relief of Boredom
ADDITIONAL INFO: N/A

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[Fashie]

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NAME OF NATION: Fashie
RECIPIENT(S): Bob Letterman
PRODUCTS:

• 100 Timeless Hits From The New Frenco Empire (on holodisk)
• Andromeda Outreach Education Program: Box Set
• SCEI-8162 "Combine"

TOTAL COST:$183,760 NSD
SHIPPING DESTINATION: Warner, Fashie
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: Amusement/showing off to friends
ADDITIONAL INFO: none

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[Allancia]

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NAME OF NATION: The Imperium of Allancia
RECIPIENT(S): The Allancian State Science Sector Deep Research Division
PRODUCTS:

• x1100 Timeless Hits From The New Frenco Empire (on holodisk)
• x1 SCEI-8162 "Combine"
• Singaporean Crystal Redstone

TOTAL COST: 185,120 NSD
SHIPPING DESTINATION: Heisser Klogermann Interdimensional Spaceport
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: The last two are meant for study by the State Science Sector Deep Research Division, our go-to guys for unknown and bizarre new technologies and science. The first one is for when those researchers get bored and want to listen to some bitchin' music.
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[Auricium]

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NAME OF PERSON PURCHASING:Crown Prince Nicholas Jinaurican (Jinaurican Hudi)
RECIPIENT(S):Me.
PRODUCTS:

• 1 copy of Civilization XI.
• 1 cubic metre GBM-7 "Bedrock"
• 1 Unit Nyxon

TOTAL COST: 4,045,000,079.99
SHIPPING DESTINATION:Grand Imperial Palace, Auricium Prime, Aurician System, Jinaurican Galaxy, Jinaurican Supercluster, Prime Aurician Universe.
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: Personal Use. Research.
ADDITIONAL INFO:Um... nah.

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[Autocratic Britain]

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NAME OF NATION: The New British Empire
RECIPIENT(S): MI13
PRODUCTS:

• 5x PBSL-14 Multirole Armoured Hovering Vehicle
• 10x STHA-07B "Progressive" Heavy Main Battle Tank
• 20x KJ-19C "Pioneer" Assault Platform

TOTAL COST: 250,884,700 NSD
SHIPPING DESTINATION: The Tower of London, London, Britain.
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: Experimentation and potential military use.
ADDITIONAL INFO: N/A

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[Singaporean Transhumans]

Response to Order(s)

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TO: All previous customers

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T&T apologizes for the delayed response to all your order forms.

All above orders have been approved with Coloussus Z-2497's order of various video games, due to LoM observer discount coming to an actual total of 240.32 NSD, Crown Price Nicholas Jinaurican's order coming to 3,842,750,075.99 NSD after LoM observer discount, and the Allancian Deep Research Division's order coming to 166,608 NSD after a LoM membership 10% discount, all other orders at customer-calculated price. All orders will be delivered to demanded locations and we also send regards from all firms and organs manufacturing the products ordered.

Again, our apologies for a delayed response. We hope that this will not make you reluctant to buy from T&T in the future, and we sure hope to see your orders again!

CRT-617-P26
T&T Customer Service Guy
AUTHORIZED BY:
T&T CENTRAL BOARD OF CIRCULATION

[Tecton]

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NAME OF NATION: Tectonian Military Sector
RECIPIENT(S): All of our troops
PRODUCTS:

• 272,606,437 Units of Civ XI

TOTAL COST: 19,627,663,464 NSD (With discount added.)
SHIPPING DESTINATION: Tectonian Military Base 078 Shipping and Receiving Port
INTENDED PURPOSE OF PRODUCTS: So quite literally all of our troops can play Civ XI
ADDITIONAL INFO: Sure it may be a lot of money, but our defense budget is massive as well.

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(I may or may not just be doing this to get this thread on my post page.)

[Singaporean Transhumans]

Response to Order(s)

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TO: Tectonian Military Sector

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Greetings! Your order of over 272 million copies of Civ XI comes to a final total of 19,627,663,464 NSD. These will be delivered to the specified location. We firmly believe that such a TBS masterpiece is the best method to put your troops off guard so we can invade you relieve the boredom of military service, and we appreciate your wisdom for acquiring such a product! Here I also send you regards from ST Entertainment and Floatstone Studios, whether they wanted it or not.

CRT-617-P26
T&T Customer Service Guy
AUTHORIZED BY:
T&T CENTRAL BOARD OF CIRCULATION