ZV-2 Virus VACCINE for Sale!

[The Great Zedong Dynasty]

Well

[The Great Zedong Dynasty]

what?

Teghan Berry she's the holographic bombshell

[The Orson Empire]

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ZV-2 Vaccine made of 100% penicillin with enhanced antibodies and antiseptic zedonganillin. Taken by injection to the arm and waiting period is 24 hours in isolation. Also it can be taken again in 24 hours. SIDE EFFECTS: Dizziness, euphoria, vomiting, weakness, fatigue, low blood pressure, and a mild rash.

The people selling this vaccine are quacks. Penicillin only works against bacterial infections, not against viruses.

[The Mice Empire]

give me 18 million for 5 million breads ( we are Mice and Rats small the vaccine wont cost as much

But know this it will protect you from the first strain of bacteria and viruses

we mice are better at disease resistant then you humans so give me vaccine for the intelligent Mice and Rats

[The Great Zedong Dynasty]

Well the strain I discovered named after me zedonganillin works well against viruses and matter fact it killed the virus that was in my body!

[Ximea]

Well the strain I discovered named after me zedonganillin works well against viruses and matter fact it killed the virus that was in my body!

Um...about that.

The Scientific Meritocracy of Ximea categorically denies releasing Serratia marcescens from aircraft flying over foreign soil to test the efficiency of bacterial aerosol dispersion against populations. If we had, however, your infection would have been bacterial, not viral, and antibiotics would have cleared the infection.

We reiterate that Serratia marcescens, which was absolutely not deployed by Ximean forces in your nation or other nations, is an almost absolutely harmless "simulant" organism which mimics the aerial dispersal characteristics but not the disease-causing capacity of common agents of biological warfare.

So basically yeah, antibiotics do diddly squat against viruses.

[Skadinkia]

But this is a Bacterius... LOL