Sticks for Sale

[Donut Dynasty]

Oh hell yeah, I'll buy some sticks!

[The Federal Binliners of Dustbin]

Crolacian monarchy needs 20 sticks on which the King and the Queen can fly.

To the King and Queen of Crolacia

Wise choice in choosing our sticks for your flying that will be $40 a small amount to pay being rich and glorious monarchs may you have many years of happy flight.

Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

[Deocerta]

I shall defeat the communist with the mighty power of the stick! I'LL TAKE 100,000.

[Toronina]

Toronina would like to buy 10,000 sticks. The Money will be wired over within 2-3 days. How much extra is it tho have them sharpened?

[The Federal Binliners of Dustbin]

Give us one free sample of a stick or we invade.

[img]To the Leader of Jordsindia

Want a stick buy a stick, wanting to go to war over a stick? You'll be the laughing stock of the international community

Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag[/img]

Oh hell yeah, I'll buy some sticks!

To potential customer
How many sticks will you like good sir?
Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

I shall defeat the communist with the mighty power of the stick! I'LL TAKE 100,000.

To Hero Crusader

Comrade in arms we will supply our 100,000 sticks for your cause that will $200000
Good luck in your righteousness
Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

[New Kvenland]

TO: Dustbin
FROM: New Kvenland
SECRECY: Confidential

Good afternoon.
As you can probably guess, the government of New Kvenland is looking to buy these world-renowned sticks for our "bored child." His name is Kevin. Unfortunately, sticks for the sole purpose of the entertainment of "bored child's" is strictly forbidden in the Alliance of Just Nations, a coalition including New Kvenland. We would like to bypass this law. Kevin is lonely. Therefore, we will order 100,000 sticks from you. The money will be delivered in an unmarked black suitcase in [CONFIDENTIAL], on the corner of [CONFIDENTIAL] Street and [CONFIDENTIAL] Way. We trust you will be sworn to secrecy.

Regards,
L. Saknussemm
Deputy Foreign Minister of New Kvenland

[The New World Oceania]

Official Communique

OF

The New World Oceania

FROM: Harold Intonarl, Eighth Level Representative, Head of State

Encryption: Moderate

TO: Poglavnik Parbuckleton

Our dearest acquaintances of the free world, The Department of Defence of The New World Oceania would like to file the following request:

We request 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 sticks effective immediately. $6,283,185,307,179,586,476,925,286,766 has been allocated and will be afforded to Sr. Parbuckleton over the course of twenty years in mortgage increments which may be negotiated at a later date. The island coordinates for the sticks' deliveries has been attached to this communication. We are glad to do business with your organization. Failure to come through on your part shall be met with deadly force.

Merci

[The Federal Binliners of Dustbin]

TO: Dustbin
FROM: New Kvenland
SECRECY: Confidential

Good afternoon.
As you can probably guess, the government of New Kvenland is looking to buy these world-renowned sticks for our "bored child." His name is Kevin. Unfortunately, sticks for the sole purpose of the entertainment of "bored child's" is strictly forbidden in the Alliance of Just Nations, a coalition including New Kvenland. We would like to bypass this law. Kevin is lonely. Therefore, we will order 100,000 sticks from you. The money will be delivered in an unmarked black suitcase in [CONFIDENTIAL], on the corner of [CONFIDENTIAL] Street and [CONFIDENTIAL] Way. We trust you will be sworn to secrecy.

Regards,
L. Saknussemm
Deputy Foreign Minister of New Kvenland

To the Foreign Minister

We are honoured to provide the 100000 sticks to your cause of course we'll need the $200000 for the funding here's to the reform of course that'll mean more money for us Har Har, Thanks
Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

Official Communique

OF

The New World Oceania

(Image)

FROM: Harold Intonarl, Eighth Level Representative, Head of State

Encryption: Moderate

TO: Poglavnik Parbuckleton

Our dearest acquaintances of the free world, The Department of Defence of The New World Oceania would like to file the following request:

We request 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 sticks effective immediately. $6,283,185,307,179,586,476,925,286,766 has been allocated and will be afforded to Sr. Parbuckleton over the course of twenty years in mortgage increments which may be negotiated at a later date. The island coordinates for the sticks' deliveries has been attached to this communication. We are glad to do business with your organization. Failure to come through on your part shall be met with deadly force.

Merci

To the Stick fanatics of the new world

We will provide our sticks for your wacky desire for large sums of cash.

