Cute Bunny Burger Corporation opens its doors

[Allanea]

Official Announcement from the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation

The Cute Bunny Burger Corporation is one of the world's most famous and most celebrated fast-food chains. We are both different and similar to the general fast-food industry, in ways that we will outline below:

The Bunny Burger: No matter what other products are offered, in all countries where it is legal, a rabbit burger will always be on the menu. However, as customers in many countries prefer beef, it is often offered as well, as well as sheep, pork, and other types of meat as per local tastes. Other special burgers – such as the SuperBacon, a gigantic bacon and rabbit meat hamburger offered in Allanea – are also produced for some markets.

Meat quality: While some fast-food chains provide low-quality or dubious meat, all our products are inspected by our own inspectors or by national authorities where available.

Shamelessness: We are what we are. We provide high-calory food to people who want lots of calories. We will not balance your diet for you. If you eat lots of meat and sugary drinks and have no diet or exercise, you WILL get fatter. That's life.

We at Cute Bunny Burger believe enjoying our high-quality food is worth getting fatter, though.

Detailed Status Reports

23/06/2009
05/09/2009
06/09/2009
08/09/2009
14/10/2009
15/04/2010
16/04/2010
04/06/2010
08/05/2011


OOC: Basically you post here if you want to have CBC branches in your nation.

Either state the amount of branches you want opening, or declare your borders open to CBBC, and I will install a certain amount of branches per capita (0.1 per 10,000 to 0.5 per 10,000, depending), after evaluating your nation via its NS page and any other information I can find out.

[North Wiedna]

Cute Bunny will be allowed 10 Southwest Wiendan branches, 200 South Wiendan branches, and 0 North Wiednan brances.

The fast food industry was nationalized

[Bears Armed]

You seem to have forgotten the branches in Bears Armed. Admittedly there aren't (or weren't) many of them, only 62 last time I checked, but...

[Astholm]

We had 35 bases within Astholm, but they were soon taken over by Burger King, Baskin-Robbins, Sbarro and Wimpy franchises.
The brand proved unpopular within Astholm; Astholmians found the company's name disturbing and also the fact there was no vegetarian food was considered abhorrent to the nation's fast- food requirements.

[Crookfur]

I never got around to psoting about this. There would be branches in Crookfur, probabaly in the region of 2 or 3 in each major city. Crookfurians do appreciate the honesty and total lack of BS in the company's marketing.

This does of course rest on the availability of specials featuring Haggis or Black pudding.

porbabaly talking in the region of 50,000 branches

[Allanea]

