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by Donut Dynasty » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:52 pm
by The Federal Binliners of Dustbin » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:53 pm
Crolacia wrote:Crolacian monarchy needs 20 sticks on which the King and the Queen can fly.
by The Federal Binliners of Dustbin » Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:01 pm
Jordsindia wrote:Give us one free sample of a stick or we invade.
Donut Dynasty wrote:Oh hell yeah, I'll buy some sticks!
To potential customer
How many sticks will you like good sir?
Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
Deocerta wrote:I shall defeat the communist with the mighty power of the stick! I'LL TAKE 100,000.
To Hero Crusader
Comrade in arms we will supply our 100,000 sticks for your cause that will $200000
Good luck in your righteousness
Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
by New Kvenland » Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:03 pm
TO: Dustbin
FROM: New Kvenland
SECRECY: Confidential
Good afternoon.
As you can probably guess, the government of New Kvenland is looking to buy these world-renowned sticks for our "bored child." His name is Kevin. Unfortunately, sticks for the sole purpose of the entertainment of "bored child's" is strictly forbidden in the Alliance of Just Nations, a coalition including New Kvenland. We would like to bypass this law. Kevin is lonely. Therefore, we will order 100,000 sticks from you. The money will be delivered in an unmarked black suitcase in [CONFIDENTIAL], on the corner of [CONFIDENTIAL] Street and [CONFIDENTIAL] Way. We trust you will be sworn to secrecy.
Regards,
L. Saknussemm
Deputy Foreign Minister of New Kvenland
by The New World Oceania » Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:05 pm
Official CommuniqueOFThe New World OceaniaFROM: Harold Intonarl, Eighth Level Representative, Head of StateEncryption: ModerateTO: Poglavnik Parbuckleton
Our dearest acquaintances of the free world, The Department of Defence of The New World Oceania would like to file the following request:
We request 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 sticks effective immediately. $6,283,185,307,179,586,476,925,286,766 has been allocated and will be afforded to Sr. Parbuckleton over the course of twenty years in mortgage increments which may be negotiated at a later date. The island coordinates for the sticks' deliveries has been attached to this communication. We are glad to do business with your organization. Failure to come through on your part shall be met with deadly force.Merci
by The Federal Binliners of Dustbin » Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:18 pm
New Kvenland wrote:TO: Dustbin
FROM: New Kvenland
SECRECY: Confidential
Good afternoon.
As you can probably guess, the government of New Kvenland is looking to buy these world-renowned sticks for our "bored child." His name is Kevin. Unfortunately, sticks for the sole purpose of the entertainment of "bored child's" is strictly forbidden in the Alliance of Just Nations, a coalition including New Kvenland. We would like to bypass this law. Kevin is lonely. Therefore, we will order 100,000 sticks from you. The money will be delivered in an unmarked black suitcase in [CONFIDENTIAL], on the corner of [CONFIDENTIAL] Street and [CONFIDENTIAL] Way. We trust you will be sworn to secrecy.
Regards,
L. Saknussemm
Deputy Foreign Minister of New Kvenland
To the Foreign Minister
We are honoured to provide the 100000 sticks to your cause of course we'll need the $200000 for the funding here's to the reform of course that'll mean more money for us Har Har, Thanks
Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
The New World Oceania wrote:Official CommuniqueOFThe New World Oceania(Image)FROM: Harold Intonarl, Eighth Level Representative, Head of StateEncryption: ModerateTO: Poglavnik Parbuckleton
Our dearest acquaintances of the free world, The Department of Defence of The New World Oceania would like to file the following request:
We request 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 sticks effective immediately. $6,283,185,307,179,586,476,925,286,766 has been allocated and will be afforded to Sr. Parbuckleton over the course of twenty years in mortgage increments which may be negotiated at a later date. The island coordinates for the sticks' deliveries has been attached to this communication. We are glad to do business with your organization. Failure to come through on your part shall be met with deadly force.Merci
To the Stick fanatics of the new world
We will provide our sticks for your wacky desire for large sums of cash.
Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
by Crysuko » Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:05 pm
by The Federal Binliners of Dustbin » Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:11 pm
To the Leader of Crysuko
Although we don't agree with what you believe in business is business.
Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
by Tolmakia » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:25 pm
Radical Works Incorporated
To: Whom it may concern
Subject: SticksGreetings reader,
Stick with me here, but we're in a sticky situation. One of our works will need tons of sticks and we shall stick at nothing until it is accomplished. We need as much sticks as we can get (or maybe just 100 boxes). By the way, we're working on a stick castle for one of our clients if you need to know (I thought that fact sticks out like a mile). If you need my number, I'll post it on a sticky later.
Radical Works Incorporated offers its thanks in advance and wishes the best of luck.
-Regards, Sticky Holmes
by Valdiu » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:29 pm
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[Mobilization Underway]
The Republic of ValdiuPopulation: 32,263,671
Military size: ~350,000, T3R: 2.7/116-year old and social democrat
Jazz trombonist, cynic and student journalist
I enjoy CS:GO.I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me they wouldn’t hate me.
President Alexander Sterling | Vice President Aaron Victoria | Director of Foreign Affairs Mitchell Thromright
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by Female Air Force Command of Allison » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:30 pm
Logistics Officer Allison
Hello, my name is Allison. I am a female working for the US Air Force. For those of you that are also enlisted in the Armed Forces I would love to share stories sometime. I look forward to meeting new people every day and hope to make good first impressions on every one I meet.
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by Skadinkia » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:46 pm
by The Federal Binliners of Dustbin » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:47 am
Tolmakia wrote:Radical Works Incorporated
To: Whom it may concern
Subject: SticksGreetings reader,
Stick with me here, but we're in a sticky situation. One of our works will need tons of sticks and we shall stick at nothing until it is accomplished. We need as much sticks as we can get (or maybe just 100 boxes). By the way, we're working on a stick castle for one of our clients if you need to know (I thought that fact sticks out like a mile). If you need my number, I'll post it on a sticky later.
Radical Works Incorporated offers its thanks in advance and wishes the best of luck.
-Regards, Sticky Holmes
To Sticky Holmes
Dear Sir we're more than willing to help you with your sticky problems our sticks will arrive to you the price will be $400000 because we want money for our sticks
Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
Zanera wrote:I require 1,000 sticks.
Dear Sir
Your sticks will arrive soon that will be $2000
Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
Valdiu wrote:What upgrades are available for these sticks?
Female Air Force Command of Allison wrote:THIS INDIVIDUAL IS BRILLIANT.......... best invention since sliced bread
Ill take 20
Dear Madam
We thank your for your compliments and for that we're offering one EXTRA stick to you for only an extra $2, the price of the rest of the sicks however are $40. Enjoy your sicks
Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
Skadinkia wrote:I'll take 6000.
Dear Sir
We thank your for your business the price for the sticks will be $12000.
Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag
by Australian rePublic » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:32 am
by Nevamaa » Thu Nov 06, 2014 7:53 am
From: Johannes Santala, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Kingdom of Nevanmaa
To: Most Honorable Stick Salesman
In the name of His Majesty King Juhani II, I would like to announce our intention to buy two (2) sticks. However. Our economic experts have come to a conclusion that the cost of twenty (20) universal dollars is too high for such low quality sticks. I therefore wish to propose that you sell two (2) sticks for the price of three (3) universal dollars.
We will look forward hearing from you.
Signed by
Johannes Pitkänen, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Kingdom of Nevanmaa
by Skadinkia » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:48 pm
by New Atamascia » Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:42 am
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by Valdiu » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:44 pm
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[Mobilization Underway]
The Republic of ValdiuPopulation: 32,263,671
Military size: ~350,000, T3R: 2.7/116-year old and social democrat
Jazz trombonist, cynic and student journalist
I enjoy CS:GO.I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me they wouldn’t hate me.
President Alexander Sterling | Vice President Aaron Victoria | Director of Foreign Affairs Mitchell Thromright
-
Currently Playing | Mr. Rogers 2020
by Australian rePublic » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:56 pm
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