TO: CEO, South Seas Scoops
FR: Supreme Amir of the Imperial Region of Ismael and Chief Malik of the Holy Imperial Empire of Sunlandic.
SUBJ: Massive Order
MSG BEGINS:
We'd like to order a vast quantity of your product. Unfortunately we cannot open your parlors in our nation as that would create... well.. health concerns(mostly too much obesity).. but... we are treating our entire nation to a vast selection of your ice cream and as such.
We'd like to order 200 million pints of the following flavors:
ORDER FORMName of purchasing entity: Holy Empire of Sunlandic
Size of cartons to order: Pint
Quantity to order: 200 Million Each
Flavor: Kiwi, Coconut, Banana, Watermelon, and Mango
Send shipment to: Ismael's southern beach. (see regional map for details)
To ensure that your ice cream arrives frozen, please designate a local one hour time frame for delivery (i.e. 3-4:00 PM): 3PM Local time
Other considerations: Please ship containers with ice packs already inside to prevent premature melting (we will pay you an additional NS 15 cents per pint for this).
Total Cost of Order NS $4.15 Billion, to be wired to you upon delivery.
Here is our local map on satellite.. please deliver to our southern port (you can't miss seeing it by boat).
This map is oriented with north upwards.
Thanks.. we await your famed ice cream.
Regards,
Supreme Amir of the Imperial Region of Ismael and Chief Malik of the Holy Imperial Empire of Sunlandic.
Bringing you the truth.. no matter how bad it hurts.
Ita ille serpens occidit.
MSG ENDS