Detailed Status Report

Derscon - 150,302 branches
Vilikiy - 5
Liverpool England - 99,815 branches
Yukatania - 100,000 branches
Arizona Nova - 98,280 branches
Lord Sumguy – 30,000 branches
The Parthians 206,000 branches
Gyrobot – 210,501 branches
Franberry – 10,000 branches
Allanea - 302,00 branches
Juumanistra - 190,000 branches
Crazed Marines - 100,000 branches
Soviet Bloc – 100,000 branches
The Mindset – 50,000 branches
Hamptonshire - 65,050 branches
The Macabees - 42,000 branches
Jeruselem - 61,000 branches
Questers - 29,010 branches
Praetonia - 40,000 branches
Mationbuds – 20,000 branches
Bazalonia - 28,500 branches
Mokastana – 4,750 branches
Knootoss - 42,000 branches
The Silver Sky – 12,500 branches
Crna Gora Liv Eng - 22,185 branches
Conquest Inc -35,000 branches
Czardas – 10,100 branches
Alutia – 20,000 branches
Kahanistan - 1,373 branches
Van Luxembourg - 7,500 branches
Excalbia
Dersconi Haven Colonies - 15,300 branches
Dersconi Althar Colonies – 30,500 branches
Skibereen – 45,000 branches
Willink - 50,000 branches
Space Union – 50,000 branches
Belkaland – 38,000 branches
Ancient and Holy Terra – 5,000 branches
Wiednegrad - 100 branches
Nedalia – 10,000 branches
Aerion - 10,000 branches
Hallad - 5,000 branches
Velkya - 6,000 branches
Martian City-States – 5,000 branches
Auman - 5,666 branches
Cherry Ridge - 18,500 branches
LifeWyze Facilities - branches
Psychotic Psychos - 51,250 branches
Otagia - 1,000 branches
Last Anarchy Order - 1,000 branches
Leafanistan – 16,300 branches
SuperAmerican VX Man - 700 branches
Zarustra - 500 branches
Callisdrun - 500 branches
Swilatia - 12,000 branches
Izistan – 500 branches
Kirisubo - 300 branches
Rhominia - 200 branches
Pacitalia – 69 branches
Pantocratoria [unknown]
Defense Corporations - 1500
Vault10 – 12,000 Branches
Democratic Colonies – 50,100 branches
Demotivated Dilberts - 100 branches
Communistic Governments - 100 branches
Evitravrenoscia - 100 branches
Lame Bums - 6 branches
Bilky Asko - 1400 branches
Huntaer – 50,000 branches
The Territory - 100 branches
The Conglomerate - 100 branches
Casari - 12,000
New Nicksylvania – 10,000 branches
Wagdog – 10,000 branches
Ri-An –50,456 branches
Alcona and Hubris - 20 branches
Khenas - 150 branches
West Ariddia – 1,278 branches
Grabinia - 100 branches
Tetrislandia – 100 branches
San Haven - 16 branches
Asgarnieu - 6 branches
Aralonia - 6 branches
Milchama - 1 branch
Valeneska Republic - 100 branches
VSI (Willink colony) - 100 branches
Roania – 45 branches
DontPissUsOff - 1,000 branches
Gruenberg - 1,000 branches
Axis Nova - 5,000 branches
ZMI – 6 branches
Bears Armed – 62 branches
New Empire - 1,000 branches
ShopSmart FoodCourts - 6,000 branches
Maraque – 17,500 branches
Crookfor – 50,000 branches
Coreworlds - 60 branches
Chevrokia - 5,000 branches
No Endorse - 200 branches
Lem Namhcab - 35 branches
Future England – 20 branches
Aunesia - 5,000 branches
Granade Turquesa Isla – 10 branches
Kelonia – 1 branch
Vanteland – 10,000 branches

Total Branches: 2,836,789
Employees: 40,274,700
Assets: 2,537 billion dollars
Profits: 1,974 billion dollars

Holdings in Other Industries

4% of Union Castle Line in Alcona and Hubris
10% of Pacitalian/Knootian Pink Bunny Cola

Shareholders

Richard/Mathilda Rabbit (founders, not likely to sell their stock): 50.1%
Alexander Kazansky – 5%
Dersconi Royal Family– 15%
Queen Mariah (Jeruselem) – 5%
Rheinwurst: 5%
OmniGlobe, Incorporated – 5%
Former Mystery Max shareholders – 3.5%
Shah Kosru (The Parthians) – 2.5%.
Mike Kowalski (Crazed Marines) – 2.5%
Anonymous Shareholder – 1.6%
Aerion Holdings 5%

At current, 100 million shares have been printed.

[Belkaland]

Principality of Belkaland
Department of Trade

Dear Sir or Madam, my name is Egon Strauss, I am the Secretary of Trade of the Principality of Belkaland and I have come to you today to request the opening of One Hundred Thousand CBC branches within our borders. All we would like is that they serve Genuine Snake Burgers in addition to the standard menu. Snake Burgers are a nation favorite amoung our fast food eaters, and as such, we wish to prevent more deaths due to the people seeking out snakes to eat and getting bitten by the snakes.

I sincerly wish that this is a acceptable condition and we will be able to conduct further business together in the future.

Your truly,
Trade Secretary Egon Strauss

[Allanea]

This is acceptable, of course. Would it be possible for us to invest in, or preferably buy out, some snake-farming company in your country to secure a supply of snake meat (and sell the excess, of course)?

[Democratic Colonies]

200,00th Cute Bunny Burger Location in the Democratic Colonies Opens
PodTech News, Online Text Version
Thomas Beck, Democratic Colonies

On the 72nd floor of the Four Seasons Private Residences at Bayside in Viconia City, the 200,000th Cute Bunny Burger location in the Democratic Colonies opened today. Although flanked on the left by a Saigon Noodles, on the right by a Viconia Hot Wings, and across the walkway from a Starbucks, this 200,000th Cute Bunny Burger had swift sales on its first day of operation.

