Howdy folks, Dr Loo here.
We've all been there at a rock concert, building site and needed to go, somewhere to lay down that next log but have had nowhere to do it, and when you do get to a place and when you do get to a place to lay down that log, that egg has already hatched, well here is the solution to all your problems, the super Turdis. Designed to deal with the undealable that some people lay down at rock concerts thanks to our special formula solution in the tank.
Being on one when some one has tipped it over is not fun as you undoubtably get covered in someone elses doing, well we at Dr Loo with the Super turdis have thaught of that too with a unique anti-spil flap, well you probably know what thats called by I will leave that to your imagination!
Need something more permanent to hold your doing, well we have that covered as well with our septic tank system, for ten thousand turdis, thats bucks to everyone else, we will come and dig your luxury latrine pit and install a septic tank for you, and for $250, we'll pump it out when you call us, see how we think of you, because the pump out guys, their job REALLY SUCKS. Well it does! and if it didn't you really would be in a whole lot of s**t!.
Prices:
Turdis Delivery $100
Turdis hire: $50 per pod per week
Turdis pump out $100
Septic tank + Installation
$10,000
Septic tank pump out $250 per call
Decomposing turds give off methane gas as they rot down, whats left we turn to fertiliser, or should that be Turdilizer, well once thats made, its bagged off and sold as farm yard manure, so at least at Dr Loo we are partly environmentally friendly.
Disclaimer
Dr Loo can not be held responsible if turdis boxes explode due to people smoking in them!
