Vapid Motor Company (DO NOT POST)

[Liberty and Alderney]

These weapons that will be modded into your experience are totally not overpowered BFGs and crap! Well, we didn't check the contents, so we can't really be sure. Some of them may cause the server to crash, don't take my word for it.

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RANGED

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THE TOMMY WISEAU GUN

Ever got really mad but couldn't adequetley express the emotions due to your lack of acting skills? With the power of a modifed tompson machine gun and renowned actor/director Tommy Wiseau you can easily tear apart anything that stands in your way. Just put the spare copies of The Room CDs that we all know you have stashed away in your basement and take care of those fools who think The Room is a bad movie.

Designer: This sick fuck.
Projectile: Explosive heads of Tommy Wiseau (20 per disk)
Ammunition: DVDs of the film, The Room (max. 15 disks per drum magazine)
Rate of fire: 430 rpm
Projectile Velocity: ~20 m/s
Price: $8700 NSD (1 unit)

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MELEE WEAPONS

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THROWABLE

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AIR SUPPORT

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[Liberty and Alderney]

Considering one of the co-OPs of this store is shamelessly based off GTA, we can't do without vehicles affordable for the average pissant. Or maybe not, you can just rob one from the road instead of getting one of these. But hey, for the full game-breaking logic-bending experience why not try some of these!

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LAND VEHICLES

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THE DRIVABLE PIANO

Do you want to practice those piano cords but you must drive to work today? Then why not get the first ever drivable piano! How whenever you get cut off on traffic you can flip people off while playing damatic music.
WARNING: Remember though kids, do not compose and drive. This is a message from the LCPD road safety department.

Designer: ChongMcBong
Top Speed: 168 km/h
Acceleration (0-97 km/h): 9.2 seconds
Durability: Fragile

Weapons: No
Colours: _ Black - _ Red - _ White
Price: $25000 NSD (1 unit)

THE TIME TRAVELING DELOREAN DMC-12

Great Scott, Marty! Come up with a description later.

Designer: Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown
Top Speed: 210 km/h
Acceleration (0-97 km/h): 6.3 seconds
Durability: Average

Weapons: No
Colours: _ Silver
Price: $90,000 NSD (1 unit)

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AIR

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THE GRUMMAN F-14 TOMCAT

"Riiiiide into the Danger Zooooooone!" with this beauty. Made very famous for it's extensive use by the United States military and the movie Top Gun, this beast will effectively take out anything else flying in the sky. It will take you right into the Daaaaaanger Zoooooooooooooooooone!

Designer: Grumman Aerospace Corporation
Top Speed: Mach 2.34 (2,485 km/h)
Service ceiling: 15,200 m
Durability: Strong
Weapons: 2 x M61A1 Vulcan 6-barreled Gatling canno

AIM-54 Phoenix / AIM-7 Sparrow
Colours: _ Silver
Price: $38,000,000 NSD

THE MD MH-6M LITTLE BIRD

Originally used by the United States military as an attack chopper for special forces, this 5 blade helicopter is a modified variant of the MD 500E. Armed with both Hydra 70 missles and 7.62 M134 Miniguns, this helicopter is a force to be reckoned with.

Designer: MD Helicopters
Top Speed: 286 km/h
Max Take off weight: 1,406 kg
Durability: Strong
Weapons: 2 x 7.62 M134 Miniguns

2 × LAU-68D / Hydra 70 rocket projectiles
Colours: _ Black _ Khaki
Price: $4,500,000 NSD

THE ROFLCOPTER

*ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL* Don't mind the noise, just flying in my own ROFLcopter! *ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL*

Designer: Warcraft III mod "SteniS"
Top Speed: 243 km/h
Max Take off weight: 156 kg
Durability: Fragile

Weapons: No
Colours: _ Black
Price: $685,000 NSD

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WATER

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"RED OCTBOBER" TYPHOON CLASS SUBMARINE

Being part of the typhoon class, the largest of all submarines, this beast can deploy ballistic missles capable of carrying nuclear warheads but also remain undetectable to naval vesssels making it the ultimate first strike weapon in a nuclear arms race. Where is your MAD now?

Designer: RBU (Soviet Union)
Top Speed: 23 km/h
Displacement: 23,756 tonnes
Durability: Unstoppable
Weapons: 20 x SS-N-20 'Sturgeon' SLBMs

2 x 650-mm torpedo tubes
Colours: _ Black
Price: $92,000,000,000 NSD

[Liberty and Alderney]

NOTE: THIS IS JUST ME TESTING THE LAYOUT. THE FINAL LAYOUT WOULD BE VERY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU SEE.

"Baby boomer teen dream repackaged for the mass market generation. A muscle car without the muscle that's rental vehicle of choice for tourists looking for a slice of 'real' Americana."

$35,000 NSD

Features:

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Vintage design seating and interior
Optional chrome trimming
Dual illuminating vanity mirrors
Optional convertable model
Grand Vapid hood ornament

Specs:

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5.4 L (330 CID) Modular Supercharged V8 Engine
300 hp @ 6500 rpm
6-speed manual (TR-6060)
3,610 lb (1,637 kg)/3,655 lb (1,658 kg)
22/31 mpg fuel economy
RW drive

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"An affordable, no frills, fuel-efficient compact muscle car. When 'ample headroom' is central to the marketing campaign, what you see is what you get."

$23,600 NSD

Features:

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Leather seating and interior
Vinyl covered roof
Stereosonic tape system
Tinted windows and winshield
Two-tone hood paint
Dual illuminating vanity mirrors

Specs:

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289 cu in (4.7 L) Windsor V8 Eninge
123 hp @ 4200rpm
4-speed manual
2,445 pounds (1,109 kg)
18/23 mpg fuel economy
RW drive

Classics

"Perhaps THE classic American muscle car. Compact four(sic) door sedan made for the greatest generation and lusted after by their jaded children. Cheap to make, and one of the highest-selling new cars in American history - this is what classic American cars were once all about."

$15,200 NSD

Features:

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Leather seating and interior
Cruise control
Bluetooth connection
Rear view camera
Tilt and telescopic steering wheel
Dual illuminating vanity mirrors

Specs:

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2.4 L (144 cu in) Falcon V6 Engine
96 hp @ 4400rpm
3-speed manual
2,438–2,877 lb (1,106–1,305 kg)
16/21 mpg fuel economy
RW drive

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"Get 'em while they're hot. The classic Stallion muscle car's been imported from Liberty City to all over the world. You might find some baggies or baggy rubbers tucked into the back seat, but that's part of this lady's charm. She's a dime."

$17,300 NSD

Features:

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Leather seating and interior
Vinyl covered roof
Stereosonic tape system
Tinted windows and winshield
Two-tone hood paint
Dual illuminating vanity mirrors

Specs:

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289 cu in (4.7 L) Windsor V8 Eninge
123 hp @ 4200rpm
4-speed manual
2,445 pounds (1,109 kg)
18/23 mpg fuel economy
RW drive