"I live on the 83rd floor here," said Heather Hamilton, a 16 year old girl who lives in a condo with her mother, "so it's really convenient to be able to just take the elevator down to the 72nd level commerce court and have a burger. They're like, open late, so I can get a snack at night if I want without having the leave the building too."

This 200,00th Cute Bunny Burger location not only marks a new milestone for the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation in the Democratic Colonies, but also is now the highest Cute Bunny Burger location in the Democratic Colonies, beating out the location in Lasseter Tower by sixteen floors.

[Belkaland]

This is acceptable, of course. Would it be possible for us to invest in, or preferably buy out, some snake-farming company in your country to secure a supply of snake meat (and sell the excess, of course)?

Principality of Belkaland
Department of Trade

Dear sir or madam, I appreciate your choose in this matter and will begin the paperwork to being advertisement for the new chains of Cute Bunny Burger Fast-food Restaurants. I see this as a welcomed relief to the current economical decline my nation is experiencing due to the failures by my colleages in the Trade Organization of Belkaland.

As for investing and/or buying out parts of the Snake-Farming Industry, we would gladly the buy out of one of the less successful snake-farming businesses. I highly suggest Heierlark Farms, a farm that raises many animals for consumtion, such as snakes, cattle, & hogs. They're currently looking for investors willing to help them so that they can contiune operations. If you make them a good offer, I am sure they'll agree to merge with your corporation.

If you have any further questions, please feel free to ask.

Your truly,
Trade Secretary Egon Strauss

[Allanea]

Official Announcement of the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation

We are pleased to report that our company has been making unprecedented progress, now having breached the barrier of 3,000,000 branches all over the world, including branches in Belkaros and the Democratic Colonies. All over the world, the quality of Allanean fast-food is being appreciated by thankful customers – and the more thankful they are, the more they keep coming back for more!

Furthermore, the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation has bought ought Heierlark Farms, a snake-and-cattle farming corporation in Belkaros. The primary off-shoot of this will be the reduction of food costs in all CBBC franchises in that country by 5%. However, we will also be providing the Belkan market with improved-quality meat and bacon from the farm directly, hoping not just to make a profit, but to also cause a general improvement of the quality of farming produce throughout the sector, as McDonalds' purchase of a select group of farms once did in Russia in the 1990's.

But at any rate, dear customers, the important thing remains:
The sun never sets on the Golden Bunny.