Signed Supreme Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=318996-As a favour to someone.

[Crysuko]

We would like one stick, for our leader to beat fascists with

[The Federal Binliners of Dustbin]

To the Leader of Crysuko

Although we don't agree with what you believe in business is business.

Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

[Tolmakia]

---

Radical Works Incorporated

---

To: Whom it may concern
Subject: Sticks

Greetings reader,

Stick with me here, but we're in a sticky situation. One of our works will need tons of sticks and we shall stick at nothing until it is accomplished. We need as much sticks as we can get (or maybe just 100 boxes). By the way, we're working on a stick castle for one of our clients if you need to know (I thought that fact sticks out like a mile). If you need my number, I'll post it on a sticky later.

Radical Works Incorporated offers its thanks in advance and wishes the best of luck.

---

-Regards, Sticky Holmes

[Zanera]

I require 1,000 sticks.

[Valdiu]

What upgrades are available for these sticks?

[Female Air Force Command of Allison]

THIS INDIVIDUAL IS BRILLIANT.......... best invention since sliced bread

Ill take 20

[Skadinkia]

I'll take 6000.

[The Federal Binliners of Dustbin]

---

Radical Works Incorporated

---

To: Whom it may concern
Subject: Sticks

Greetings reader,

Stick with me here, but we're in a sticky situation. One of our works will need tons of sticks and we shall stick at nothing until it is accomplished. We need as much sticks as we can get (or maybe just 100 boxes). By the way, we're working on a stick castle for one of our clients if you need to know (I thought that fact sticks out like a mile). If you need my number, I'll post it on a sticky later.

Radical Works Incorporated offers its thanks in advance and wishes the best of luck.

---

-Regards, Sticky Holmes

To Sticky Holmes

Dear Sir we're more than willing to help you with your sticky problems our sticks will arrive to you the price will be $400000 because we want money for our sticks

Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

I require 1,000 sticks.

Dear Sir
Your sticks will arrive soon that will be $2000
Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

What upgrades are available for these sticks?

We laugh at the concept that our sticks need improvement.

THIS INDIVIDUAL IS BRILLIANT.......... best invention since sliced bread

Ill take 20

Dear Madam

We thank your for your compliments and for that we're offering one EXTRA stick to you for only an extra $2, the price of the rest of the sicks however are $40. Enjoy your sicks

Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

I'll take 6000.

Dear Sir

We thank your for your business the price for the sticks will be $12000.

Signed Glorious Poglavnik Gary Parbuckleton Von Bin Bag

[Australian rePublic]

We'll buy 6 sticks please

[Stormaen]

What? No discount for buying in bulk? Pfft.

Well, I guess I'll take 10 sticks please.

[Nevamaa]

From: Johannes Santala, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Kingdom of Nevanmaa
To: Most Honorable Stick Salesman

In the name of His Majesty King Juhani II, I would like to announce our intention to buy two (2) sticks. However. Our economic experts have come to a conclusion that the cost of twenty (20) universal dollars is too high for such low quality sticks. I therefore wish to propose that you sell two (2) sticks for the price of three (3) universal dollars.

We will look forward hearing from you.

---

Signed by

Johannes Pitkänen, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Kingdom of Nevanmaa

[Skadinkia]

Let me tell you, you haven't even bought any of them yet. These sticks are fantastic, and of the highest quality.

[New Atamascia]

Since we are a MAGICAL nation, we have need for lots of sticks...I mean magic wands!

We would like 1,000 sti... magic wands.
Not sharpened! If you cast the wrong spell you might poke your eye out and teleport it to the 13th dimension!

The money will appear behind your ear in 3...2...1...
Thank you.

[Valdiu]

What upgrades are available for these sticks?

We laugh at the concept that our sticks need improvement.

By which we mean - How on-fire can they get before their pointiness is abated?

[Australian rePublic]

Are these sticks suitable as firewood?

[Kalibar Federation]

can we just like start a buisness agreement. send me 1000sticks a month. make sure there dry. money will be waiting at the dock for you.

[Trevor Phillip Enterprises]

Hello, Ron here as a representative of TP conglomerate.

Our CEO is very interested in having you supply our nation with these desperately needed 'stick' items. He says that he would want to order 100 of these 'stick' implements in a test phase, where he would see their suitability for our 'needs'. Should we
find their performance satisfactory, you can expect us to regularly buy from you.

Sincerely

Ron Jakowski, TPI Consultant