Raarr Rrrarrrr ar Roorr (Seeking Translators and Socks)

[Ursa Maritimus]

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( Greetings humans. We, the Republic of Ursa Maritimus, request several translators who can speak for us, as we, the bears, cannot speak these English and French languages. The human prisoner currently translating for us is not sufficient and we feel like eating him soon. )

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( We would like about 50 translators. Our empire in what you call 'the arctic circle' continues to grow, and we have encountered several human settlements that we do not wish to pillage, but rather trade with. )

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( Specifically, we are looking to buy several thousand pairs of socks or twice that amount of single socks. Then double that amount, because we each have four feet. )

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( Thank you very much for hearing us out. Please talk to us if you have any questions at all or can give us what we ask. Do not cheat us or you will face our fierce wrath. )

[The Hels syndicate]

Hello, We heard you need sock and we can ship you 3,00 pairs of Fleece Socks for 45,000 USD.
Will this do.Godspeed Armedtail manufacturing

[Rawlincia]

Would you be happy if we developed a computer application to translate, so we don't have to worry about you getting angry and eating one of the translators?
About the socks, why do you need socks if you are bears? You have tough paws/feet.

[Ursa Maritimus]

Would you be happy if we developed a computer application to translate, so we don't have to worry about you getting angry and eating one of the translators?
About the socks, why do you need socks if you are bears? You have tough paws/feet.

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( Computer program? We don't trust computers. Hard to type too. )

Rarrr raoooorr rrarrrrr arorooarrrrr.

( We want warmer feet. )

[Skadinkia]

OOC:
This is soooo funny to look at...
I mean *cough*
Rar.

[Yohannes]

OOC/out-of-character: Your region is a lovely region. Nice to have you in the NationStates roleplaying forums

IC/in-character below:

To representatives of the Ursa Maritimus Government

Kia Ora! Greetings to you from the Kingdom of Yohannes. As the leading foreign investor and commercial power of this world, we fully understand the barriers a nation lacking English as their first language can face. The nineteen countries of the kingdom are also countries of non-native English speaking people, and we have had to translate many of our contracts and printed terms and agreements with other nations we have invested in all around the world in English. Now... that is just one of the many horrendous and rather burdensome adaptive measures we have had to make so far.

We are willing to support your nation and provide your leader with our free translation service, courtesy of His Majesty's Translation for NationStates Nations Ministry... or HMNSM department - not M&M's - for short. Honourable Sir (or Madam), would you be willing to accept our most humble offer to act as your friend and translator?

[Ursa Maritimus]

Rarrrr rarrroooo rraroooooooooo rrarrr rarroooooorrrr raroorr roaror.

( Yes. )