Detailed Status Report

Derscon - 150,302 branches
Vilikiy - 5
Liverpool England - 99,815 branches
Yukatania - 100,000 branches
Arizona Nova - 98,280 branches
Lord Sumguy – 30,000 branches
Belkaros – 100,000 branches
The Parthians 206,000 branches
Gyrobot – 210,501 branches
Franberry – 10,000 branches
Allanea - 302,00 branches
Juumanistra - 190,000 branches
Crazed Marines - 100,000 branches
Soviet Bloc – 100,000 branches
The Mindset – 50,000 branches
Hamptonshire - 65,050 branches
The Macabees - 42,000 branches
Jeruselem - 61,000 branches
Questers - 29,010 branches
Praetonia - 40,000 branches
Mationbuds – 20,000 branches
Bazalonia - 28,500 branches
Mokastana – 4,750 branches
Knootoss - 42,000 branches
The Silver Sky – 12,500 branches
Crna Gora Liv Eng - 22,185 branches
Conquest Inc -35,000 branches
Czardas – 10,100 branches
Alutia – 20,000 branches
Kahanistan - 1,373 branches
Van Luxembourg - 7,500 branches
Excalbia
Dersconi Haven Colonies - 15,300 branches
Dersconi Althar Colonies – 30,500 branches
Skibereen – 45,000 branches
Willink - 50,000 branches
Space Union – 50,000 branches
Belkaland – 38,000 branches
Ancient and Holy Terra – 5,000 branches
Wiednegrad - 100 branches
Nedalia – 10,000 branches
Aerion - 10,000 branches
Hallad - 5,000 branches
Velkya - 6,000 branches
Martian City-States – 5,000 branches
Auman - 5,666 branches
Cherry Ridge - 18,500 branches
LifeWyze Facilities - branches
Psychotic Psychos - 51,250 branches
Otagia - 1,000 branches
Last Anarchy Order - 1,000 branches
Leafanistan – 16,300 branches
SuperAmerican VX Man - 700 branches
Zarustra - 500 branches
Callisdrun - 500 branches
Swilatia - 12,000 branches
Izistan – 500 branches
Kirisubo - 300 branches
Rhominia - 200 branches
Pacitalia – 69 branches
Pantocratoria [unknown]
Defense Corporations - 1500
Vault10 – 12,000 Branches
Democratic Colonies – 200,100 branches
Demotivated Dilberts - 100 branches
Communistic Governments - 100 branches
Evitravrenoscia - 100 branches
Lame Bums - 6 branches
Bilky Asko - 1400 branches
Huntaer – 50,000 branches
The Territory - 100 branches
The Conglomerate - 100 branches
Casari - 12,000
New Nicksylvania – 10,000 branches
Wagdog – 10,000 branches
Ri-An –50,456 branches
Alcona and Hubris - 20 branches
Khenas - 150 branches
West Ariddia – 1,278 branches
Grabinia - 100 branches
Tetrislandia – 100 branches
San Haven - 16 branches
Asgarnieu - 6 branches
Aralonia - 6 branches
Milchama - 1 branch
Valeneska Republic - 100 branches
VSI (Willink colony) - 100 branches
Roania – 45 branches
DontPissUsOff - 1,000 branches
Gruenberg - 1,000 branches
Axis Nova - 5,000 branches
ZMI – 6 branches
Bears Armed – 62 branches
New Empire - 1,000 branches
ShopSmart FoodCourts - 6,000 branches
Maraque – 17,500 branches
Crookfor – 50,000 branches
Coreworlds - 60 branches
Chevrokia - 5,000 branches
No Endorse - 200 branches
Lem Namhcab - 35 branches
Future England – 20 branches
Aunesia - 5,000 branches
Granade Turquesa Isla – 10 branches
Kelonia – 1 branch
Vanteland – 10,000 branches

Total Branches: 2,986,789
Employees: 40,274,700
Assets: 2,537 billion dollars
Profits: 1,974 billion dollars

Holdings in Other Industries

4% of Union Castle Line in Alcona and Hubris
10% of Pacitalian/Knootian Pink Bunny Cola
Heierlark Farms in Belkaland

Shareholders

Richard/Mathilda Rabbit (founders, not likely to sell their stock): 50.1%
Alexander Kazansky – 5%
Dersconi Royal Family– 15%
Queen Mariah (Jeruselem) – 5%
Rheinwurst: 5%
OmniGlobe, Incorporated – 5%
Former Mystery Max shareholders – 3.5%
Shah Kosru (The Parthians) – 2.5%.
Mike Kowalski (Crazed Marines) – 2.5%
Anonymous Shareholder – 1.6%
Aerion Holdings 5%

At current, 100 million shares have been printed.

[New Gerpan]

I'm outraged that so many nations will invest in this! This is the start to a fast-food take over. soon, bunny burgers will be on every block. and, in time, the bunny burger corporation may buy a seat in the government. also, rabbits have been hunted before, but if we open these up, the bunny population will drop. New Gerpan will NOT stand for this. WHO'S WITH ME!!!!

[Allanea]

Official Response of the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation:

For one, we already have a seat on the government of Gyrobot, and even partial sovereignty on some Gyrobot territories.

Second, we don't hunt bunnies. We breed them. Bunny population actually increases wherever we go.

[New Gerpan]

still, new gerpan wont invest, too much risk of a takeover. this franchise doesn't fit our socialist government. besides, you don't need me, you have enough investors as it is.

[Allanea]

Sure. Do as you like.

OOC: I'm not sure what the point is of posting you won't invest in a company where all the stock has been sold off already.

