GIVE YOUR IMAGE A BOOST BY HIRING OUR PROFESSIONAL PARTY GUESTS FOR YOUR NEXT SOCIAL EVENT
by Liberty and Alderney » Sat May 02, 2015 5:29 am
by Liberty and Alderney » Sat May 02, 2015 5:58 am
Why waste time going out and actually make friends when you
can pay for the privilege of meaningless friendships at only a
few clicks away.
by Liberty and Alderney » Sat May 02, 2015 6:24 am
We've got friends for everyone, even sociopathic criminals.
There are lots of them in Liberty City.
by Liberty and Alderney » Sat May 02, 2015 7:02 am
"I get payed to talk about anything I want and get as shit
faced as the customer wants. Its great!" - Jasper
by Liberty and Alderney » Sat May 02, 2015 7:04 am
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[b]Applicant name:[/b]
[b]Type of "friend" requested:[/b]
[b]Number of "friends" requested:[/b]
[b]Event friends will be attending:[/b]
[b]Nation of event:[/b]
[b]Address of event:[/b]
[b]Date and duration of the event:[/b]
[b]Any special requests:[/b]
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RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: Mick Swagger
Type of "friend" requested: Sheiks
Number of "friends" requested: 4
Event friends will be attending: My 23rd Birthday
Nation of event: Antarctica
Address of event: North Pole
Date and duration of the event: 33rd of March, 1933
Any special requests: Please send them through a time machine, thanks.
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[b]Applicant name:[/b]
[b]Nation of origin:[/b]
[b]Rank/position/title:[/b]
[b]What type of "friend" is the applicant (describe yourself within 5 words):[/b]
[b]Image (spoiler please):[/b]
[b]Short Bio:[/b]
[b]Special abilities/traits:[/b]
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WORK FOR US
Applicant name: President Lawton
Nation of origin: The United States of America
Rank/position/title: Former President of the US
What type of "friend" is the applicant (describe yourself within 5 words): Former world leader
Image (spoiler please): Dependant on the applicant.
Short Bio: Dependant on the applicant.
Special abilities/traits: I know the nuclear launch codes and the worst secrets of every congressman/woman.
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by Liberty and Alderney » Sat May 02, 2015 7:49 am
by Liberty and Alderney » Sat May 02, 2015 7:54 am
by Barboneia » Sat May 02, 2015 6:50 pm
RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: Prime Minister Patrick Wintersson
Type of "friend" requested: Preferably male, likes to talk about "manly" things such as sports, beer, attractive women, etc.
Number of "friends" requested: 3
Event friends will be attending: A social event that will be attended by several prominent members of the Inner Party.
Nation of event: The Authoritarian Commonwealth of Barboneia
Address of event: 187 Manor Drive, Pääkaupunki, The Great South
Date and duration of the event: May 8th, from 3:00 PM to 12:00 AM.
Any special requests: None.
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by Liberty and Alderney » Sun May 03, 2015 1:04 am
RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: Prime Minister Patrick Wintersson
Type of "friend" requested: Preferably male, likes to talk about "manly" things such as sports, beer, attractive women, etc.
Number of "friends" requested: 3
Event friends will be attending: A social event that will be attended by several prominent members of the Inner Party.
Nation of event: The Authoritarian Commonwealth of Barboneia
Address of event: 187 Manor Drive, Pääkaupunki, The Great South
Date and duration of the event: May 8th, from 3:00 PM to 12:00 AM.
Any special requests: None.
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FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Prime Minister Patrick Wintersson, Barbonia
From: Appropriate Associates
Thank you for your reaching out to Appropriate Associates for your social event needs. 3 star members of the Liberty City Ravages Baseball team are being flown as you read this and will be expected to reach 187 Manor Drive, Pääkaupunki, The Great South at May 8th. We cannot be held responsible for any actions they commit that will bring you in trouble with the venue hosts, the law or your parents now will we accept responsibility if they were to make you look like a tool when standing next to you.
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by YellowApple » Sun May 03, 2015 1:57 pm
WORK FOR US
Applicant name:
Thighlight Twerkle
Nation of origin:
YellowApple, Inc.
Rank/position/title:
"Flank Shaker"
What type of "friend" is the applicant (describe yourself within 5
words):
Professional flank-shaking equine filly
Image (spoiler please):
Short Bio:
Born and raised in Torvaldsville, YellowApple, Inc. Earned her
flank marking (of a rapidly-vibrating donkey) when she discovered
the tendency for her flank to oscillate effortlessly and almost
automatically. Has since won numerous rear-oscillation ("twerking")
competitions throughout Torvaldsville; her artistic talents are
well-regarded throughout performing arts circles worldwide.