[Salzadonia]

Salzadonia would like 5 branches that would not serve meat and instead have soy substitutes. Also the soy cant be genetically enhanced neither can any other food. Which must be 100% organic. This does also pertain to drinks.

You would have locations in :

Xal Centre Mall (suburb of the nations capital New Salo)
New Salo West Complex (a mall on the fringes of New Salo)
Memorial Int. Airport (the main airport in Sidesburg)
Computone Stadium behind Section 385 (on upper deck) (home the Sidesburg Antz of the Salzadonia League (baseball))
Pos-Main Street (a mainstreet location in the small town of Pos)

[New Kansasland (Ancient)]

Official Document
Ministry of Trade and Commerce
New Akerton, New Kansasland

New Kansasland would like 2,500 Cute Bunny Burger branches in New Kansasland. Our national animal is the giant monkey-sloth, which is also one of the citizens" favorite foods. Because giant monkey-sloths are a favorite food of the citizens', we would like to request that you make giant monkey-sloth burgers.

Sincerely,
Louis Rembualt, Ministry of Trade and Commerce

[Uiri]

Cute Bunny Burger Opens up First 100 Branches in Uiri

Today, there was a massive grand opening of the first Cute Bunny Burger branch in downtown Tòrio. It's sleek bicycle through lane with outdoor seating and bicycle parking were a first for the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation although due to the high cost of automobiles, bicycles are much more popular in Uiri. Bunny Burgers are expected to be a huge success as many citizens have only tasted pork and beef. Cute Bunny Burger is appealing the decision of the Uiric courts to forbid chicken burgers due to the fact that the corporation may use Blue Chicken in their burgers which are illegal to consume.

[Belkaland]

OOC: It's Belkaland, not Belkaros. Though being called Belkans is acceptable, the proper term is Belkalandian.

[Zivenzia]

La Corporazione di Salsiccia Originale would like to enter into an agreement where we could twin CBB (Cute Bunny Burgers) with our already existing stands throughout Zivenzia. We could also make our own recipes available to you in exchange. We believe this could be a mutually beneficial arrangement.

(P.S. - Our CFO would like to know if you also have "Hello Kitty Hand-Blended Shakes"?)

[Denfil]

I would like 200 stores set up in my country please in the nation of Denfil


Corporate Leader
Artimis Lowery

[Allanea]

CBBC Response to La Corporazione di Salsiccia Originale

Please advise further on the conditions of this deal. Before we agree to it, we must know the approximate amount of branches you intend to open.

Official Response to the Uiri Courts

As we have no intend to be using Blue Chicken in our food, and respect Uiri law, we will withdraw our lawsuit at the moment.

Official Response to New Kansasland

We will happily provide Giant Sloth burgers.

Official Response to Salzadonia:

We are not able at the present to open the branches you request.

Detailed Status Report

Derscon - 150,302 branches
Vilikiy - 5
Liverpool England - 99,815 branches
Yukatania - 100,000 branches
Arizona Nova - 98,280 branches
Lord Sumguy – 30,000 branches
Belkaros – 100,000 branches
The Parthians 206,000 branches
Gyrobot – 210,501 branches
Franberry – 10,000 branches
Allanea - 302,00 branches
Juumanistra - 190,000 branches
Crazed Marines - 100,000 branches
Soviet Bloc – 100,000 branches
The Mindset – 50,000 branches
Hamptonshire - 65,050 branches
The Macabees - 42,000 branches
Jeruselem - 61,000 branches
Questers - 29,010 branches
Praetonia - 40,000 branches
Mationbuds – 20,000 branches
Bazalonia - 28,500 branches
Mokastana – 4,750 branches
Knootoss - 42,000 branches
The Silver Sky – 12,500 branches
Crna Gora Liv Eng - 22,185 branches
Conquest Inc -35,000 branches
Czardas – 10,100 branches
Alutia – 20,000 branches
Kahanistan - 1,373 branches
Van Luxembourg - 7,500 branches
Excalbia
Dersconi Haven Colonies - 15,300 branches
Dersconi Althar Colonies – 30,500 branches
Skibereen – 45,000 branches
Willink - 50,000 branches
Space Union – 50,000 branches
Belkaland – 38,000 branches
Ancient and Holy Terra – 5,000 branches
Wiednegrad - 100 branches
Nedalia – 10,000 branches
Aerion - 10,000 branches
Hallad - 5,000 branches
Velkya - 6,000 branches
Martian City-States – 5,000 branches
Auman - 5,666 branches
Cherry Ridge - 18,500 branches
LifeWyze Facilities - branches
Psychotic Psychos - 51,250 branches
Otagia - 1,000 branches
Last Anarchy Order - 1,000 branches
Leafanistan – 16,300 branches
SuperAmerican VX Man - 700 branches
Zarustra - 500 branches
Callisdrun - 500 branches
Swilatia - 12,000 branches
Izistan – 500 branches
Kirisubo - 300 branches
Rhominia - 200 branches
Pacitalia – 69 branches
Pantocratoria [unknown]
Defense Corporations - 1500
Vault10 – 12,000 Branches
Democratic Colonies – 200,100 branches
Demotivated Dilberts - 100 branches
Communistic Governments - 100 branches
Evitravrenoscia - 100 branches
Lame Bums - 6 branches
Bilky Asko - 1400 branches
Huntaer – 50,000 branches
The Territory - 100 branches
The Conglomerate - 100 branches
Casari - 12,000
New Nicksylvania – 10,000 branches
Wagdog – 10,000 branches
Ri-An –50,456 branches
Alcona and Hubris - 20 branches
Khenas - 150 branches
West Ariddia – 1,278 branches
Grabinia - 100 branches
Tetrislandia – 100 branches
San Haven - 16 branches
Asgarnieu - 6 branches
Aralonia - 6 branches
Milchama - 1 branch
Valeneska Republic - 100 branches
VSI (Willink colony) - 100 branches
Roania – 45 branches
DontPissUsOff - 1,000 branches
Gruenberg - 1,000 branches
Axis Nova - 5,000 branches
ZMI – 6 branches
Bears Armed – 62 branches
New Empire - 1,000 branches
ShopSmart FoodCourts - 6,000 branches
Maraque – 17,500 branches
Crookfor – 50,000 branches
Coreworlds - 60 branches
Chevrokia - 5,000 branches
No Endorse - 200 branches
Lem Namhcab - 35 branches
Future England – 20 branches
Aunesia - 5,000 branches
Granade Turquesa Isla – 10 branches
Kelonia – 1 branch
Vanteland – 10,000 branches
New Kansasland – 2,500 branches
Reagan States – 1,500 branches
Uiri – 1 branch
Denfil – 200 branches

Total Branches: 2,990,990
Employees: 40,274,700
Assets: 2,537 billion dollars
Profits: 1,974 billion dollars

Holdings in Other Industries

4% of Union Castle Line in Alcona and Hubris
10% of Pacitalian/Knootian Pink Bunny Cola
Heierlark Farms in Belkaland

Shareholders

Richard/Mathilda Rabbit (founders, not likely to sell their stock): 50.1%
Alexander Kazansky – 5%
Dersconi Royal Family– 15%
Queen Mariah (Jeruselem) – 5%
Rheinwurst: 5%
OmniGlobe, Incorporated – 5%
Former Mystery Max shareholders – 3.5%
Shah Kosru (The Parthians) – 2.5%.
Mike Kowalski (Crazed Marines) – 2.5%
Anonymous Shareholder – 1.6%
Aerion Holdings 5%

At current, 100 million shares have been printed.

[New Kansasland (Ancient)]

Today was the grand opening of the first Cute Bunny Burger in New Kansasland (all the others are under construction.) at New Akerton, the capital of New Kansasland. As soon as the ribbon was cut, A LOT of citizens rushed in to the restaurant. Amazingly, most of them bought Giant monkey-sloth burgers.

[Denfil]

The First Cute Bunny Burger Opens In Denfil

The CBB Corporation has opened 200 stores in Denfil. The first opened seconds ago and it is already swarmed with customers due to the "Buy a burger get a limo free!" campagin. The other 199 stores are under construction and are planned to open may 22.

Denfil news

[Allanea]

OOC: I distribute free limos? This is news to me.