Incidentally, also holds a Doctor of Astrophysics degree from the
University of Manzanopolis Prime.
Special abilities/traits:
Capable of controlled and theoretically-indefinite flank oscillation
between 0.125 and 16 Hertz.
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by Liberty and Alderney » Sun May 03, 2015 10:49 pm
WORK FOR US
Applicant name:
Thighlight Twerkle
Nation of origin:
YellowApple, Inc.
Rank/position/title:
"Flank Shaker"
What type of "friend" is the applicant (describe yourself within 5
words):
Professional flank-shaking equine filly
Image (spoiler please):
Work it baby!
Short Bio:
Born and raised in Torvaldsville, YellowApple, Inc. Earned her
flank marking (of a rapidly-vibrating donkey) when she discovered
the tendency for her flank to oscillate effortlessly and almost
automatically. Has since won numerous rear-oscillation ("twerking")
competitions throughout Torvaldsville; her artistic talents are
well-regarded throughout performing arts circles worldwide.
Incidentally, also holds a Doctor of Astrophysics degree from the
University of Manzanopolis Prime.
Special abilities/traits:
Capable of controlled and theoretically-indefinite flank oscillation
between 0.125 and 16 Hertz.
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JOB APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Thighlight Twerkle, YellowApple Inc.
From: Appropriate Associates
Thank you for your reaching out to Appropriate Associates for your new career Thighlight Twerkle. After careful review by a panel of twerking experts from the ritzyiest night clubs in Liberty City, they all say that your twerkin ability is suffient to be granted the moniker of the "Smirking twerking pony working dat flank". Just fly yourself over to Liberty where we'll get the contracts written up and then you can start your glorious adventure as a rentable friend.
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by Liberty and Alderney » Wed May 20, 2015 4:23 am
ANNOUNCEMENT
To: All prospective costomers of Appropriate Associates
From: Appropriate Associates
Appropriate Associates has noticed that our niche services has not attracted a large pool of coustomers quite yet, we understand that many of you are too insecure to admit that you really need new friends. However, we are going to change that as of today! Right now we announce that we will be offering 10% discounts for all services and that loyal coustomers are able to have certain "friends" on constant demand if they sign up [APPLICATION COMING SOON]! Also we have got a mystery friend that will rock the GT&T with his mighty presence. Thats right, a friend like no other, one that only the most exclusive and prestigious of people deserve to even know, which is why we are willing to throw him away to any random guy that wins the competition. Signing up below will put you in the run in for the oppurtunity to ahve early access to the mystery friend. Acceptance of applications will end in five days and there are only five places so get to it!
Five days ... five days till the one that shall not be named will arrive
SIGN UP NOW FOR EARLY ACCESS TO THE MYSTERY FRIEND!!"
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by Ximea » Wed May 20, 2015 8:49 pm
RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: Doktor Wunderbar
Type of "friend" requested: Axolotls
Number of "friends" requested: As many as you can get - money not an object
Event friends will be attending: - Ximean Executive Branch Press Correspondents' Dinner
Nation of event: The Scientific Meritocracy of Ximea
Address of event: 731 Hubris Ave., Xim, Ximea
Date and duration of the event: July 31, 2015
Any special requests: I'm serious - as many axolotls as you can furnish
by Liberty and Alderney » Wed May 20, 2015 11:10 pm
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RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: Doktor Wunderbar
Type of "friend" requested: Axolotls
Number of "friends" requested: As many as you can get - money not an object
Event friends will be attending: - Ximean Executive Branch Press Correspondents' Dinner
Nation of event: The Scientific Meritocracy of Ximea
Address of event: 731 Hubris Ave., Xim, Ximea
Date and duration of the event: July 31, 2015
Any special requests: I'm serious - as many axolotls as you can furnish
JOB APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Thighlight Twerkle, YellowApple Inc.
From: Appropriate Associates
Thank you for your reaching out to Appropriate Associates for your social event needs. About two trailer filled entirely with Axolotls are being shipped as you read this and will be expected to reach Ximean Executive Branch Press Correspondents' Dinner at July 10th. We cannot be held responsible for any actions they commit that will bring you in trouble with the venue hosts, the law or your parents now will we accept responsibility if they were to make you look like a tool when standing next to you.
Appropriate Associates friend rental service
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by Liberty and Alderney » Mon May 25, 2015 3:49 am
ANNOUNCEMENT
To: All prospective costomers of Appropriate Associates
From: Appropriate Associates
Ok, five days has gone by and it is time to reveal our mystery friend. Try imagine drumrolls going in your head as curtains pull away from the best friend we are yet to offer you. This friend is...
Kirby "Muthafuking" Delauter
You read that god damn right, Kirby Delauter is working with us now, you can actually be friends with him. Isn't that cool? But before we do that, we must pick the lucky five winners for the competition for early access to Kirby...or atleast we would IF ANYONE EVEN BOTHERED TO JOIN! But its ok, you guys can fix this and start ordering friends, also we are now announcing 20% discounts for all services we provide. Please start ordering, rent in LIberty is god damn expensive and we don't want to have to move our base of operations back to Los Santos!
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by Liberty and Alderney » Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:13 am
Massive discounts now for token friends of all minority types!
Pretend to be more interesting and accepting than you really are today!
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by Liberty and Alderney » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:09 am
[/quote]ANNOUNCEMENT
To: All prospective costomers of Appropriate Associates
From: Appropriate Associates
OK, I'm just going OOC here and cutting the RP crap cause I'm losing it here. The next nation to interact with my storefront in any way, any way at all, will be rewarded with a golden statue of themselves in the lobby of the god damn building. Please! JUST DO IT! ANYONE AT ALL! I'll even give any citizen of your nation a 100% discount on all deals from here on out. Look, we are barely fending of bankruptcy IC, and barely fending off the idea of puppetwanking OOC. SO PLEASE HELP US NOW!
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by Shia S LaBeouf » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:33 am
Liberty and Alderney wrote:JUST DO IT!
RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: Shia S Labeouf
Type of "friend" requested: People who won't let their dreams be dreams
Number of "friends" requested: 4
Event friends will be attending: Movie Premier
Nation of event: The Republic of Shia S LaBeouf
Address of event: 18 York Road, LA.
Date and duration of the event: 14th of December 2015
Any special requests: JUST DO IT
by Eternal Lord Todd Howard » Wed Sep 23, 2015 2:09 am
RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: The Great Eternal Lord Todd Howard
Type of "friend" requested: Someone who loves me.
Number of "friends" requested: 1.
Event friends will be attending: My wedding.
Nation of event: United States of America
Address of event: In the sky, in my private dragon airship.
Date and duration of the event: Date? I want a marriage. Forever.
Any special requests: It just works.
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by Liberty and Alderney » Wed Sep 23, 2015 2:25 am
Liberty and Alderney wrote:JUST DO IT!
RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: Shia S Labeouf
Type of "friend" requested: People who won't let their dreams be dreams
Number of "friends" requested: 4
Event friends will be attending: Movie Premier
Nation of event: The Republic of Shia S LaBeouf
Address of event: 18 York Road, LA.
Date and duration of the event: 14th of December 2015
Any special requests: JUST DO IT
RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: The Great Eternal Lord Todd Howard
Type of "friend" requested: Someone who loves me.
Number of "friends" requested: 1.
Event friends will be attending: My wedding.
Nation of event: United States of America
Address of event: In the sky, in my private dragon airship.
Date and duration of the event: Date? I want a marriage. Forever.
Any special requests: It just works.
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FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Shia S LeBeouf, Los Angeles
From: Appropriate Associates
Thank you for your reaching out to Appropriate Associates for your social event needs. 4 people who are ready to "do it" team are being flown as you read this and will be expected to reach 18 York Rd, Los Angeles, at December 14th. We cannot be held responsible for any actions they commit as they believe in their dreams and accomplish what they said they would yesterday.
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FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: The Great Eternal Lord Todd Howard, Los Angeles
From: Appropriate Associates
Thank you for your reaching out to Appropriate Associates for your social event needs. A mother who will promise to love you if you keep paying her enough are being flown as you read this and will be expected to reach private dragon airship for your wedding ... wait. Shit, ok we'll send a hooker I guess to the airship in time for your wedding. Not sure if they would be up for marriage but if you got the money I'm sure things work out.
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by Eternal Lord Todd Howard » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:49 am
RENT A FRIEND
Applicant name: The Great Eternal Lord Todd Howard
Type of "friend" requested: A bunch of people to test out Elder Scrolls 6
Number of "friends" requested: 90
Event friends will be attending: Elder Scrolls 6, yo.
Nation of event: United States of America
Address of event: Wherever E3 is.
Date and duration of the event: 25th, a day.
Any special requests: It just works.
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